Tuesday, December 01, 2009

7308: A Cavalcade Of Crashers.

Crashing the news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Alleged State Dinner party crashers Michaele and Tareq Salahi are insisting they were indeed invited to the affair. During an interview with NBC, the couple declared they’ve been mischaracterized. Mr. Salahi said, “No question … It’s been devastating what’s happened to Michaele and I … Our lives have really been destroyed.” Other news sources revealed the Salahis crashed a Congressional Black Caucus Foundation Awards dinner last month. Which only goes to prove these fools will show up for any event. No doubt they’ll attend Chelsea Clinton’s upcoming wedding. Their home videos must play like Forrest Gump.

• Tiger Woods is refusing to meet with law enforcement officials to discuss his car crash. Maybe he’ll give his police department invitation to the Salahis.

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