Thursday, October 25, 2007

Essay 4626


What’s next in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson was slapped with new charges of felony coercion, upping the total to 12 charges against him. What’s next, jaywalking?

• In an apparent effort to please protesting gay rights groups, Sen. Barack Obama added an openly gay performer to his campaign concert series (see Essay 4617). The protests originated over the anti-gay views of another singer in the concert. What’s next, Sen. Larry Craig to join Obama’s campaign committee?

• Diddy insists he didn’t recently punch a man at a trendy nightclub during a fight over a woman both men have dated (see Essay 4591). “I am a human being. I am going to get into an argument at times, but I didn’t punch anybody,” argued Diddy. “I don’t fight over girls.” What’s next? Um, who cares?

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