Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Essay 4647


Retirement planning with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Merrill Lynch Chief Executive Stan O’Neal has opted to retire, and he’ll leave with about $162 million. However, he’s losing access to the company jet and armed bodyguards. He may need those bodyguards for dealing with irate Merrill Lynch customers. Then again, folks may suddenly have renewed interest in the financial company’s retirement planning services.

• Immigration advocacy groups are charging pharmacies nationwide with discrimination against non-English speakers. The groups insist pharmacies should offer bilingual medication instructions. “The idea is that people should not be placed in danger by not understanding their medication regimen,” said an executive director of one of the complaining groups. OK, but who’s going to translate the illegible doctors’ handwriting for prescriptions?

Essay 4646

Essay 4645


Committed to clichés.

Essay 4644


Adweek reported on Nielsen Business Media’s Next Big Idea Conference, where JWT worldwide chairman and CEO Bob Jeffrey made a keynote speech (click on the essay title above to read the full story). Here are two interesting excerpts from the story:

“In a talk called ‘21st Century Brand Building: Swimming Against the Current,’ Jeffrey said that the industry has entered an era of ‘rampant promiscuity’ in which client, consumer and agency had all become ‘brand sluts’ without loyalty to one another.”

“Jeffrey called for an end to what he called ‘idea racism.’ He said the new brand-building model is ‘not authoritative, not status-quo driven, more multicultural, more fluid and more open minded.’”

So Jeffrey recognizes the industry is rife with sluts and racists. Brilliant.

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

Essay 4643


Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The trial involving millionaire couple Mahender and Varsha Sabhnani (pictured above) is underway, with charges of keeping two Indonesian women as slaves for years in their Long Island mansion. A federal prosecutor opened the trial by accusing the couple of starving, beating and stabbing the women during “years and years of servitude and abuse.” Once the trial is over, the two Indonesian women will probably land jobs at the Gap.

• Rev. Al Sharpton criticized Vice President Dick Cheney for hunting at an exclusive club where someone spotted a Confederate flag hanging inside a garage on the property. Sharpton argued Cheney should “leave immediately, denounce the club and apologize for going to a club that represents lynching, hate and murder to Black people.” Actually, Cheney has proven to be more dangerous to White people at hunting expeditions.

Essay 4642

Essay 4641


Here’s a new thought: Diversity saves lives.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Essay 4640


Why do most ads for printing services do such a lousy job of demonstrating the firm’s printing services?





Essay 4639


Quick good-byes in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Bye-bye to Merrill Lynch Chief Executive Stan O’Neal, who’s slated to step down for over 7.9 billion reasons.

• Bye-bye to Gap clothing made by children in a New Delhi sweatshop. The company claims the product made at the vendor location will be destroyed so it can’t be sold in Gap stores. Why not just give the stuff to the kids?

• Adios to Marketing y Medios, which will no longer be published as a separate insert in Adweek, Brandweek and Mediaweek—probably because interest was week, er, weak.

Essay 4638


Last August, Advertising Age launched The Big Tent, a blog featuring industry leaders’ perspectives on diversity in the advertising, marketing and media worlds. The viewpoints hit a range of topics, inspiring lively online chatter. Additionally, Ad Age has done a commendable job of spreading the efforts by running stuff in its weekly magazine—kudos to Ken Wheaton and his associates for their groundbreaking commitment.

Among the more spirited writers under The Big Tent is Laura Martinez, whose credits include founder and editor-in-chief for Marketing y Medios magazine, which was the premier source for news and opinions on Hispanic marketing before conglomerate VNU made the asinine decision to fold the publication. Then and now, Martinez has never hesitated to state her positions with insight, wit and the subtlety of a sledgehammer blow to the temple.

Martinez recently pondered why Hispanic TV programming isn’t as good as Hispanic advertising, prompting a flood of reactions. To read the original piece and comments, click on the essay title above.

The Martinez post irked the Association of Hispanic Advertising Agencies Board of Directors, who fired a nasty letter to Ad Age editor Scott Donaton. The letter appears below, followed by a MultiCultClassics response.

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Dear Scott:

Many of us on the AHAA Board of Directors and surely among our membership have read some of the opinions posted on Ad Age’s Big Tent blog with concern but have chosen not to comment until now. While clearly any blog represents the rightful opinions of individuals, we are deeply concerned over last week’s blog on Hispanic TV programming by Laura Martinez as Ms. Martinez is also an Ad Age reporter covering news and editorial material related to our Hispanic ad industry. In our view and considering the standards of ethical journalism, it is questionable whether Ms. Martinez can actually report objectively on Hispanic media matters when she has publicly stated such strong negative opinions about its content. This is especially more offensive when we consider that her opinions rely on two hours of morning daytime Hispanic TV viewing and web search. Hispanic audience’s preferences for Spanish language programming have been consistent over time and are reflected in the high ratings this programming enjoys as reported by AC Nielsen.

We will most certainly not argue the quality of the creative work produced by the AHAA agencies cited by Ms. Martinez but it should be understood that there are fundamental differences between the objectives and context of commercial advertising and content programming. The comparison made is superficial and shallow, clearly demonstrating a lack of understanding of our industry.

Media programming content is mostly based on successful formats and plots which are creatively adapted and sometimes replicated across many different parts of the world. This is how Reality shows have come to be a global phenomenon and how shows like “Deal or No Deal” (UK) and “El Gran Show de La Oca” (Spain) have been hugely successful in delivering media ratings and engaging consumers. Should we then argue that content programming in highly developed and sophisticated advertising and media markets like the UK and Spain are also garbage by the mere nature of their program format? Cinderella was written in 1697 by the Brothers Grimm and it is still the basic plot behind the “novella” format which by the way is also a globally successful format.

Television entertains and informs through stories, games, soft news and hard news, among other major formats. Advertising, on the other hand, aims to engage; persuade; sell; connect; create or support a brand image, among other communications criteria. Are the two comparable? I challenge, not.

In our view the unabashed public trashing of any sector of our industry is not conducive to the constructive understanding of our marketplace and the value it represents to marketers in the U.S. Statements like: “the target, apparently, are the legions of uneducated, Spanish dominant immigrants who presumably crossed the border by foot and now have to be punished with awful TV choices just because that is what they are used to” are irresponsible, feed misconceptions and lead to confusion about the viewing preferences among our Hispanic audiences. This rings especially true when the blogger expressing such opinion is also a news reporter on your publication.

Scott, in the spirit of AHAA’s partnership with Ad Age, we very respectfully offer the many members of our association as bonafide opinion leaders for your blog and urge you to consider publicizing their objective and professional opinions as a service to our industry and the advertising community in general.

Let us know your thoughts and we will quickly initiate a recruiting process among our membership.

Best regards.

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Um, somebody please forward the Spanish translation for “Chill out, dudes.” Pronto.

Way back in Essay Eleven (March 2005), MultiCultClassics observed the Hispanic marketing community was doing a far better job of promoting itself than other industry peers. Ironically, the Martinez-led Marketing y Medios was spotlighted as an example of how the segment hyped accomplishments in positive, professional and compelling styles.

So it’s disturbing to see the AHAA make editorial demands, as if hollering, “I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ press badges!”

First, the AHAA must review the objectives of The Big Tent. Ken Wheaton wrote, “In politics, the ‘big tent’ refers to a party in which diverse viewpoints are accepted, where the comfort of a unified ideology is exchanged for the clamor of many voices.” With all due respect to the AHAA, this ain’t your party—and Martinez is not your piñata.

The AHAA argues a decent case for conflicts of interest with Martinez’s roles of blogger and reporter. Too bad it doesn’t hold up in today’s media landscape, where the borders have been crossed more often than, well, the U.S. borders. Ad Age reporters routinely author editorials and even rip the 4A’s and events like Advertising Week. Rival Adweek editors and writers cover the daily press releases and simultaneously insult DraftFCB on the AdFreak blog. Scribes like Martinez have successfully played on both sides of the fence, and they’ll undoubtedly continue their schizophrenic ways.

On another tip, while the AHAA has done a great job of establishing its honor and integrity, it’s a stretch for any adpeople to pontificate on ethical standards of journalism. Especially when most Hispanic publications contain advertisements from bizarre psychics. And what’s with offering an “objective” replacement blogger?

AHAA members constantly tell clients the Hispanic consumer market is not monolithic or homogeneous. Yet they’re howling because someone has demonstrated the notion with unconventional thinking. You can’t have your torta and eat it too.

The AHAA ought to peruse the thread ignited by the Martinez post. The majority of minorities welcomed the discussion. If the AHAA had opposing sentiments, why not join the online conference? There are real, legitimate issues warranting open examination versus ignoring problems and sweeping dirty secrets under the proverbial rug ala industry peers (whose businesses, incidentally, are crumbling like stale tortilla chips).

This was an opportunity for AHAA members to be inclusive pioneers. Instead, their actions mirrored those of old school gringo advertising executives.

Essay 4637

Essay 4636


The difference between contrived and clichéd.

Sunday, October 28, 2007

Essay 4635



Raining on the parade with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Although the University of Illinois officially banned its Chief Illiniwek mascot months ago, the character was permitted an encore appearance during a homecoming parade this weekend. Floats bearing his likeness were allowed, with officials hyping freedom of speech. “The university values free speech and free expression,” stated the university, “and considers homecoming floats, decorations, costumes and related signage all representations of such personal expression. Therefore, Chancellor Herman has directed the Homecoming Committee to strike the existing policy from the homecoming float guidelines.” Hey, why let insensitivity and racism spoil the parade?

• An Associated Press poll showed minorities are less likely to let their kids trick-or-treat during Halloween. The figures revealed 73 percent of Whites versus 56 percent of minorities will allow the traditional candy collecting to happen. Guess minorities are more used to being tricked than treated.

• Michael Jackson will lose his Neverland ranch if he fails to pay over $23 million on a defaulted loan in the next three months. Look for Jacko to be doing some serious trick-or-treating with his rich pals.

Essay 4634


Corny, Corning.

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Essay 4633


Spacing out with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Astronauts on the international space station added a new room to the complex—a compartment that will serve as a docking port. If U.S. astronauts were involved in the creation, it’s sure to feature a full wet bar too.

• T.I. was released from jail after posting a $3 million bond on Friday, and he’ll be on home confinement until his trial for weapons charges. No word on how he’ll shoot the time away.

• The founder of Overstock.com thinks people overreacted to his recent comments, and he rejected the NAACP’s call for an apology. Patrick Byrne was speaking at a debate in support of school vouchers for Utah families when he said, “Right now, 40% of Utah minorities are not graduating from high school. You may as well burn those kids. That’s the end of their life. That’s the end of their ability to achieve in this society if they do not get a high school education. You might as, just throw the kids away.” Responding to criticism, Byrne remarked, “These folks have been selective in their editing. I very clearly said the system is throwing away 40% of the minority kids because they’re not graduating. I’m saying that I’m against throwing kids away. People against vouchers are in favor of throwing the kids away.” Voucher opponent and NAACP Salt Lake branch president Jeanetta Williams didn’t buy the explanation, insisting Byrne meant that non-graduating minorities should be burned or discarded. She also noted Byrne failed to mention the White students who don’t graduate (Utah is over 80 percent White, 11 percent Latino and 1 percent Black). “It says he’s not sympathetic to the minority community and he means exactly what he said,” argued Williams. Unfortunately, this spat isn’t over yet.

Essay 4632


The parody advertising agency diversity recruitment ads presented this week drew lots of visitors—special thanks to the folks at Agency Spy, Adrants and Copyranter for hyping the series.

One comment left at another blog warrants a brief response.

The comment read, “From what I’ve seen, most agencies just want top Talent and don’t care about anything physical. It just so happens that the pool to draw from is not very diverse to begin with—that is the real issue.”

This statement actually goes to the heart of problem, and it spotlights the challenges ahead.

First of all, who is defining the pool in such a narrow-minded fashion? The advertising industry is supposedly driven by breakthrough creative thinking. If an art director or copywriter adopted the position that any project had finite solutions, they would be dismissed as hacks. Yet we continue to allow people to present clichéd reasoning when addressing diversity.

An inclusive industry will only come about when everyone—especially the majority figures with hiring authority—becomes more proactive and innovative. Advertising leaders recognize the imperative for new business models to ensure corporate survival. The search for talent demands a similar visionary stance.

The diverse candidates have always been ready and available. It just requires that we sail into deeper waters versus wading in the same small pool of familiarity.

Accept no limitations.

Friday, October 26, 2007

Essay 4631


A blog visitor forwarded the document above. It’s a standard Equal Employment Opportunity Questionnaire, which advertising agencies use to categorize staffers. The agency and its affiliates cordially “invite employees to voluntarily self-identify their race or ethnicity.”

It’s interesting how the U.S. government distinguishes ethnicity and race, yet can’t even decide between Hispanic and Latino. There’s also something oddly polite about wording that reads: “…please select the race below which you consider yourself to be.” Does this mean people can choose which race they want to be? Could Eminem pick “Black” and Michael Jackson check “White” designations?

