Showing posts with label deepwater horizon. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 25, 2014

12097: Oily Overpayments Stick.

From The New York Times…

Judge Denies BP’s Request to Recoup Overpayments to Oil Spill Victims

By John Schwartz

The oil giant BP cannot recoup hundreds of millions of dollars it claims to have overpaid victims of a 2010 Gulf Coast oil spill, a federal judge ruled Wednesday.

At a hearing in Federal District Court in New Orleans, Judge Carl J. Barbier rejected BP’s request that it be allowed to claw back the extra money paid out under an old accounting method.

BP had successfully argued last year that the accounting methods that determined claims payments were too generous, and earlier this year, Judge Barbier ordered the office that processes claims to adopt an accounting procedure more to the company’s liking.

But in a ruling from the bench, Judge Barbier said the earlier claims “were paid under the settlement’s terms as it was interpreted by the claims administrator and the court at that time.”

He added, “The fact that the decision and the interpretation were later reversed does not equate to fraud or anything close to it by these claimants.”

In a statement, Geoff Morrell, the senior vice president for communications at BP, said the company had asked the court to order the money returned “as a matter of equity and fairness.”

Lawyers for those suing BP pointed to the language in the settlement on the first page of the forms signed by claimants who received money; the form promised the amount paid would not change because of subsequent events.

The form, which was approved by BP as part of its 2012 settlement agreement with lawyers for spill victims, states, “It is possible that the terms of the proposed settlement may change in the future — for better or for worse — as a result of further legal proceedings. However, if you sign this individual release, none of those uncertain future events will affect you.”

The company has repeatedly argued that although it stands by the settlement as signed, its implementation was subsequently “hijacked” by the claims administrator, Patrick Juneau, who the company says misinterpreted the agreement, and then was exploited by unscrupulous plaintiffs.

“For BP to have asked for the return of that money was not contrary to the release or any other part of the agreement,” Mr. Morrell said. “It was an attempt to reach the only fair outcome.”

In court Wednesday, Judge Barbier dismissed BP’s argument that the language of the release form did not cover this situation, saying, “The court finds this is classic hairsplitting.” He said that he had ordered restitution where fraud had been proved, but said that these claimants “did not commit fraud.”

A leader of the steering committee of lawyers for plaintiffs, Stephen J. Herman, said, “I think the judge correctly analyzed the law and the facts, and we’re pleased with the outcome.”

Mr. Morrell said BP “disagrees with today’s decision and will appeal it.”

Judge Barbier also heard arguments on Wednesday about the medical compensation plan BP agreed to for oil spill workers for conditions related to toxic exposure. The judge made no ruling on those arguments.

Judge Barbier is presiding over the sprawl of litigation from the 2010 Deepwater Horizon explosion that killed 11 men and spilled millions of gallons of oil into the gulf. This month, he ruled that BP was grossly negligent in the days and months leading to the disaster, a finding that could cost the company billions of dollars in penalties.

Edward F. Sherman, a professor at Tulane University Law School who has followed the case closely, said it was “not surprising” that Judge Barbier had rejected the effort to reclaim the funds, given the language of the release form.

He noted that the company had also asked the Supreme Court essentially to declare its settlement agreement invalid because it allows payment to people with no obvious causal connection to the spill, despite the fact that the company negotiated the terms and argued for them in court. The argument was rejected by Judge Barbier and by the United States Court of Appeals for the Fifth Circuit.

Professor Sherman said, “They keep trying, don’t they?”

Saturday, August 24, 2013

11384: BP + Mad Ave = Oily Liars.

Advertising Age reported BP is running a campaign complaining about bogus claims from people and businesses that were never financially injured as a result of the 2010 oil spill ignited by the Deepwater Horizon disaster. Um, didn’t BP plead guilty of felony misconduct over their role in the tragedy? There are few things worse than advertising and PR executives writing scripts for criminals griping over alleged injustices. The agency-client meetings must feel like pathological liars conventions.

Sunday, June 30, 2013

11252: BP Takes The Stand—Again.

It’s hard to feel sorry for wrongdoings being committed against corporate criminals.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

10741: BP Slides Out Of Trouble.

From Reuters…

BP Settlement: $4 Billion Penalty For Company In Oil Spill Aftermath

By Chris Baltimore and David Ingram

HOUSTON/WASHINGTON (Reuters) — BP Plc will pay a $4 billion penalty and plead guilty to felony misconduct in the Deepwater Horizon disaster that caused the worst offshore oil spill in the country’s history, the company said on Thursday.

The company will also pay $525 million to settle securities claims with U.S. regulators. In aggregate BP said it will pay $4.5 billion over six years for the various resolutions.

