Showing posts with label kwame kilpatrick. Show all posts
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Friday, October 11, 2013

11504: Kwame Kilpatrick KO’d.

From The New York Times…

Kwame M. Kilpatrick, Former Detroit Mayor, Sentenced to 28 Years in Corruption Case

By Steven Yaccino

DETROIT — Kwame M. Kilpatrick, the former mayor of Detroit, stood before a federal judge on Thursday and apologized for putting the people of his city through a corruption scandal so vast that prosecutors say it helped accelerate Detroit’s march toward bankruptcy.

“They’re hurting,” Mr. Kilpatrick said. “A great deal of that hurt I accept full responsibility for.”

They were solemn words from the formerly boisterous figure, a bear of a man at 6 feet 4 inches who many believed would lead Detroit out of its long economic downturn. But on Thursday he stood slouched, wearing a tan prison uniform instead of the flashy suits he once favored. Court officers replaced the entourage of bodyguards that used to follow him around. The diamond that once studded his ear, an emblem of his reputation as the “hip-hop mayor,” was gone.

Then, declaring an end to the bribery and thieving that marked the Kilpatrick administration, Judge Nancy G. Edmunds of United States District Court imposed the sentence prosecutors had sought: 28 years in prison.

Mr. Kilpatrick, 43, was convicted in March of two dozen counts that included charges of racketeering and extortion, adding his name to a list of at least 18 city officials who have been convicted of corruption during his tenure. His punishment ranks among the harshest major state and local public corruption cases.

Lawyers for Mr. Kilpatrick said that they intend to file an appeal of the convictions and sentence.

The hearing came at a sobering moment for the city he once led, which is now remaking itself in bankruptcy court as residents wrestle over whom to blame for the fiscal mess. For Detroiters, Mr. Kilpatrick’s meteoric fall — from potential savior of a struggling city to prison-bound symbol of financial mismanagement — may be the closest they will get to holding past leaders accountable for decades of disappointment and poor fiscal decisions.

“He’s become the poster child of what went wrong with the city and why it went bankrupt,” said Adolph Mongo, a political consultant who worked for Mr. Kilpatrick’s re-election campaign. But it was unfair to pin the city’s problems on any single elected leader, he said.

“It was a house of cards,” added Mr. Mongo about Detroit’s fiscal health. “Kilpatrick was the last card. He fell, and it knocked everything down.”

Joseph Harris, a former auditor general for the city during Mr. Kilpatrick’s first term, said that the former mayor was just one in a string of leaders who failed to fully address the crisis of a shrinking tax base amid growing employee health care and pension costs.

Mr. Kilpatrick also increased the city’s debt obligations to fill budget gaps while he was in office. A $1.44 billion borrowing deal he brokered in 2005 to restructure the city’s pension liabilities, though applauded by many at the time, added to the city’s estimated $18 billion in long-term liabilities.

At 31, Mr. Kilpatrick became the youngest person to hold the city’s top position when he was first elected in 2001. He brought new attractions to the city’s riverfront and much-needed business investment downtown. But scandals dogged his nearly seven years in office, ultimately ending a political career that had once seemed destined for the national stage.

In 2008, Mr. Kilpatrick resigned after he lied under oath during a police whistle-blower lawsuit and approved an $8.4 million settlement to try to cover it up. After pleading guilty to charges of obstruction of justice, Mr. Kilpatrick served four months in jail and was ordered to pay $1 million to the city. He was soon behind bars again for hiding assets from the court and telling a judge that he could afford to pay only $6 a month in restitution.

The former mayor and Bobby W. Ferguson, a city contractor and a friend, were indicted in 2010 on sweeping federal corruption charges. All told, prosecutors contend that Mr. Ferguson received $73 million worth of city contracts as a result of an extortion scheme that involved Mr. Kilpatrick, netting $9.6 million in illegal profit. Mr. Ferguson was convicted of nine counts and will be sentenced on Friday.

“The amount of crime, it was astonishing and it had a huge impact on this city,” Mark Chutkow, one of the prosecutors, said as he left the courthouse on Thursday.