If you’re a Caucasian whose origins trace to the original peoples of North Africa, you’re “White.” Meanwhile, if your origins trace to “Black racial groups of Africa,” yet you hail from North Africa, you’re “Black or Africa American.” And what’s with the “Africa American” title? Just about everyone else is “Asian.” With the exception of the handful of people labeled as “Native Hawaiian or other Pacific Islander” and “American Indian or Alaska Native.” You can even elect “Two or more races.” But if your mix includes “Hispanic or Latino,” wouldn’t you need to choose an ethnicity and race?

It seems easier to check the box indicating, “I prefer not to provide this information.”

Essay 4630


DNA evidence of ignorance in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• DNA guru James Watson retired on Thursday, after sparking controversy with comments about the intelligence levels of Blacks (see Essay 4603). Wonder if he’ll hold his retirement party at Sylvia’s in Harlem.

• Oil giant BP will pay $373 million as part of a settlement of charges related to a deadly Texas explosion, an Alaskan oil spill and more. “If our approach to process safety and risk management had been more disciplined and comprehensive, this tragedy could have been prevented,” said BP North America President Robert Malone in reference to the Texas incident. “We did not provide our people with systems and processes that would have enabled them to appreciate the risk of a catastrophic release” of explosive gases at the refinery in Texas. Let’s see how BP spins all of this into one of its inane feel-good advertisements.

• A new poll showed nearly one-third of people believe in ghosts, and about one out of four claim to have actually seen one or felt its presence. No word if the polled people lived near BP refineries.

Essay 4629

Honest Injun, this is the final advertising industry diversity recruitment ad…

Essay 4628

Essay 4627


No joke here. Click on the essay title above and learn how you can help.

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Essay 4626


What’s next in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson was slapped with new charges of felony coercion, upping the total to 12 charges against him. What’s next, jaywalking?

• In an apparent effort to please protesting gay rights groups, Sen. Barack Obama added an openly gay performer to his campaign concert series (see Essay 4617). The protests originated over the anti-gay views of another singer in the concert. What’s next, Sen. Larry Craig to join Obama’s campaign committee?

• Diddy insists he didn’t recently punch a man at a trendy nightclub during a fight over a woman both men have dated (see Essay 4591). “I am a human being. I am going to get into an argument at times, but I didn’t punch anybody,” argued Diddy. “I don’t fight over girls.” What’s next? Um, who cares?

Essay 4625

Yeah, yesterday’s advertising industry diversity recruitment ad was supposed to be the last one. But we didn’t want to neglect the Asian segment.

Essay 4624

Essay 4623


The IRS targets Native Americans with diversity recruitment messaging—yet still adds a disclaimer reading, “U.S. Citizenship Required.”

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Essay 4622

In Essay 4554, MultiCultClassics presented an Adweek article spotlighting White admen sharing their philosophies and strategies for recruiting talent. Now the magazine has published its annual list of “The Best Creatives You Don’t Know.” It doesn’t say much for the hope of diversity in the industry’s next generation. And why did Adweek only point out the ethnicity of the South Korean native at Crispin Porter + Bogusky?



Essay 4621


Distorting the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Halle Berry is backpedaling over a comment she made on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. During a segment where the actress was viewing computer images of herself distorted by the Mac program Photo Booth, she apparently blurted an anti-Semitic remark. “Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!” joked Berry at a photo with a big, distorted nose. Berry managed to persuade Leno to delete the comment when the segment aired. “What happened was I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me,” explained Berry. “We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the big-nose picture], ‘That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody. I didn’t. I didn’t mean any harm. … I am so sorry, and I apologize.” Bet she wishes the photo was among the things we lost in the fire.

• Two co-defendants in the O.J. Simpson case pleaded guilty to lesser charges yesterday, and in exchange, the men will testify against Simpson. Look forward to Mac Photo Booth renditions of O.J.’s mugshot.

• Securities firm Morgan Stanley agreed to pay $16 million to settle claims that it discriminated against Black and Latino financial advisors in its network. A class-action lawsuit by 1,300 Black and Latino employees charged the company gave them less pay and fewer promotions than White counterparts. The settlement includes providing diversity training to sales branch managers and tying their pay to recruiting and hiring minorities. Can discrimination be filed as a tax write-off?

Essay 4620

OK, here’s our final advertising industry diversity recruitment ad…

Essay 4619

Essay 4618


It’s sad that the people who originally called America home now need so much help with homeownership.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Essay 4617


A solitary MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Foxy Brown was sentenced to 76 days in solitary confinement for assorted violations committed at Rikers Island. The incidents included getting into a shoving match with another inmate, verbally abusing a corrections officer and refusing to take a random drug test. Plus, she may face more disciplinary action for refusing to board a bus and make a court date a few weeks ago (see Essay 4581). Somebody needs to explain the concept of rehabilitation to the rapper.

• A gay rights group is asking Sen. Barack Obama to drop a gospel singer currently touring for fundraiser events. Singer Donnie McClurkin’s views on homosexuality include statements like, “I don’t believe that it is the intention of God. … Sexuality, everything is a matter of choice.” Obama responded by declaring, “I have consistently spoken directly to African-American religious leaders about the need to overcome the homophobia that persists in some parts our community so that we can confront issues like HIV/AIDS and broaden the reach of equal rights in this country. I strongly believe that African Americans and the LGBT community must stand together in the fight for equal rights. And so I strongly disagree with Reverend McClurkin’s views and will continue to fight for these rights as president of the United States to ensure that America is a country that spreads tolerance instead of division.” Maybe Obama can replace McClurkin with Foxy Brown.

Essay 4616


From The Chicago Tribune…

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Gays, lesbians far more diverse than media portrays, study finds

By Mike Swift, San Jose Mercury News

To judge from the images on network television and corporate advertising, lesbians and gay men share the same demographic niche: affluent, educated, urban -- and usually white.

Wrong, wrong, wrong and wrong, says a new national demographic study that suggests lesbians and gays are more likely to be older, “responsible” suburbanites sharing a mortgage payment and listening to country music than young turks partying in the Castro or Chelsea.

“We wanted to bust some stereotypes,” said David Morse, president and chief executive of New American Dimensions, a Los Angeles market research company that joined forces with San Francisco-based Asterix Group, a brand strategy firm, in an attempt to paint a more nuanced portrait of the nation’s gays and lesbians.

Some findings surprised even the researchers:

African-Americans and Latinos were more comfortable expressing their gay identity than whites, although their gay identity was not the most important part of who they are. And, while whites were more likely to be in live-together relationships than Latinos or blacks, they were less likely to include children in their family plans.

Gays and lesbians are increasingly open and honest about their sexuality. Two-thirds agreed with the statement, “Everyone knows I’m gay.”

A majority of lesbians and gay men live outside big cities, with about one-third of lesbians and one-quarter of gay men living in small towns or rural areas.

The average age people realized their sexual orientation was 15, but it was younger for men than for women.

Corporate America frequently stumbles when it attempts to sell its products to gays, the study’s authors say. They blamed a one-size-fits-all marketing approach.

“It would be wrong for marketers to think that this was a rich and white, male, partying group,” said Christine Lehtonen, president of Asterix.

The study was based on more than 900 in-person and online surveys conducted across the country in June. While survey respondents were predominantly white, nearly one in five were black, Latino or Asian. An equal number of men and women responded.

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Essay 4615

As an encore to Essay 4612, here are a few more advertising agency diversity recruitment ads…



Essay 4614

Essay 4613


Preserving Our Past. Ensuring Our Future. With Gambling and Casinos?

Monday, October 22, 2007

Essay 4612


It’s interesting to see JWT running the diversity ad above, given the agency declined getting involved with New York City’s Commission on Human Rights last year. But it also makes you wonder how other advertising agencies might present diversity messages…







Essay 4611

Essay 4610


There’s something patronizing about pontificating on “the true wealth of a people” when you know the people have been systematically deprived of wealth.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Essay 4609


Public Schooling in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The Associated Press reported a growing trend in sexual misconduct by teachers in American schools, with over 2,500 cases in the past five years. “From my own experience—this could get me in trouble—I think every single school district in the nation has at least one perpetrator. At least one,” said a California lawyer with extensive experience investigating such abuse and misconduct. “It doesn’t matter if it’s urban or rural or suburban.” Wonder if Disney will produce an NC-17 version of High School Musical.

• Hate crimes against Jews in New York City jumped 15 percent this year. Some attribute the surge to the recent visit from Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad. Others point to an increase in New Yorkers who really hate Jews.

• Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling revealed character Albus Dumbledore is gay. He was caught in an airport toilet stall with Sen. Larry Craig, playing around with their magic wands.

Essay 4608


From The Chicago Tribune…

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Western Union boycott divides

Mexican activists are at odds on the best approach for firm to serve loyal customers

By Oscar Avila and Antonio Olivo, Tribune staff reporters

The resentment some Mexicans feel toward the money service that has become their lifeline is apparent in a flier making the rounds on both sides of the border. “Western Union, your fees are a rip-off,” it says, showing the image of a masked bandit.

The familiar black-and-gold sign of Western Union is a fixture in Mexican towns like Nochistlan and immigrant enclaves in the U.S., a symbol of the popular yet polarizing mechanism through which workers send remittances to their families south of the border, a flow that totaled $23billion last year.

Now, the complex relationship between Western Union and its Mexican clients has taken another turn as a bloc of Mexican community leaders urges countrymen to boycott the company. Another faction, meanwhile, has teamed with Western Union to launch innovative job-creating ventures in needy towns, including Nochistlan, arguing that the company should be cultivated as an ally.

On one hand, residents in places like Nochistlan are grateful to wire-transfer companies such as Western Union for offering a financial lifeline to isolated places typically underserved by banks. But family members in the U.S. often grouse that the companies charge too much. For a same-day $100 transfer to Mexico, for example, Western Union charges nearly 15 percent.

The growing debate over the role of Western Union has split key organizers of the huge immigration marches held in Chicago over the past two years.

Liberal Mexican activists, including some labor leaders wary of corporate influence, joined the national boycott of Western Union last month. Those critics say the company has a social responsibility to help poor communities where it makes so much money and that its philanthropy lags behind the efforts of other corporations.

They consider that especially galling because Western Union had about $2.3 billion in revenues in the first six months of 2007, much of it from fees paid by immigrants sending money home.

[Click on the essay title above to read the full story.]

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Essay 4607


Weekend Rap Up with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Rapper T.I. pleaded not guilty to illegal weapons charges, and he will remain in jail for at least a week while the judge considers a bond deal. Maybe the rapper will spend the time working on his next album, “T.I. vs ATF.”

• Rapper Nas is battling with Rev. Jesse Jackson over his next album, which will named after the N-word. “The title using the N-word is morally offensive and socially distasteful. Nas has the right to degrade and denigrate in the name of free speech, but there is no honor in it,” said Jackson. “Radio and television stations have no obligation to play it and self-respecting people have no obligation to buy it. I wish he would use his talents to lift up and inspire, not degrade.” Nas shot back, “We’re taking power from the word. … No disrespect to none of them who were part of the civil rights movement, but some … in the streets don’t know who [civil rights activist] Medgar Evers was … they know who Nas is. … And to my older people who don’t know who Nas is and who don’t know what a street disciple is, stay outta this [expletive] conversation. We’ll talk to you when we’re ready. Right now, we’re on a whole new movement. We’re taking power from that word.” Word.

Essay 4606


From The New York Times…

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The Smoking Scourge Among Urban Blacks

By ERIK ECKHOLM

BALTIMORE — Outside subway stops and bars in parts of this blighted city, slouching hustlers mutter “loosies, loosies” to passers-by, offering quick transactions, 50 cents a stick or three for a dollar.

Their illegal, if rarely prosecuted vocation: selling loose Newport cigarettes to those who do not have $4.50 to buy a pack.

In small corner markets, customers sometimes use code words like “bubble gum” or “napkins” to receive individual cigarettes wrapped in a napkin. Or they buy a flavored Black and Mild, the latest smoking craze here, from an opened five-pack.

Out-of-package sales are common in the poor areas of many cities, an adaptation to meager, erratic incomes and rising cigarette taxes. But researchers say they are just one facet of a high smoking rate among low-income urban blacks.

Even as antismoking campaigns have sharply reduced tobacco use in society at large, smoking has remained far more common among the poor of all races.

Still, officials here said they were surprised when a recent study suggested that more than half of poor, black young adults smoke cigarettes — almost always menthol, almost always Newports.

In the latest twist, the study also found that nearly one in four of them also smoke candy-flavored cigarillos, often inhaling despite the danger posed by higher tar and nicotine levels.

Alarmed by the findings, the city’s health commissioner, Dr. Joshua Sharfstein, on Monday convened health experts, community leaders and high school students to discuss the spreading use of Black and Milds, plastic-tipped cigarillos that come in flavors like wine, cream and apple and are often seen in hip-hop videos and the HBO series “The Wire,” which is set in Baltimore.

Jamila Wilson, 17, said at the meeting that she had started smoking Black and Milds at 15 and now smoked several a day, inhaling.

