Wednesday, August 18, 2010
7884: Paid Announcements.
A Midweek MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Forbes magazine named Jay-Z as the highest-paid rapper of the past year. Um, when did rappers get their own category with Forbes?
• Charges were dropped against Ice-T for driving with a suspended license and no seat belt. Somebody cue the “Law & Order” musical effect.
• Eryka Badu paid a fine and will serve 6 months probation for going naked during the filming of a music video. Somebody cue the “Law & Order” musical effect again.
• Potential Haiti presidential candidate Wyclef Jean has gone into hiding, citing death threats. Hey, if he’s flipping already, what does he expect will happen should he actually win?
• Wonder what Dr. Laura Schlessinger would have to say about the items above.
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