Thursday, March 26, 2009
6587: Stamping Out Problems.
Sending the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• The Postmaster General said the post office is in dire financial straits, predicting they’ll run out of money by the end of the year. Gee, they should stock up on Forever Stamps.
• Kobe Bryant and his wife are facing a lawsuit from an ex-housekeeper who charges she was verbally harassed and humiliated. Bryant will probably just buy the woman a diamond ring to shut her up.
• IBM announced plans to dump 5,000 employees. Big Blue is making people blue—with pink slips.
• Chicago radio fans are irked over a decision to dump The Tom Joyner Morning Show for The Steve Harvey Morning Show. Except for White radio fans, who have never heard of either personality.