Tuesday, March 10, 2009

6527: Broiling And Burning.

Hot news items in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Burger King is poised to unleash a wider menu, thanks to the introduction of an innovative broiler. New items could include barbecued ribs, grilled salmon and steak kabobs. A Burger King official gushed, “The broiler takes the flame-broiled taste that consumers know us for and gives us the ability to be very revolutionary with the food offerings we can deliver.” For Burger King, offering food would be revolutionary.

• Maytag has voluntarily recalled 1.6 million refrigerators, citing an electrical problem that could lead to fires. Looks like the iconic Maytag repairman is about to become one busy bastard.

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