Mr. Kilpatrick’s lawyer, Harold Z. Gurewitz, who pushed for a sentence of no more than 15 years, argued in court that Mr. Kilpatrick was being unfairly targeted as a scapegoat for Detroit’s insolvency, with people trying to “send him out with the sins of the city over the last 50 years.” The sentence, he said in an interview later, was tougher than necessary and stiffer than some people get for violent crimes.

Among some of the highest penalties for recent public corruption convictions, James C. Dimora, former commissioner of Cuyahoga County in Ohio, was sentenced last year to 28 years in prison for racketeering and bribery. A year before, Rod R. Blagojevich, former governor of Illinois, was sentenced to 14 years in prison for convictions that included trying to sell the Senate seat President Obama left open when he went to the White House.

In her ruling on Thursday, Judge Edmunds said her decision was another strong warning to elected officials.

“That way of business is over,” she said. “We’re done. We’re moving forward.”

Judge Edmunds agreed to recommend that Mr. Kilpatrick serve his prison term in Texas, where his family now lives.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

8264: Politically Incorrect And Ignorant Too.


Getting political with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Kwame Kilpatrick, currently serving jail time, now faces a 38-count indictment that characterizes the former Detroit mayor’s inner circle as a long-running criminal organization. The United States attorney for the Eastern District of Michigan said, “The defendants used the power and authority of Kwame Kilpatrick’s public offices to unjustly enrich not only themselves but their families and their associates at the expense of taxpayers and donors.” Gee, and you thought Kilpatrick was just a lying, sexting adulterer.

• The Chicago mayoral race continues to heat up. Candidate James Meeks sparked controversy by proclaiming city contracts set aside for minorities should only go to Blacks. “The word ‘minority’ from our standpoint should mean African-American. I don’t think women, Asians and Hispanics should be able to use that title,” said Meeks during an interview. “That’s why our numbers cannot improve— because we use women, Asians and Hispanics who are not people of color, who are not people who have been discriminated against.” Meeks later backtracked, saying only White women should be excluded from the minority category. “I don’t believe White women should be considered in that count…. You have White women in the category. They receive contracts. Then, White men receive contracts. Where does that leave everybody else?” Gee, wonder who will be the first candidate to drop out of the competition.

• Mickey D’s is now being sued by an activist group seeking to prohibit the fast feeder from marketing Happy Meals with toys. A company McSpokesperson said Mickey D’s will “vigorously defend our brand, our reputation and our food.” She added that, “parents consistently tell us they approve of our Happy Meals.” Gee, and how many of those approving parents are also addicted to the obesity-inducing menu items?

• The Obama administration is suing BP and four other companies over the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, charging violations of U.S. environmental laws. Gee, BP will no doubt vigorously defend their brand, their reputation and their crude.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

7681: Men Behaving Sadly.


Bad Boys in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was sentenced for up to five years in prison for violating terms of his probation. If his cell phone texting service is with AT&T, it will bring new meaning to, “More bars in more places.”

• Jesse James was criticized for appearing in a photo striking a Nazi pose. James said, “I think out of everything … dealing with losing my marriage and my son and embarrassing everyone and decimating my life, but to be called a racist on top of that is, it makes me really sad.” Yeah, this guy is sad.

• Rap mogul Suge Knight was arrested last week for threatening a man with a gun. To be clear, Knight had the gun. Although that was probably obvious, no?

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

7628: Lovable Liars.


Lying around in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A new poll indicates only 22 percent of Americans trust the government in Washington. These people also trust used car salesmen, lawyers and pathological liars.

• Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was found guilty of probation violation, including failure to disclose and surrender tax refunds and gifts from rich people. Kilpatrick is a perfect candidate to work in Washington.

• Oprah Winfrey angrily declared she would not undergo DNA testing to determine if a Mississippi man is her biological father. Which significantly increases the likelihood that the man will appear on The Tyra Show.

Wednesday, December 02, 2009

7313: Wednesday Outs And Ins.


