Friday, April 18, 2008

5370: Big Deals.

Extra Value News in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• McDonald’s in Japan has introduced a four-patty burger and mega sandwiches on the breakfast and dinner menu. A woman who ate all three burgers in a day remarked, “I’m tired, with low energy, irritable, and I have an uncomfortable feeling in my stomach.” The U.N. should investigate if the product launch constitutes an international war crime.

• TGIF for Foxy Brown, scheduled to be released from prison today. She’ll have two weeks before her next court appearance. Somebody hide all BlackBerry devices.

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