“If you smoke the wine flavor, it gives you a buzz, ” Jamila said, adding that if she goes too long without, “I get light-headed.”

Amid violence and drug problems, smoking may seem a comparatively harmless vice. “But if you take a step back,” Dr. Sharfstein said, “it’s the smoking that will end up killing a lot of these kids, maybe not next week but well ahead of their time.”

In a stepped-up antismoking campaign, Baltimore officials are offering free nicotine patches or gum and are considering stronger measures to control sales of loosies, which are easily available to youngsters.

“The whole issue here is that the social norms haven’t changed the way they have in most of society,” said Frances Stillman of the Johns Hopkins School of Public Health, co-author of the study of smoking habits among Baltimore’s poor, which was published in August in the American Journal of Public Health. “Everybody smokes, and everybody thinks it’s O.K.”

In this latest study, researchers interviewed 160 blacks ages 18 to 24 who were enrolled in job training. In the group, 60 percent smoked cigarettes and 24 percent had recently smoked cigarillos.

A survey of 1,021 low-income blacks in Detroit, published in 2005 in the American Journal of Preventive Medicine, found that 59 percent of men and 41 percent of women smoked, a finding that “shocked everybody,” said the chief author, Jorge Delva of the University of Michigan School of Social Work.

It has long been known that smoking rates are higher among the poor and least educated of all races, but Mr. Delva and other experts said the rates recently found among inner city blacks were surprisingly high, possibly indicating that they were undercounted in broad standard surveys.

For a mix of cultural reasons as well as targeted marketing, menthol cigarettes are particularly favored by blacks: 75 percent of blacks nationwide smoke them, compared with less than 30 percent of whites.

In the 1960s, Kools dominated the market. But Newports, with a lower menthol level that many say feels smoother, and backed by marketing including the green “Newport Pleasure!” posters in nearly every deli and gas station here, have taken a strong lead in many cities.

“All my friends smoke, and they all smoke Newports,” said Collin Mazick, 24, a resident of northeast Baltimore who is studying to become a geriatric nursing assistant.

In recent years, the promotion budgets of major cigarette companies have been disproportionately devoted to menthols, said Gregory N. Connolly, director of tobacco control research at the Harvard School of Public Health. “It appears the industry is targeting the most vulnerable groups through advertising and manipulation of menthol levels,” Mr. Connolly said.

In an e-mailed response to questions, the Lorillard Tobacco Company, maker of Newports, said its marketing was directed at “all adult smokers,” although 51 percent of Newport buyers are blacks.

In Montebello, a tough section of northeast Baltimore, Newports are shared, sometimes for cash by people trying to recoup the cost of a pack.

“Everybody here smokes who can afford it,” said Eddie Johnson, 54, who broke a heroin addiction during a recent jail stay and is now training to be a drug counselor. Mr. Johnson said he smoked 10 to 20 cigarettes a day.

Scientists have not found that menthol cigarettes per se are more dangerous, but they say that menthol may make it easier to start smoking and harder to quit, and that it intensifies the effect of nicotine.

A resident of the Montebello alleys, Antonio Stokes, 39, who was vague about how he made money, agreed. Of the Newport he bummed off a friend the other evening, he said: “It’s worse than crack. They should have a detox center for these things, too.”

Essay 4605


There’s a new blog worth checking out. The banner image is hilarious. The content is equally entertaining and provocative. Click on the essay title above to visit.

Essay 4604


Can’t dad afford to take his son to the ballgame?

Friday, October 19, 2007

Essay 4603


Just Say Nobel with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Winning a Nobel Prize does not prohibit one from being stupid. James Watson (pictured above), who nabbed a Nobel Prize in 1962 for his work with DNA, sparked controversy over comments that appeared in a London newspaper interview. Watson said he’s “inherently gloomy about the prospect of Africa” because “all our social policies are based on the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours—whereas all the testing says not really.” He also hopes everyone is equal, but “people who have to deal with Black employees find this is not true.” Watson was quick to respond to the published remarks and declared, “I am mortified about what has happened. More importantly, I cannot understand how I could have said what I am quoted as having said. … I can certainly understand why people, reading those words, have reacted in the ways they have. To all those who have drawn the inference from my words that Africa, as a continent, is somehow genetically inferior, I can only apologize unreservedly. That is not what I meant. More importantly from my point of view, there is no scientific basis for such a belief.” No, ignorance and racism are more art than science.

• Mickey D’s reported 3Q earnings jumped 27 percent. Meanwhile, a new report shows most people in the U.K. could be obese by 2050, and one in four British adults are currently obese. A McCoincidence?

• Another new U.K. study showed swearing at work can “boost team morale” and develop improved social bonds. So go ahead and call your boss a fucking asshole.

Essay 4602

Essay 4601


No big ideas. Just clichés.

Essay 4600


The final episode of AMC series Mad Men was presented without commercial interruption, which meant the unbearable awfulness only lasted about 50 minutes versus the regular hour.

The show did introduce one new minority: Carla the housekeeper, a Black woman who appears to work for the Draper family. Maybe she’ll get her own spin-off series like Florida of Good Times.

Thursday, October 18, 2007

Essay 4599


It’s like, you know, a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A co-defendant in the latest O.J. Simpson case told police that Simpson instructed his partners to bring guns to the confrontation with sports memorabilia dealers. “O.J. said ‘Hey, just bring some firearms,’” said the co-defendant. “He said … ‘we won’t have to use ‘em, but … just to look tough, you know, so that these people know that, you know, we’re here for business.’” If true, you know, O.J. is, you know, in a shitload, you know, of trouble.

• Barack Obama confirmed that he and Dick Cheney are cousins, and the presidential candidate joked about it during an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. “Yeah. How about that? Yeah. Not kissing cousins…I actually did know. People have been doing these genealogical studies of me, and I’ve got all kinds of rogues in my background, you know. You’re always hoping for, you know, kings and great leaders,” quipped Obama. “The truth is I am OK with it. You know, now I don’t want to be invited to the family hunting party.”

• Isiah Thomas’ lawyers are arguing for an appeal and reduced damages in the scandalous sexual harassment case, showing that Thomas spent less than three hours with Anucha Brown Sanders over the two years they worked together. The lawyers partly insist the short time together would not allow Thomas to create “severe or pervasive” sexual harassment or “establish an unlawful hostile work environment.” Not too sure about that. After all, Thomas was always highly skilled at the fast break and uptempo performances.

Essay 4598


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

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Will politics be hurdle for black ad agency?

R.J. Dale has been a winner for state’s lottery sales

BY MARY MITCHELL, Sun-Times Columnist

If you raise legitimate revenues, win awards and survive inspectors who go over your books with a fine tooth comb, you ought to at least be able to keep doing whatever you’re doing.

Unfortunately, sometimes hard work isn’t always rewarded.

That’s what concerns R.J. Dale, the founder of R.J. Dale Advertising and Public Relations, a highly acclaimed black-owned ad agency that is responsible for energizing the state’s lottery sales.

When a general market agency resigned in 2004 amid rumblings that the lottery agency was targeting African Americans, Dale stepped up. The small ad agency competed against 18 other agencies to secure a multiyear, multimillion-dollar contract.

“Not only did we win the competition, but the margin between the first-place winner and the second-place winner was the highest in the history of the competition. We blew them away,” Dale told me.

Under the contract, Dale’s firm was supposed to serve as the general market advertising firm for two years until June 30, 2006. But the contract included up to three one-year renewal options. Because his company has raised revenues throughout the contract period, Dale had expected to hold onto the deal for the entire renewal term.

“[The state] has made a decision that there will be no fifth year even though they have not yet determined what our performance was in the fourth year,” Dale said. “So the decision seems to be arbitrary. There’s no reason for it.”

A misunderstanding

Katie Ridgway, a spokeswoman for the Illinois Lottery, insists that R.J. Dale’s final option year, which ends in 2009, is not now in jeopardy.

“R.J. Dale is doing a good job, and there’s no plan at this time to end their contract,” she said.

Ridgway chalks up the dispute to a misunderstanding involving new procurement rules put in place after Dale’s contract was awarded. Those rules prohibit the state from awarding a contract that has an option period that is longer than the base contract. In the case of Dale, the contract was awarded for a full two years but contained three one-year options.

Dale said he has been notified by the state’s procurement office that a Request for Proposal for the lottery contract would go out next month.

“I certainly feel it is unfair and it is unwarranted based upon our record of performance,” Dale told me. “We have earned a fifth year connected to the contract.”

Despite increasing lottery sales and winning several prestigious awards for its creativity on the lottery account, in 2005 Dale’s performance under the contract was scrutinized to the point that some observers in the African-American business community called it a high-tech trashing.

Controversy over how Dale handled the $20 million lottery contract faded when a special audit found no evidence that the company misused state funds, despite having inadequate financial records.

To many black business owners, Dale was under special scrutiny primarily because he owned a small ad agency that was given a seat at the table where state contracts are divvied up.

8 percent increase in sales

R.J. Dale Advertising claims to have ushered in the first lottery sales increase (8 percent) in 10 years and increased instant ticket sales by 11 percent. In fiscal year 2005, the Illinois Lottery saw its largest profit ever, contributing a record-breaking $614 million to the Common School Fund.

“It is impractical to have a company perform as we have performed and to cut them off without explanation,” Dale said. “I would think we would be held as one of the bright spots in their contracting process because we have brought revenues.”

Although this dispute is supposedly about Dale’s contract, it really isn’t.

The perception persists that you have to know somebody, or at least know somebody who knows somebody, in order to get a piece of the action in this city and state.

And that is probably true.

But once a person manages to get a foot in the door, he or she is expected to provide taxpayers with quality goods and services.

R.J. Dale is a good example of what a small African-American ad agency can accomplish in a highly competitive market. Hopefully, old-school politics won’t be allowed to shut him, and other firms like his, out of the process.

Essay 4597

Essay 4596


diverse
perspective.

competitive
advantage.

clichéd
advertisement.

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Essay 4595


Talking talk shows in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Sen. Larry Craig told his side of the story to NBC’s Matt Lauer in an interview televised Tuesday. When asked if he knew the toilet stall was a cruising spot, Craig replied, “Not at all. I go to bathrooms to use bathrooms.” Craig also continued his insistence that he’s not gay, professing his devotion to his wife. “I love this woman very, very much,” said Craig. “And the day I found her I fell in love, deeply in love. And that’s lasted—we’re heading toward our 25th anniversary.” Maybe they’ll celebrate by going on a cruise.

• The news of Don Imus’ return to the airwaves inspired talk from the Rev. Al Sharpton, who is asking that Imus’ new bosses meet with the National Association of Black Journalists. “Though no one argues Mr. Imus’ right to make a living, clearly, public-advocacy groups have more than enough reason to be concerned that his return will not return us to the racist and misogynist tirades of the past,” said Sharpton. “Certainly, advertisers who enjoy supporting a broad-based consumer market should be assured that if they resume financial support to the Don Imus show that he will not engage in the kind of rhetoric that led to his demise earlier this year. … It is interesting to us at National Action Network that Imus expressed such contrition … but those that want to employ him want to shun away from any dialogue.” If only Sen. Larry Craig would adopt a similar no-dialogue tactic.

Essay 4594


From The Chicago Tribune…

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Don’t get hung up on nooses in the news

By Clarence Page

Nooses are in the news lately. I’m relieved that no one has been found hanging from any of them.

All that any lamebrain has to do in order to make news, it seems, is to tie a rope into a noose and hang the knotty symbol of segregation-era lynchings in a conspicuous place.

A news database search of “noose” quickly turned up one found recently at a Long Island police station locker room, another in a tree on the University of Maryland campus and another in a black Coast Guard cadet’s bag aboard a cutter. A noose found on the office door of a black professor at Columbia University led to a student-led anti-racism rally, which national news cameras dutifully covered.

Reported noose sightings have risen nationally in the months since nooses dangling from a schoolyard tree raised racial tensions in Jena, La. Or maybe it is just the reports of noose sightings that have risen. Since thousands of demonstrators, including Revs. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, descended on Jena for a highly publicized march in September, news media seem to be running to noose stories like children to a candy truck.

Unfortunately racism is not easily covered by conventional news media these days. Television dramatically conveyed the binary good-versus-evil issues at stake in the fight against segregation in the 1950s and ‘60s. Today’s issues are more complicated and, if anything, better suited to radio, which can provide an insightful theater of the mind when its power is not being hijacked by demagogues.

TV is better equipped to cover sports than civil rights. In sports, players on a level field strive to compete against accepted standards of excellence in front of viewers who share a common base of information. Disputes in sports usually are argued in terms of inches and seconds. Disputes about race are more nuanced and complicated. We don’t have commonly shared rule books. Instead, our knowledge is based on personal experiences that are vastly different.

“This is the first time something like this has happened for our generation,” a University of Louisiana senior who was in Jena told The New York Times. “You always heard about it from history books and relatives. This is a chance to experience it for ourselves.”