Bailing out in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• General Motors CEO Fritz Henderson was ejected from his position by the board of directors. “Fritz has done a remarkable job in leading the company through an unprecedented period of challenge and change,” said Ed Whitacre, the company’s government-picked chairman of the board. “While momentum has been building over the past several months, all involved agree that changes needed to be made.” Whatever. But check out the contextual advertising above hyping the Ford Fusion as 2010 Motor Trend Car of the Year. Ouch.

• Tiger Woods is suddenly facing a bunch of women claiming to be his mistresses, including at least one who allegedly has text messages to prove it. Hasn’t Woods ever heard of Kwame Kilpatrick? Maybe Nike will do a commercial with a series of hot women chanting, “I am Tiger Woods’ … mistress.”

• The State Dinner party crashers appear to be liars too. Surprise, surprise. After insisting during an NBC interview that they were invited to the event, a series of emails seems to clearly indicate they were not—and they knew they were not. If Tiger Woods has already received a citation for his car accident, isn’t it time to bring charges against the Salahis? Wonder if they’ll accept an invitation to the nearest police station.

Wednesday, June 03, 2009

6800: Strange Brews And News.


Starbucking in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Coffee shops in Southern California’s Little Saigon are busting out, serving Vietnamese brew and breasts. The baristas work in bikinis, lingerie and assorted forms of sexy outfits. One employee remarked, “I think it’s kind of like Starbucks meets Hooters.” Except there’s a totally different reaction when you order a grande.

• Ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was three days late and $3,500 short on last month’s payment ordered as a component of the criminal case that ousted him from power. Somebody check to see if he was in Little Saigon in May.

• Former Kmart chairman and CEO Joseph Antonini is being sued by five banks charging he defaulted on over $2.3 million in loans and promissory notes. When Kmart dumped Antonini in 1995, he collected $1.3 million in severance and a lifetime annual pension of $527,000. In other words, he’ll never be spotted shopping in Kmart.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

6735: Cross Your Heart And Hope To Lie.


Food and Drug for Thought in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The Food and Drug Administration says the healthy claims printed on boxes of Cheerios are not accurate, spanking General Mills for “serious violations.” The FDA also gave the cereal maker 15 days to fix the messages. To pull that off, they’d better eat their Wheaties.

• Donald Trump declared that Miss California Carrie Prejean will keep her crown, despite stirring controversy with nude pictures and her views against gay marriage. Can’t help but think Trump backed Prejean just to piss off Rosie O’Donnell.

• New Detroit Mayor Dave Bing won’t be moving into the official mayoral mansion, hoping to turn it into a profit center for the city. “We have the gem and take care of the gem, so we need to use it to our advantage,” said Bing. “I have no desire to live there. It’s a beautiful structure, and I want to see it become an asset for the city and its residents.” Maybe he can rent it to Kwame Kilpatrick.

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

6713: Cinco De Mayor.


Voting for good news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Detroit citizens will cast ballots today for the next mayor, pitting current Mayor Ken Cockrel Jr. against ex-NBA star Dave Bing. Voter turnout is expected to be low. Maybe folks should be allowed to cast votes via text message.

• Kraft Foods reported 1Q profits rose 10 percent, despite a drop in sales. If sales had completely evaporated, would Kraft profits have gone through the roof?

• Motorola announced plans to cut spending by an additional $200 million, and imagines its new smart phones will be a success. Wanna bet $200 million on that prediction?

• Mickey D’s is launching a huge campaign for its premium coffee, taking aim at the struggling Starbucks brand. Fine, just don’t start calling the crew McBaristas.

Monday, March 16, 2009

6547: Jackie And Jackasses.


Comedy killers in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Alleged comedian Jackie Mason is drawing fire for a comment he made about President Barack Obama. Mason referred to Obama as a “schwartza” during a performance, and later explained himself by proclaiming, “I’m an old Jew. I was raised in a Jewish family where ‘schwartza’ was used. It’s not a demeaning word and I’m not going to defend myself.” The non-defense continued when Mason added, “Chris Rock has told a lot more jokes about whites than I have against Blacks. What about the demeaning words Blacks say about Jews?” And he capped it off with, “If it’s a racist society, the white people are the ones being persecuted because they have to defend themselves.” Maybe Mason will team up with Michael Richards and Don Imus for a KKKings of Comedy tour.

