Friday, August 17, 2007

Essay 4332

Career killers in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Steven Seagal is seeking an apology from the FBI for allegedly damaging his movie career. “False FBI accusations fueled thousands of articles saying that I terrorize journalists and associate with the Mafia,” claimed Seagal. “These kinds of inflammatory allegations scare studio heads and independent producers—and kill careers.” Actually, Seagal still owes us all an apology for The Glimmer Man.

• reported Jay-Z is the wealthiest rapper, earning $34 million. Maybe he could float some loot in Seagal’s direction.

• The former New York Knicks executive suing Isiah Thomas for sexual harassment failed in her bid to see his tax returns. The woman was hoping to uncover evidence that Thomas and Knicks executives cheated on their taxes or held unauthorized gigs on the side. Sorry, lady, it looks like Thomas is only cheating on his wife.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wait, the Mojo Priest is Italian now?

I give up.