BP’s penalties for the April, 2010, explosion on the Deepwater Horizon rig in the Gulf of Mexico in which 11 workers died, and subsequent leak from the Macondo oil well, will far exceed the previous record for largest criminal penalty in U.S. history.

That record was held by pharmaceutical company Pfizer Inc, which paid a $1.3 billion fine in 2009 for marketing fraud.

BP, which replaced its chief executive after the spill as its market value plummeted, still faces economic and environmental damage claims sought by four Gulf Coast states and other private plaintiffs.

The mile-deep Macondo well spewed 4.9 million barrels of oil into the Gulf over 87 days, fouling shorelines from Texas to Florida and eclipsing in severity the 1989 Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska.

BP has been negotiating for months with the U.S. government and Gulf Coast states to settle billions of dollars of potential civil and criminal liability claims.

A deal could resolve a significant share of the liability the oil company faces, but is not the “global” deal to resolve all outstanding civil and criminal liability with the U.S. government and Gulf Coast states.

BP’s U.S. shares were up about 1.3 percent on Thursday while its London-traded shares were 0.3 percent higher.

10738: Slick BP Seeks Spill Settlement.

From USA TODAY…

BP near settlement with U.S. over Gulf spill

LONDON (AP) — British oil company BP said Thursday it is in advanced talks with U.S. agencies about settling criminal and other claims from the Gulf of Mexico well blowout two years ago.

In a statement, BP said “no final agreement has yet been reached” and that any such deal would still be subject to court approvals. Shares in BP PLC were down 0.8% at 422 pence in early trading in London.

BP said the proposed settlement would not include civil claims under the Clean Water Act and other legislation, pending private civil claims and state claims for economic loss.

The explosion and fire aboard the Deepwater Horizon rig on April 20, 2010, killed 11 workers and set off a spill which continued for 87 days, fouling large areas of the southern coast of the United States.

The rig sank and an estimated 200 million gallons of crude oil gushed out of the well, fouling extensive areas of the southern U.S. coast and disrupting tourism and commercial fishing.

Any settlement is expected to dwarf the largest previous corporate criminal penalty assessed by the Department of Justice — the $1.2 billion fine imposed on drug maker Pfizer in 2009.

BP has booked provisions of $38.1 billion to cover its liabilities from the incident, but the company has said the final cost remained highly uncertain. BP also recently announced that it expects to make the final payment this year to a $20 billion trust fund to cover damage from the blowout.

In March, BP announced a settlement estimated at $7.8 billion with more than 100,000 individuals and businesses for medical and economic losses.

In January 2011, a U.S. presidential commission found that the spill was caused by time-saving, cost-cutting decisions by BP, rig owner Transocean and cement contractor Halliburton.

In September last year, a team of Coast Guard officials and federal regulators concluded BP bears ultimate responsibility. Their report found BP violated U.S. regulations, ignored crucial warnings and made bad decisions during the cementing of the well a mile beneath the Gulf of Mexico.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

9629: BP Means Bullshit Propaganda.


Advertising Age reported on the latest marketing bullshit blitz from BP that launched after Christmas. Pretty sneaky to quietly break the campaign while everyone is distracted with the holidays. Of course, the oil company recently managed to reel in a $4 billion settlement, which will likely help pay for the fresh propaganda. In 2010, Louisiana restaurateur Ralph Brennan suggested determining how much BP is spending to rebuild its corporate image after the Deepwater Horizon disaster and “ask them to match that for us.” No such luck. However, BP did give spokeswoman Iris Cross a fancy makeover.

BP Launching National Ad Blitz After Christmas to Tout Gulf Recovery

WPP’s Ogilvy, Purple Strategies Behind the Campaign

By Rupal Parekh

Targeting the legions of Americans who’ll be home and relaxing on their couches the day after Christmas, BP is launching a 60-second ad Dec. 26 in an effort to convey progress in the cleanup of the Gulf Coast region after the Deepwater Horizon disaster in the spring of 2010.

It’s the first spot in a series of ads—which will once again feature BP employees—that will provide updates and run nationally through early 2012. The latest ad was produced by Purple Strategies, which worked in tandem with Ogilvy on the digital ads, and Ogilvy PR in Washington, which is working on a social-media campaign.

The ad marks BP’s first since late 2010. In the days following the massive oil spill, BP launched its “Voices of BP” campaign, which featured employees promising Americans that the company would restore the Gulf Coast and rectify damage to the environment caused by the oil spill. A subsequent campaign, “Voices of the Gulf,” made local business and community leaders the stars of the ads, promoting tourism along the Gulf Coast.

The latest messaging is timed to coincide with the shifting of BP’s efforts from cleanup into an environmental-restoration and -research phase. In a statement, Geoff Morrell, BP America’s VP-communications said: “We made a commitment not only to restore the Gulf but also to keep the American people informed of that effort. We’ve made significant strides over the past year and believe it’s a good time to provide a progress report to the nation.”

