Monday, March 31, 2008

5304: Eliot Spitzer’s Got Nothing On Me.


From The Sun…

F1 Nazi nookie boss to keep job

By PHILIP CASE

FORMULA One racing chief Max Mosley will NOT be sacked over a sadistic Nazi orgy with five call girls, it was revealed last night.

Mosley, 67, was filmed playing a SS death-camp commmandant barking orders in German and lashing uniformed girls in a five-hour video.

The married dad-of-two — son of infamous wartime fascist Sir Oswald Mosley — also posed as a concentration camp victim having his genitals inspected before being whipped until his buttocks bled.

But last night F1’s governing body the FIA said he would keep his job as president after Friday’s orgy at a flat in London’s Chelsea was exposed by the News Of The World.

A spokesman said: “As far as the FIA is concerned, this is a matter between Mr. Mosley and the newspaper.” He added that Mosley’s lawyers were “in touch” with the paper.

5303: Overreaction Of The Week.


This slanty-missiled caricature makes you wonder if society has made progress—or have we merely developed our design skills?




5302: Potheads Wanted.


Whirlpool is recruiting people of colored kitchen utensils.

5301: Seasonal Stink.


Spring into clichés.











Sunday, March 30, 2008

5300: Dirty Little Practices.


From AdAge.com…

The Janitorial Staff Is Not a Proper Hispanic Focus Group
The Rules Always Seem to Change When Developing Work Targeted to Spanish Speakers

By Rochelle Newman-Carrasco

“It’s 2008.” His words were fueled by anger as they burst forth in search of understanding. “Decade of the Hispanic. … Latino boom. … What happened?” the voice continued. It was a Friday evening, and I had answered a call from a multicultural-marketing friend. Something or someone had pushed him over the edge.

Gathering his composure, he went on to describe a call he had received from an executive within his company. One of the Spanish-language networks had done the creative on a new campaign, “and now they want me to round up the janitors, maids and gardeners that work in our buildings and run it by them,” he explained. “Can you believe it? That’s just what they said. In this day and age? I have to say I’m offended.”

I was saddened to feel no sense of surprise or shock. Far too many marketers still think that this blue-collar trifecta acts as a proxy for all Spanish-speaking Latinos. While there is no reason to distance Latinos from these three highly respectable and hardworking professions, there is also no reason to support the belief that a representative sample of Latino viewpoints can be extracted from them.

It bears mentioning that the product being researched has wide appeal and is accessible to consumers regardless of income, education level or social status. The product includes a strong Spanish-language component, making Spanish speakers a primary but not exclusive target. The marketers behind this product have no reason, other than ignorance, on which to base their stated recruitment criteria.

I suggested to my friend, who happens to be Latino, that he find out if non-Hispanic research was done in such a random manner. Perhaps this was an equal-opportunity case of a companywide disregard for research. If non-Latino employees were consistently “rounded up” and asked their opinions on similar campaigns, then perhaps the only real offense was the stereotypical description of Latinos. Maybe he could use this as an opportunity to educate his peers about the error of their ways, much in the same way parents use celebrity “bad behavior” as an opportunity to teach children right from wrong.

There was, however, more to find objectionable. The campaign in question had been developed by a Spanish-language network instead of a qualified agency. Sadly, this too came as no surprise. I knew this company’s non-Hispanic work was not done by NBC, CBS or ABC. For the most part, it’s done by an internal agency. Still, my point remains. For non-Hispanic work, creative professionals are paid and valued for their ability to position the product, develop powerful messaging and achieve a quality end product. In the case of Spanish-language efforts, the rules change. The media buy is negotiated and the client is made an offer it can’t refuse -- Spanish-language creative developed by the network at no additional cost. Who needs to hire an agency when you have low- to no-cost Spanish speakers standing by?

Initially, I wanted to expose the company that inspired this column. Then I realized that it’s not necessary because it’s not an isolated incident. This particular company’s description of Latinos and its approach to Spanish-language creative and research are not unique. Neither is the frustration felt by my multicultural-marketing friend who, like others in his position, finds himself between a rock and a hard place.

What would you do? Or should I say, “What did you do?” as there is no doubt in my mind that many of you have lived through these very circumstances before -- and will again.

5299: Weasel-like Creatures.


Did you know? Ferrets are intelligent companion animals with distinct personalities. They also make adequate advertising account executives.

5298: 40 Years Later.


From The New York Daily News…

America is changed, but falls short of Martin Luther King’s vision of justice

By Errol Louis

An assassin’s bullet struck down the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. 40 years ago, but a great many blacks — protesters and preachers, journalists and judges, authors and activists — think America’s just starting to fulfill King’s dream.

Thousands are set to converge on Memphis this week for a solemn commemoration of the assassination on April 4.

Each will have his or her personal and political interpretations of what King’s stormy, splendid life and sudden, tragic death meant.

There will be remembrances of the days when blacks had to ride in the back of the bus, could not eat at lunch counters in the South, had to use “colored” bathrooms and could not stay in fine hotels, even in some places in the North.

Those days are gone now, but we still have not reached King’s goal of a country where people will “not be judged by the color of their skin, but by the content of their character.”

Activists, walking in King’s footsteps, will be coming to Memphis for demonstrations aimed at pricking the nation’s conscience about a wide range of social ills, including police brutality, failing urban schools, the AIDS epidemic and the decline of organized labor.

Mainstream politicians and civil rights leaders will announce a new urban agenda to help complete King’s unfulfilled dream of a nation freed from the shackles of racism, poverty and injustice.

A group of ministers, led by the Memphis-based Church of God in Christ, will mull King’s contributions to a theology of liberation that used biblical prophecy to organize extraordinary, nonviolent courage and valor from millions of poor and disenfranchised Americans.

All the different agendas — and millions of private remembrances that will take place from coast to coast — will be right on target.

King’s genius lay in challenging Americans to make an individual, personal commitment to social justice — and that makes most remembrances about his life and legacy deeply personal.

“I couldn’t get over how my mother just fell apart,” says the Rev. Al Sharpton, who was 13 years old on the night the television flashed news that King had been murdered.

“She cried like it was a member of our immediate family,” he reminisced. “My mother was from Dotham, Ala. To her and her generation, Dr. King was the difference in how their everyday life was conducted.”

Still, the long fight to break down the system of formal racial segregation in the South, King’s best-known struggle, was only part of his legacy.

For a generation of Christian and Jewish thinkers, King inherited and expanded a home-grown liberation theology that linked spiritual and political progress.

King was tutored by ministers including Howard Thurman, a friend of King’s father who wrote extensively about social justice, built one of the nation’s first integrated congregations and developed a close relationship with Mahatma Gandhi.

Another King mentor, the Rev. Vernon Johns, a farmer and preacher, preached social activism to a reluctant congregation in Montgomery, Ala., that eventually voted Johns out.

They replaced him with the seemingly mild-mannered King, who would set off and lead an international human rights revolution.

Four decades after King’s death, divinity students pore over sermons and writings by Thurman and Johns to discover the roots of King’s thinking about faith, politics and nonviolence.

“He was a person of faiths, plural,” says Rabbi Joseph Potasnik, executive vice president of the New York Board of Rabbis. “He could speak to a Jewish audience in a language they shared. The photo of him marching with Abraham Heschel was a defining moment in American history.

“It showed that when we stand together, we can make a difference. That’s a story of religion in its best possible moment.”

What most people remember about King — his soaring oratory and nonviolent civil disobedience — remains as basic to American politics as voting and town hall meetings.

“King proved to me that movements are built not on charismatic leadership, but the institutionalization of social change,” says Mark Winston Griffith, a Brooklyn-based writer and community leader who works on predatory lending and other economic fairness issues.

“I’ve attempted to live his ideal of the servant leader.”

One of the most obvious legacies of King — the passage of the 1965 Voting Rights Act — provided federal protection that allowed millions of blacks to register and vote, leading to the election of hundreds of black politicians to local and federal posts.

“We’ve come a long way and there’s still work to be done,” says the Rev. Wyatt Tee Walker, a top aide to King who later moved to New York and built Canaan Baptist Church, a major Harlem institution.

“I think Barack Obama’s candidacy is the front edge of Dr. King’s dream; I’m more excited about it than anything else,” Walker told me. “It goes toward fulfilling Dr. King’s instruction that we be more concerned about a person’s character than the color of his skin.”

For Sharpton, political advances take a backseat to King’s role as a protest leader.

“Too many people forget that it was Martin Luther King the activist that became worldwide-known. He never was a politician, never ran for office,” Sharpton says. “He chose to be free to remain a challenger to the system. The media does not tell the truth about how controversial and despised he was at the time of his death.”

Forty years after King’s murder, his most visible legacy is the habit of organizing people to protest injustice, argue against those in power and battle for society’s outcasts.

It’s as close, and as urgent, as the next protest.

5297: Not Paying Attention In Class.


Why is NBC hyping its upcoming season of shows with the theme song from a famous ABC sitcom?

Saturday, March 29, 2008

5296: Pen Pals And Playwrights.


Write and wrong in a MultiCultClassics Monologue.

• Remy Ma is turning to her fans for help after being convicted for shooting a friend in the stomach. The rapper now faces up to 25 years in jail. “Please write letters about how Remy and her music has positively affected you, influenced you, inspired you, etc.,” stated a note on the rapper’s MySpace page. “In hopes that the judge will be lenient in Remy’s upcoming sentencing.” All friends who write are probably eligible to be shot in the stomach.

• Idiotic students at North Dakota State University sparked controversy by staging a skit incorporating cowboys simulating anal sex while a White student in Blackface portrayed Barack Obama getting a lap dance. “We’re trying to find out the right approaches for accountability but at the same time try to heal wounds that have occurred and allow the campus to move ahead,” said NDSU’s dean of students. The students are probably preparing for their upcoming Remy Ma skit.

5295: Eyes Wide Shut.


Drinking and dumbbells don’t seem to mix.

5294: Hip Hop Leads To Rap Sheet?


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

Hip-hop attitude leads to mayor’s downfall

The reign of Detroit’s chest-bumping, earring-wearing hip-hop mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, is poised for an awful ending. I can’t say I’m mad about it.

While the details of Kilpatrick’s troubles are stuck in a state of alleged-ness, one can’t help but wonder if the values and attitudes that swept him into office in the first place are the cause of his downfall. Sure, the music is catchy and a mirror into youth society, but the worst values of corporate hip-hop are empty. If the music is the message, the message is often one of materialism, misogyny, fatalism and moral relativism embodied by the ethos of no snitching.

In a classic case of the coverup overshadowing the crime, Kilpatrick, 37, is charged with perjury, conspiracy, obstruction of justice and misconduct in office related to police firings, $8.4 million in “hush” money and sexy text messages sent between him and his former chief of staff, Christine Beatty. Both face years in prison, a lot of years.

The smoking gun is a series of text messages the then-married Beatty and still-married Kilpatrick exchanged on her city-issued pager. It took a lot of hubris for these two to wax so rhapsodic about waxing each other’s, er, you know, so openly on property that didn’t even belong to them. Anybody who has ever tried to sneak and do anything knows discretion is the better part of sneakiness.

“I’m madly in love with you,” Kilpatrick wrote on Oct. 3, 2002.

“I hope you feel that way for a long time,” Beatty replied. “In case you haven’t noticed, I am madly in love with you, too!”

These two didn’t learn anything from Bill Clinton and the infamous blue dress or Martha Stewart’s adventures in lockdown.

But Kilpatrick’s real mistake was in believing the hype that is hip-hop. It’s a culture stuck in perpetual teendom, where artists, trends and music constantly morph into new states of hipness to maintain credibility. To the extent to which this evolution creates better art, great. But the pressure, for example, for young girls to eschew their natural beauty in favor of the Lee-Press-On-Hair good looks of the newest video ‘ho, well, there’s something morally corrupt in that. That young men know droopy jeans originated in prison culture yet still embrace that look in the name of coolness is corrupt.

Hip-hop has a jewel-encrusted veneer that covers some pretty rotten values. We see rappers surrounded by scantily clad women sipping Cristal by their pools, as flaunted on TV reality shows. We see a generation of young women determined to use their feminine wiles to get ahead instead of valuing the education they can put in their heads. (Oh, why is Flava Flav even a phenomenon?) We’ve even embraced a woman who once called herself SupaHead. Illegal drug use, marijuana, is encouraged.

Twice, Detroiters were suckered, voting for a guy who took out his blingified diamond earring while campaigning the first time so as not to scare off the church ladies, only to put it right back in as soon as he was in office. Well-educated and politically connected, Kilpatrick allowed his hip-hop inspired braggadocio to overshadow his gifts, which to his credit, led to a promising beginning of a new life for a city long on life support.

