Saturday, May 31, 2008

5535: Where’s There’s Smoke…


Facing the heat in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The Long Island home of 50 Cent was destroyed by fire, and authorities suspect arson. An ex-companion of Fiddy lived at the home, although the rapper allegedly was seeking to throw her out, along with their son. Six people were treated for smoke inhalation. “[50 Cent] tried to kill me and his own child!” declared Fiddy’s ex. “Who do I think did it? Curtis Jackson. He threatened me on Monday that he was going to have someone visit me. My kids are in the house. Who would try to kill your own kids? He’s supposed to be all about being a gangster … That’s not a gangster, that’s a coward.” Hey, what does one get a gangster coward for Father’s Day?

• The Los Angeles Fire Department is making progress in dealing with harassment and discrimination, according to an audit released on Friday. The city has paid millions in lawsuits in the past years. “There is still a lot more work to do,” said Fire Chief Douglas L. Barry. Maybe they should seek input from 50 Cent.

5534: Is Michelle Malkin A Hate-Mongering Moron?


Another perspective on Dunkin’ Donuts—from The Chicago Tribune…

RECIPE FOR A CONTROVERSY
The blogger, the chef and the terrorist

By Ahmed M. Rehab

How could a chirpy TV host with such edible title credits as “30 Minute Meals” and “Tasty Travels” one day awaken to find herself in the middle of a terrorism-related media blitz -- all because of a Dunkin’ Donuts ad, no less?

It’s a tough recipe to cook up, but here are the ingredients:

• One paisley scarf that somewhat resembles the checkered pattern of a Palestinian national garment called the “keffiyeh,” --a scarf that could be bought at Macy’s

• One right-wing blogger who lacks any sense of cultural nuance

• A public opinion climate ripe with paranoia

• A slow news day for the media

Directions: Briefly expose the scarf to the blogger, scatter over the climate, let simmer on a slow news day, and voila!

Can you hear the world’s laughter?

The blogger is Michelle Malkin, author of the universally ridiculed book, “In Defense of Internment.”

One of many to find fame and fortune in the post 9/11 hullabaloo, Malkin has a strange but simple job: to whip up controversy. If she succeeds, she gets attention. If she gets attention, she gets paid. She is her own brand, and like any brand, hers must deliver on expectations to remain competitive in an increasingly saturated market.

Malkin continuously scours the world’s hot button issues hoping to raise the heat. On Thursday, she hit the jackpot with the most unlikely of subjects.

Enter Rachael Ray, who also has a straightforward job: to whip up meals. She shows TV audiences how to find bliss through the art of food. Sound controversial yet? Patience.

Ray happens to do an iced coffee ad for Dunkin’ Donuts. She dons a paisley scarf selected by the stylist for the spot.

OK, that’s the end of the buildup.

No, really, that’s it.

Presented with that ad, most people may wonder if the iced coffee is any good. None is likely to wonder whether Dunkin’ Donuts and Rachael Ray were promoting terrorism.

Malkin is a notable exception. She has a hungry career to feed.

And so, Malkin’s pattern-recognition sensors kick in: Palestinians!

According to her, if Ray’s scarf looks like a keffiyeh, the traditional scarf worn by Palestinians, then it must be a keffiyeh.

So what if it were?

Well, she further argues that, unbeknownst to the world, keffiyehs are actually a symbol of terrorism, hence her insinuation that the ad promotes terrorism.

Malkin then proceeds to educate the world about Palestinian keffiyehs, when they are worn, by whom, and why.

Not surprisingly, she gets it all wrong: In reality, the average Palestinian is much more likely to wear a keffiyeh than a terrorist.

Think about it: would the keffiyeh really be your preferred disguise if you were a terrorist and wished to walk incognito into a Tel Aviv bus or pizza parlor?

Probably not.

It is, however, your likely choice if you are an average Palestinian going to the mall, farming your land, walking to school, or -- yes -- hurling stones at an Israeli tank in the streets of your occupied hometown: hardly acts of terrorism.

So how does Malkin manage to discombobulate the facts? How does she find no shame in writing off a people’s national dress as “a symbol of terrorism”?

There can only be one explanation: For Malkin, every Palestinian is a terrorist. To sell that point, she resorts to sensationalism, minimalism and obscene sweeping statements.

Sadly, this reductive approach is an old and tired trick when it comes to public discourse on the Middle-East, or Muslims.

But let’s not kid ourselves. Malkin’s anti-Palestinian message, by itself, is not newsworthy. It is only effective when coupled with a climate that is highly receptive to fear-mongering. Only then can it wreak havoc. After all, it is only because of the perception of a public backlash that Dunkin’ Donuts, with curiously weak knees, felt pressure to yank the ad off the Internet.

