You don’t know Jacko in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• An Andy Warhol portrait of Michael Jackson is expected to fetch up to $700,000 in an upcoming auction. Was Jacko ever this popular when he was alive?
• The Chicago Tribune is offering Jacko templates for pumpkin carving. When lighting the jack-o-lantern, be careful not to set his hair on fire.
• An L.A. court commissioner dropped all charges against Kanye West for his 2008 confrontation with paparazzi at Los Angeles International Airport. However, the court commissioner declared West an asshole for his 2009 confrontation with Taylor Swift.
• Original Mother’s—a popular club in Chicago—is facing civil rights complaints for allegedly refusing to admit Black college students for wearing baggy jeans, while allowing White patrons with similar pants to enter. There’s a “Your Mother’s so racist…” joke here somewhere.
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