• A new study shows the ability to reason, spatial visualization and the speed of thought all peak around the age of 22 and start deteriorating by 27. This explains a lot about the state of big advertising agencies on Madison Avenue, where dinosaurs inhabit the C-level offices. It also might explain Jackie Mason.

• Christine Beatty, former chief of staff and lover to ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, left prison after serving 69 days of her 120-day sentence. Now Beatty and the recently released Kilpatrick are looking for jobs. Maybe the texting duo can replace Dwyane Wade and Charles Barkley in T-Mobile commercials.

• A new national poll shows Americans are most worried about unemployment. However, they’re not at all worried about the unemployment of Beatty and Kilpatrick.

• The CEO of Six Flags claims a key debtholder is refusing to meet, prohibiting the theme park from creating an out-of-court refinancing deal to avoid bankruptcy. Refinancing deal: Zero Flags!!!

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

6532: You’ve Got Mail!


Connecting with craziness in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• AOL fired workers via email. On Monday, the ex-employees received an email inviting them to attend an important meeting with HR the next morning. Nice. Reports indicate AOL will shed 10 percent of its staff by the end of the month. “If there was a number, we wouldn’t know it,” said a former worker. “No one saw this coming.” Don’t mean to sound insensitive, but any AOL employee who didn’t see this coming must be legally blind.

• A new batch of 682 text messages between former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick and his lover was unleashed on Monday, as attorneys for Kilpatrick filed a $100 million lawsuit against mobile provider SkyTel for releasing the files. Hey, don’t shoot the text messenger.

• A statue of KFC icon Colonel Sanders was dragged from a Japanese river, where it had been dumped 24 years ago. Crazy baseball fans celebrating a victory had hurled the statue into the waters because they thought it resembled a team player. Not sure if the player should feel insulted about people thinking he resembled the Colonel—or if he should feel relieved he wasn’t present at the celebration.

Tuesday, February 03, 2009

6399: What’s Out.


Toying with the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Ty Incorporated is shelving its dolls inspired by Sasha and Malia Obama, despite the company’s insistence the toys were not modeled after the girls. First Lady Michelle Obama officially dissed the dolls last month. The Ty website now lists Sweet Sasha and Marvelous Malia as retired, while eBay offered the duo at up to $100. Look for replacement dolls Bold Barack and Magnificent Michelle to debut soon.

• Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was released from prison after serving 99 days for lying during a 2007 whistle-blowers’ trial. A spokesman said Kilpatrick is scheduled for a job interview in Texas on Wednesday. Wonder how he’ll explain the 99-day hole in his résumé.

Monday, December 01, 2008

6204: Downsizings, Detentions And Disorders.


Monday Night MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• JPMorgan Chase & Co. declared it will cut 9,200 Washington Mutual jobs. No word if they’ll also change the “Whoo hoo!” tagline to WTF.

• The ex-aide / ex-girlfriend to ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick will serve 4 months in prison after pleading guilty to obstruction of justice. She also received five years of probation and must pay restitution to the city. No word if the restitution includes text message cell phone charges.

• A new study showed 1 in 5 young adults has a personality disorder. Yet none of them are as screwed up as JPMorgan Chase & Co. honchos or ex-Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick.

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

6101: Cells, Cellphones And Selling.


Doing time with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Former Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick can look forward to 120 days in a jail cell like the one depicted above for lying about an affair with his chief of staff. “The Wayne County jail, and the cell Mr. Kilpatrick will be staying in, is no country club,” said the Wayne County Sheriff. “It’s a Spartan cell, cinderblock, typical of jail cells.” No word if he’ll be able to receive text messages.

• Verizon reported 3Q earnings were up 31 percent. However, expect a significant drop if Kwame Kilpatrick is unable to send text messages during the next quarter.

• Whirlpool announced plans to cut 5,000 jobs. It’s about time someone cracked down on the Maytag repairman, who hasn’t been doing anything for decades.