But a guy who claims to be an upstanding family man who can’t resist the urge to host a pimped-out party featuring strippers in the mayor’s mansion is morally confused. A guy who uses city money to lease his family a candy-red SUV while residents don’t have a reliable bus system is morally bankrupt.

That Detroit, so full of promise, solid infrastructure and great housing stock, repeatedly finds itself bereft of thoroughly decent leadership to take the city where it needs to go … well, I’m plenty mad about that.

Deborah Douglas is a Sun-Times editorial board member.

5293: Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner.


Macy’s presents an interracial lesbian newlywed couple. Talk about hitting the cultural jackpot.

Friday, March 28, 2008

5292: Madison Avenue S-s-s-sucks.


From Advertising Age, March 24, 2008.

5291: Getting Fitted For Orange Jumpsuits.


Heading for the big house in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Remy Ma burst into tears upon being convicted of shooting a pal in the stomach. “Oh, my God! My son! My son!” hollered the rapper, who now faces up to 25 years in jail. A supporter in the courtroom had to be ejected after shouting, “Fuck y’all!” He later remarked, “I don’t like that judge. … She should die slow.” Sounds like the perfect character witness to appear during sentencing.

• No tears from T.I. The rapper pleaded guilty to illegal weapons charges stemming from an incident involving his bodyguard buying three machine guns and silencers. T.I. is looking at up to a year in prison. Which could make for an awesome concert in conjunction with Remy Ma.

• Supporters are soliciting donations for embattled Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick. “Just because people accuse you of things and charge you with things doesn’t mean you’re guilty,” said a fundraiser. “It’s a bad economy; people don’t have money. But he’s a native son, and we need to do everything we can to keep him from going down.” It’s a bad economy? Well, maybe the mayor should have spent more time balancing the budget versus texting with his Fave 5.

5290: Don’t Ask.


From The Los Angeles Times…

No more answers from “Ask a Mexican” columnist

Gustavo Gustavo Arellano, whose “Ask A Mexican” column has angered and amused a great many Mexicans and non-Mexicans alike, is apparently no longer taking questions. His column today in the OC Weekly ends with this note:

“And with this, the Mexican formally bids adios, effective the feast day of St. Melito. It’s been a great run … but all the hateful e-mail, the attacks … and the fact that few of you have bothered to submit video questions to my YouTube channel wear on a guy, you know? Besides, like Mr. Dooley, Olle I Skratthult and The Katzenjammer Kids before me, this column’s time has come: It’s no longer necessary to explain Mexicans to Americans because Mexicans are Americans.”

-- Jesus Sanchez

5289: Cool Teacher.


From The New York Times…

Harlem to Antarctica for Science, and Pupils

By SARA RIMER

The pitch: Eight weeks in Antarctica. Groundbreaking research into the climate before the Ice Age. Glaciers. Volcanoes. Adorable penguins.

The details: Camping on the sea ice in unheated tents, in 20-below-zero temperatures. Blinding whiteouts. The bathroom? A toilet seat over a hole in the ice.

Stephen F. Pekar, a geology professor from Queens College, was selling Shakira Brown, a 29-year-old Harlem middle school science teacher, on his expedition.

Her response: I’m in.

Dr. Pekar had found just the person for his Antarctica team: a talented, intrepid African-American teacher to be a role model for minority science students.

“I’m tired of having a bunch of white people running around doing science,” said Dr. Pekar, who is white. “When it comes to Antarctica, it isn’t just the landscape that’s white.”

Dr. Pekar wants to get more American students, and particularly more minority students, excited about science. Many studies show teenagers across the United States lagging in math and science scores behind their peers in other industrialized countries.

“These kids don’t have the role models, or the environment, that shows them what the possibilities are,” he said. “I want Shakira Brown’s students to be able to live this experience through her. I want them to be thinking like scientists — like lovers of life.”

[Read the full story here.]

5288: Loose Change.


CHANGE IS: Easily achieved with GLBT stock photography.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

5287: Retractions And Redialing.


Bad calls in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The Los Angeles Times apologized for running a story based on documents implying associates of Sean Combs were involved with the murder of Tupac Shakur. It appears the documents are bogus. “The bottom line is that the documents we relied on should not have been used,” wrote an L.A. Times editor. “We apologize both to our readers and to those referenced in the documents … and in the story.” Diddy’s pals probably want to kill the folks at the newspaper.

• Motorola announced plans to slice off its cell phone division to create two separate publicly traded companies. The announcement was probably made via text message to employees’ iPhones.

5286: GM VS GLBT.


The top ad appeared in General Market publications, the lower ad in GLBT publications. Guess they had to make the message culturally relevant.

5285: Spare Change.


From The Chicago Sun-Times.

5284: Forget Eloping In Vegas.


Same-sex unions are not legal in Nevada (although prostitution is—go figure), but you can still honeymoon in Las Vegas.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

5283: Facing Rejection.


State of Affairs in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Hillary Clinton said she would have rejected Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. as her pastor based on the comments she’s seen from him. But she’s totally cool with her philandering hubby. Plus, she would have repelled the bullets if a sniper had fired at her in Bosnia.

• Now reports indicate New York Governor David Paterson traveled with one of his mistresses to campaign for Clinton in Iowa last November. Hillary and Bill Clinton see no reason to reject Paterson over the matter. In fact, Bill probably supports the entire affair.

• A federal judge approved a $24 million settlement plan from Walgreens to cover a lawsuit charging racial bias at the drugstore chain. Thousands of Black employees argued the company discriminated against them in hiring and assignment decisions. And a few have probably had an affair with New York Governor David Paterson.

• Ford Motor Company sold Jaguar and Land Rover to India’s Tata Motors. Ta ta!

5282: Wright Or Wrong.


From The Chicago Tribune…

Rev. Wright in a different light

By William A. Von Hoene Jr.

During the last two weeks, excerpts from sermons of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr., pastor for more than 35 years at Trinity United Church of Christ on Chicago’s South Side, have flooded the airwaves and dominated our discourse about the presidential campaign and race. Wright has been depicted as a racial extremist, or just a plain racist. A number of political figures and news commentators have attempted to use Sen. Barack Obama’s association with him to call into question Obama’s judgment and the sincerity of his commitment to unity.

I have been a member of Trinity, a church with an almost entirely African-American congregation, for more than 25 years. I am, however, a white male. From a decidedly different perspective than most Trinitarians, I have heard Wright preach about racial inequality many times, in unvarnished and passionate terms.

In Obama’s recent speech in Philadelphia on racial issues confronting our nation, the senator eloquently observed that Rev. Wright’s sermons reflect the difficult experiences and frustrations of a generation.

It is important that we understand the dynamic Obama spoke about.

It also is important that we not let media coverage and political gamesmanship isolate selected remarks by Wright to the exclusion of anything else that might define him more accurately and completely.

I find it very troubling that we have distilled Wright’s 35-year ministry to a few phrases; no context whatsoever has been offered or explored.

I do have a bit of personal context. About 26 years ago, I became engaged to my wife, an African-American. She was at that time and remains a member of Trinity. Somewhere between the ring and the altar, my wife had second thoughts and broke off the engagement. Her decision was grounded in race: So committed to black causes, the daughter of parents subjected to unthinkable prejudice over the years, an “up-and-coming” leader in the young black community, how could she marry a white man?

Rev. Wright, whom I had met only in passing at the time and who was equally if not more outspoken about “black” issues than he is today, somehow found out about my wife’s decision. He called and asked her to “drop everything” and meet with him at Trinity. He spent four hours explaining his reaction to her decision. Racial divisions were unacceptable, he said, no matter how great or prolonged the pain that caused them. God would not want us to assess or make decisions about people based on race. The world could make progress on issues of race only if people were prepared to break down barriers that were much easier to let stand.

Rev. Wright was pretty persuasive; he presided over our wedding a few months later. In the years since, I have watched in utter awe as Wright has overseen and constructed a support system for thousands in need on the South Side that is far more impressive and effective than any governmental program possibly could approach. And never in my life have I been welcomed more warmly and sincerely than at Trinity. Never.

I hope that as a nation, we take advantage of the opportunity the recent focus on Rev. Wright presents—to advance our dialogue on race in a meaningful and unprecedented way. To do so, however, we need to appreciate that passion born of difficulty does not always manifest itself in the kind of words with which we are most comfortable. We also need to recognize that the basic goodness of people like Jeremiah Wright is not always packaged conventionally.

The problems of race confronting us are immense. But if we sensationalize isolated words for political advantage, casting aside the depth of feeling, circumstances and context which inform them, those problems not only will remain immense, they will be insoluble.

William A. Von Hoene Jr. of Chicago is a member of Trinity United Church of Christ.

5281: Intriguing Notion.


K-Y produced General Market and Latino Market commercials for Intrigue lubricant, but the brand probably isn’t ballsy enough to do a GLBT Market version.

5280: Wanted—Animated Or Alive.


At last! A weight-loss solution for animated characters. The endorsement from reporters is nice too—who needs doctors’ recommendations or celebrity spokespeople?

5279: She-larious.


But I’m funny how? Funny like a lesbian clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to fuckin’ amuse you?

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

5278: Bullet-Proof?


Quick Shots in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The lawyer for Remy Ma argued in court that his client did not own the gun used to shoot a woman in the stomach; plus, the gun went off by accident. The opposing lawyer countered that the rapper did all the stuff necessary to intentionally shoot, including loading the pistol with hollow-point bullets, racking the slide, aiming at the victim and squeezing the trigger. Looks like the CSI:NY team won’t be needed to solve this caper.

• Now New York Governor David Paterson admits he used pot and cocaine in his 20s. At this point, the man has done everything except shoot people with Remy Ma.

• Detroit Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick was charged with perjury and other misdeeds on Monday; however, he refuses to step down. Kilpatrick announced, “I look forward to complete exoneration once all the facts have been brought forth. I will remain focused on moving this city forward.” Kilpatrick’s next moves include campaigning to become the Governor of New York.

• Clinton advisor James Carville refused to apologize for comparing Governor Bill Richardson to Judas. Speaking to The New York Times after Richardson endorsed Barack Obama, Carville quipped, “Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out (Jesus) for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic.” Jesus probably denies knowing any of these fools. Judas too.

5277: Lifestyles Of The Rich And Feathered.


There’s a peacock joke here for sure.

5276: Ellis Cose On The Obama Speech.


From Newsweek, March 31, 2008.

5275: Kiss And Tell.


Let’s toast this ad—nicely done.

Monday, March 24, 2008

5274: Gregory Rodriguez On The Obama Speech.


From The Los Angeles Times…

Obama’s brilliant bad speech
His rhetoric entangled him in race in exactly the wrong way.

By Gregory Rodriguez

In some ways, Barack Obama’s speech on race last week was as brilliant as it was nuanced. But for all its rhetorical beauty, it was also an enormous step backward and, in the end, a rather self-serving call for more discussion about racial grievance in a country that has already done way too much talking.

Until last week, so much of Obama’s appeal lay in the fact that he was not asking us to talk about the racial divide. Instead, he offered himself as a living and breathing symbol of racial reconciliation; his very origins pointed to the goal of unity and, from his own account, created in him a desire to bring together opposing sides.

Throughout the campaign, Hillary Rodham Clinton’s surrogates repeatedly tried to bait Obama into talking about race; they worked to pigeonhole him (and marginalize him) as the “black candidate.” But in the end, it was Obama’s own alliances that tripped him up and obliged him to directly address a subject (one that he now says we “cannot afford to ignore”) that he had so deftly avoided -- or as the Obamaphiles had it, transcended. For all the kudos the Illinois senator has received for his candor, the very act of delivering Tuesday’s address was a defeat. Obama was a much more powerful force for racial progress when he so effortlessly symbolized it, rather than when he called on us to address “old wounds.”

Those who praised the speech did so in part because it acknowledged the grievances that lie on both sides of the nation’s most intractable racial divide. But that’s also what was so wrong with it. The discussion of racial grievance -- and other group grievances -- has long since become an institutionalized part of American life, literally and figuratively. There are advocacy groups, think tanks, foundations and scholars who sometimes have produced groundbreaking work but who also have served to reaffirm the idea that American society is a federation of opposing, static and permanently aggrieved identities. Rather than push us beyond race, the institutionalization of racial identity as defined by grievance perpetuates the divisions of the past. The one new thing Obama’s speech added to the dialogue was the inclusion of whites to the list of aggrieved (and angry) parties.

For all the “complexities of race” Obama sought to grapple with last week, his explicit equivalence of his white grandmother -- who he said had sometimes expressed fear of black men and uttered racial stereotypes -- with the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., his race-baiting former pastor, was the most unfortunate.

“I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother,” he said. But the comparison obscures the fundamental difference in the relationships. Forget the casual moral equivalence he makes between a pastor’s provocative public rants and his grandmother’s private utterances; what’s more important is that grandmothers are inherited while pastors are chosen.

