Quick droppings in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Gatorade announced it is dropping the Tiger Woods line of sport drinks, but insisted the decision was made before all the current drama. One can only wonder how many female Gatorade brand managers fucked Tiger too.
• Congress voted to drop a subpoena on Tareq and Michaele Salahi, requesting their attendance at a hearing. However, the couple plans to invoke their Fifth Amendment right against self-incrimination. Unless they can get TMZ to pay them to talk.
• Mickey D’s sales dropped in November, with the fast feeder pointing to unemployment as the reason. Funny, in Chicago all the unemployed homeless types constantly hang out at the restaurant.
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