Saturday, April 19, 2008

5374: Free At Last.

Cutting people free in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Foxy Brown was released from prison yesterday, driven off the grounds by New York City Councilman Charles Barron. Barron remarked, “She’s someone we need in our community to help with a positive message with our young people.” Right. Maybe the Pope will request a meeting now that he’s in town.

• AT&T announced plans to cut 4,600 employees, shifting resources to other areas of business. A spokesperson said, “Even with the reductions … we expect our head count overall to remain stable this year as we hire additional employees to support growth areas like wireless and TV.” Maybe the terminated will receive a free GoPhone® to GoAway.

• Citigroup will dump 9,000 jobs after reporting a $5.11 billion loss in 1Q. Let’s get it done.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But look on the bright side, the layoff notices were from Meatloaf via text.