At least one way to explain that choice is that by allying himself with Wright (who presided over his wedding and baptized his daughters), Obama sought to anchor and legitimize himself in Chicago’s black community, which might not have otherwise welcomed an Ivy Leaguer raised in Hawaii by his white mother and grandparents. Without challenging Obama’s claim that Wright “helped introduce [him] to his Christian faith,” his choice was also invariably a political one, and a very bad one at that.

It’s all fine and good that Obama has “condemned” the worst of what he calls Wright’s “wrong” and “divisive” comments, but his refusal to “disown” his former pastor is academic. Part of Obama’s seductive appeal is that he sees political action in terms of sweeping gestures and crusades. Idealistic young people in particular like the idea of being caught up in a wave of change. Obama even ended his race address with yet another of his patented calls to “come together.” In his vision, whites and blacks (and the rest of us!) would move beyond racial discord by fighting common injustices.

But just maybe the complexity of race in contemporary America no longer requires the massive collective action it did half a century ago when blacks in the South were living under Jim Crow, a legal apartheid. Just maybe we don’t have to suffer through yet another national debate on race -- President Clinton launched his fruitless Initiative on Race in 1997 quoting, as Obama did, the preamble to the Constitution. Just maybe more progress will be made if average, fair-minded, decent people simply chose not to associate with -- and lend their credibility to -- haters, extremists or sowers of racial discord. Obama could have taken that simple path any time over the last 20 years. He chose not to. Now it’s too late.

5273: Courting The GLBT Vote.


Not sure how this candidate’s TV commercial arguing for universal health care will really play with GLBT voters—or any voters.

5272: Stanley Crouch On The Obama Speech.


From The New York Daily News…

Obama’s speech on race is proof that we shall overcome

By Stanley Crouch

Before he did it last week in Philadelphia, no one could have imagined that Barack Obama would sing the blues so powerfully. With the same soul power that bluesman Albert King once described, Obama brought the grits. He revealed an inner music of spirituality, of confrontation, a statement of aching tragic depth, and resilient affirmation.

The greatest thing that black people have offered the world is further proof that people do not have to be turned into swine by their most merciless troubles. On the other hand, black people have also proven that even some of those whom you love the most for their humanity are so blinded by the strife of the past that they cannot fully live in a present so remarkably different.

When the specter of his pastor was first raised, Obama had tried to compress that last fact by smiling and saying that the Rev. Jeremiah Wright was like an uncle who said things with which you did not always agree. That was neither fully the truth nor why Wright was disinvited from Obama’s announcement of his candidacy.

As we all now know, Wright is capable of “going off” and Obama did not need that so easily misunderstood — or misused! — element revealed at the beginning of the campaign. I assume that Obama believed, with good luck, he would have built up a strong enough presence to handle the reiteration of the Wright problem with absolute honesty when the Republican attack dogs began to howl for his head.

Obama was shocking the country and the pundits when he began to win in states like Iowa and Idaho and seemed to have slipped the noose of race that Bill Clinton tried to put around his neck after South Carolina. Clinton spoke like the veteran boxer who expected to easily vanquish a young challenger but resorts to hitting below the belt upon realizing that he’s in for a real fight.

Race didn’t stick at that point. Too smart not to know that it was coming, Obama began to ready himself. A highly civilized and sophisticated man, Obama started to ponder, to plan and to shape a speech that would explain what those on the conservative right did not want explained; they wanted to find the place on him where a mortal wound could be struck. They gloated that he could run but he could not hide. They would get him with YouTube.

Not quite. They actually handed Obama the best defense weapon and it was all that he needed because his intent was not to supply a bunch of slogans but to deliver a vision grand enough to address the tragic valleys and the optimistic accomplishments made both difficult and possible by the thoroughness of our American humanity. So he spoke for 40 minutes and said it all.

Nearly 3 million downloaded that speech because Obama has made Americans interested in ideas, in nuance and in the purely human realities we all understand quite well, however much we may pretend that nothing of the sort has ever crossed our minds or the minds of our dearest friends. We all have people close to us whom we respect in every human way but find quite foolish on a select body of important subjects.

I doubt there are Americans who do not know a Jeremiah Wright, a person for whom they feel great fondness but who also makes them cringe. That fact alone shapes much of our racial trouble, as do the many ways that it reappears in one context after another, and with one ethnic group after another, all distinctions included.

The greatness of our country is that those of us who are not afraid of each other now outnumber those who are.

Still, pain and trouble will never abandon us and the irrational will always nip at our heels. But in Philadelphia, across the street from where the Constitution was hammered out and prepared for future generations to make better by improvising upon its fundamental principles, Barack Obama made it palpably clear that, as the song goes, we shall overcome.

5271: Dude.


Wonder if Bud Light will produce a gay Dude commercial.

5270: Sociological Images Blog.


Sociological Images: Seeing Is Believing is a blog worth checking out. Learn more here.

5269: Cruising.


It’s like The Love Boat, except the ship’s doctor isn’t hitting on all the passengers.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

5268: Easter Greetings.


Found here.

5267: Weird Student Body.


Think you’re too busy to go back to school? Or afraid the four arms will make you the class freak?

5266: Battle Of The Bulge.


A brief competitive review of underwear ads.





5265: Bouquets And Brickbats.


Sending love in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New York Governor David Paterson continues to be scrutinized over his use of campaign funds, with the latest reports showing he spent over $5,000 from his election loot on flowers via 1-800-FLOWERS. Between Days Inn, the Men’s Wearhouse and 1-800-FLOWERS, it looks like Paterson is lining up a slew of endorsement deals.

• The New York Post reported the members of the Jackson family are just scraping by. Marlon stocks groceries at a San Diego Vons supermarket. Randy fixes cars in a Los Angeles garage. Jermaine leads a nomadic lifestyle, alternately bunking with a girlfriend and his parents. Jackie is struggling to manage his son’s music career. Tito is still in the music biz, but only collecting $500-$1500 for gigs. The clan is allegedly in a funk. Maybe David Paterson can send them a Pick-Me-Up bouquet.

• A worker at the infamous slaughterhouse that ignited the largest beef recall in U.S. history has been sentenced to six months in jail. “The public sympathy wasn’t going to be on his side,” said the worker’s lawyer. “This was the best possible outcome.” Hey, the guy’s still doing better than the former Jackson Five.

5264: Monkey Business.


In response to the publisher’s cutback to 36 issues per year, it looks like the Adweek staff has started freelancing.

5263: Code-Breaking.


From The New York Times…

What Politicians Say When They Talk About Race

By JANNY SCOTT

Americans and their political leaders have been tongue-tied on the subject of race. We were reminded of that last week when Senator Barack Obama, the front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination, took the almost unimaginable step of going before a national audience at a precarious juncture in a close campaign and speaking explicitly about what race means to blacks and whites. He spoke of black anger and white resentment and the significance of race in American history; his purpose was political but he spoke with seriousness and gravity and at length. Whether the speech helped or hurt him remains to be seen. But the moment was unlike virtually any in the more than 40 years since the triumphs of the civil rights struggle tore up party alignments of the past and tamped down explicit discussion of race by presidents and major-party candidates addressing the American people.

The dynamic had been different once — when African-Americans had begun to vote Democratic as well as Republican and presidential candidates of both parties competed for their votes; in 1948, Harry Truman, courting swing voters in a close election, became the first presidential candidate from a major party to campaign in Harlem (and ordered an end to segregation in the armed services right after he won the Democratic nomination). In the early 1960s, opinion polls found that a majority of Americans saw civil rights as the dominant issue facing the country. And President Lyndon B. Johnson, in one of several memorable 1965 speeches on race, said, speaking before a joint session of Congress after the “Bloody Sunday” voting-rights march from Selma, Ala.: “Their cause must be our cause too. Because it is not just Negroes, but really it is all of us, who must overcome the crippling legacy of bigotry and injustice. And we shall overcome.”

Yet it was President Johnson, too, who foresaw the end of what Glenda Gilmore, a Yale historian and author of “Defying Dixie: The Radical Roots of Civil Rights, 1919-1950,” described last week as a 20-year “national conversation on race” in the 1950s and 1960s. After signing the Civil Rights Act in July 1964, the president is said to have observed that he had just handed over the South to the Republicans for at least a generation. The Republicans seized the opportunity to peel off Democratic states. They studied the campaigns of George Wallace, the Alabama governor who ran as an independent presidential candidate in 1968, to see how he appealed to whites. They developed the “Southern strategy” that helped Richard Nixon and later Ronald Reagan. With blacks voting overwhelmingly Democratic by now, and their party struggling to hold onto white working-class ethnic voters in the North, there was little incentive for presidential candidates of either party to bring up race in a serious way.

Politicians were not alone in dropping the issue. The Watts riots broke out within days of the signing of the Voting Rights Act of 1965; the Vietnam War increasingly supplanted civil rights in the public’s attention.

“Our morale was busted by the war,” said Richard N. Goodwin, the former Johnson speechwriter who wrote the ’65 race speeches. “The moral energy you needed was not there anymore.”

[Read the full story here.]

Saturday, March 22, 2008

5262: Roughly 10,400 Words On Advertising.


If you’ve got about 30 minutes to blow, check out the humongous report that Catharine P. Taylor wrote on the U.S. advertising industry as part of the Project for Excellence in Journalism’s annual State of the News Media coverage.

5261: Bon Appétit And Hasta La Vista.


From The Associated Press…

‘Speak English’ Signs OK at Philly Shop

By PATRICK WALTERS, AP

PHILADELPHIA — The owner of a famous cheesesteak shop did not discriminate when he posted signs asking customers to speak English, a city panel ruled Wednesday.

In a 2-1 vote, a Commission on Human Relations panel found that two signs at Geno’s Steaks telling customers, “This is America: WHEN ORDERING ‘PLEASE SPEAK ENGLISH,’” do not violate the city’s Fair Practices Ordinance.

Shop owner Joe Vento has said he posted the signs in October 2005 because of concerns over immigration reform and an increasing number of people in the area who could not order in English.

Vento has said he never refused service to anyone because they couldn’t speak English. But critics argued that the signs discourage customers of certain backgrounds from eating at the shop.

Commissioners Roxanne E. Covington and Burt Siegel voted to dismiss the complaint, finding that the sign does not communicate that business will be “refused, withheld or denied.”

In a dissenting opinion, Commissioner Joseph J. Centeno said he thought the signs did discourage some customers.

“The sign appeared immediately above another sign that had the following words: ‘Management Reserves the Right to Refuse Service,’” Centeno wrote.

Geno’s and its chief rival across the street, Pat’s King of Steaks, are two of the city’s best known cheesesteak venues. A growing number of Asian and Latin American immigrants have moved into the traditionally Italian neighborhood in recent years.

Vento had threatened to go to court if he lost. His attorney, Albert G. Weiss, said he was “pleasantly surprised” by Wednesday’s decision.

“We expected that this was not going to go our way,” Weiss said.

In February 2007, the commission found probable cause against Geno’s for discrimination, alleging that the policy discourages customers of certain backgrounds from eating there.

The case went to a public hearing, where an attorney for the commission argued that the sign was about intimidation, not political speech. The matter then went to the three-member panel for a ruling.

W. Nick Taliaferro, the commission’s executive director, said he would not appeal.

5260: State And City News.


A guarantee-filled MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The New York Daily News reported that New York Governor David Paterson did use campaign funds for personal expenses, although he reimbursed his campaign—but a few of the reimbursements happened this week after the news surfaced. The charges included over $1,000 spent in 2004 at the Men’s Wearhouse. George Zimmer would probably insist he’s unaware of any wrongdoing and declare, “You’re going to like the way you look—I guarantee it.”

• Circuit City is getting booted off the Standard & Poor’s 500 index, as the retailer is expected to report 4Q losses next month. The electronics seller has failed to produce a quarterly profit since August 2006. George Zimmer would probably tell Circuit City accountants, “You’re not going to like the way you look—I guarantee it.”

5259: It’s The Network.


Putting out the call for minorities.

5258: Rack Focus.


Focus on Test? Hey, somebody should focus on proofreading.

(How many typos can you spot?)

Friday, March 21, 2008

5257: Read All About It.


Writing off the week in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Borders Books announced that it might be for sale, while Barnes & Noble experienced a 9 percent drop in 4Q earnings. Borders collected $42.5 million in financing to stay afloat for the rest of the year. An analyst remarked, “It’s a crunch of three C’s: credit, capital and consumer spending.” In Borders’ case, it also involves a few more C’s: crappy customer service.

• Publisher Random House has nixed releasing a book by two ex-concierges at the Four Seasons Hotel in Chicago. Apparently, the authors had signed confidentiality agreements with the hotel, which played a role in the decision to halt publication. The book allegedly offered hot gossip about celebrity guests. For example, actor John Cusack once sent a “dishwasher-size cardboard box” filled with dirty laundry, instructing the hotel to clean, press and deliver everything to his room prior to his arrival. Cusack also left his clothes all over the room, inspiring hotel staff to dub him, “The Underwear Guy.” Wow, that’s some juicy stuff. Somebody speed dial TMZ.