Sorry, young man, but I knew the ‘60s. This is not them. Today’s America has come a long way since the segregated bad old days. For that, we can thank the hard-won victories of the civil rights movement. Racism hasn’t disappeared, but it is getting harder to identify, especially when our vision of the future is clouded by old symbols from the past.

Still, the return of the noose to public view and national news should remind us, for example, of what a relic the old knotted rope has become.

Today’s young black males kill more young black males in a year than the Ku Klux Klan killed in its entire history. Historians have documented more than 4,700 lynchings of African-Americans, mostly in the South, between 1882 and 1968. In 2005, the latest full year of FBI statistics, almost 8,000 black Americans were murdered, mostly by other black Americans.

It is an ironic sign of progress that the white knuckleheads who made history by making nooses have been driven into the shadows. They hang nooses, then run and hide. The terror inflicted by our black knuckleheads stays with us.

In black America, today’s debate often is defined as a choice between such iconic figures as Sharpton and actor-turned-activist Bill Cosby. Cosby has co-authored a new book with Alvin F. Poussaint of Harvard University’s Medical School called “Come on People: On the Path from Victims to Victors.” The black community’s most urgent problems, they argue, are rooted in a self-defeating culture of violence and victimhood. Whereas Rev. Al calls on us to reform “the system,” Cos says we need more personal responsibility. That’s a false debate. We obviously need to do both.

We have a personal responsibility to fix the system when and where it is broken. We also need to fix what is broken in our families and communities, whether TV covers it or not. Otherwise we’re hanging a noose around our own necks.

Essay 4593

Essay 4592


Yeah, these folks look excited for sure.

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Essay 4591


Charging forward with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Rapper T.I. will remain in jail until a bail hearing takes place later in the week. He was busted for a gun-related incident on Saturday (see Essay 4587), after his bodyguard allegedly sought to purchase three machineguns and two silencers during an ATF sting. Sounds like a pretty minor offense for the average rap artist.

• Lawyers for Madison Square Garden and Knicks coach Isiah Thomas are preparing to challenge the $11.6 million jury award from the infamous sexual harassment trial. Perhaps these morons should focus their time on challenging the amount of money being paid to the busters on their NBA team.

• Diddy may be facing charges for fighting with another man at a SoHo nightclub last Saturday. The brawl allegedly was over a girlfriend both men have dated. During the battle, Diddy reportedly screamed, “I’ll kill you, punk!” More than likely, he’ll wind up paying the punk.

• It’s official. Don Imus will be back on the air December 1 via WABC Radio. The Rev. Jesse Jackson said he’s hoping Imus “uses the restoration of his public forum to uplift, not to degrade. … We respect his right to return to the airwaves, but the American people that criticized his actions will watch him closely.” Imus should book the Rutgers University women’s basketball team as his first guests.

• Another co-defendant in the latest O.J. Simpson fiasco announced he’ll plead guilty to a reduced charge and testify against Simpson and others. Don Imus is going to be really pissed if the case is over before December 1.

• AOL is cutting 2,000 employees—roughly 20 percent of its workforce—to reduce costs and support its online advertising ventures. Wonder if the axed employees were notified via email.

Essay 4590


From The Chicago Tribune…

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The history of rope

By Leonard Pitts, a syndicated columnist based in Washington: Tribune Media Services

This will be a history of rope.

It strikes me that such a history is desperately needed just now. It seems the travesty in Jena, La., has spawned a ghastly trend. Remember how white students at Jena High placed nooses in a tree last year to communicate antipathy toward their African-American classmates? Now it’s happening all over.

A noose is left for a black workman at a construction site in South Elgin. In Queens, N.Y., a woman brandishes a noose to threaten her black neighbors. A noose is left on the door of a black professor at Columbia University. And that’s just last week. Go back a little further and you have similar incidents at the University of Maryland in College Park, at a police department on Long Island, on a Coast Guard cutter, in a bus maintenance garage in Pittsburgh.

Mark Potok, director of the Intelligence Project of the Southern Poverty Law Center, told USA Today, “For a dozen incidents to come to the public’s attention is a lot. I don’t generally see noose incidents in a typical month. We might hear about a handful in a year.”

The superintendent of schools in Jena famously dismissed the original incident as a “prank.” It was an astonishing response, speaking volumes about the blithe historical ignorance of people who have found it convenient not to peer too closely at the atrocities of the past lest they be accidentally … moved.

But watching this trend unfold, it occurs to me that maybe what we need here is the opposite of ignorance. Maybe what we need is information. Maybe what we need is a history of rope.

A history of rope would have to include, in 1904, Luther Holbert and his wife, who had their fingers chopped off and handed out as souvenirs. Holbert was beaten so badly one of his eyes came out. It hung by a thread. A large corkscrew was used to bore into the couple’s flesh. It tore out big chunks of them each time it was withdrawn. A rope was used to tie them to a tree.

A history of rope would have to include, in 1917, Rufus Moncrief, who was beaten senseless by a mob. They used a saw to cut off his arms and otherwise mutilated him. The mob hanged Moncrief. Then, for good measure, they hanged his dog. Ropes were used for both.

A history of rope would have to include, in 1918, Mary Turner, burned alive in Valdosta, Ga. A man used a hog-splitting knife to slash her swollen stomach. The baby she had carried nearly to term tumbled out and managed two cries before the man crushed its head beneath his heel. A rope was used to tie Turner upside down in a tree.

A history of rope would include thousands of Turners, Moncriefs and Holberts. It would range widely across the geography of this nation and the years of the last two centuries. A history of rope would travel from Cairo, Ill., in 1909 to Ft. Lauderdale in 1935 to Urbana, Ohio, in 1897 to Wrightsville, Ga., in 1903 to Leitchfield, Ky., in 1913 to Newbern, Tenn., in 1902. And beyond.

You might say the country has changed since then, and it has. The problem is, it’s changing again.

It feels as if in recent years we the people have abandoned even the pretense of believing our loftiest ideals. It has become fashionable to decry excessive “political correctness,” deride “diversity,” sneer at the “protected classes.” Code words sanding down hatred’s rough edge. “States’ rights” for the new millennium. And now, out come the nooses. Just a prank, the man says.

Mary Turner would argue otherwise. I find it useful to remember her, useful to be reminded of things we would rather forget. To remember her is to understand that there is no prank here.

A history of rope would drown your conscience in blood.

[Leonard Pitts is a syndicated columnist based in Washington.]

Essay 4589

Essay 4588


A motorcycle for every skin tone.

Monday, October 15, 2007

Essay 4587


Liar, liar in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Sen. Larry Craig announced he’ll file an appeal today in response to a judge nixing his attempt to withdraw the guilty plea in his infamous toilet stall incident. “It is my right to do what I’m doing,” declared Craig. “I’ve already provided for Idaho certainty that Idaho needed—I’m not running for re-election. I’m no longer in the way. I am pursuing my constitutional rights.” Referring to his initial secrecy surrounding the arrest, Craig added, “I didn’t want to embarrass my wife, my kids, Idaho and my friends. … And I wrestled with it a long while. … I should have told my wife. I should have told my kids. And most importantly, I should have told counsel.” It’s somehow fitting that a guy whose career will forever be defined by a toilet stall is so full of shit.

• The lawyer for rapper T.I., who was busted for his alleged involvement in a gun sting (see Essay 4583), insists his client is innocent. “He’s not guilty. There are two sides to every story. We are asking everyone to withhold judgment,” said the lawyer. This guy ought to be working for Sen. Larry Craig.

Essay 4586


It would be great if the advertising industry would go green for one day. No, not green as in showing concern for the environment. Rather, each agency should show concern for their work environment by hiring some green people.

Now please don’t trot out the tired excuses for excluding green people:

“We just don’t get any resumes from green people.”

“Green people aren’t interested in our business.”

“I’m not hiring someone just because they’re green.”

“There are no green people in my area.”

“You green people should work in green agencies.”

“Why should I lower my standards to satisfy a green quota?”

“I’m sick of Jesse Jackson’s green people shakedown tactics.”

Most agency executives grudgingly admit they could improve in the area of green people recruitment. The typical Madison Avenue shop is quick to list Black security personnel and Latino janitors as officers of the company in the hopes of fooling New York City’s Commission on Human Rights. Yet there is little attempt to conceal the appalling lack of green people on agency rosters. The blatant bias and exclusivity must end.

For those who whine that there are too few green people available, MultiCultClassics presents a cornucopia of qualified candidates.


The Jolly Green Giant has actually been involved in the advertising business for decades. Making a transition to the agency side would be natural. Of course, Mad Ave executives might discriminate based on his age—plus, the fact that he’d require an enormous cubicle.


The Geico Gecko is another insider worth tapping. His foreign accent makes him highly attractive to Mad Ave shops seeking global mystique.


Mr. Mucus of Mucinex fame is disgusting and slimy—satisfying the key criteria for account directors.


Yoda exhibits the smarts to make a brilliant strategist and planner.


The Green Hornet has the right wardrobe. And his sidekick Kato boosts your Asian quota.


Hit the diversity jackpot with She-Hulk. She’s green and a woman.


The Green Lantern is even better. He’s green and he’s Black.

As one can clearly see, there are plenty of green people capable and ready to join the ranks on Madison Avenue. For that matter, there’s an abundance of other minorities too. It just takes a little creativity to identify them.

Essay 4585

Essay 4584


The depicted group is probably reviewing the employee roster to discover they’re the only minorities in the entire corporation.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Essay 4583


Fame is a four-letter word in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Sen. Larry Craig was inducted into the Idaho Hall of Fame on Saturday. “I hope in a very sincere way that the attention that’s been brought to me has not lessened the honor you receive,” said Craig, addressing the other event honorees. The senator, referring to a Brad Pitt quote that stated, “Fame’s a bitch, man,” later remarked, “My fame of the last month, I would liken to the definition Brad Pitt gave it.” Craig also probably hopes to someday meet Pitt in a toilet stall.

• Rapper T.I. was arrested in a weapons sting after his bodyguard allegedly sought to purchase machine guns and silencers from an undercover ATF agent. The bodyguard said he was buying the stuff for T.I., who was busted mere hours before a scheduled performance at the BET Hip-Hop Awards. Guess no awards show is complete without the threat of firearms.

• The success of Major League Baseball’s Cleveland Indians has brought new protests over the team’s Chief Wahoo mascot from the region’s American Indian community. “War bonnets. Face paint. Feathers galore. It’s really being thrown in our faces right now. … There’s a lot of native people in this community who like baseball. Unfortunately, we really can’t enjoy the game like everybody else,” said the chairman of the Committee of 500 Years of Dignity and Resistance, a local indigenous-rights group. The founder and director of the American Indian Education Center of Cleveland added, “If you called the team the Cleveland Negroes, the Cleveland Jews, you would have a problem. But it’s OK to say Cleveland Indians? No, it’s not. It dehumanizes us.” A team spokesman responded, “We believe it’s an individual perspective issue. When people look at our logo, they think baseball.” And when they think baseball, they likely think historical exclusivity, insensitivity and racism.

• A new government report indicated 7 percent of full-time U.S. workers battled depression in the past year. The highest depression rates were reported at 11 percent among personal-care workers. Coming in second at 10.3 percent were people who prepare and serve food. This could explain the sour demeanors of most Mickey D’s employees.

Essay 4582


Dynamic CPG Culture? Now there’s an irresistible incentive.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Essay 4581


A busload of bullshit in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Foxy Brown pulled a Rosa Parks on Friday, refusing to get on a Rikers Island bus for a court date in Brooklyn. A prosecutor in the case said, “She wanted to have an opportunity to change her clothes and put on makeup and be a bit more prettied up for court.” Things could get ugly, as the definitely irate judge rescheduled the arraignment for next Tuesday.

• The former Duke University men’s lacrosse coach has also launched a lawsuit against the school, although this filing stems from a financial settlement he made with the school earlier in the year. The ex-coach feels the university broke the terms of the confidential agreement when an official made disparaging remarks about him. By the time all the lawsuits are finished, this may be the team’s most profitable season ever.

Essay 4580


WaMu Free Checking™ makes you want to throw your kid against a wall.

Essay 4579


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

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Is ‘happiness gap’ feminism’s dirty little secret?

NO | Women need to cut themselves some slack

By ANDREA SARVADY

Bad news this month for women, experts at trying to be all things to all people: You’re flunking Self-Esteem 101. Two separate research studies, by economists from Princeton University and the University of Pennsylvania, reveal a troubling fact: Men are happier than they were 30 years ago, while women are less satisfied. Thus, the “happiness gap” is christened.

Hear that crunch in the forest? It’s right-wing pundits gathering kindling to burn the women’s movement at the stake. After all, what else could be to blame for our discontent?

Yet if we can grab the matches away from the anti-feminist brigade -- ironically, filled with women whose big careers and supportive mates are byproducts of the movement – we’ll understand the true complexities that face us.

It’s telling that the Pennsylvania study showed increased dissatisfaction across the board for women, regardless of marital or work status, age or income. Also revealing is data showing that kids get happier at equal rates -- until young women approach adulthood.