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

9212: The Official Fool Of Chicago Baseball.


Check out this bullshit social media effort from bp, the official fuel of Chicago baseball (and a ball club would need an official fuel because…?). The lame site invites fans to leave notes on what makes baseball so special in the Windy City. MultiCultClassics submitted: Love it when sluggers go deep — which inspires memories of Deepwater Horizon.


Monday, July 04, 2011

8965: Crude Commentary.


A Manic Monday MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Exxon is scrambling to deal with its latest oil spill in Montana, which has dumped crude into Yellowstone River. Um, isn’t the oil company still cleaning up the Exxon Valdez mess created in 1989? The folks at BP must be happy to see a rival taking the spotlight off the Deepwater Horizon disaster, allowing them to launch a new advertising campaign. Oily is the perfect descriptor for all of these assholes.

• A new survey from Consumer Reports named Mickey D’s the worst fast-food burger joint in America. Others making the lousiest list included KFC, Taco Bell, Domino’s Pizza and Quiznos. Yet the Golden Arches continues to enjoy billions in sales despite the undisputed awfulness. It’s either an indication of consumers’ willingness to accept mediocrity or the evil persuasive powers of Ronald McDonald.

• Hackers commandeered the Twitter account of FOX News, sending out fake tweets about President Obama. “Hackers sent out several malicious and false tweets that President Obama had been assassinated,” said the media outlet. “The hacking is being investigated, and FoxNews.com regrets any distress the false tweets may have created.” Actually, FOX News usually creates more distress with its real tweets and perspectives delivered by the hacks running the network.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

8264: Politically Incorrect And Ignorant Too.


Getting political with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Kwame Kilpatrick, currently serving jail time, now faces a 38-count indictment that characterizes the former Detroit mayor’s inner circle as a long-running criminal organization. The United States attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan said, “The defendants used the power and authority of Kwame Kilpatrick’s public offices to unjustly enrich not only themselves but their families and their associates at the expense of taxpayers and donors.” Gee, and you thought Kilpatrick was just a lying, sexting adulterer.

• The Chicago mayoral race continues to heat up. Candidate James Meeks sparked controversy by proclaiming city contracts set aside for minorities should only go to Blacks. “The word ‘minority’ from our standpoint should mean African-American. I don’t think women, Asians and Hispanics should be able to use that title,” said Meeks during an interview. “That’s why our numbers cannot improve— because we use women, Asians and Hispanics who are not people of color, who are not people who have been discriminated against.” Meeks later backtracked, saying only White women should be excluded from the minority category. “I don’t believe White women should be considered in that count…. You have White women in the category. They receive contracts. Then, White men receive contracts. Where does that leave everybody else?” Gee, wonder who will be the first candidate to drop out of the competition.

• Mickey D’s is now being sued by an activist group seeking to prohibit the fast feeder from marketing Happy Meals with toys. A company McSpokesperson said Mickey D’s will “vigorously defend our brand, our reputation and our food.” She added that, “parents consistently tell us they approve of our Happy Meals.” Gee, and how many of those approving parents are also addicted to the obesity-inducing menu items?

• The Obama administration is suing BP and four other companies over the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, charging violations of U.S. environmental laws. Gee, BP will no doubt vigorously defend their brand, their reputation and their crude.

Tuesday, November 09, 2010

8144: Miscellaneous Mumbo Jumbo.


Miscellany in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The first licensed clothing line commemorating the Jackson 5 will launch in February 2011. Look for plenty of clumsy tie-ins with Black History Month.

• General Motors is firing Mr. Goodwrench. Despite 37 years of serving as GM’s dealer service icon, the character will be eliminated February 1, 2011. Great, dump him on the first day of Black History Month.

• A conservative Muslim government minister in Indonesia sparked controversy for shaking hands with First Lady Michelle Obama. The official has historically flaunted his conservatism, saying he avoids contact with women not related to him. Now the man is claiming Michelle Obama forced him to shake her hand. Whatever. This scenario will no doubt completely confuse the group of Americans who believe President Obama is a Muslim.

• Former BP Chief Tony Hayward admitted during a recent interview that the oil company was unprepared for the Deepwater Horizon disaster and the media frenzy it generated. Gee, thanks, Tony. Although the majority of people on Earth could have told you that around, oh, April 20, 2010.

• Sources indicate the initial findings of President Obama’s independent commission into what caused the Deepwater Horizon disaster will support many of the conclusions BP made in its own internal investigation. Hey, somebody make sure Tony Hayward gets copies of both reports.

Tuesday, November 02, 2010

8119: Fake Ribs And Real Ribbing.