• Starbucks must pay its California baristas over $100 million in back tips and interest that the company had given to shift supervisors—a violation of a state law prohibiting managers and supervisors from sharing tip money. At Starbucks, that sort of money will pay for a few cups of coffee and about three scones.

5256: Scary Shit.


This stuff is to the Web what Ron Popeil is to advertising.

5255: Is Unilever Uniform?


In the latest issue of Advertising Age (March 17, 2008), Unilever was named Digital Marketer Of The Year, with the image above accompanying the story. In recent years, the advertising industry has taken a lot of heat over its lack of diversity. Based on this photo, the clients also have a long way to go. Like its showcase Dove brand, Unilever ought to consider “Evolution” too.

5254: Give Your Hair More Body.


Exclusively designed for muscleheads.

5253: Making Diversity Creepy.


Looks like Premier Health Partners puts minorities through the shredder.

Thursday, March 20, 2008

5252: Service With A Smile.


Daily Serving of Nonsense in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Now New York Governor David Paterson admits he may have improperly used campaign funds to pay for a tryst with an ex-girlfriend, listing the expenditure as “constituent services.” Wonder how former Governor Eliot Spitzer labeled his encounters in expense reports.

• A new study shows a happy marriage can lead to good blood pressure. Has anyone conducted blood pressure checks for former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer and Governor David Paterson?

• Hold off on ordering the Girls Gone Wild video featuring Spitzer’s girlfriend Ashley Dupré. Seems the lass was only 17 when the original taping took place. Dupré’s lawyer said, “It was because she was underage that [Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis] sent her home on a Greyhound bus back to North Carolina. It would be outrageous at the very least to play the video of an underage female on the Internet.” Oh, heaven forbid.

• Delta Air Lines plans to offer voluntary severance payouts to 30,000 employees—over half of its total work force. Which means that passengers will have significantly fewer idiots to complain to about the lousy service.

• The Rev. Al Sharpton wants the NFL to cancel its Hall of Fame game scheduled to take place in Ohio on August 3—in order to protest the alleged police misconduct in Canton. The game is slated to pit the Indianapolis Colts against the Washington Redskins. Actually, it might be more interesting to pit the NFL players against the violent and bruising Canton cops.

5251: Clean And Jerking Off.


Is that a dumbbell in your shorts, or are you just… oh, it is a dumbbell.

5250: Lifeless Ideas.


Wish some of the ideas for life included original diversity advertising concepts.

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

5249: Dumb Image Of The Week.


Check it out—Notorious P.I.G.

From Crain’s Chicago Business—March 17, 2008.

5248: Corny Flakes.


Talk about sugar-frosted messaging…

5247: NYT On The Obama Speech.


From The New York Times…

Mr. Obama’s Profile in Courage

There are moments — increasingly rare in risk-abhorrent modern campaigns — when politicians are called upon to bare their fundamental beliefs. In the best of these moments, the speaker does not just salve the current political wound, but also illuminates larger, troubling issues that the nation is wrestling with.

Inaugural addresses by Abraham Lincoln and Franklin D. Roosevelt come to mind, as does John F. Kennedy’s 1960 speech on religion, with its enduring vision of the separation between church and state. Senator Barack Obama, who has not faced such tests of character this year, faced one on Tuesday. It is hard to imagine how he could have handled it better.

Mr. Obama had to address race and religion, the two most toxic subjects in politics. He was as powerful and frank as Mitt Romney was weak and calculating earlier this year in his attempt to persuade the religious right that his Mormonism is Christian enough for them.

It was not a moment to which Mr. Obama came easily. He hesitated uncomfortably long in dealing with the controversial remarks of his spiritual mentor and former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah A. Wright Jr., who denounced the United States as endemically racist, murderous and corrupt.

On Tuesday, Mr. Obama drew a bright line between his religious connection with Mr. Wright, which should be none of the voters’ business, and having a political connection, which would be very much their business. The distinction seems especially urgent after seven years of a president who has worked to blur the line between church and state.

Mr. Obama acknowledged his strong ties to Mr. Wright. He embraced him as the man “who helped introduce me to my Christian faith,” and said that “as imperfect as he may be, he has been like family to me.”

Wisely, he did not claim to be unaware of Mr. Wright’s radicalism or bitterness, disarming the speculation about whether he personally heard the longtime pastor of his church speak the words being played and replayed on YouTube. Mr. Obama said Mr. Wright’s comments were not just potentially offensive, as politicians are apt to do, but “rightly offend white and black alike” and are wrong in their analysis of America. But, he said, many Americans “have heard remarks from your pastors, priests or rabbis with which you strongly disagree.”

Mr. Obama’s eloquent speech should end the debate over his ties to Mr. Wright since there is nothing to suggest that he would carry religion into government. But he did not stop there. He put Mr. Wright, his beliefs and the reaction to them into the larger context of race relations with an honesty seldom heard in public life.

Mr. Obama spoke of the nation’s ugly racial history, which started with slavery and Jim Crow, and continues today in racial segregation, the school achievement gap and discrimination in everything from banking services to law enforcement.

He did not hide from the often-unspoken reality that people on both sides of the color line are angry. “For the men and women of Reverend Wright’s generation,” he said, “the memories of humiliation and fear have not gone away, nor the anger and the bitterness of those years.”

At the same time, many white Americans, Mr. Obama noted, do not feel privileged by their race. “In an era of stagnant wages and global competition, opportunity comes to be seen as a zero-sum game,” he said, adding that both sides must acknowledge that the other’s grievances are not imaginary.

He made the powerful point that while these feelings are not always voiced publicly, they are used in politics. “Anger over welfare and affirmative action helped forge the Reagan coalition,” he said.

Against this backdrop, he said, he could not repudiate his pastor. “I can no more disown him than I can disown the black community,” he said. “I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother.” That woman whom he loves deeply, he said, “once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street” and more than once “uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.”

There have been times when we wondered what Mr. Obama meant when he talked about rising above traditional divides. This was not such a moment.

We can’t know how effective Mr. Obama’s words will be with those who will not draw the distinctions between faith and politics that he drew, or who will reject his frank talk about race. What is evident, though, is that he not only cleared the air over a particular controversy — he raised the discussion to a higher plane.

5246: For The Ladies…


Celebrating National Women’s History Month by revising the standard diversity messages.


5245: Men Behaving Badly.


Bad Boys in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis initially offered Eliot Spitzer’s girlfriend Ashley Dupré $1 million to appear in a video, but pulled the deal when he realized he already had footage of the infamous woman. Dupre had apparently appeared in Girls Gone Wild material five years ago. “We have some really great footage of Ashley,” said Francis. “There’s a very good shower scene that alone is worth the money. … [She was] a total ‘GGW’ groupie. She was really into girl-on-girl action and she was all over the guys, too.” Eliot Spitzer has probably pre-ordered the re-release videos.

• Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick nixed a City Council call for his resignation. “You take a whole day to discuss an issue like this,” said Kilpatrick. “My reaction is: This is over. It has no effect. It’s not binding. Let’s get back to work.” He then probably had dinner with Senator Larry Craig and Eliot Spitzer.

• Busta Rhymes was sentenced to three years’ probation for beating up a former driver and a fan. The rapper will also perform 10 days of community service, pay a $1,250 fine and participate in a drunken driving program. Rhymes insisted the sentence won’t be a challenge and declared, “I have no trouble being a good dude because that’s what I am.” Dude.

5244: The Obama Speech.


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

A moving moment in our nation’s history

Are we listening, America? On Tuesday morning, Barack Obama delivered the speech of his life about the most divisive issue in America in this day or any day -- race. He spoke for millions of Americans of good will and open minds -- Americans who have struggled to find just these words -- challenging us to heal our painful racial wounds by first admitting the deep roots, complexities and truths of our grievances. The grievances of black America are not imaginary, he said. And the anger and frustrations within segments of the white community cannot always be dismissed as bigotry.

Speaking to white Americans, Obama said, “The path to a more perfect union means acknowledging that what ails the African-American community does not just exist in the minds of black people.”

But speaking to African Americans, Obama had this to say about resentful white people: “When they are told to bus their children to a school across town, when they hear that an African American is getting an advantage in landing a good job … when they’re told that their fears about crime in urban neighborhoods are somehow prejudiced, resentment builds over time.”

Until all of us come to understand this more tangled truth about race in America and “work through” it, as Obama said, we will never seriously take on the great problems that trouble us all.

“If we walk away now, if we simply retreat into our respective corners,” Obama said, “we will never be able to come together and solve challenges like health care, or education or the need to find good jobs for every American.”

In the last two weeks, issues arose on the campaign trail that threatened to recast Obama as “the black candidate” rather than as a candidate who happens to be black (and white, for that matter). Most alarming were the indisputably objectionable remarks of his former pastor, the Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Race moved to centerstage and was seized on by some to confuse and divide us. So Obama, in that exceptional way he has of brushing aside polemics, stepped up to a podium in Philadelphia and challenged us to see all the shades of gray, to embrace our greater and shared humanity.

It was a moving moment in American history to hear a man who could be president dissect the rancorous matter of race with such candor, and it called to mind other piercing addresses by the likes of FDR, Kennedy and King.

Obama’s speech won’t sway everybody -- within two hours Rush Limbaugh was sneering that Rodney King said it just as well with “Why can’t we all just get along.” But among those Americans who sincerely yearn for relief from the divisive and diversionary politics of the last couple of decades, this was a speech to move the head and heart.

Running for president inevitably is an act of self-revelation, and with this speech Obama peeled off many more layers and revealed something close to his true essence. He is the man in the middle, bi-racial and bi-cultural, inclined by both nurture and nature to understand if not always forgive both sides. He rightly denounced the many offensive comments by Rev. Wright, yet he refused to disown Wright or his overall message of self-determination.

“I can no longer disown him than I can disown the black community,” Obama said. “I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother, a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me … who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.”

What American does not see his own family and community -- and perhaps himself -- in that confession?

Obama on Tuesday spoke to our better angels.

And maybe America moved a little.

5243: Weenie Martini.


Check out the legal line: If erections persist more than 6 hours, it’s suggested that you & your spouse take a personal day off from work.

Yeah, right.

5242: Recipe For Fast-Food Diversity Ads.


Start with one high-ranking, grinning minority. Add inane headline. Mix in “hard work,” “diversity” and story of personal achievement. Serve cold.

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

5241: Sex, Lies And, Well, More Sex And Lies.


National affairs in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New New York Governor David Paterson admitted he’s had affairs, including an illicit relationship that lasted for years. Plus, his wife confessed she had affairs as well. However, it appears that neither used high-priced hookers and fancy hotels, settling for the standard coworkers and friends at a local Days Inn. Well, at least the man is demonstrating fiscal responsibility.

• Diddy has once again been tied to the murder of Tupac Shakur, with an FBI informant claiming two of Diddy’s pals planned the deed. The Los Angeles Times published an FBI report connecting Diddy’s associates to the murder. “The story is a lie,” said Diddy. “It is beyond ridiculous and completely false. Neither [B.I.G.] nor I had any knowledge of any attack before, during or after it happened. … I am shocked that the Los Angeles Times would be so irresponsible as to publish such a baseless and completely untrue story.” Hey, nobody cares if Diddy killed Tupac. The big question is: Has Diddy had any affairs?

5240: Thinking Inside The Box.


Looks like Eliot Spitzer has been writing headlines.

5239: Whoo-hoo Approved This?


Whoo-hoo! This spot sucks.

5238: A Dim Bulb.


There is not one bright idea in this ad.

Monday, March 17, 2008

5237: Dig It.


From Newsweek, March 24, 2008.

5236: Blue-Ribbon Boasting.


It’s unlikely this ad will win an award.

5235: Oh, Man.


From The Chicago Tribune…

Don’t drag your wife into your mess. Be. A. Man.

By Katha Pollitt, a columnist for The Nation magazine

Just once I’d like to see a male politician caught in a sex scandal stand up there at the news conference all by himself. You want to be an alpha male with extra helpings of testosterone and appetites that cannot be denied? Fine, but if you get caught, Be. A. Man. Don’t drag your wife in front of the cameras to prove how strong your marriage is. Practice saying these words: “No, darling, I could never live with myself if I let you humiliate yourself in public to help my career. I know people always want to blame the wife, but this is all my fault. Besides, I don’t want our children to think marriage means wives have to put up with their husband’s crap – that’s what prostitutes are for! No, wait…”

Silda Wall Spitzer looked so sad and stricken standing next to her husband, then-New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer, as he issued a brief statement apologizing to his “family” and “the public” -- in effect acknowledging the truth of revelations that he was Client 9, who had paid a prostitution ring called the Emperors Club VIP for (very expensive) sex. Has nothing changed since 1969, when poor Joan Kennedy faced reporters with Ted after Chappaquiddick? In just the last decade we’ve had, among others, Suzanne Craig, Wendy Vitter, Dina McGreevey -- and, of course, Hillary Clinton. I’m not saying the wife has to divorce her ethically challenged spouse. But just once I’d like to see her skip the news conference and fly off to Paris instead.