Why? Though the study considers fallout from the women’s movement as a possible factor, more theories point to the anxiety that comes from multi-tasking ourselves into the ground. Unlike men, we can’t seem to let go of putting everyone and everything on our to-do lists, even as those lists grow longer than our commutes and carpool routes.

Yet men report having fewer unpleasant tasks each week, even as they’ve increased their domestic loads to accommodate working wives. So much for the old hue and cry that equality demanded female gains at the expense of men.

Feminism is also hardly to blame for the surge in plastic surgery and persistence of Martha Stewart mania. It’s more that, in this fast-paced world, we view every new idea as a royal command -- and we’re the queens, commanding ourselves. Limiting our career options won’t increase happiness; lowering our stratospheric standards just might. After all, choice is what we fought for, but it never meant choose everything. So add up your accomplishments, cut yourself some slack, and learn to say “no,” ladies. Your very happiness is at stake. Don’t send it up in flames.

[Andrea Sarvady is a writer and educator specializing in counseling and a married mother of three.]

YES | Movement pushed Superwoman

By SHAUNTI FELDHAHN

The reason women feel so pressured isn’t because the choices exist but because feminism told us we should seize them all. Feminism wasn’t just about equality for women, but about pushing the Superwoman addiction. But as all frazzled Superwomen know, that’s a recipe for nervous breakdown -- or for years of regret down the road.

I was blessed with a college-graduate mom who chose to be a domestic engineer. But in the 1970s, she was ridiculed so much for her stay-at-home status that she dreaded even talking about it and risking hearing condescending women say, “That’s all you do?”

However, I’m sure my mother is far more happy -- not less -- for her choice to wait on her nursing career until her children were older instead of trying to have it all, all at once.

Carrie Lukas, vice president of policy at the Independent Women’s Forum and author of The Politically Incorrect Guide to Women, Sex and Feminism, shared in an interview how hurtful feminist messages can be to women’s happiness. For example, she found feminist literature tended to “only focus on the negative problems of marriage, which contributes to the idea that marriage is disposable. But married women in general are much happier.”

One of feminism’s biggest and most devastating myths is that you can “have it all.” But as Lukas also pointed out: “Having choices doesn’t mean you don’t have to make a choice. There are going to be sacrifices no matter what choice you make.”

I agree it’s significant that the “happiness gap” study found increased dissatisfaction for women across the board -- but for a very different reason. Most women have a deep desire for someone with whom to share their life, to have children and watch them grow. There’s nothing wrong with seizing our modern workplace opportunities. But if a woman pursues those opportunities at the expense of her personal desires and then finds that she’s lonely, past child-bearing age or has missed the key moments in her children’s lives, why wouldn’t she have regrets?

I believe women would be far happier if feminism had been content with just pressing for equality for women -- and hadn’t made my last paragraph so politically incorrect.

[Shaunti Feldhahn is a conservative Christian author and speaker, and married mother of two children.]

Friday, October 12, 2007

Essay 4578

Taking out the trash in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Snoop Dogg will be collecting trash and scrubbing toilets at a park in Orange County as part of his community service sentence stemming from a plea agreement. The artist knowingly had an illegal weapon in his luggage at a California airport last year (see Essay 4487). He also agreed to donate $10,000 to a children’s charity organization. The park name remains undisclosed to avoid creating a media circus. Right. Look for the secret location to be revealed via the Web within the next two seconds.

• Ann Coulter made anti-Semitic remarks, saying that Jews needed to be “perfected.” The comments coincide with the release of her latest book. Looks like Coulter has perfected the art of hyping her own garbage.

Essay 4577

Essay 4576


This concept is so poor, someone ought to take up a collection.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Essay 4575


As AMC series Mad Men painfully grinds to its conclusion, the show is making extra references to minorities.

A flashback sequence involving Don Draper/Dick Whitman in the Korean War featured a Black soldier.

Peggy Olson had money stolen from her locker, and she reported the theft to building security. Guess who was blamed and fired for the crime? The Black elevator attendant (whose name was revealed as Sonny) and the Black janitor.

Look for the Black cafeteria worker to be terminated in the finale.

Essay 4574


Came across the USA TODAY article below. It’s over a year old, but still worth re-reading…

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N.Y. ad agencies vow to address lack of diversity

By Theresa Howard, USA TODAY

NEW YORK — Jimmy Smith is at the top of his game.

His work as executive creative director at ad agency BBDO includes the launch ad for Motorola’s Rokr phone and iTunes player that shows musicians including Madonna and Bootsy Collins cramming into a phone booth. Among his ads earlier at Wieden & Kennedy was the iconic Nike Freestyle ad in which NBA players bounce a basketball to a hip-hop beat.

But after more than 20 years in the business, Smith, 44, remains one of a handful of African-Americans in top advertising jobs.

Complaints about this lack of senior minorities led New York City’s Commission on Human Rights to begin a probe of the industry 18 months ago. The city is seen as the capital of advertising, with more than 46,000 employed in the industry.

The commission found that of 8,000 workers at the 16 agencies targeted, 22% make more than $100,000 a year — but only 2.5% of those high-earners are black.

The commission this summer subpoenaed the agencies to explain at hearings that were set for Monday, the start of the Advertising Week annual industry gathering here.

The potentially embarrassing hearings were called off only after the agencies signed agreements in recent weeks to boost minority hiring over three years. One company, Omnicom, also committed $2.5 million over five years to a plan of its own that includes an ad curriculum at a New York City college.

Trade group to back efforts

The agreements are “a decision the agencies made, and it’s the right way to go,” says Wally Snyder, CEO of the American Advertising Federation (AAF) trade group. “We’re about to turn our attention to helping agencies with retention and mentoring. … I think we can really accomplish something.”

The face-off, however, remains part of the backdrop for the AAF’s annual diversity awards today at Ad Week. BBDO, owned by Omnicom, will be named Agency Corporate Leader in Diversity Achievement.

Smith says he supports the commission’s move to force faster results: “Absolutely, you’ve got to have somebody step in.”

At the offices here of BBDO, Smith recalls his first job hunt in 1984. The Muskegon, Mich., native got a phone call from Warren, Mich., agency Campbell-Ewald. He says the agency “loved” his portfolio and wanted him to interview the next day for a creative position.

He got up at 4 a.m. to drive across the state to meet his would-be boss. He never got past the human resources office — he believes because they weren’t expecting him to be black. “That’s when I realized this was going to be a little more difficult than I thought.”

“We were dismayed to hear Mr. Smith’s story,” says Mark Benner, a spokesman for Campbell-Ewald, now owned by the giant Interpublic Group (IPG). “It does not represent who we are as a company.”

Diversity “is a significant priority for Campbell-Ewald,” he says.

In 1985, Smith landed a job at Burrell, a top agency specializing in marketing to blacks.

Looking for his break

It was more difficult again in the 1990s. Smith was working at multicultural ad specialist Muse Cordero & Chen in Los Angeles (now Muse Communications). Nike was concerned about its image among African-Americans as basketball shoes became more important.

Smith, who has a passion for basketball, had high hopes that good work for Nike at Muse would get him noticed by Nike’s much larger general market agency, Portland, Ore.-based Wieden & Kennedy. But he says that in 1994, principal Dan Wieden pulled back on hiring him. Smith wrote Wieden a five-page letter questioning whether the reason was that he’d have been the agency’s first black copy writer.

“I hesitated about hiring him, but not because he was black,” Wieden says. “I wasn’t convinced that his (portfolio) was up to snuff. I was trying to be nice, and we had a bunch of conversations. But he took me to task with a letter that was so well-written. We hired him on the basis of an angry letter rather than on the basis of his book.”

More progress needed

Since then, however, Wieden says the agency has boosted minority hiring, but not enough. “I will not stand here and try to make excuses for the number of African-Americans we’ve hired. It’s pathetic. There’s a lot more we can do.”

Other ad agencies trying improve minority hiring and promotions include IPG. Three years ago, it named Heide Gardner as diversity director to lead minority recruiting and retention for its agencies, including giants McCann-Erickson and DraftFCB.

Now, the seven-page agreements signed by agencies in New York should boost such efforts. They include annual progress reports to the city and fines of up to $250,000 for failing to meet goals.

Such incentives were not in place when Doug Alligood, an advertising major in college, was doing various jobs at a Detroit radio station. Then the Pepsi bottler pressured the station to have more blacks selling ads full-time. “It was 1962, in Detroit, and there was no black salesperson.”

Still, “I didn’t want to be a good black ad man. I wanted to be a good ad man,” Alligood says.

Today, Alligood, 72, is BBDO’s senior vice president of special markets. He researches media consumption in the African-American, Hispanic, Asian and senior markets.

Like Smith, he welcomes the commission’s actions. “Sometimes, you have to jumble things up to see how wrong you’ve been.”

But he says good consumer marketing transcends differences.

“Advertising has nothing to do with race, culture or ethnicity,” says Alligood. “You just have to give consumers enough information to get them to buy your product.”

Essay 4573


Change of heart in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Bobby Brown and his lawyer can’t agree if the singer had a heart attack. The lawyer told folks, “[Tuesday] morning they did diagnose him as suffering from a mild heart attack … they attributed to stress and diet.” But on Wednesday, Brown was denying the ailments. “None of it’s true,” insisted Brown. “I went in for a checkup. The doc gave me a clean bill of health. … I did go to the hospital … to just get a checkup, get everything tested out so that I could go on this tour, and everything is fine. … I don’t know where the heart attack thing came from. I got my heart and everything checked out earlier this morning, and I’m just fine.” Brown’s real life continues to be more bizarre than his reality TV series life.

• The U.S. Army has been lowering its standards for recruits, increasing the number of approved applicants with criminal records and lacking diplomas. In the last year, over 11 percent of recruits needed “character” waivers because of criminal problems, up from 7.9 percent in the previous year. “That’s a pretty tough standard,” said the undersecretary of defense for personnel and readiness. “Not to be cheeky about this, but [if] we apply that standard to our legislative overseers, a significant fraction would need waivers to join the United States military.” Which means Sen. Larry Craig has a new career option with the army.

• A new study showed big Los Angeles law firms have lousy records regarding diversity. Almost all of the 17 firms studied reported having three or fewer Black, Latino or Asian partners (In L.A., Blacks account for 9.7 percent of the population; Latinos account for 46.8 percent; Asians account for 14.6 percent). The firms even scored poorly in the female partners category, with the highest number for one firm at 27.7 percent. The good news: The firms still do significantly better than Madison Avenue advertising agencies.

Essay 4572

Essay 4571


This is one subtle Black-targeted ad.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Essay 4570


Bet this headline made the account people nervosa.

Essay 4569


Merging stupidity and ignorance in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Coors and Miller have merged their breweries in to better compete with Budweiser. Hmmm. The two brands with the most contrived and corny advertising hope to knock down the King of Beers. Wonder what these folks have been drinking.

• An arbitrator ruled NFL quarterback Michael Vick must give back $20 million in bonus loot to the Atlanta Falcons. The Falcons argued the disgraced athlete violated his contract by his involvement in illegal dogfighting; plus, he used money from his contract to finance the illegal activities. Heaven forbid the team should also investigate all the money fans pour into fantasy football pools and gambling.

• A student in Nashville, Tennessee, is suing her high school after she was banned from wearing a t-shirt supporting the Jena 6. An assistant principal had stopped the student from entering the school wearing the shirt because it could “cause a problem.” Guess the assistant principal was right about that.

Essay 4568

Essay 4567


Your Car. Your Crew. Your King. Your Crap.

Essay 4566


From The Los Angeles Times…

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Group accuses Unilever of ad hypocrisy

The firm runs one ad campaign that praises women and another that degrades them, a consumer coalition says.

By Alana Semuels, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer

A consumer group accused Unilever of hypocrisy Tuesday for running conflicting advertising campaigns -- one for Dove that praises women and their natural beauty and one for Axe that the group said “blatantly objectifies and degrades” them.

The Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood launched a letter-writing effort on its website and demanded that the company pull ads for the Axe line of grooming products for men, which one online pitch says makes “nice girls turn naughty.”

Unilever shouldn’t be commended for Dove’s “Campaign for Real Beauty” while promoting products with a starkly different message, said Susan Linn, the consumer group’s director and an instructor in psychiatry at Harvard Medical School.

“The campaign says they’re going to help girls to resist a toxic marketing environment but they’re creating that environment as well,” Linn said.

Unilever spokeswoman Anita Larson said the Axe ads were clearly spoofs.

The Dove campaign is serious, she said, and “dedicated to making women feel more beautiful.”

“Each brand effort is tailored to reflect the unique interests and needs of its audience,” she said.

The owner of dozens of food, home care and beauty brands, Unilever has had success with both its Dove and Axe promotional campaigns.

Advertisements for each have won awards but take different approaches.

Kelly O’Keefe, a professor at the Virginia Commonwealth University AdCenter, said Unilever was “playing with fire” if it was thinking that the divergence “wouldn’t be picked up on at some point.”

