Sunday, April 13, 2008

5353: Law And Disorder.

Legal briefs and panties in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• As the R. Kelly trial date nears, the judge has been working hard to keep things confidential. Lawyers are under gag order to prohibit them from speaking with reporters, while numerous closed sessions have been held with the judge, lawyers and R. Kelly. Which probably means all parties are inking their deals for the inevitable reality TV series.

• Ohio troopers have been punished for a KKK prank held a day before the Martin Luther King Jr. holiday. One officer donned a KKK-style costume while another snapped a pic on his cell phone. The costumed cop received a five-day suspension, the picture taker was demoted and a third officer received a one-day suspension. The White officers insisted they were inspired by a comedy skit from Dave Chappelle. They also probably blame their racist actions on gangsta rap.

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