People may use words like “stoic” and “dignified” to describe the stand-by-your-man act, but really what they’re thinking is either “doormat” or “enabler.” (Dr. Laura Schlessinger, on the “Today” show, to a startled co-host Meredith Vieira: “When the wife does not focus in on the needs and the feelings sexually, personally, to make him feel like a man, to make him feel like a success, to make him feel like her hero, he’s very susceptible to the charm of some other woman making him feel what he needs. And these days, women don’t spend a lot of time thinking about how they can give their men what they need.” This of Silda Spitzer, who gave up her career to facilitate her husband’s political ambitions! If the New York Post is correct that his use of prostitutes goes back 10 years, he started when his wife was raising three small children -- nice.)

With Silda’s ashen face still vividly in the public mind, this might not be the best moment for male bon vivants like Alan Dershowitz and Bill Maher to pooh-pooh prostitution as a trivial private matter that no one really cares about – it’s just how men are. And probably I would be more sympathetic another time to the notion, expressed by some young feminists and professional sex workers, that the real victim of this scandal is “Kristen.”

Some have described Spitzer’s fall as Shakespearean, but the character he most resembles is not a tragic hero like Lear or Macbeth; it’s the puritanical zealot Angelo from “Measure for Measure,” who sets out to enforce Vienna’s long-disused death penalty for extramarital sex:

You may not so extenuate his offence,

For I have had such faults; but rather tell me,

When I, that censure him, do so offend,

Let mine own judgment pattern out my death,

And nothing come in partial. Sir, he must die.

Angelo is a lustful hypocrite, far worse than the trollops and roisterers and young lovers he condemns, and he’s eventually caught in a sting. Since the play is a comedy, his only punishment is loss of office, and marriage to the woman he jilted and who loves him despite all.

Spitzer could do a lot worse.

Meanwhile, his downfall means joy on Wall Street and, no doubt, satisfaction in the White House too -- another Democratic pol brought low, whether or not through Republican skulduggery, as some suspect. Hillary Clinton loses a superdelegate but perhaps picks up some votes from women fed up with male politicians. And there’s a promotion for Lt. Gov. David Paterson, a well-liked liberal Democrat who’s not only black but legally blind. Only in America!

5234: Reading The Mouse Type.


Chuck E. Cheese declares you should turn off the TV and there are no couch potatoes here. But then Chuck offers coupons for large pizzas and Coke products—and hypes Bee Movie on DVD.

5233: They All Look Alike.


One cliché. Many diversity ads.



5232: Enhancing Spokesman Performance.


Talk about the perfect spokesman gig for Canseco. Who’s next? Palmeiro? Bonds? Clemens?

Sunday, March 16, 2008

5231: Sunday Mass Marketing.


You can never have too many chips.


Or pancakes.


Or drinks.


Why, you should even consume mass quantities of healthy stuff.

5230: Another Reason To Hate Lawyers.


Pimp your legal problems here.

5229: Smoking Guns.


Rolling Role Models in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The actress who played Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island pleaded guilty last month for possession of marijuana. As a result, she was also fired from a scheduled appearance to speak at a Girl Scouts event. A spokesperson said, “We canceled her contract because we didn’t feel it would be appropriate for her to speak under the circumstances.” However, the actress is willing to share her special brownie recipe with the girls.

• Last Thursday, a man filed a civil suit against The Game, charging the rapper assaulted him during a basketball game last year. The guy claims the rapper sucker-punched him and threatened him with a pistol. The Game served eight days in jail this month after pleading no contest to being caught with a gun in a school zone. Now it looks like the alleged victim wants to take The Game into overtime.

5228: Somewhere Over The Rainbow…


American Airlines just lost some diversity from its advertising agencies.

Saturday, March 15, 2008

5227: Wal-Mart And Other Prostitutes.


Modern Marketing in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A Wal-Mart store in Dearborn, Michigan, has gone out of its way to appeal to local Arab-Americans, stocking up to 550 items specifically catering to the audience. Store managers insist, however, that they won’t undercut the neighborhood merchants in a community that has traditionally supported its own. An analyst remarked, “Wal-Mart is a little kinder and gentler than they were 10 years ago. They are fierce competitors … but I don’t think they’re trying to do a scorched earth policy.” Mostly because the retailer pretty much owns Earth.

• The call girl involved with former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is irked over all the media outlets publishing photos without her consent. Her lawyer declared he’d take “all steps that we deem necessary or appropriate to protect Ms. Dupre from any unwarranted exploitation of her name, picture, voice or likeness for purposes of profit.” How typical for a call girl to complain about not getting paid. Maybe Wal-Mart should open a store catering specifically to high-priced hookers.

5226: Movin’ On Up.


From Newsday.com…

Black leaders welcome Paterson’s historic role

BY MICHAEL AMON

Lt. Gov. David Paterson’s ascension to the governor’s mansion — the first time an African-American will lead New York — was greeted by black leaders yesterday with enthusiasm, pride and joy.

“It is a milestone, and it is historic,” said Rep. Gregory Meeks (D- Far Rockaway). “It looks as though we’re making some headway. Some ceilings are being removed.”

It didn’t happen the way black leaders or Paterson hoped, with the resignation of Eliot Spitzer, whom black voters supported overwhelmingly in 2006.

Nevertheless, Paterson will be only the fourth black governor in United States history. His unexpected promotion comes with the success of presidential candidate Sen. Barack Obama — providing hope, some said, that barriers to political power were being broken down permanently.

“The nation is maturing, overcoming race trauma,” said the Rev. Jesse Jackson. “It indicates a new day of possibilities for the American dream to be realized.”

Paterson remains in rarefied company. He joins Massachusetts Gov. Deval Patrick, a Democrat, as the only sitting black governors. The only black governor of the 20th century was Douglas Wilder, the Virginia Democrat, who served from 1990 to 1994.

It was back in 1872 when the first black governor, Pinckney Benton Stewart Pinchback, a Republican from Louisiana, was sworn into office. He served for 36 days after a sitting governor was impeached and removed from office.

Paterson has blazed a trail in New York politics. He was the first black lieutenant governor and the first African-American to assume a New York legislative leadership post as minority leader in 2002. He is also the first legally blind person to accomplish those feats.

Paterson has championed a number of issues with appeal beyond his base in Harlem, including alternative energy projects and stem cell research. And to Rener Reed, civil rights activists from Lakeview, those issues resonate with black New Yorkers.

“The issues that affect black people affect all people,” Reed said. “We want jobs, we want an education, we want housing. We want just what everyone else wants, nothing different.”

Still, Paterson has been a strong supporter of traditional civil rights issues. As lieutenant governor, he worked to steer more state contracts to minority-owned businesses and in 2002, he helped Nassau’s black leaders in an unsuccessful effort to create a majority-minority state senate district.

“There’s a feeling that David will spend some of his resources and some of his time trying to address some of those issues as governor,” said Nassau Legis. Kevan Abrahams (D-Hempstead), who said many blacks feel a “prideful joy” for Paterson.

But now Paterson must juggle the conflicting desires of many constituencies, Abrahams said. “He’s going to have to address all needs: black, white, brown and yellow.”

5225: Political—And Politically Incorrect—Talk.


From The Chicago Tribune…

Race, Obama and Clinton

The controversial, race-based comments of former vice presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro and of retired South Side pastor Rev. Jeremiah Wright Jr. are of genuine importance to the selection of a Democratic presidential nominee. Although not for the reasons that have unduly exercised many U.S. voters in recent days.

Ferraro, who until her resignation Wednesday was a member of Sen. Hillary Clinton's finance committee, has been on a griddle for asserting that Sen. Barack Obama benefits from de facto affirmative action. “If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position,” Ferraro told a California newspaper. “And if he was a woman of any color, he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”

Wright, whom Obama has embraced as a spiritual mentor, in February delivered his final sermon as pastor of Obama’s congregation at Trinity United Church of Christ. “How many children of biracial parents can make it in a world controlled by racist ideology?” he asked. “Children born to parents who are of two different races do not have a snowball’s chance in hell of making it in America, especially if the momma was white and the daddy was black. A child born to that union is an unfortunate statistic in a racially polarized society. But, if you use your mind, instead of a lost statistic in a hate-filled universe, you just may end up a law student at Harvard University. …”

Ferraro was a newcomer to discussions of race in the 2008 campaign; Wright’s remarks have peppered this cycle, his strong words inducing cringes in some listeners and Afrocentric pride in others. Columnists and talking heads have parsed Ferraro’s and Wright’s comments, variously defending their candor or demanding that the candidates they support prostrate themselves in apology for their racially oriented words.

Which strikes us as somewhere along the continuum from peculiar to bizarre.

Yes, we’re electing a president, and what he or she thinks about race is both important and fair game to opponents. But neither Gerry Ferraro nor Rev. Wright will be on any ballot. They’re a couple of talkers enjoying their 1st Amendment rights.

No one with more than a springer spaniel’s political awareness thinks that Ferraro speaks for Clinton, or that Wright speaks for Obama. Demands from one candidate’s supporters that the other repudiate what was said on his or her behalf ring disingenuous.

Ferraro and Wright are useful distractions. They create crucible moments. We should be grateful for their provocations.

Americans like to complain about the length of presidential campaigns. But by one measure long campaigns are a godsend. We have time to see how the candidates react when the crucible overheats -- to judge how they handle moments of crises large and small.

For his part, No-Drama Obama has been playing the Ferraro comment with appropriate cool. “If you pulled out a handbook of how to weigh your assets and liabilities in a presidential race,” he said Wednesday in Chicago, “I don’t think my name or my skin color would be in the asset column.”

That said, Obama surely realizes that if his bouillabaisse ethnicity troubles some voters, it also attracts others -- of all races. It’s telling that Obama got his first January boost in the mostly white state of Iowa, a win with the ironic effect of making him palatable to some African-Americans elsewhere who had doubted that a black man could have transracial appeal.

Clinton, by contrast, has been clumsier. A wry synthesis of her nervous reaction comes from Politico pundit Roger Simon: “Asked for her reaction to Ferraro’s comment, Clinton at first said: ‘Well, I don’t agree with that, and I think it’s important that we try to stay focused on issues that matter to the American people.’ … Later, as the furor built, Clinton added: ‘I obviously disagree and reject the comments.’ (Which is just shy of Clinton’s gold standard of ‘reject and denounce,’ which is what she demanded of Obama regarding Louis Farrakhan’s support.)”

Wednesday night, addressing a group of black newspaper publishers, Clinton finally achieved that gold standard in apologizing -- and apologizing -- for Ferraro’s far-from-racist remark: “I certainly do repudiate it, and I regret deeply that it was said. Obviously [Ferraro] doesn’t speak for the campaign, she doesn’t speak for any of my positions, and she has resigned from being a member of my very large finance committee.”

OK, everybody clear on that? Clinton opposes whatever anyone, anywhere, might find offensive.

The unexpectedly long tussle for the Democratic nomination is draining for the participants. In that spirit, yes, let’s study how the candidates respond to difficult moments. In the Ferraro case, the candidate who could have taken offense didn’t. And the candidate whose supporter started it all found herself buffeted rather than taking charge.

Going forward: Yes, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama are responsible for every word they utter. But let’s not use every controversial comment from either candidate’s supporters to take personal offense. Instead we can listen, watch -- and learn.

5224: Freedom’s Sisters.


From The Associated Press…

Exhibit honors women’s contributions to civil rights

CINCINNATI — A veteran civil rights leader says the Democratic presidential field this year represents what she and others who have worked for equal rights have long anticipated.

Myrlie Evers-Williams was in Cincinnati on Friday to preview a new Smithsonian traveling exhibit called “Freedom’s Sisters” that showcases the pivotal roles she and 19 other black women played in the struggle for civil rights.

Referring to the strong candidacies of a woman and a black man, Evers-Williams said, “I knew this day would come; it was a matter of when.”

She urged people to look at the campaigns of Sens. Barack Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton as the result of years of work by many people -- including those represented in the exhibit -- who have struggled for equal rights, regardless of race or gender.

“It’s more than time for this to happen,” Evers-Williams said.

Fellow civil rights activists and honorees Dorothy Height, Sonia Sanchez and Charlayne Hunter-Gault also attended the ribbon-cutting ceremony at the Cincinnati Museum Center, where the exhibit opens to the public Saturday. The four, along with activist and professor Kathleen Cleaver, are the only living women among the 20 whose lives are chronicled in the exhibit.