“When you take a stance,” as Dove has with its anti-beauty industry marketing, “it does raise the game,” O’Keefe said.

A recent Axe TV ad showed a young woman who, spotting a man wearing Axe body spray in a grocery store, shoved a wheelchair out of her way to get close to him, gyrating and singing “bom chicka wah wah.”

That and similar advertisements spawned a music video in which lingerie-clad pole-dancing women sing about “skimpy thongs.”

The Axe line’s U.S. website says that women turn into “lust-crazed vixens” around men wearing Axe, whose fragrance “acts upon the female libido and stimulates the clothing-removal section of the female brain.” The company recently hired comedian David Spade to help make “The World’s Dirtiest Film,” a collection of clips sent in by young men who are encouraged to engage in “dirty sexy fun” so they can wash it away with Axe Shower Gel.

Dove’s “Campaign for Real Beauty” has been extolled by women’s groups and the advertising industry for its message that the beauty industry sets unrealistic standards for women. The company runs the Dove Self-Esteem Fund, a nonprofit that seeks to educate girls about a “wider definition of beauty.”

An award-winning Dove video from 2006, “Evolution,” traced the transformation of an ordinary woman with blemishes into a billboard beauty, communicating that even supermodels don't really look like supermodels.

Last week, Dove released “Onslaught,” a video juxtaposing images of young girls walking to school with shots of thin models in beauty magazines and TV ads telling women how to slim down or become prettier. The video, released on the Internet, ends with the line “talk to your daughter before the beauty industry does.”

The Campaign for a Commercial-Free Childhood, affiliated with Harvard University, is a coalition of healthcare professionals and advocacy groups.

On its website, it asks people to send Unilever a form e-mail or letter urging the company to “end your sexist and degrading advertising for Axe grooming products.”

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

Essay 4565


Driven to drink in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A new Israeli wine targeting American Christians presents images of Jesus on the label. The Grapes of Galilee claims to be made from grapes originating in the place where Jesus allegedly lived, with water from the Jordan River. Actually, it would be more impressive if the product were bottled water that turns into wine.

• The Second Coming of Don Imus is scheduled for December 1, when the fired shock jock will reportedly join WABC. Jesus Christ.

Essay 4564


Sprinting through a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Marion Jones, who finally admitted to taking steroids, relinquished the five gold medals she received at the 2000 Olympics. Now the International Olympic Committee has to figure out the true standings from the events. “The IOC wants to move forward as quickly as possible in getting the facts and sorting out all the issues,” said a spokeswoman. If they want to move forward as quickly as possible, perhaps they should ask Jones for some performance-enhancing… um, never mind.

• No amount of steroids could help the performance of Sprint CEO Gary Forsee, who stepped down yesterday from his leadership position. Looks like the company decided to sprint ahead without him.

Essay 4563

Essay 4562


Guess you could say divas go with the flow.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Essay 4561


The Advertising Age interview with retiring AAF president-CEO Wally Snyder (see Essay 4556) warrants a few responses, particularly regarding the comments on multicultural marketing and diversity. First, let’s review the excerpt…

Ad Age: Over the course of your time at the AAF, what is your proudest achievement?

Mr. Snyder: The one thing I am most proud of is what we’ve accomplished in multicultural marketing and diversity. We started about 15 years ago when I think there wasn’t a real appreciation of the benefits of reaching different cultures in advertising. We have three programs that I think really stand out. The Most Promising Minority Students program, where we have brought talented students of color to the industry; over the last 12 years we’ve been doing the program, 70% of them are still in the business and making a contribution. Also, our Mosaic Awards have really recognized the companies and individuals that have contributed successfully in this area of multicultural marketing, so that’s a real accomplishment. And we put together a task force of leading clients like Procter & Gamble and Johnson & Johnson. … [T]ogether over the years they came up with the multicultural guidelines for advertising.

Ad Age: How would you estimate the pace of progress when it comes to minority representation in the industry?

Mr. Snyder: The progress can be measured in the fact that first, clients understood the importance of multicultural advertising, but have moved beyond that to know how to effectively do that. The other progress is that in order to do it effectively, we’ve all learned that we [have] to surround ourselves with diversity, and I think there is a real effort now to hire minority professionals. Having said all that, I think we have a long way to go.

Snyder said, “We started about 15 years ago when I think there wasn’t a real appreciation of the benefits of reaching different cultures in advertising.” Wow. The leading multicultural advertising agencies launched in the 1970s and 1980s. Is Snyder implying these shops toiled for decades without being appreciated? Then again, it could be argued that minority shops continue to be unappreciated.

The Mosaic Awards, according to Snyder, have “really recognized the companies and individuals that have contributed successfully in this area of multicultural marketing.” Wonder how many non-minority adpeople have ever heard of these awards.

As for “the multicultural guidelines for advertising,” also known as the Mosaic Principles and Practical Guidelines, well, you be the judge. Click on the essay title above to download the document. The objectives and strategies make total sense. But is anyone following, enforcing or even acknowledging it all? The value of this minority manifesto is diminished if it remains a dream deferred and unread.

Snyder exhibits his experience as a lawyer and huckster in answering the second question. Everyone is welcome to try deciphering the statements. If the industry has made progress by recognizing “we’ve all learned that we [have] to surround ourselves with diversity,” why does the issue remain a major problem? The only time it’s seriously addressed is when Madison Avenue is faced with the threat of legal action from organizations like the New York City Commission on Human Rights. Snyder admits, “I think we have a long way to go.”

You think?

Essay 4560


The winners of the 2007 ADCOLOR™ Awards have been posted—click on the essay title above to view the honorees.

The committee even decided to create a new category to salute Earvin “Magic” Johnson Jr.

OK, technically, Magic has accomplished a lot of positive deeds. But surely Michael Jordan deserved the trophy ahead of Magic. Jordan’s got more championship rings. Plus, his work for Hanes® underwear continues to set the standard for multicultural marketing.

Congratulations to all the winners. And better luck next year, Michael.

Essay 4559


Garden variety news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• There’s a new bias lawsuit looming against Madison Square Garden, although this one doesn’t involve the New York Knicks and Isiah Thomas. Two Black women who worked as security supervisors charge that Garden honcho James Dolan is running a “boy’s club,” where they were denied promotions while young White interns who had sex with bosses advanced. Wonder what Thomas would have to say about these women and their accusations.

• Snoop Dogg felt humbled after being recognized at VH1’s fourth annual Hip Hop Honors. “These are guys that I grew up wanting to be like and learning their words and dreaming and hoping and wishing, and now they know who I am and they respect me and they say that my work has put me in the position that I can be commended—it’s unbelievable, I can’t believe it,” said the artist, noting the others who saluted him. “This is the best thing for us to happen for hip-hop, it’s positive. … These awards shows—never no violence it’s never negative, never anything in the media the wrong way, it’s always a great celebration of music and the artists and what they did.” Makes you want to go out and shoot a gun to celebrate.

Essay 4558

Essay 4557


Repositioning the talent can reposition the message.

Essay 4556


From AdAge.com, an interview with outgoing AAF president-CEO Wally Snyder. Check out his perspectives on diversity…

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AAF’s Snyder Has a Few Thoughts for His Successor

Ad Group’s Retiring CEO Talks Diversity, Fragmentation and Ethics

By Rupal Parekh

NEW YORK -- The American Advertising Federation’s president-CEO, Wally Snyder, came to the Washington-based trade group in the fall of 1985 after a career as a trial attorney and adviser to the Federal Trade Commission on advertising issues. In 1990, he was promoted from senior VP-government relations to executive VP-government, and took on the role of president-CEO two years later.

After a tremendous 15-year run at the helm of the AAF, during which time Mr. Snyder spearheaded numerous diversity- and ethics-related industry initiatives and testified before state and federal lawmakers on key industry issues and helped grow the organization’s membership to 50,000, he’s getting ready to pass the torch.

Ad Age: Do you plan to remain active and involved in the industry?

Wally Snyder: Yes. It’s a great industry. I really want to stay involved in advertising, particularly public-policy issues surrounding advertising. The one I will really focus on is advertising ethics–I’ve written in the area, and I want to continue to lecture in this area.

Ad Age: Over the course of your time at the AAF, what is your proudest achievement?

Mr. Snyder: The one thing I am most proud of is what we’ve accomplished in multicultural marketing and diversity. We started about 15 years ago when I think there wasn’t a real appreciation of the benefits of reaching different cultures in advertising. We have three programs that I think really stand out. The Most Promising Minority Students program, where we have brought talented students of color to the industry; over the last 12 years we’ve been doing the program, 70% of them are still in the business and making a contribution. Also, our Mosaic Awards have really recognized the companies and individuals that have contributed successfully in this area of multicultural marketing, so that’s a real accomplishment. And we put together a task force of leading clients like Procter & Gamble and Johnson & Johnson. … [T]ogether over the years they came up with the multicultural guidelines for advertising.

Ad Age: How would you estimate the pace of progress when it comes to minority representation in the industry?

Mr. Snyder: The progress can be measured in the fact that first, clients understood the importance of multicultural advertising, but have moved beyond that to know how to effectively do that. The other progress is that in order to do it effectively, we’ve all learned that we to surround ourselves with diversity, and I think there is a real effort now to hire minority professionals. Having said all that, I think we have a long way to go.

Ad Age: Going forward, what do you see as being the biggest challenge to this industry?

Mr. Snyder: This industry has changed more in the past two years than the previous 15, and is changing rapidly. All of the new digital opportunities to reach consumers are really important, and the first thing we have to continue to work on is building principles and plans that give clients opportunities to use all of these different [mediums]. The opportunity to connect the American advertising industry and our players with the global industry is a big challenge. We are going to be aided in that by our online capabilities. It’s ironic that as the world is getting smaller because of digital communication, we are becoming more fragmented as an industry. There is a need for the AAF to continually connect all of the facets of the business.

Ad Age: There are so many associations now, to some degree isn’t that fragmenting for the industry?

Mr. Snyder: Over my career, I’ve seen people only belonging to those associations where they get bottom-line benefits. The AAF pulls everybody together. I have never sold against the other associations, because we are all needed, but the special duty AAF has is to pull all the players together at one table. The only way to solve industrywide issues is to bring everyone together. AAF has proven itself by taking on the really tough issues. The AAF’s role is to make sure that everybody is participating in the decision making.

Ad Age: What advice would you give to your successor?

Mr. Snyder: The principal advice is it’s very important to be open and positive … and certainly to look to all of the opportunities we have to connect our members. I want my successor to be really knowledge-based in the advertising profession and in public policy, and certainly very energetic. I, along with the leadership of the AAF, are calling on people to apply. We’ve had a lot of people express interest and have applications already. We’re going to have a lot of great candidates.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

Essay 4555


Turning the other butt cheek in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Next week, Sen. Larry Craig will be inducted into the Idaho Hall of Fame. “Larry Craig has made a great contribution to Idaho over the period of 20-some years. At the time it was considered, this other matter had not come up,” said the Hall of Fame Association’s chairman. Craig has already been unofficially inducted into the Stall of Fame.

• The attempt to return fired shock jock Don Imus to the airwaves continued, with the chief executive of the media company rumored to be courting Imus speaking out in his defense. “He did something wrong,” said the chief executive of Citadel Broadcasting. “He didn’t break the law. He’s more than paid the price for what he did. I think he should be evaluated by what he does going forward.” In other words, the contract’s almost signed.

• Isiah Thomas spoke with the Rev. Al Sharpton to defend himself against the accusations surrounding his “bitch” commentary, and Sharpton is backing off on the boycott threats (see Essay 4549). Thomas argued the comments were spliced together from a seven-hour deposition tape to create misleading results. “I give him the benefit of the doubt,” said Sharpton. “It would seem like an easy thing for his lawyers to say he unequivocally didn’t say that.” Yeah, let’s look to the lawyers for the truth.

• Rapper Lil Wayne was busted in Boise, stemming from a felony fugitive charge after Georgia police suspected the hip-hop star of possessing a controlled substance. The arrest prohibited the rapper from making a Saturday night performance, resulting in irate fans bombarding the police with complaints. “Every other phone call that we’ve picked up have been about him—people who have tickets wanting to know where his concert will be, people calling to see if it’s true that he’s incarcerated,” said a deputy. It’s starting to seem like arresting rappers is more trouble than it’s worth.

Essay 4554


Adweek presented the fluff piece above, spotlighting White admen sharing their philosophies and strategies for recruiting talent. Of course, there’s zero mention of seeking diversity. In fact, Jeff Goodby said, “We’ve gotten to the point where it feels like all the great people are working either for us or our good friends.” Exclusivity has its privileges. Goodby’s creative recruiter claims to hunt for candidates in nontraditional places like comedy clubs. Gee, what a totally original idea. Adpeople never search for fresh bodies at comedy clubs. “After seeing his Borat-like performances, I knew he was a great writer and would be incredible with clients,” said the Goodby recruiter about a recent hire. Can’t think of a better way to embrace diversity than with a Borat impersonator. However, the agency did bring on a rapper-comedian who calls himself Jelly Donut. davidandgoliath principal David Angelo remarked, “We challenge everyone to look at things differently and that includes how we go about finding fresh creative talent.” Yeah, right.