Electing to cover the news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Forget the elections, today marks the limited return of Mickey D’s McRib. The press coverage associated with the event demonstrates the power of McDonald’s PR department—as well as the low culinary standards of the American public.

• Despite nearly $8 billion in charges associated with the Deepwater Horizon oil spill disaster, BP announced the company is profitable again. BP must be selling cooking oil to Mickey D’s.

• T.I. reported to an Arkansas prison to serve 11 months for probation violation. Look for the rapper to return to profitability within 11 months or sooner.

• The Girl Scouts of the USA decided to continue making its uniforms in America after people protested upon learning of competitive bids being taken from overseas manufacturers. So no brown people will be sewing Brownie uniforms.

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

8102: Oil Companies Rewrite Reality.


In certain states, the BP Deepwater Horizon disaster has generated mixed reactions. Louisiana and Texas residents, for example, count on oil companies for jobs and other financial benefits. Why, local writers even create fairy tales with crude imagery. Of course, BP’s PR weasels have been publishing fairy tales too.

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

8101: Dead Man Profiting.


Money matters in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Michael Jackson is the world’s highest-earning dead person, collecting $275 million in the past year—more than the next 12 celebrity corpses combined. Somebody should do a relevant re-edit of Thriller.

• BP has agreed to pay Florida $20 million over the next 3 years in order to cover the cost of seafood inspections and a marketing campaign. That’s a very cheap amount for a marketing campaign, given that estimates show BP has paid over $100 million for its own marketing efforts during the Deepwater Horizon disaster. This is eerily like Big Tobacco funding anti-smoking campaigns or liquor companies bankrolling marketing that warns of the dangers of drunk driving.

Friday, October 08, 2010

8041: BP Is Not The Worst Thing Imaginable.


Adweek reported on a recent survey that indicates people don’t hate BP quite as much as they used to. But honestly, that’s like saying Madison Avenue is making progress on diversity, and the industry isn’t quite as exclusively White as it used to be.

Fewer Folks Hate BP

Few respondents have a positive view of the company in the aftermath of the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico

By Mark Dolliver

For a company in BP’s position following the oil spill, it must count as progress to be disliked rather than despised. An NBC News/Wall Street Journal poll suggests the company is moving in that direction.

Conducted late last month, the survey asked respondents to categorize their “feelings” toward a number of public figures and institutions, including BP.

Three percent were “very positive” and 9 percent “somewhat positive” in their feelings about the company; 24 percent were “neutral.” On the hostile end of the spectrum, 20 percent were “somewhat negative” and 30 percent “very negative,” with the remaining 14 percent declining to choose.

While these numbers scarcely constitute an all-is-forgiven attitude, the “very negative” number is down substantially from June, when (as oil continued to gush from the broken well) it stood at 44 percent, along with 23 percent “somewhat negative.”

Then again, the “very negative” number is worse than it was in early May (23 percent, along with 22 percent “somewhat negative”), when the spill was still in its infancy.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

8008: Playing The Percentages.


Surveying the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A Gallup survey shows depression is up 25 percent in the Gulf region since the BP Deepwater Horizon disaster. BP should now stand for BiPolar.

• A new poll from the Pew Research Center shows most Americans are pretty ignorant about their own religions. However, nearly everyone agrees BP is going straight to hell.

• The Government Accountability Office released a report indicating that women have still made little progress in attaining management positions in the workplace. Imagine the reports that would be generated if there were a Madison Avenue Accountability Office.

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Sunday, September 19, 2010

7985: Witchcraft And Other Evil Sorcery.


Any Witch Way in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Delaware Republican Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell responded to her decade-old proclamation that she once “dabbled in witchcraft” by insisting it happened in her youth. O’Donnell explained, “I was in high school, how many of you didn’t hang out with questionable folks in high school? But no, there’s been no witchcraft since, if there was, Karl Rove would be a supporter.” Ha. What a comedienne. Sort of like Samantha in Bewitched. Also, the bigger concern involves the questionable folks O’Donnell hangs out with today.

• BP announced that after 5 months of work, the blown-out Gulf oil well is finally dead. Along with Louisiana tourism. Look for BP’s goodwill efforts and Pollyannaish propaganda to quietly pass away too.

• A forthcoming study from Temple’s Fox School of Business claims to crack the code on landing a bigger salary. The tactics include negotiating, being aggressive and collaboration. On Madison Avenue, additional tactics include playing the Buddy Cards of cronyism and nepotism, as well as maximizing White privilege.

Wednesday, September 08, 2010

7954: BP Backpedals.


“BP has taken full responsibility for cleaning up the spill in the Gulf of Mexico.” But taking full responsibility for the actual disaster, not so much.