Evers-Williams’ husband, NAACP leader Medgar Evers, was assassinated in their driveway in Mississippi in 1963, and she continued her activism after his death. She served as chairwoman of the board of the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People and became the first black female commissioner of public works in Los Angeles.

Height, who was elected president of the National Council of Negro Women in 1957, was often the only woman in attendance at top civil rights meetings in the 1950s and 1960s. Poet and playwright Sanchez was a leading voice in the Black Power movement of the 1960s, while journalist Hunter-Gault and another student won a court case enabling them in 1961 to become the first black students at the University of Georgia.

Height, 95, said she also was thrilled to live to see the strong candidacies of a black man and a woman, as well as an exhibit honoring some of the many black women who contributed to the growth of civil rights -- women she said have not always received enough recognition for their efforts.

“When I look back and see all these women who always had a positive outlook and knew what could happen, it makes me so grateful to be part of this,” Height said. “I hope the young people seeing these stories will realize that we have come a long way, but we also have a long way to go.”

The exhibit was created by the Cincinnati Museum Center in collaboration with the Smithsonian Institution Traveling Exhibition Service and funded by a grant from Ford Motor Co. It includes large-scale photos of the women, accompanied by information about their contributions and several interactive displays.

Among the honorees is Rosa Parks, whose refusal to give up her bus seat to a white man in Montgomery, Ala., in 1955 led to the end of segregation in public transportation and helped spark the civil rights movement. But also honored are lesser-known women such as Septima Poinsette Clark.

Clark, fired in 1956 after 40 years as a South Carolina teacher because of her NAACP membership, later started the Citizenship Schools that taught adults reading and writing skills required to pass voter literacy tests.

Clark’s granddaughter traveled from her home in Atlanta to see the exhibit. She said it would have made her grandmother proud, but humble.

“She didn’t think anyone should think big things of her,” said Yvonne Clark, who cried when she saw the exhibit. “She just did what she felt was the right thing to do.”

5223: This Babe’s For You.


Not much to say about this ad, except the model kinda looks like ex-New York Governor Eliot Spitzer’s girlfriend.

Friday, March 14, 2008

5222: Bad Credit. Bad Advertising.


Talk about a brand with no self-pride. And let’s hope the ad gal’s hairdresser accepts her Orchard Bank MasterCard—her bad credit matches her bad ‘do.

5221: When You Wish Upon A Recording Star.


Marc Anthony is not only riding J. Lo’s coattails, he’s now cruising on her magic carpet too.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

5220: Belated Black History Month News.


The story below appeared at PRNewswire.com (Hat tip to Agency Spy). A brief MultiCultClassics commentary immediately follows…

Top 2008 Black History Month Corporate Supporters

BlackHistory.com Recognizes Top Corporate Black History Month Supporters for 2008 -- Wal-Mart, Alltel Wireless and Infiniti Top the List

COLUMBUS, Ohio -- February signifies the annual celebration of Black History Month, an occasion to recognize African American people and organizations making a difference in society past and present. Lee Moss Media’s BlackHistory.com has identified the most prominent corporate supporters of Black History Month via advertising and marketing efforts.

Below are the top corporations in 2008 that have prevailed as leading contributors to the month’s purpose. Rankings are based on a corporation’s ad visibility and impact, campaign creativity, budget allocation and past Black History Month endorsements.

Top Ten Black History Month Supporters(R):
10 - Verizon
9 - McDonald’s
8 - KFC Corporation
7 - Target Corporation
6 - Allstate Insurance
5 - Buick (division of General Motors)
4 - Nationwide Insurance
3 - Infiniti

Infiniti has been a prominent sponsor of featured black history content for years, and were responsible for the award-winning “Infiniti in Black” campaign. They have consistently supported black heritage through their long-running online campaign targeting HBCU students and alumni. They also showed their ingenuity by being an early adopter of online African American marketing.

2 - Alltel Wireless

Alltell, in partnership with Maya Angelou, created a campaign for Black History Month wherein they awarded 10 scholarships for winning essays. This same campaign had success last year as well. Their advertisements were greatly visible, and the concept was honorable and creative.

1 - Wal-Mart Stores

Wal-Mart leads the top of the list because of their consistency in allocating a larger budget to African American advertising through all media venues, and their creativity. Wal-Mart’s latest online Black History Month campaign included interactive banner ads that linked to a flash-interactive website where visitors can trace their history and learn about great strides in Black History. Their campaign, by far, displayed the most energy and effort.

THE COMPLETE REPORT CAN BE DOWNLOADED HERE.

It’s interesting and ironic that the Top Ten list features corporations whose actions in the past year dramatically—and negatively—impacted Black advertising agencies.

In 2007, Wal-Mart reassigned its business to GlobalHue, effectively decimating longtime partner E. Morris Communications. The work generated by GlobalHue is arguably worse than anything E. Morris produced over the years.

Nissan Infiniti just announced its multicultural advertising is going into review, which could spell disaster for The True Agency.

General Motors shook up its Black advertising agency roster, and it’s still tough to figure out exactly what happened.

Verizon dumped Burrell Communications Group, consolidating its business with GlobalHue, which ultimately led to layoffs at the iconic Burrell.

Yes, these top corporations prevailed as leading contributors to Black History Month’s purpose. But a lot of Black careers are history thanks to the corporate efforts.

5219: Monster’s Ball.


The hooker behind the fall of New York Governor Eliot Spitzer declared, “I just don’t want to be thought of as a monster.” An ex-advisor for Barack Obama said of Hillary Clinton, “She is a monster…”

Um, sounds about right in both cases.

5218: Stupidity Insured.


Like a good neighbor…? Actually, State Farm needs a good art director.

5217: Don’t Get It. Do Get Out.


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

Ferraro fails to grasp why she’s so wrong
Obama’s appeal not about race, but how he transcends it

BY MARY MITCHELL, Sun-Times Columnist

Geraldine Ferraro still doesn’t get it. On Wednesday, Ferraro was forced to resign from Sen. Hillary Clinton’s finance committee after remarks she made about Sen. Barack Obama were widely interpreted as being racist.

Here’s what Ferraro said:

“If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman [of any color] he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept.”

Although the fallout from those remarks forced Ferraro to publicly distance herself from the Clinton campaign, she is sticking by them.

Ferraro, who was the Democratic vice presidential nominee in 1984, told ABC’s “Good Morning America” that she is “absolutely not” sorry for saying Obama was benefitting from his race in this contest.

Indeed, Ferraro said she is “hurt” that her comments are being spun by the Obama campaign as being racist.

And you know what, I believe her.

I don’t think Ferraro has a clue that she is thinking like an Archie Bunker bigot.

First of all, although Obama looks like a light-skinned African American, is married to a black woman and has fathered two brown-skinned daughters -- he is biracial.

Obama’s mother was a white woman from Kansas and his father was an African from Kenya. Further, he was raised in a household that included his white grandparents, and didn’t meet the black half of his family until he was an adult.

Putting feminism above all

It is precisely this unusual multiracial background, including spending some of his formative years in Indonesia, that has given him a leg up in this campaign -- not his skin color.

Quiet as kept, if being black is the magic ingredient for a successful “historic” campaign, then Shirley Chisholm, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Carol Moseley Braun and Dick Gregory would have been able to pull together a lot more than token votes.

A lot of black people didn’t see Obama as being a serious contender for the presidency until masses of white people voted for him in Iowa.

Rather than luck, it has been Obama’s ability to relate to people from diverse backgrounds that has made him a dream candidate for the Democrats.

But instead of giving Obama his props, Ferraro painted him as a novel black candidate.

Under fire for her remarks, Ferraro is blaming the Obama campaign and argues that she has a record of defending civil rights.

By that I suppose Ferraro means that she helped pass legislation that improved the quality of life for African Americans,

I guess it never dawned on her that she was elected to serve everyone in her district -- including blacks, and wasn’t doing them any special favors.

Ferraro’s remarks show how far liberal feminists are willing to go to put another Clinton into the White House.

Unfortunately, Clinton has failed to show any leadership in this area.

Clinton misses opportunity

She couldn’t keep her husband, Bill, from resorting to racial innuendo when she was fighting in South Carolina. And instead of distancing herself from Pennsylvania’s Gov. Ed Rendell, who candidly told a newspaper that whites in his state were “conservative” (in this case a code word for racist) and would not vote for Obama, Clinton has embraced Rendell’s support.

Clinton, who started off wooing the black vote, is now tolerating her supporters’ bigotry.

Indeed, an unrepentant Ferraro told reporters that Clinton couldn’t “rein” her in, and Clinton failed to send a message to voters about why Ferraro’s comments were inappropriate.

Yes. On the campaign trail Tuesday, Clinton told the Associated Press that she did not agree with Ferraro.

“It is regrettable that any of our supporters -- on both sides, because we both have this experience -- say things that kind of veer off into the personal,” she said. But Clinton missed the point.

In passing up the opportunity to not only reject Ferraro’s narrow-mindedness, Clinton passed up the chance to send a definitive message to her supporters that there’s no place for race-baiting in the Democratic primary.

Clinton made the same mistake when she was confronted with Rendell’s racially divisive comments.

Instead of gaffes, these racial comments are beginning to look like a Clinton strategy.

5216: Book Your Career With The Navy.


This ad is pretty good. But was the title printed in the wrong direction on the book spine because someone feared reading top to bottom might imply sinking?

5215: True Challenge.


From Adweek.com…

Nissan to Review Multicultural Work
Various incumbents are invited to participate

By Della de Lafuente

NEW YORK Nissan North America has hired Chicago-based consultancy Jones Lundin Beals to manage a review to find an agency for its multicultural marketing business, the automaker confirmed Tuesday.

The client's Nissan and Infiniti brands spend a combined $1 billion annually in domestic measured media, per Nielsen Monitor-Plus. Nissan spent close to $35 million in 2007 for domestic Hispanic TV alone.

“We’re always looking at ways to maximize synergies and efficiencies for our marketing effort, and to that end, we plan to perform an agency search for our multicultural marketing activities,” said client representative Kathryn Fields.

Duties for the agency, including whether the account would involve the multicultural business for both Nissan and Infiniti, haven’t yet been determined. It’s also not yet known whether the automaker would enlist one or multiple shops to handle duties aimed at ethnic-specific markets, though Fields reiterated Nissan’s goal of creating efficiencies within the company.

Agencies invited to participate in the review will be based on a list of candidates culled by the search firm, Fields said.

Incumbents responsible for existing multicultural duties will be invited to participate in the review, Fields said. They include: Vidal Partnership, New York, (which handles Hispanic duties for Nissan); Marca Hispanic, Coconut Grove, Fla., (Hispanic duties for Infiniti); and the True Agency, Los Angeles, (African-American duties on Nissan and Infiniti), the client said.

Omnicom’s Zimmerman Advertising, Fort Lauderdale, Fla., handles Nissan’s retail marketing at the local and regional levels for both the Hispanic and general market, Fields said. It was unclear whether Zimmerman would be asked to participate in the review.

-- with Andrew McMains

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

5214: Ugly Illustration? It’s No Contest.


Consuming too many Unilever products will turn you into buck-toothed mutants.

5213: Not Joining The Club.


Club News in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Now 71 percent of New Yorkers think Governor Eliot Spitzer should resign (reports indicate he’ll do so today). The other 21 percent are probably Emperors Club VIPs.

• Two witnesses identified Remy Ma for shooting a girlfriend outside a nightclub last summer. The rapper’s trial is taking place this week in New York. Remy Ma is probably thanking Governor Spitzer for deflecting the media attention away from her.

• The top executive from the infamous slaughterhouse that inspired the largest beef recall in U.S. history defended himself during a congressional panel yesterday. His arguments probably included, “Hey, at least I’ve never spent $80k on hookers!”

5212: Signing Off.


This ad displays serious stereotypography.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

5211: Transmitting Sexual News.


Late night news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• News reports now indicate New York Governor Eliot Spitzer may have spent up to $80,000 on hookers with the Emperors Club. Wonder if the escort agency ever considered using “The Emperors Club Has No Clothes” as a tagline. If not, we’ll gladly sell it to them for well under $80,000.

• A study from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention showed at least one in four teenage girls in the U.S. has a sexually transmitted disease. Um, looks like the Center isn’t doing a very good job of controlling and preventing disease.

5210: Total Nunsense. Or Holy Shit.


The creative team responsible for this ad should pray for forgiveness.

5209: Pleading Stupidity.


Morons on parade in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Rep. Steve King is not backing down from his statements regarding Barack Obama. “I don’t see that I have made a factual or judgment error. What I see are some people that are super-sensitized and I apparently have touched their nerve,” insisted King. “No one has rebutted my argument, so I have to say I must be right.” It would not be a factual or judgmental error to consider King a moron.

