Doing hard time with hard news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to felony gun charges, and he’ll likely spend a year in jail. The rapper will be sentenced in February, so he still has a lil time before doing time.
• The Obama administration is insisting top executives from companies that received federal bailouts must take 90 percent pay cuts. Plus, any executive seeking perks in excess of $25,000—like country club memberships and private jets—must first get permission from the administration. Of course, even with these measures, most of the honchos are still multimillionaires.
• KFC is planning to retry its grilled chicken giveaway, promising there will be no need for rainchecks. It’s the third time the fast feeder has promoted the new menu item in such a way. Which goes to show you they can’t even give the shit away.
• MSNBC anchor Contessa Brewer apologized for accidentally introducing Rev. Jesse Jackson as Rev. Al Sharpton during a broadcast. Sharpton will probably file a lawsuit.
2 comments:
Rev Jackson was kind to the woman...in avoiding sarcasm. What should have bothered him more was her follow-up which confirmed the ignorance she usually displays.
lets see how long this fake blood lasts on the island. Shouting out sowoooop aint gonna help his ass either.
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