Essay 4553


Wonder if the English-only fanatics would find this concept offensive.

Essay 4552


From The Chicago Tribune…

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WHY POLICE BOTHER IS ANOTHER MATTER

Craig was talking the talk

By Rex Wockner

Even though a judge ruled last week that Sen. Larry Craig cannot withdraw his guilty plea stemming from a Minneapolis airport sex sting operation, the Idaho Republican says he has changed his mind about resigning from Congress.

Which raises the question: What will it take to make this guy go away? Here we are six weeks after Craig’s arrest became public, and the story just will not die. This is intolerable -- even for gay folks like me. I can only imagine how straight people must feel.

So, if you don’t mind terribly, I’d like to do my part to help kill this story off, put it out of its misery, make it go away forever. This will require a bit of setup, and I’ll have to spoon-feed some straight readers some gay secrets.

The most amazing thing for me is that Craig still insists he wasn’t “cruising,” which is gay lingo for looking for partners in men’s rooms, forest preserves, rest areas and the like (remember George Michael? Wham!), or even just while walking down the street or shopping at Jewel.

Assuming the airport police report is accurate, and by ruling against Craig on Thursday that is exactly what a Minnesota judge did, the insurmountable problem with Craig’s insistence is this: We know better.

There are millions of gay men in the U.S. who, like me, came out in a less-enlightened era when we didn’t have much choice but to learn about restroom cruising. There were few other ways to find each other. Some of us weren’t so much looking for “public” sex as we were just looking to meet. But regardless of our motivation, we all -- millions of us -- have one thing in common: We learned, and we can still speak, the secret language that the police report says Craig spoke fluently in a men’s room at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport.

I learned this non-verbal language in 1984 at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. Let me be your translator.

The police report says Craig entered the men’s room and began peering through the door crack into the undercover cop’s stall. The report says Craig did this for two minutes. That is how bathroom cruisers often begin their dance.

The police report says Craig then sat down on the toilet in an adjacent stall, “tapped his toes” several times and moved his foot closer to the officer’s stall. The cop responded by moving his foot “up and down slowly.” Craig then slid his foot into the adjacent stall, and the two men’s shoes “touched.” This, gentle readers, is more than a textbook example of how bathroom cruisers communicate that they’re there to hook up rather than use the facilities. (Ordinarily, you don’t bump feet; usually, the slow up-and-down movement of toes is sufficient.)

The police report says Craig then slowly swiped his hand, palm upward, along the bottom of the stall divider with his fingers protruding into the policeman’s stall. It says he did this three times.

This gesture has a precise meaning that is universally understood in the cruising scene. It means: “Come closer to the wall so I can touch you.”

If you’re skeptical, you should know that the Minneapolis airport is extending the stall dividers farther down toward the floor.

So the bottom line: Larry Craig evidently was cruising. The only way he wasn’t cruising is if the perfectly detailed police report is a total fabrication, or if by magical coincidence all his many moves flawlessly mimicked the intricate choreography of the men’s-room mating dance.

You can make your own call on that. Audio of the post-arrest argument between Craig and the flabbergasted arresting officer is online. Go to tiny url.com/32h68z and scroll down to “MSNBC audio” in the right column.

Meanwhile, there is at least one other element that has kept this story alive -- the growing consensus among opinion writers, straight and gay, that Craig was entrapped by a police department that should have better ways to use its officers.

After all, it’s not as if men’s-room sex shenanigans are actually “public.” Cruisers go to great lengths to keep from getting caught. Bathrooms that become “tearooms” (gay lingo for cruising bathrooms) are chosen because they’re safe for such activity. Many such bathrooms, for example, are L-shaped, or have two layers of doors at the entrance. Why is this relevant? It means that if you’re using the men’s room as a tearoom, you can hear someone entering the bathroom before the person gets close enough to detect the shenanigans. In most tearooms, cruisers have time to get back in proper position after realizing that someone is heading in.

I agree that Larry Craig was, at minimum, enticed. It takes two to tango. If the cop hadn’t been sitting there peering back and playing footsie, Craig probably wouldn’t have made the come-hither finger gesture. Instead, he likely would have left frustrated, caught his next flight and returned to the Senate to continue his 100 percent anti-gay voting record.

In the wake of Craig’s inane drama, it seems obvious we should urge police departments to find better ways to spend our money. The era of what the British call “pretty policemen” entrapping horny men in toilets is long gone in Western Europe, and it should be relegated to the history books here too. Tearoom hanky-panky is a victimless “crime” that is only visible to those who are looking to find it.

In the end (if this story ever ends), Larry Craig may never come out. He even went so far as to engage in a bizarre, doomed effort to undo his guilty plea. I sort of hope he doesn’t come out. He’s hardly a role model for gay men, bisexual men or even straight men who sometimes have sex with men.

But if the police report is accurate, there are millions of such men in America who know the truth because we’re fluent in tearoom communication. And, if the report is accurate, you now know the truth too.

[Veteran journalist Rex Wockner writes for the Windy City Times and numerous other gay publications.]

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Essay 4551


Gee, this Adweek editorial isn’t too sobering…

Essay 4550


From The Chicago Tribune…

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Doubting Isiah Thomas’ defense

By Clarence Page

As the steamy story of Isiah Thomas’ sexual harassment suit unfolded, I could not help but wonder what his mother would think.

The first time I really paid attention to the retired NBA star and current New York Knicks coach was back in 1989 when his mother’s life story was dramatized in an NBC-TV movie, “A Mother’s Courage: The Mary Thomas Story.”

Alfre Woodard depicted the feisty mom who raised her children alone on Chicago’s West Side after separating from her husband. When the Vice Lords street gang came to recruit her sons, she memorably greeted the gang-bangers with a shotgun and a threat to blow their sorry selves across the nearby expressway.

“First off, you have to keep an eye on your children,” she said in a 1990 Ebony magazine article on how to save inner-city children from gangs. “… Parents have to set examples. You can’t hang around the taverns and expect your children to behave differently.”

Sure enough. Young Isiah, (now 46) launched into a full-tribute mama-thon on the witness stand, describing to the jury how Mama Thomas taught her boys to respect women.

In the end, his memories of mother appeared to have helped Thomas’ case. When the three-week trial ended last week, a jury of four women and three men found in favor of the plaintiff, but let Thomas off the hook for paying damages.

The owners of the New York Knicks, however, were ordered to pay $11.6 million to Anucha Browne Sanders, 44, a former team executive who was fired from her $260,000-a-year job. The firing came after she endured a hostile work environment, she said, including crude insults and unwanted advances from Thomas, who denied the charges.

But what brought Thomas’ mother to mind was an unnecessary but explosive revelation by Coach Thomas during his video deposition. In his version of etiquette, he revealed, it’s wrong for a black man to call a black woman a “bitch,” but much worse for a white man to do it.

“A white man calling a black woman a bitch, … that is a problem for me,” he said. But when asked in a follow-up if he would be bothered by a black man’s using the same put-down, he said, “Not as much. I’m sorry to say. I do make a distinction.”

Don Imus, consider yourself vindicated.

Imus, you may recall, lost his nationally syndicated radio show in the uproar over his referring to the Rutgers women’s basketball team as “nappy-headed hos.” The I-man claimed to have gotten his defamatory words from hip-hop. That still doesn’t excuse his unsporting attack on a defenseless women’s basketball team. But if my fellow black folks don’t object to anyone, including sports stars and rappers, who spew such insults against women, we virtually admit to the same double-standard that Thomas says he is “sorry to say” he employs.

At least Rev. Al Sharpton, to whom Imus appealed almost as an unofficial arbiter of black feelings, “unequivocally” condemned Thomas’ comments. But don’t hold your breath waiting for Sharpton, Rev. Jesse Jackson or the recent multitudes of mostly black protesters against unequal justice in Jena, La., to turn out against Thomas or in support of Sanders.

Don’t expect black sports fans to burn their Knicks tickets in protest or call for Thomas to be ousted from his job like Imus was. Sanders is more likely to be vilified as some sort of Jezebel, sent perhaps by white conspirators to “bring another brother down.”

Just ask Anita Hill. When U.S. Supreme Court nominee Clarence Thomas dismissed Hill’s allegations of sexual harassment as a “high-tech lynching,” his approval ratings in polls of black Americans shot up to about 55 percent from around 40 percent. The Senate barely confirmed him as a Supreme Court justice.

Imus was vulgar but black popular culture wrote his script. In the early 1970s, films like “Superfly” and “The Mack” glamorized and glorified the sleazy worlds of drug dealers and pimps. Despite their technical excellence, they signaled the beginning of a long slide from a period of rebellious politics into a sexist rebellion against self-respect that today infects the popular culture of a new generation.

Isiah Thomas’ blase attitude toward the B-word tells us this attitude has infected top sports management. I don’t know what his mother would say. But I know mine would not be happy.

Essay 4549


Weekend Upchuck in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Olympic medalist Marion Jones officially told the public that she had taken steroids, opening the door to losing her awards and facing prison time (see Essay 4547). “In September 2000, before the Sydney Olympics, (former coach Trevor) Graham began providing me with a substance he told me was flaxseed oil,” said Jones. “I continued to use this substance until July 2001. … By November 2003, I realized that what Graham had given to me was a performance enhancing drug.” Three years to figure things out? Perhaps the drugs were accelerating her physical performance while slowing her mental abilities.

• The Rev. Al Sharpton is threatening to boycott the New York Knicks unless Isiah Thomas apologizes for remarks about referring to Black women as bitches. “We are calling on him to apologize because of what came out during the deposition … when he said it was all right for Black men to call Black women ‘bitches,’” said Sharpton. “It is inexcusable for any man of any race to call Black women or any women ‘bitch.’” As a symbolic gesture, Thomas should be forced to apologize during a WNBA New York Liberty game.

• In Jena, Louisiana, the town’s mayor is taking issue with a song by John Mellencamp whose lyrics include, “Jena, take your nooses down.” The mayor wrote, “The town of Jena has for months been mischaracterized in the media and portrayed as the epicenter of hatred, racism and a place where justice is denied. … the Mellencamp video is so inflammatory, so defamatory, that a line has been crossed and enough is enough.” Mellencamp posted a note on his web site stating, “The song is not written as an indictment of the people of Jena but, rather, as a condemnation of racism.” It’ll probably make a terrific jingle for a Chevy truck commercial too.

• As expected, three players from the Duke lacrosse team filed a lawsuit against former prosecutor Mike Nifong, the city of Durham, North Carolina, and police detectives involved on the case. The suit declares the case to be “one of the most chilling episodes of premeditated police, prosecutorial and scientific misconduct in modern American history.” Don’t hold your breath waiting for a Mellencamp song.

• Mickey D’s must pay a whopper of an amount—$6.1 million—to an ex-employee who was forced to strip and sexually abused on the job after the restaurant received a crank call from someone posing as a cop. The fiendish caller told the assistant manager that a young woman had stolen from a customer and should be strip searched. The assistant manager’s ex-boyfriend performed the search and abused the victim, all of which was recorded by a surveillance camera. The lawsuit charged that Mickey D’s failed to warn employees about the caller, whose pranks had occurred at other fast food restaurants across the country. Of course, the fast feeder plans to appeal. A spokesman for McDonald’s said, “While we are disappointed with the verdict, we remain vigilant in our efforts to protect our employees and provide them with a safe and respectful workplace.” Yeah, can’t think of a more respectful job than toiling at Mickey D’s.

• O.J. Simpson is getting back his Rolex watch seized by the family of murder victim Ron Goldman (see Essay 4540). The watch was originally valued at $12,000 to $22,000, but turned out to be a fake worth about $125. It’s just one more lie surrounding the former NFL star.

• Sidley Austin, one of the country’s biggest law firms, agreed to pay a $27.5 million settlement to former partners who accused the firm of age discrimination. The law firm sought to argue that as partners, the accusers were technically not employees entitled to protections of the Age Discrimination in Employment Act. But the firm lost key preliminary court fights, paving the way for the settlement. Perhaps this is an example of the benefits of being a seasoned and savvy veteran.

Essay 4548


Hispanic Heritage Month doesn’t seem to inspire a lot of advertising messages. This is probably a sign of progress.

Friday, October 05, 2007

Essay 4547


Changing hearts and minds in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Olympic gold medalist Marion Jones appears to be admitting she did indeed use steroids. In a letter to family and friends, Jones wrote, “I want to apologize for all of this. … I am sorry for disappointing you all in so many ways.” In the letter, Jones also indicates she’s facing prison time and will be sentenced in three months. Look for her gold medals to appear on eBay soon.

• Senator Larry Craig lost his attempt to reverse his infamous toilet-stall guilty plea, but is now reversing his decision to leave office on September 30. “I have seen that it is possible for me to work here effectively,” wrote the moron. “I will continue my effort to clear my name in the Senate Ethics Committee—something that is not possible if I am not serving in the Senate.” No word if the statement was written on toilet paper.