• A Brooklyn bookseller settled a discrimination lawsuit brought by ex-employees who charged he regularly used the N-word, called his warehouse a plantation and targeted White employees with retribution for supporting the charges of the Black workers. The bookseller will pay $180,000, plus donate 1,000 civil rights and Black-themed books to charity. He should also be forced to continuously watch Read A Book.

• A new survey indicated 26 percent of U.S. firms plan to hire next quarter. This is good news for New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

5208: Escort Décor.


The handful of cash and bedroom setting makes this woman look like a hooker. (She denies knowing New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.)

Monday, March 10, 2008

5027: Sleeping Beauties.


Bedtime stories in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The sleeping 8-year-old in the goofy Hillary Clinton 3:00 am commercial is actually about 18 now, and she’s supporting Barack Obama. “What I don’t like about the ad is its fear-mongering,” said the actress. “I think it’s a cheap hit to take. I really prefer Obama’s message of looking forward to a bright future.” Looks like another case of a Clinton sleeping with the wrong woman.

• New York Governor Eliot Spitzer is going down for his $4,300 romp with a prostitute. “I have acted in a way that violates my obligations to my family and violates my, or any, sense of right and wrong,” declared Spitzer. “I apologize first and most importantly to my family. I apologize to the public, whom I promised better.” No kidding. $4,300 for a hooker demonstrates a real lack of fiscal responsibility. Plus, the press managed to publish the photo below, which is sure to inspire plenty of creative captions.

5206: Latino Balls.


The General Market ad shows the Kleenex being hurled like a snowball. The Latino version? A soccerball, of course.

Sunday, March 09, 2008

5205: Happy Anniversary.


On March 6, MultiCultClassics marked its 3rd anniversary. While this blog has not traditionally called out these events, it seemed appropriate to type a few statements.

First and foremost, thanks to all who have visited over the years. Special appreciation to everyone and anyone who has helped hype the blog, whether through word of mouse, linking posts, supplemental reporting and more.

MultiCultClassics has always been dedicated to presenting cultural news, insights and perspectives, hoping to ultimately enlighten and entertain. On occasion, the blog has undoubtedly managed to annoy and enrage as well. Issues involving diversity and culture tend to be emotionally charged, and confronting them can become explosive. If it appears a MultiCultClassics response is overly aggressive, well, it’s somewhat deliberate. After all, when an industry leader says or does something culturally controversial, they are usually at an advantage. That is, they likely have a national platform or large audience of supporters. Or the leaders’ opinions might be deemed correct or valid based on their status in the field. As a result, MultiCultClassics feels compelled to present counterpoints with enough force to break through any established biases. The global objective is to communicate there are other angles to consider.

For additional explanations, please review the posts here and here.

Thanks again and all the best.

5204: Letters In Black & White.


From Advertising Age, March 3, 2008.

5203: Digital = Diversity = Dilemma.


The blurb below appeared via 3 Minute Ad Age: March 7, 2008 at AdAge.com. A brief MultiCultClassics commentary immediately follows.

New 4A’s Chief to Media Conference: Digital, Digital, Digital

New York (AdAge.com) — Nancy Hill, the new president-CEO of the American Association of Advertising Agencies made her podium debut yesterday at the organization’s annual media conference in Orlando. And, she was very clear that HER 4A’s would ride the leading edge of the digital revolution.

If you haven’t checked out the online video, do so quickly before Ad Age archives it.

First, here are a few quick notes for Hill to ponder. If you really want to establish credibility in the digital arena, consider everything right down to production. The camera operator for this online video didn’t do you any favors, in terms of capturing you at a flattering angle (Sorry, we spent many years in the fashion and beauty categories—although we realize the video work might have been out of your control). Also, lighten up. You won the job already. No one is questioning your credentials at this point. Not being a white-haired dinosaur makes you immediately more likable than your predecessor.

Regarding Hill’s vision of riding the leading edge of the digital revolution, well, the bandwagon has been racing along for quite some time already. Right now, Madison Avenue will be lucky to catch the exhaust e-fumes. The revolution will not be televised—which is bad news for an industry still addicted to the 30-second spot.

In many ways, the advertising industry’s failures with digital mirror the fumbles with diversity.

As others (e.g., Jane Sample) have pointed out, digital marketing has been segregated and disrespected—not unlike multicultural marketing. Digital marketing is actually closest to direct marketing, especially given its ties to responses and data. If you need a clear picture of the political and professional relationships between advertising and direct, simply stroll the halls of Draftfcb. It’s not pretty or productive. You can find similar comparisons between traditional advertising and multicultural advertising. Or Madison Avenue and diversity. In the end, it’s all rooted in old school arrogance and exclusivity.

If Hill manages to bridge advertising and digital, she may ultimately formulate solutions for diversity too. Of course, digital will be addressed before diversity. After all, there’s more potential revenue to be found via the Web. Hey, it’s just business.

5202: And The Stereotypical Band Played On.


For Latino car advertising, mariachi bands come standard.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

5201: Don’t Get It.


Adweek.com February 28, 2008
Social Media: ‘Agencies Don’t Get It,’ Survey Says

AdAge.com February 25, 2008
Survey: Marketers still don’t get how to do multicultural marketing

CatalystDirect.com November 28, 2007
Traditional ad agencies don’t get it | Direct Marketing 2.0

Mediapost.com November 1, 2007
Will Agencies Get Search? Don’t Hold Your Breath

BusinessWeek.com July 26, 2007
Are Big Ad Agencies So Clueless That Corporations Should Avoid Them?

Um, do big advertising agencies get anything?

5200: Dance, Dance, Dance.


Dance fever in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Wyoming Congressman Steve King declared, “I don’t want to disparage anyone because of their race, their ethnicity, their name -- whatever their religion their father might have been. … I’ll just say this: When you think about the option of a Barack Obama potentially getting elected president of the United States -- I mean, what does this look like to the rest of the world? What does it look like to the world of Islam? … I will tell you that, if he is elected president, then the radical Islamists, the al-Qaeda, the radical Islamists and their supporters, will be dancing in the streets in greater numbers than they did on September 11 because they will declare victory in this War on Terror. … His middle name (Hussein) does matter. It matters because they read a meaning into that in the rest of the world. That has a special meaning to them. They will be dancing in the streets because of his middle name. They will be dancing in the streets because of who his father was and because of his posture that says: Pull out of the Middle East and pull out of this conflict.” Should be interesting to see how King ultimately dances around these statements.

• O.J. Simpson is doing a slow dance, as his trial has been delayed six months. The additional time will allow prosecutors to analyze and enhance evidence including tape recordings, plus share the results with defense attorneys. Looks like Simpson is following R. Kelly’s dance moves.

• An ex-slaughterhouse worker jailed for his involvement with the largest beef recall in the nation’s history said he was only acting per his boss’ instructions. In an interview, the ex-worker explained the motivations behind cruel acts like using a forklift to move sick cows along the slaughterhouse production lines. “That’s how I was taught. He taught me to do the work. I didn’t know it was a serious crime,” said the ex-worker. “I think it’s unjust that I’m here [in jail]. Where are the people in charge?” Um, they’re probably choreographing excuses with lawyers.

5199: The Cosby Show 2008.


From The Plain Dealer…

Bill Cosby and the black community: How his message is being received

By Margaret Bernstein

Bill Cosby has been on a tear since 2004, lambasting black people for tolerating teen pregnancies, gang violence and an overall breakdown of values in their communities.

He spurred much controversy when he first expressed exasperation with the behavior of “lower economic” blacks, as he called them. He still has critics. But four years later, there are a lot more believers. And some of those believers say that Cosby is relentlessly doing the job that black leaders have failed to do.

Cosby is bringing to light what some “churches, social organizations and community leaders have long run from,” said Michael L. Nelson of 100 Black Men of Greater Cleveland, one of the groups that sponsored a Cleveland visit from Cosby last Wednesday.

Part of the public outcry initially voiced against Cosby is that he focuses on the worst in black behavior. That’s still a big part of his road show. “Ouch,” an audience member responded Wednesday when Cosby complained that black churches haven’t done much to stop immoral behavior like drug use.

But Cosby said that he’s too fed up with the mounting murder rate in the black community to worry about how his crusade looks. He challenged his audience to not waste time worrying about airing dirty laundry in front of whites. “Why are you worried about them? Worry about your own.”

[Read the full story here.]

5198: Being Practical.


Learn more here.

5197: Sunshine Campaign Not Very Bright.



Is this campaign selling travel or toothpaste? Would have preferred seeing KC and the Sunshine Band. Or Florida Evans.

Friday, March 07, 2008

5196: Overreaction Of The Week.


In Alaska, scientists spotted a White Killer Whale. Sure, the White one gets all the attention. They’ll probably blame its killings on the Black Killer Whales.

5195: Tripp The Bird.


Tripping out in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Pro golfer Tripp Isenhour is tripping after killing a hawk during the filming of a TV show. Seems the wild bird was making noise, so the golfer proceeded to hit balls at it. Reports indicate Isenhour fired at least six times before striking the hawk with a kill shot to the head. “As soon as this happened, I was mortified and extremely upset and continue to be upset,” said the golfer. “I want to let everyone know there was neither any malice nor deliberate intent whatsoever to hit or harm the hawk. I was trying to simply scare it into flying away.” The Humane Society isn’t buying it, demanding that the PGA act. Isenhour has been charged with cruelty to animals and killing a migratory bird, which could lead to 14 months in jail and $1,500 in fines. The golfer also issued a statement that read, “We ask that everyone accept my sincerest apology, and please be respectful of my family’s privacy.” Somebody send the jerk a parrot to screech, “Fore!—teen months in the slammer!”

• Officials in the Indian city of Kashmir halted plans to kill 100,000 dogs for its anti-rabies program after protests from animal groups. Instead, they’ll invite Tripp Isenhour to visit with a shitload of golf balls.

• U.S. employers cut 63,000 jobs in February, the most in the last five years. Guess it’s just another Black History Month moment.

5194: Fun For The Whole Stock Photo Family.


Nothing like selling tourist destinations with completely generic stock photography.

Thursday, March 06, 2008

5193: Complaining, Complaining, Complaining.


Increased complaining in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Job discrimination complaints jumped 9 percent in 2007, the largest increase since the early 1990s, according to data from the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission. “Corporate America needs to do a better job of proactively preventing discrimination and addressing complaints promptly and effectively,” said a commission official. No comment from Madison Avenue officials, who were probably too busy sexually harassing old, disabled, gay minorities and forcing Jewish creative directors to visit Eastern European brothels.

• Harvard University sparked controversy by banning guys from a gym for a few hours per week to let Muslim women exercise freely, as their religious and cultural traditions make it uncomfortable to work out in the presence of men. A student columnist wrote in a school paper, “I think that it’s incorrect in a college setting to institute a policy in which half of the campus gets wronged or denied a resource that’s supposed to be for everyone.” Look for discrimination complaints from nerdy male students to jump in 2008.

• Aunt Jemima is foul. No, really, she’s foul. Quaker Oats recalled Aunt Jemima Pancake & Waffle Mix products with potential salmonella contamination.

5192: Diva On Board.


Diva vacation? You go, girl!

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

5191: Fighting Crime With Hadji Williams.


Hadji Williams has a new advertising-related crusade. In his own words:

“We Want Our Kids Back, Too” online campaign is underway. The goal of the WWOKBT is obviously to highlight the disparity in media coverage of/recovery efforts for missing people of color, specifically black women and children. It’s this disparity that not only discourages and disrespects the families of missing children of color, but it also mitigates the resources put into play for recovery and prosecution. It says, “We as a society value whites more than everyone else, even when it comes to being crime victims.”

Many sites and outlets are picking up on the campaign’s e-cards and online posters and adding them to their sites and email lists and spreading the word about missing children from all walks. The goal is to not only drive traffic and interest in these cases, but to spark the dialogue regarding the disparity.


Read more about it here.

5190: You’ve Come A Long Way, Maybe.


Report Details Black Women’s Challenges

By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

NEW YORK -- This is a triumphant time for black women: Condoleezza Rice in the global diplomatic spotlight, Michelle Obama captivating campaign crowds as a potential first lady, billionaire Oprah Winfrey playing political kingmaker.

It’s also a traumatic time: Rutgers University basketball players disparaged by radio host Don Imus, a black woman kidnapped and tortured by whites in West Virginia, the home-owning dreams of black women disproportionately dashed by foreclosures.

That remarkable mix is the focus of this year’s State of Black America report, issued Wednesday by the National Urban League. It features essays looking at the array of challenges faced by African-American women: economic, social, psychological and medical.

“The one thing that is certain is the need to hear and amplify the voices of black women,” longtime civil rights activist Dorothy Height writes in the foreword. “Too often, our needs, concerns, struggles, and triumphs are diminished and subordinated to what is believed to be the more pressing concerns of others.”

