(MultiCultClassics credits ESPN’s C’MON MAN! for sparking this new, semi-regular blog series.)
MultiCultClassics’ favorite futurist fraud—Marian Salzman—is back. Now the moron who takes credit for bringing us wiggers and metrosexuals is exposing a new femininity with a study entitled, “Gender Shift: Are Women the New Men?”
Salzman contends women are taking over the world. Um, has she noticed the disparity between guys and gals on Madison Avenue—particularly in regards to pay scales and power roles? Euro RSCG Worldwide, the agency employing Salzman, recently recruited a slew of creative honchos. All are stereotypical alpha males.
For some bizarre reason, Salzman thought it would be a good idea to videotape herself reading from the research document. Yo, Marian! Next time, just project the PowerPoint slides. A behavioral psychologist would have a field day analyzing your body language.
Anyway, Salzman believes gender lines are being blurred. So in keeping with the insightful revelation, MultiCultClassics proudly presents the first woman to be called out by this blog series.
C’MON WHITE MAN!
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