Essay 4546

Essay 4545


Enterprise should be required to do community service for producing this corny ad.

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Essay 4544


Only two more painful episodes remain for AMC series Mad Men. Will the Black elevator operator or janitor make final appearances? The suspense is excruciating. So is the writing and acting.

Essay 4543


Old school moves in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• “Slave labor is the way to go because slaves aren’t paid, so all money is profit,” declared a sixth-grade student from Grover Cleveland Middle School in Caldwell, New Jersey. As part of a social studies assignment created by two language arts teachers at the school, students were asked to create an advertising campaign hyping slave labor for a newly built plantation. In fact, this is the second consecutive year the project has been given to the kids. “Our intent was not to be insensitive,” announced the school principal, responding to complaints from parents. “After reviewing the assignment and listening to feedback, from an administrative and teaching perspective, we determined it was insensitive and inappropriate. And we will eliminate it from the curriculum.” However, the students can now expect to be heavily recruited by Madison Avenue advertising agencies.

• Shock jock Don Imus is reportedly wrapping up the details on a new contract that will put him back on the air via Citadel Broadcasting. This news gives the kids at Grover Cleveland Middle School a lesson about the power of White bigotry.

• Desperate Housewives sparked controversy over a politically-incorrect punchline delivered by Teri Hatcher’s character in the season premiere episode. After the character was told during a doctor’s examination that she might be going through menopause, she remarked, “OK, before we go any further, can I check these diplomas? Just to make sure they aren’t, like, from some med school in the Philippines?” Philippine officials protested, while viewers launched a petition that read, “A statement that devalues Filipinos in healthcare is extremely unfounded, considering the overwhelming presence of Filipinos and Filipino Americans in the medical field.” ABC responded with an apology that included, “The producers of ‘Desperate Housewives’ and ABC Studios offer our sincere apologies for any offense caused by the brief reference in the season premiere. There was no intent to disparage the integrity of any aspect of the medical community in the Philippines. … As leaders in broadcast diversity, we are committed to presenting sensitive and respectful images of all communities featured in our programs.” Um, isn’t broadcast diversity almost an oxymoron on network television?

[Thanks to Bill Green of Make The Logo Bigger for pointing out a few of these news items.]

Essay 4542

Essay 4541


Our Diversity Starts With Our Products… and ends with indigestion and diarrhea.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Essay 4540


Seize the daily news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• O.J. Simpson must hand over his Rolex watch and other goodies to the family of murder victim Ron Goldman in order to satisfy the infamous civil lawsuit verdict. In addition, if the items seized by Simpson and his cohorts in Las Vegas turn out to legally belong to Simpson, they will also be handed over to the Goldmans. No word yet if the Goldmans plan to storm in packing pistols to seize the items.

• A Tennessee teacher sparked controversy by giving her fifth-grade students a crossword puzzle featuring the N-word. The clue read, “17 across: An insulting way to label a black person.” The teacher found the puzzle online, and believed it would be a good way “to teach about how it was [in historical times].” And she wound up teaching about how it is in present times too.

• Ford reported its 11th straight monthly drop, experiencing a 20 percent slide in sales. 17 across: A four-letter word for shitty automaker.

Essay 4539

Essay 4538


Our secret formula is our people. However, the minority people are probably not trusted to know the real secret formula.

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Essay 4537


At the buzzer with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The verdict is in. Madison Square Garden and its chairman owe $11.6 million to fired executive Anucha Browne Sanders. Isiah Thomas was also found guilty of sexual harassment, but won’t have to pay any money from his own wallet. Of course, the losers have vowed to appeal. “I’m innocent, very innocent, and I did not do the things she has accused me in this courtroom of doing,” griped Thomas. “I’m extremely disappointed that the jury did not see the facts in this case. I will appeal this, and I remain confident in the man that I am and what I stand for and the family that I have.” A statement from Madison Square Garden read, “We believe that the jury’s decision was incorrect and plan to vigorously appeal the verdict. … We look forward to presenting our arguments to an appeals court, and believe they will agree that no sexual harassment took place and MSG acted properly. … The normal operations of Madison Square Garden and the New York Knicks will continue unabated.” Which means fans can look forward to another hopeless, playoffs-free season.

Essay 4536


Balancing work and play in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Things look bad for Isiah Thomas and the Knicks in the sexual harassment lawsuit from Anucha Browne Sanders (pictured above), as the jury continues to pass notes to the judge indicating they are unanimous on eight of the nine charges. The charge in contention involves whether or not Thomas should have to pay from his own wallet. Now that would be a bitch.

• A new report indicates approximately one-third of all sick days are for mental disorders, including the popular mental health days. One researcher commented, “It is ironic we spend the least on musculoskeletal disorders and depression when they have the most impact on people's lives and disability.” Look for Isiah Thomas to use a few mental health days in the upcoming season.

• Anita Hill fired back at Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas (see Essay 4528). “I stand by my testimony,” wrote Hill in an editorial for The New York Times. “I will not stand by silently and allow him, in his anger, to reinvent me.” Hill also appeared on a television talk show and declared, “I was truthful. What I described happened actually did happen, and what I’ve learned is that it’s happened to many women in the workplace. … [Thomas’ response] is really so typical of people accused of wrongdoing. They trash their accusers.” Didn’t realize references to pubic hair on Coke cans were such a widespread occurrence.

Essay 4535


The perspective below appeared under The Big Tent at AdAge.com. Hadji Williams follows with a decent response. MultiCultClassics adds a few thoughts too.

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Could Multicultural Shops Go the Way of Negro League Baseball?

Big-Agency Injustices Gave Rise to Minority-Owned Agencies; What Happens if Those Agencies Diversify?

By Tiffany R. Warren

Recently at the AAF Mosaic and District 2 Diversity Achievement Luncheon, an honoree mentioned in his remarks that he hopes in the next forty years there will be no need for diversity-achievement luncheons and segmented awards shows honoring multicultural work. The honoree is a well-respected chairperson of a multicultural marketing firm that was founded several decades ago. His comment made me think, “Would multicultural marketing agencies, ethnic marketing, media and role models even exist if the advertising, marketing and media industries had their act together in its beginnings?”

Eric Harris, CEO of Sixth Floor Developers and a panelist at the recent AAF Mosaic Forum on supplier diversity, mentioned that in the midst of apathy and change comes opportunity. He pointed out that his success came at a time when music companies did not want anything to do with the Internet. So he thought, “This would be a great time to start an Internet company targeting music companies!” Eric’s principle of success applies to why multicultural marketing agencies and ethnic media have thrived and become such a prolific part of the advertising and marketing landscape.

The “multicultural/urban marketing” industry began during a time when the mainstream advertising agencies and marketers did not hire, market or promote people of color—or women. From this cold shoulder came the warm ray of opportunity. Mahatma Gandhi said, “Be the change you wish to see in the world” and the following pioneers did just that. John H. Johnson, Vince Cullers, Thomas Burrell, Byron Lewis, Carol H. Williams, Bob Johnson, Eliot Kang, Lionel Sosa, Mr. Ernest Bromley, Howard Buford, Mary Wells Lawrence, Michael Gray and many others succeeded in reaching an audience that until then had been largely ignored by general-market practitioners. Other examples of historic opportunities created in an environment of adversity are the Tuskegee Airmen, Negro League Baseball, 54th Regiment of Massachusetts, Historically Black Colleges and Universities, the LPGA, the WNBA, GLAAD, etc. In the absence of diversity, new marketing paradigms and new role models were born. But in some cases—the Tuskegee Airmen and Negro League Baseball, for example—the achievement of progressive goals meant the end of the groups.

I don’t think the AAF honoree mentioned above was saying he looked forward to a time when his shop became obsolete. What he may have been promoting is the ability to have his multicultural-targeted creative and diverse professionals judged and honored in a more mainstream forum. Although his motives are honorable, it unfortunately is not happening in the current marketing and advertising climate.

So should the multicultural marketing agencies, diverse advertising, marketing and media professionals and targeted creatives wait to be recognized? No! Just like those advertising and marketing pioneers did in the past, the AAF Mosaic programs, the ANA Multicultural Excellence Awards and The ADCOLOR Awards have created a forum to recognize and celebrate those contributions and achievements in a meaningful way.

So now that we are in a time that may not have the overt and unconstitutional adversity that our predecessors faced, diversity’s role may be to insure that we continue to have checks and balances in order to celebrate and promote future Johnsons, Burrells, Kangs, Sosas, Bufords, Grays and Williamses.

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Tiffany,

The assumption you’re making is that as the marketplace and consumers diversify, GM agencies and GM holding companies will pull a Branch Rickey and decide to hire the best talent not only regardless of color, but also recognizing some the unique advantages and perspectives that professionals of color can offer clients and companies.

Well, it’s 2007 and 100 million out of 300 million are non-White. African-Americans are currently spending over 800 billion annually on consumer goods and expected to hit the $1 trillion mark by 2010. Hispanic Americans are already pushing the $1 trillion mark. Asian Americans are nearing the $500 billion mark…

I don’t need to recite the hiring numbers, but as of last year, there was a NYC agency that tried counting a janitor as a VP because the shop thought it easier than hiring qualified black talent.

Yet with few exceptions, many in the industry still hide behind “hey it’s not so bad/it’s getting better” and “this is just PC run amok whining complaints.”

Maybe because sports is so much more public and the ad world is more of a behind-the-scenes sort of industry this sort of nonsense has allowed to go on for so long.

But it’s gonna take a lot more Branch Rickeys than the current glut of Al Campanis, Marge Schott and Jimmy The Greek types still in the game.

Then maybe, just maybe, you’ll see some lasting change. —Hadji Williams, Chicago, IL

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Tiffany R. Warren is a Golden Child in the contemporary diversity drama—and deservedly so, as she has contributed countless positive achievements for the cause. Therefore, please don’t view the following as attacking an esteemed role model.

Yet when Advertising Age named Warren among their Women To Watch 2007 honorees, the publication revealed she calls herself a “diversity Pollyanna.” Can’t help but think Warren’s latest perspective validates the label.

Warren wondered, “Would multicultural marketing agencies, ethnic marketing, media and role models even exist if the advertising, marketing and media industries had their act together in its beginnings?” Duh!

Warren wrote, “The ‘multicultural/urban marketing’ industry began during a time when the mainstream advertising agencies and marketers did not hire, market or promote people of color—or women.” Well, things have improved for women at least (although some might argue the point). But the rest of the sentence absolutely applies to the state of affairs today. Want proof? See how many White advertising executives are familiar with the minority marketing icons listed in Warren’s piece—besides Mary Wells Lawrence. Hell, Warren even misspelled Tom Burrell’s name in her original post.

The references to Negro League Baseball are interesting, considering lots of adpeople believe the current minority agencies represent a “Negro League” within the industry. And does anyone honestly doubt the mainstream advertising agencies and marketers are actively perpetuating the separate but unequal conditions? As Warren notes, the minority agencies have been around for decades. But they still assume a second-class status, prohibited from making meaningful progress and growth.

Warren should be careful to decipher the words of the “well-respected chairperson” she highlighted. He likely was not envisioning a future where his agency would become obsolete. Rather, he was probably hoping the rampant bias and exclusivity poisoning Madison Avenue would become obsolete, providing his agency an opportunity to thrive.

No offense, but the multicultural awards aren’t helping matters. After all, it’s great for Jamie Foxx to receive accolades from BET and the NAACP. But the real deal happened when he nabbed an Oscar. To gain true appreciation, the minority agencies must appear in the majority awards shows. Unfortunately, the controlling mainstream advertising agencies and marketers are not about to let that happen.

Warren ended by observing, “…we are in a time that may not have the overt and unconstitutional adversity that our predecessors faced…” Or perhaps the unconstitutional adversity is now covert. Warren—and everyone in the advertising industry—could benefit from spending an extended period working at a minority agency.

Better yet, let the minorities compete on a level playing field in the big leagues.

[Final note: Chill out, Warren groupies. This response sought to examine opinions and ideas. Nothing more. Nothing less.]

Essay 4534

Essay 4533


Wanna be a diversity rock star?

Monday, October 01, 2007

Essay 4532


A Monday morning MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• According to various stories published nationwide, there’s a growing disinterest in O.J. Simpson memorabilia. Items on eBay continue to generate lukewarm responses at best. “Prior to O.J.’s criminal issue, he was a player like Joe Montana, a fan favorite, well-liked," said a sports memorabilia seller. “In general, we don’t sell O.J. Simpson stuff. There really isn’t much demand for it. People do recognize him for his football-playing abilities, but at the same time people are turned off by him.” Guess the only person really desperate for O.J. Simpson stuff is, well, O.J. Simpson.

• A tentative agreement between General Motors and the United Auto Workers would allow GM to shut down two plants in Michigan and Indiana, in addition to potentially closing more facilities. Guess GM cars are about as popular as O.J. Simpson memorabilia.

Essay 4531

Essay 4530


Innovation through diversity—although there’s no innovation throughout this diversity ad.