• UPS reported 3Q profits dropped 10 percent. Looks like Brown can’t stay in the black.

• Rev. Al Sharpton is mad at the New York Post for a sports column he considers racist. Sportswriter Steve Serby commented about New York Giants coach Tom Coughlin punishing player Plaxico Burress for assorted infractions. Serby wrote, “Good for Tom Coughlin. Good for Coughlin for tightening the noose around Plaxico Burress.” Sharpton declared, “To make such a blatant racist statement about an African-American football player with a neck injury is completely unacceptable. Clearly, the racial connotation is very disturbing. … This is the verbal reflection of a hanging noose.” Should be interesting to read the New York Post headline for this one.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

5965: There’s A New Mayor In Town.


From The New York Times…

New Mayor Takes Oath as Detroit Vows Rebirth

By Nick Bunkley

DETROIT — As workers on Friday finished restoring the Spirit of Detroit, the statue outside City Hall whose uplifting silhouette graces official business cards and letterhead, a new era began 12 floors above with the swearing in of an interim mayor who promised to remove the tarnish of his predecessor’s scandal.

In a ceremony decidedly more modest than the galas held for previous mayoral inaugurations, Kenneth V. Cockrel Jr., a former City Council president, was sworn in as Detroit’s 61st mayor, a job thrust upon him after Kwame M. Kilpatrick resigned after pleading guilty to obstruction of justice.

After eight months of defiantly insisting he would be vindicated, Mr. Kilpatrick quit amid evidence that he had spent about $10 million in city funds largely to hide an extramarital affair with his chief of staff, who quickly resigned when text messages from her pager became public.

“This is that new beginning that people have been looking for,” said John M. Green, a Detroit resident who founded the Ralph Bunche Repository, a nonprofit organization dedicated to the Nobel Peace Prize-winning diplomat. “Despite what everybody says about Detroit going into the drain, we’re not.”

Mr. Cockrel told an overflow crowd in the City Council auditorium that “this is our time to breathe life back into the city.” He laid out an agenda that included expanding the city’s convention center, cleaning up trash and “coming after” criminals.

“It is critical that we find closure, mend our wounds, treat our bumps and bruises and heal as a city,” he said. “It is also important that after that healing, we get back to work.”

[Read the full story here.]

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

5955: Names In The News.


Taking names in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The Detroit Zoo removed the name of former Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick from its water tower. Officials will probably offer the name to a local circus instead.

• Linens ’n Things may become a things of the past as a buyout plan fizzled last week. The retailer must now consider liquidating its business during the holidays. Talk about throwing in the towel—and bed sheets too.

• A new study shows overweight kids may be more prone to headaches. Wonder if the research included ice cream headaches.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

5936: Guilty Displeasures.


From national news sources…

Memo to African-Americans: Sometimes blacks are guilty

By Leonard Pitts

If Kwame Kilpatrick were white, don’t you think he’d have been thrown out of office a long time ago? Heck, he’d be out of jail by now and shopping his memoirs.

Instead, it was just last week, after a year of scandal and revelation that has paralyzed his city and made it the punch line to an international joke, that Detroit’s mayor surrendered his office and copped a plea: 120 days in jail, 5 years’ probation and a $1 million fine. Because, you see, Kilpatrick is not white, he is black in a city that is itself more than 80 percent black. And that complicated things.

For instance, it led to undeserved support from the local black paper.

And to a massive rally for him at a black church.

And to black people blaming the media for “bringing down” a gifted black man.

And to a political consultant calling the case “Jim Crow justice.”

And to Kilpatrick repeatedly portraying himself as a victim of racial politics and a “lynch-mob mentality.”

All the claims of racial solidarity and victimization gave Kilpatrick what Eliot Spitzer could never have imagined: a base from which to dig in his heels and declare he would not be moved.

If you didn’t know better, you might have thought this was Birmingham in 1963 or Montgomery in 1955, with strains of “We Shall Overcome” ringing in the air. You’d never know it was Detroit in 2008 where the issue wasn’t desegregation or human dignity but, rather, a mayor who had an extramarital affair with his chief of staff, fired police who came too close to discovering it, lied about it under oath, agreed to an $8.4 million payoff to keep police from releasing explicit text messages proving the affair and, for good measure, shoved a sheriff’s deputy trying to serve a subpoena to someone else in an unrelated matter.

