7897: Seeking Human Torch.

Here’s another actual job listing from an idiotic employer. The contrived copy demonstrates the place is likely not as hot as they think.

Position: Digital ACD / CD
Location: City of Chicago
Status: Full Time
Rate: 6 figures

Job Description:
Our client is a hot player in the digital space and they are looking for equally hot creative management talent to bring them to the blazing level!

They are looking for the next generation Digital lead. Someone who has the energy and capacity to work only under the C-suite to build a legendary shop.

ONLY apply if you are hungry, in-demand, intrigued, have a portfolio that demonstrates borderline genius.

We want those that don’t need this opportunity, but who want to hear more about it because they hunger for a creative building challenge!

Requirements:

• Exceptional leadership abilities… someone who is constructive, charismatic, smart and committed to producing high quality user-centric digital experiences.

• A strong graphic design background and an extensive portfolio of top notch creative executions in the interactive space.

• Experience leading teams of 5-10 creatives, including designers, developers, animators and video production teams.

• At least 8-10 years experience in interactive.

• The ability to concept innovative interactive solutions.

• Strong client presentation skills.

• A keen awareness of current industry trends.

• Experience designing and/or leading the development of interactive projects for fortune 500 companies.