Saturday, September 12, 2009

7095: Wheels And Weed.

Late-breaking news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• General Motors is offering a money-back guarantee on new cars. Um, if GM doesn’t start building decent cars, the automaker ought to give back the taxpayers’ bailout money.

• Reports indicate unemployment is driving more people to seek alternative income via selling pot. Look for GM to start offering weed with every new car purchased. Call it Stash for Clunkers.

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