Luckily most Americans know better than to drink Malkin’s Kool-Aid. They will likely remember this tale only as one of 2008’s silliest. Nonetheless, I am certain Malkin is gloating over the few prized conformists her antics were able to mobilize.

Come to think of it, I think I will wear a keffiyeh on my way to work tomorrow -- as I sip my iced Caribou coffee.

Ahmed M. Rehab is the executive director of the Chicago chapter of the Council on American-Islamic Relations.

5533: Who Wants to Be A Millionaire?


Ambulance chasing crosses all cultures…

5532: Problems With Someone’s Skin.


From The New York Times…

Treasures of a Nation, Not Fodder for an Ad

By MARC LACEY

MEXICO CITY — Eager to bolster tourism, Hidalgo State came up with a novel idea: an advertising campaign featuring a well-known actress wearing Hidalgo’s most eye-popping sites on her flesh.

“Hidalgo, under my skin” was the catch phrase for the ads, which featured the soap opera actress Irán Castillo covered with computer-generated images of mountains, waterfalls and monuments.

But federal officials were unimpressed. They did not object to Ms. Castillo’s lying seminude on the grass with hot-air balloons displayed on her body or lounging in a forest with images of rock faces on her flank or even sprawled on a beautiful mosaic wearing nothing but a beautiful mosaic. “We’re not moralistic,” insisted Benito Taibo, an executive with Mexico’s National Institute for Anthropology and History. “We don’t have an issue with her. She’s a pretty girl.”

But the institute did have an issue with Ms. Castillo’s wearing Mexico’s patrimony on her curvaceous form. Whether it was the stone Atlantes in Tula de Allende or the old aqueduct in Padre Tembleque or the former convent in San Nicolás Tolentino, imprinting one of Mexico’s treasures on a soap opera star was deemed a violation of the law.

The last time Ms. Castillo’s skin caused such a fuss was when she posed seminude for a men’s magazine last summer.

The country’s anthropology institute, based in Mexico City, does more than just serve as Mexico’s monument police. It oversees a vast collection of pyramids, shrines and other attractions, all more than a century old. With 800 researchers, the institute churns out academic treatises that seek to make sense of the country’s past. It also rejects anything seen as exploiting a historical artifact’s dignity.

That means that when a paint company recently asked if it could feature artifacts in a commercial, the institute said no.

The current crop of requests in a thick binder in Mr. Taibo’s office also includes one from the BBC seeking to film a documentary at a pyramid (Sí), another from a university professor seeking to do research at a site (Sí) and a third from a real estate developer who wanted to publish photographs of pyramids in his ads (No).

The institute’s staff pores over a movie script when a production company asks permission to film at a historical site to determine whether the story line is objectionable. “Apocalypto,” Mel Gibson’s 2006 film on the decline of Mayan civilization, received a no.

“We said, ‘You can film anywhere except in our historical zones,’” said Mr. Taibo, who is also a published poet. “It was a film loosely based on history, but it was a particularly bloody interpretation of our past.”

The institute is barraged with all kinds of requests. Many famous Mexicans request permission to hold their weddings atop pyramids or to pose on them for photo sessions.

“Our pyramids are not churches or chapels or clerk’s offices,” Mr. Taibo said of the wedding requests, which are rejected no matter the couple’s star power. “It’s a distorted idea of our patrimony.”

As for the rejection letters, Mr. Taibo said: “We are very polite and we are very kind, but…”

His voice trailed off and he rolled his eyes.

[Read the full story here.]

5531: Backing The Voting Rights Act.


From The Associated Press…

Court: Voting Rights Act provision constitutional

By Associated Press

A federal court ruled Friday that a key component of the Voting Rights Act is constitutional, rejecting a challenge from a city utility board in Texas.

Under the landmark law, which Congress extended in 2006 for another 25 years, states and towns with histories of racial discrimination must get Justice Department or court approval before making any changes to the way elections are conducted. The law was intended to keep state and local governments from passing laws making it harder for minorities to vote.

Shortly after Congress extended the law, Northwest Austin Municipal Utility District Number One, a government board formed to provide local services to about 3,500 people, sued. The board asked the court to exempt it from the law and said Congress had no constitutional right to pass a bill that tried to remedy past discrimination.

A three-judge panel in Washington rejected the case. The court ruled that the utility board didn’t qualify as a “political subdivision” and could not be exempted from the law. It also ruled that racial discrimination in voting persists and that Congress acted appropriately when it extended the law.