Julianne Malveaux, the president of Bennett College for Women in Greensboro, N.C., contends in the report’s opening essay that the image of black women in popular culture has barely improved in the year since the Imus incident.

White men continue to dominate on TV’s Sunday morning news shows, she writes, while “the gyrating, undulating image of African-American women in rap music videos and, by extension, on cable television is as prevalent as ever.”

The report delves deeply into economics, noting that black women are more likely than white or Hispanic women to be running a household and raising children on their own. According to Malveaux, black women hold more jobs nationwide than black men, yet -- despite their breadwinner roles -- earn less on average, $566 a week compared to $629 for black men.

In an essay about the home loan crisis, Andrea Harris, president of the North Carolina Institute for Minority Economic Development, suggests that black women have suffered disproportionately. Assessing recent federal data on subprime loans, which are a main culprit in the foreclosure epidemic, Harris says black women received far more of these loans in 2006 than white men.

“It is easy to imagine the devastation that is headed toward African-American women and their communities,” Harris writes.

An essay by Dr. Doris Browne, a public health expert, details the above-average rates of cancer, diabetes and heart disease among black women.

On an upbeat note, former Labor Secretary Alexis Herman notes in her essay that black women are making huge strides as entrepreneurs. The number of businesses owned by them increased by 147 percent between 1997 and 2006, compared to an overall business growth rate of 24 percent, she wrote.

Another of the essayists, Melanie Campbell of the National Coalition on Black Civic Participation, said in an interview that disparities in health care and economics are the paramount issues for black women as the election campaign unfolds.

Exit polling shows that black women have become a larger force within the Democratic electorate compared to 2004, and Campbell said their expectations for policy changes also are rising.

“We want to go beyond being thought about,” she said. “We want action.”

The president of the Urban League, a 98-year-old black empowerment organization, hailed women as “the backbone of the black family” -- constantly surmounting obstacles. Marc Morial called for expansion of programs that would assist black women in starting businesses, protect more of them from predatory lending schemes, and provide more of them with affordable, high-quality child care.

“When black women hurt, the American family suffers,” Morial wrote. “But by uplifting black women, especially those struggling hardest to keep their families together and their dreams on track, we lift up every American community.”

A year ago, the Urban League focused its State of Black America report on the difficulties facing many young black men, including their high rates of crime and imprisonment. This year's theme was welcomed by black women who believe their particular concerns often are overlooked.

“I’m heartened that we’re delving into this issue in depth in a way that we haven’t in the past,” said Avis Jones-DeWeever, a public policy expert with the National Council of Negro Women.

“For us, it’s two steps forward, one step back,” she added. “But we do have a lot to be proud of.”

5189: This Is Deep.


Deep dish bbq pizza? Guess they had to make it relevant to Blacks.

Tuesday, March 04, 2008

5188: Loot And Lawyers.


Making judgments in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Two White captains with the Los Angeles Fire Department received $1.6 million after suing for being painted as scapegoats in the infamous incident involving a Black firefighter being served dog food by fellow firefighters. The two captains had been suspended after the event four years ago. Including the award given to the Black firefighter, the city’s expenses in the affair total over $4.5 million. Wonder if the firehouse firedog will go to court next, arguing he was deprived of his chow.

• A celebrity jet service secretly videotaped Michael Jackson speaking with his lawyers during a 2003 trip, and it will cost the service $20.25 million. A judge ordered the award for Jackson’s lawyers after a two-week trial held in January. “The question in this case was whether it’s worth it to violate people’s privacy,” said the lawyer representing the lawyers. “The court sent a clear message that the cost far outweighs the benefit.” Although it’s bizarre that Jacko’s lawyers are more successful in lawsuits than he is.

• The Bronx building considered to be the birthplace of hip hop will not be turned into an affordable-housing complex, thanks to political intervention that rejected the proposed sale of the structure. No word if they’ll be holding a house party.

5187: Honoring A Hero.


From The Associated Press…

1st Sioux gets Medal of Honor for Korea heroics

WASHINGTON -- President Bush apologized Monday that the country waited decades to honor Master Sgt. Woodrow Wilson Keeble for his military valor in Korea, giving him the Medal of Honor more than 25 years after he died.

Keeble is the first full-blooded Sioux Indian to receive the nation’s highest military award. But it came almost six decades after he saved the lives of fellow soldiers. Keeble died in 1982.

“On behalf of our grateful nation, I deeply regret that this tribute comes decades too late,” Bush said.

Fellow soldiers have been pushing Congress and the White House for years to award Keeble the medal. They said the man known as “Chief,” a member of the Sisseton-Wahpeton Sioux tribe, deserves the medal for his actions in Korea in 1951, when he saved the lives of other soldiers by taking out more than a dozen of their enemies on a steep hill, even though he himself was wounded.

“Soldiers watched in awe as Woody single-handedly took out one machine gun nest, and then another,” Bush said.

5186: Keep Rollin’—Your Eyes.


It’s a wonder they didn’t also call out toYOta.

5185: Playing The Sexual Harassment Card.


HR managers, check out the awesome emergency reaction cards. Collect ‘em all!

Monday, March 03, 2008

5184: Don’t Sleep On This.


Waking up with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A new study shows about 3 in 10 workers have felt very sleepy, or even fallen asleep, during work in the past month. The number probably increases dramatically at advertising agencies like Draftfcb. Check out this supplemental report via George Parker at Adscam.

• Russell Simmons is officially endorsing Barack Obama for president. However, Obama has not locked up the critical hip hop vote, as 50 Cent—and even Simmons’ ex-wife Kimora Lee Simmons—endorsed Hillary Clinton.

5183: Mindless.


At Burger King, a mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Sunday, March 02, 2008

5182: Extreme Unhappiness.


Apologies not accepted in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A British Broadcasting Corporation documentary claimed Hells Angels sought to assassinate Mick Jagger in 1969. Jagger wanted to ban the use of Hells Angels as bouncers after the death of a concertgoer during a 1969 event where the iconic motorcycle gang worked security. “The Hells Angels were so angered by Jagger’s treatment of them that they decided to kill him,” said the presenter of the program. In the end, the gang couldn’t get no satisfaction.

• Muslim extremists are definitely unhappy over the publication of photos of Barack Obama clad in traditional Somali garb. Web sentiments directed toward the U.S. include, “May Allah kill them” and “May Allah destroy them.” A terror expert remarked, “They are suggesting there is no difference between Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, George Bush and Satan.” Or Hells Angels.

5181: Adult Education.


Earn my degree— and meet hot chicks too.

5180: Justice Delayed.


From The Associated Press…

Retired Black Police Seek Pension Parity

By SHANNON McCAFFREY, AP

ATLANTA - A “whites only” sign was still hanging on the precinct house water fountain in 1964 when James Booker joined the suburban College Park police force. He soon learned it wasn’t the only thing off limits to Georgia’s new black recruits.

Until 1976, black officers were blocked from joining a state-supported supplemental police retirement fund. Today, white officers who entered the fund before that year are taking home hundreds of dollars more every month in retirement benefits than their black counterparts.

The now-retired black officers have been lobbying hard to change that, but eight years after they began an effort to amend the state constitution and give them credit for those lost years is stalled in the Legislature. The Georgia Constitution prohibits the state from extending new benefits to public employees after they have retired.

If lawmakers don’t take action in the final weeks of the legislative session, the battle will move to the courthouse this spring, said state Rep. Tyrone Brooks, an Atlanta Democrat and civil rights activist leading the officers’ campaign.

“I was hoping we wouldn’t have to go this route, but litigation appears to be our only option,” Brooks said.

Ronald Hampton, executive director of the National Black Police Association, said he knows of no other state with a similar pension situation. “Only Georgia is shameless enough to still have this out there,” Hampton said.

The Georgia House has twice passed an amendment resolution but it has gone nowhere in the state Senate. An amendment requires a vote of two-thirds of each chamber as well as approval by voters.

“We can’t fix everything for everybody,” said state Sen. Bill Heath, chairman of the Senate Retirement Committee.

Heath, a Republican, argued that making retroactive changes to retirement benefits “opens up a can of worms and could destroy the pension system.”

The House Retirement Committee chairman, state Rep. Ben Bridges — a retired state trooper — has no such misgivings.

Georgia’s first black officers, hired in the late 1940s, entered a segregated system rife with daily humiliations. They couldn’t arrest white offenders without a white officer present. They couldn’t change into uniforms at the station house — or wear their uniforms to work — forcing many to switch clothes in the locker room at the local black YMCA.

Some white officers ordered to partner with a black officer called in sick until they were reassigned.

“It was pure hell,” said former Atlanta Patrolman Johnnie P. Jones, the only surviving member of the original class of eight black officers hired in Atlanta in 1948. “The enemy was the white police officers and the enemy was the black citizens. We were under siege.”

The numbers of black officers slowly rose in the 1950s and 1960s as the civil rights struggle raged through the South. Although the federal Civil Rights Act signed in 1964 outlawed employment discrimination, change in the ranks was slow.

Officials don’t dispute that participants in the police retirement plan before 1976 were almost exclusively white.

“That appears true but we weren’t keeping those kinds of records,” said Robert Carter, current secretary-treasurer of the Peace Officers Annuity and Benefit Fund of Georgia.

The fund supplements officers’ municipal or county pensions. Officers make small monthly contributions and the state adds money collected from tickets and fines.

Booker, who worked in the College Park police force for more than three decades before he retired, said he would be pulling in an extra $770 more a month if he had been allowed to join the fund at the beginning of his career.

Instead, at the age of 76 he is still working part-time directing traffic to make ends meet.

Legislators did enact a partial remedy in 2006, passing a bill allowing current officers who were employed before 1976 to buy into the fund for those earlier years. Only four did, Carter said. And that law didn’t address the estimated 100 to 200 black officers who had already retired.

Brooks, a veteran of the two-decade crusade to remove the Confederate battle symbol from the Georgia flag, said this legislative battle is testing even his patience. “I am not hopeful,” he said.

And time is running out, as some retirees have died and others are ailing.

“You wonder sometimes are they just waiting for us to all die,” Booker asked.

5179: Mutant Ninja Plumbers.


Enter The Drainpipe.

Saturday, March 01, 2008

5178: Cash, Credit Or Livestock?


From The New York Post…

MOO-LAH!
KENYANS TELL HILL: PAY US IN COWS FOR OBAMA INSULT

By GEOFF EARLE, Post Correspondent

WASHINGTON - Furious Kenyan tribal elders said yesterday that they may slap Hillary Rodham Clinton with a fine for her campaign’s alleged role in publicizing photos of Barack Obama wearing a turban - and it must be paid in cows, goats or camels.

The elders, steaming over the Obama photo smear on the other side of the world, announced plans to convene a traditional tribal court to deal with the matter.

The court could require Clinton to pay a fine in livestock, which is of great value in the far-flung Wazir region of Kenya. The photos were taken there during a visit by Obama, whose father was born in the area.

“We will go ahead with this case whether Sen. Clinton or Democratic Party leaders turn up or not,” Mohamed Ibrahim, a member of the clan that hosted Obama during his 2006 trip to the country, told Reuters.

“This whole thing can be avoided only if an apology is made,” he added.

But Clinton knows her cows - she recently suggested in Texas that Obama was “all hat and no cattle,” and has made a mint investing in cattle futures in Arkansas.

The elders earlier this week called on Clinton to “clear her name” in the controversy.

The photos of Obama - wearing a turban and white tribal robes that are traditional in northern Kenya and Somalia - got worldwide attention after the Drudge Report posted them on the Web, along with a report that said the pics came from Clinton staffers.

Obama has battled a whisper campaign by those who wrongly say he is Muslim, and his aides accused Clinton's campaign of “the most shameful, offensive fearmongering” after the photographs were published.

Hussein Ali, a 32-year-old unemployed man outside Jamia Mosque in the capital Nairobi, told Reuters: “Obama’s enemies are trying to portray him as a terrorist, saying all Muslims, and especially Somalis, are dangerous men.”

Clinton has said she has no idea who is responsible, but would fire anyone on her staff if they were involved.

Kefa Otiso, a Kenya expert at Bowling Green State University in Ohio, said the use of the photos for political purposes is a sensitive subject because it mocks the generosity of the tribal leaders, who were honoring Obama by dressing him in the clothing of a clan elder.

Although a fine paid in goats or cattle seems unusual here, “this is actually for them very, very significant,” Otiso said. “It is a serious penalty.”

He said the matter, if unresolved, could undermine US efforts to build good will in the region - which is key to the war on terror.

The elders also plan to file a formal complaint with the US Embassy in Nairobi.

The Clinton campaign didn’t respond to questions.

5177: Annoyed?


Anybody else wish they could punch this guy in the face—and gladly pay up to $5 for the opportunity to do it?