Back again by unpopular demand — a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Hitler returned to Brooklyn, fighting for his right to freedom of expression. The student who dressed as Adolf Hitler for Halloween (see Essay 1273) held a press conference to whine about the disciplinary action taken against him — with his mommy at his side. He was taunted by hecklers shouting, “You’re pathetic!” “I’m not a Nazi. It’s a Halloween costume," cried the idiot. “People have taken it too seriously … I’m not going to go around and kill Jews or anything.” Yo, kid, folks know you’re not a Nazi. Time to realize you’re a moron.
• Big Tobacco won a ruling that will allow for the continued promotion of “light” and “low tar” cigarettes while appeals for an earlier judgment are reviewed. Guess the cigarette makers temporarily won their right to freedom of misleading expression.
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Saw this on TV tonight, even had a shot of him giving the salute.
I never mention violence in posts. People take it the wrong way and the FBI gets involved. But someone and his parents need a smack - bigtime.
I can just see the parents: “We always taught him to express himself.”
Cool. Guess that means I can go as the Village People next year, only I’ll be Jesus and replace the phone guy. Shouldn’t draw too many stares, right?
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