Racial victimization? Jim Crow justice? Give me a break.

Earlier this year, I excoriated the mayor for playing upon African- Americans’ reflexive tendency to rally in defense of any one of us who gets in trouble. But that’s only part of the problem here. It’s not just that someone played black folks, but that black folks keep letting themselves be played.

Truth is, we get played like checkers any time any high-profile one of us is caught in scandal or sin. From Michael Jackson to O.J. Simpson to Tawana Brawley to Mike Tyson to Marion Barry to Kilpatrick, lying his natural backside off in court, we keep proving pathetically susceptible to manipulation by any brother or sister who says white folks have done him or her wrong—especially if they invoke God a few times for good measure.

There’s an axiom that goes: fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. But what about fool me 87 times? What about fool me like the nerdy kid with the “kick me” sign taped to his back?

What happens when you get fooled like that? I’ll tell you what should happen. You should say, “Enough.” You should evolve the social and political maturity, the common sense and the plain self-respect to stop letting yourself be used like a dishrag.

African-Americans—and, for that matter, all people of conscience—have a moral responsibility to stand up for those who truly are victims of racial injustice. In defending those people, we should be unstinting and unwavering.

We should not, however, be unthinking. We should stop falling into the easy trap of believing every black man in trouble is a victim of racial malfeasance. Sometimes, a black man in trouble is a victim of his own malfeasance. If more black folks in Motown had understood this, the city might not have spent the last year embarrassing itself.

Leonard Pitts is a syndicated columnist based in Washington.

Thursday, September 04, 2008

5910: CUL8R, Mayor Kilpatrick.


From The Chicago Tribune…

Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick resigns

By Tim Jones, Chicago Tribune correspondent

Mired in a sex scandal that crippled the governance of Detroit all year, the city’s troubled mayor chose Thursday to walk out of office, rather than run the increasing risk of being heaved out.

The tawdry drama of Democrat Kwame Kilpatrick, the once-promising 38-year-old mayor of the nation’s 11th largest city, ended in a wood-paneled courtroom when a subdued Kilpatrick, after months of defiant claims of innocence, meekly pleaded guilty to reduced felony charges and agreed to serve 4 months in jail and pay up to $1 million in restitution.

“I lied under oath,” Kilpatrick told the court, conceding what growing numbers of Detroiters have suspected for months — he covered up an affair with his former chief of staff, Christine Beatty, that was at the center of a lawsuit settled by the city for $8.4 million.

In live remarks broadcast by Detroit TV stations Thursday night, Kilpatrick said he takes full responsibility for his “poor judgment.”

Kilpatrick, sometimes called the “hip-hop mayor” first elected amid great fanfare in 2001, is scheduled to leave office no later than Sept. 18. But in a city whose residents are well aware of the steamy details of text messages between Kilpatrick and Beatty, widely reported in the media, the mayor is already history.

“I think there is a giant sense of relief in the city and the entire state over the events of today,” said Larry Dubin, a professor at the University of Detroit Mercy School of Law. “This is like opening up an artery and permitting the blood to flow again for the city.”

Kilpatrick will be succeeded by Ken Cockrel Jr., 42, the city council president.

In recent weeks it became clear that time was running out for Kilpatrick. Business and religious leaders and the city’s African-American newspaper said Kilpatrick should quit. The prurient interest of the scandal made Detroit the butt of late night talk show jokes. Sales transactions aimed at balancing the city’s budget were stalled. And Wednesday, Michigan Gov. Jennifer Granholm began expulsion hearings, fanning a flurry of activity aimed at a plea bargain.

Granholm, who halted Thursday’s scheduled hearing after Kilpatrick’s plea, called the events of the day “a sad but historic story” that is coming to an end.

Michigan Atty. Gen. Mike Cox, attending the Republican National Convention in St. Paul, called Kilpatrick’s exit “a great day for the city of Detroit and the state of Michigan.”

