Thursday, November 08, 2012

10707: C’MON WHITE MAN! Episode 27.

(MultiCultClassics credits ESPN’s C’MON MAN! for sparking this semi-regular blog series.)

Jordan Zimmerman, Founder and Chairman of Zimmerman Advertising, recorded a post-election video calling on fellow Americans to back President Barack Obama. “Support his vision, his mission, his drive,” Zimmerman said before segueing into financial advice for anyone nervous about today’s economy. The tips included putting money into a Swiss bank account, converting dollars into real estate and parking funds into commodities. Holy shit, this guy must be trying to rival Mitt Romney’s 47 percent commentary. What do Zimmerman employees think of their boss making such statements—with a photo of his private jet in the background? Adbusters launched the Occupy Movement to protest admen-assholes like Zimmerman. The fool doesn’t even see the contradiction of insisting citizens should rally behind Obama while suggesting the shipment of savings to Switzerland.


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