Wednesday, March 04, 2009

6506: Biting Crime Report.

Chewing on the news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• McGruff the Crime Dog became a crime victim when a bus driver punched the mascot in Washington, D.C. The driver was charged with simple assault. Hey, how come Michael Vick faced far harsher charges?

• A Walmart shopper in Massachusetts found an unexpected bargain when checking out a new wallet: 10 human teeth in the billfold’s zippered compartment. No word if the teeth belonged to the walloped McGruff.

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