Such a scenario did not seem likely seven years ago, when the charismatic 31-year-old state legislator and son of a powerful congresswoman took over the reigns of the shrinking city and seemed to energize the city by force of will. Spending irregularities began to multiply and reports circulated of a wild party at the mayor’s mansion, involving strippers and members of the mayor’s security detail. While Kilpatrick was re-elected in 2005, he had earned a reputation of political immaturity.

When the Detroit Free Press published texts of salacious messages between Kilpatrick, married and the father of three children, and Beatty, a divorced mother, contradicting courtroom claims that there was no romantic relationship, the reservoir of goodwill toward the mayor began to dry up.

Although his mother, U.S. Rep. Carolyn Kilpatrick, chairs the influential Congressional Black Caucus, Kilpatrick became a political pariah. Assault charges last month resulted in his being fitted with a court-ordered electronic tether. He was prevented from leaving the city, much to the relief of Democrats uncomfortable with the prospect of Kilpatrick attending last month’s Democratic National Convention in Denver.

His political capital spent and his electoral promise squandered, Kilpatrick struck the plea deal as Granholm was preparing the second day of expulsion hearings.

“This has been a great distraction. Now we can begin to rebuild the image of the city,” said John Mogk, who ran for mayor of Detroit in the 1970’s and now teaches law at Wayne State University. “Everyone at all levels is relieved that the mayor has resigned.”

Monday, September 01, 2008

5891: Jacko And Wacko.


Laboring through the news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Happy Belated Birthday to Michael Jackson, who turned 50 on August 29. The Jacko timeline above was created by the BBC. In a telephone interview, Jacko revealed he celebrated quietly at home with his family. The King of Pop also hinted at plans for the future. “People see some of the things I do and they say, ‘Why don’t you show this to the world? People don’t know you do these things.’ And maybe I will,” revealed Jacko. Um, if it involves more plastic surgery, we’ll take a pass.

• Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick’s lawyers have reportedly offered a plea deal, where Kilpatrick would plead guilty to two felony charges, make financial restitution and serve five years’ probation in lieu of prison time. Wonder if prosecutors will send their response via text message.

Friday, August 29, 2008

5881: Memory Games.


Recalling the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Remember O.J. Simpson? Well, the co-defendant in the upcoming robbery and kidnapping trial attempted to delay the proceedings, but a Nevada Supreme Court panel rejected the request. The co-defendant wanted a separate trial, believing it will be impossible to get a fair deal if sitting next to Simpson. Perhaps, but his chances of getting a fair book deal will dramatically improve.

• Remember Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick? He filed a lawsuit to stop next week’s hearing to decide if he should be ousted from office. The lawsuit contends that Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm, who will lead the hearing, cannot be impartial because she has already indicated she believes Kilpatrick is guilty. Hey, it’s not like Granholm is forcing Kilpatrick to sit next to O.J. Simpson during the hearing.

• Remember DMX? The rapper and actor pleaded guilty on Wednesday to charges stemming from a Miami drug case, and now must face more charges in Arizona. Somebody make sure he doesn’t drive to Arizona.

• Remember Dell? The computer company reported 2Q profits dropped 17 percent. Looks like more dudes are not getting a Dell.

• A new report from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention showed 12 percent of Native Americans and indigenous Alaskans die from alcohol consumption—over three times the national norm. And probably 100 percent of Americans will not remember this report by next week.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

5870: Playing Games.


Dolled up with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A federal jury awarded Barbie dollmaker Mattel $100 million in the copyright case against Bratz dollmaker MGA Entertainment. Look for Barbie to buy a few more dream houses and a new ride for Ken.

• Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm will hold a hearing next week to decide whether or not to oust Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. While the two are both Democrats, their relationship has reportedly been strained. One political commentator remarked, “She never liked the mayor, and the mayor was lukewarm toward her.” Guess he never returned her emails and IMs.

• Southwest Airlines cut 190 flights due to lower customer travel demands. Maybe the company should produce a TV spot with Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick that asks, “Want to get away?”