Under the law, challenges go before a single court made up of district and appellate judges. Any appeal would go directly to the Supreme Court.

5530: Coffee And Keffiyehs Don’t Mix.


Another Dunkin’ Donuts viewpoint—from The Chicago Sun-Times…

Dunkin’ Donuts gives in to racist fears

By DEBORAH DOUGLAS

Right-wing pundits would sooner choke Rachael Ray with a keffiyeh scarf than leave her alone to drown herself in all that extra virgin olive oil she likes to splash on her so-called 30-minute TV meals.

Ray, the affable, pleasantly ordinary-looking TV chef and eponymous magazine maven, was blasted recently when she showed up in a Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee ad wearing what looked like a keffiyeh, a traditional Arab headdress. Dunkin Donuts yanked the ad Saturday after the likes of blogger/commentator Michelle Malkin wrote that the keffiyeh “has come to symbolize murderous Palestinian jihad. Popularized by Yasser Arafat and a regular adornment of Muslim terrorists appearing in beheading and hostage-taking videos, the apparel has been mainstreamed by both ignorant (and not-so-ignorant) fashion designers, celebrities and left-wing icons.”

Too bad Dunkin’ Donuts had to give in to the racists out there who deem anything emanating from Arab culture as evil -- even a scarf. These are the same people who insist Barack Obama is Muslim (yep, they’re still doing it), as if being Muslim, which he clearly is not, is such a horrible thing.

Yes, America is still coming to terms with the horror of 9/11, carried out by Islamic terrorists. But the continued demonizing of everyday people of Arab descent and those who practice Islam in response to that terror is xenophobic.

“It seems like anti-Arab, anti-Muslim bigoted expression is the last frontier of accepted bigotry,” said Ahmed Rehab, spokesman for the Council on American-Islamic Relations. “There is still racism against African Americans, Latinos and other ethnicities, but the average person would think twice about making their racist feelings public. Not so with Muslims and Arabs. We need to move beyond that.”

The reality is that Ray’s scarf featured a paisley pattern, which differs from the diamond pattern of typical keffiyehs. The keffiyeh stands for many things and Palestinian solidarity can be one of them. It also cools the heads of people who live in the desert -- go figure. Finally, it’s a fashion trend. The French, who have strong Arab cultural links, have been wearing them for years. And when I traveled to Barcelona a few years back, colorful scarves were de rigueur. Keffiyeh lovers include Kanye West, Meghan McCain, Lupe Fiasco and Lauren Bush. But its sartorial value in hipster circles is debatable since the trend is so, like, over before it’s gotten started among us regular folks.

I can’t blame Dunkin’ Donuts for quashing this controversy by pulling the ad. People can and do have legitimate reactions to cultural symbols, such as the appropriate use of a cross. On jewschool.com, a blog targeting young Jews, retailer Urban Outfitters was criticized for selling keffiyehs.

“In fashion, you have to understand the codes,” says Jada Russell, a Chicago-based fashion consultant. “If there’s a group of people who say that offends me culturally, it has to be taken seriously. Americans are looked upon as a group of people who don’t really respect cultures outside our own. We have to respond to voices around the word.”

The motivation around Ray’s “keffiyeh kerfuffle,” as it’s being called in the blogosphere, stirs suspicion. After all, Rachael Ray is one of us, which is why she has such a wide appeal. Her haircut is plain, her stomach bulges over her belt, she eats too much while cooking … you get the drift. To jump to the conclusion that she knowingly or unknowingly supports extremism with her fashion choice is reductive thinking. When her stylist handed her the scarf, she likely accepted it because, like many of us, she probably liked the idea of making her humdrum outfit look a little hipper.

Ray’s only crime here is being behind the fashion times.

5529: Adweek Discovers Asian Americans.


Let’s close out Asian Pacific American Heritage Month with a contribution from the ever-culturally-clueless Adweek. The trade news source spotlighted a story titled, “Marketing to Asian Americans.”

Did Adweek reporters show case studies of targeted campaigns? No.

Did they interview any executives producing specialized, segmented work? Uh-uh.

Did Adweek staffers collect insights from advertisers wooing the diverse audience? Nope.

Adweek essentially shat out what looks like a PowerPoint presentation of U.S. Census-style factoids. It’s essentially the basic setup material an Asian American advertising agency might present to a new client. Certainly nothing that couldn’t be acquired via a standard Google search.

Another lackadaisical, lazy effort from the publication calling itself, “The Best Advertising Resource for Advertisers.”

5528: Raise A Glass To Retouching.


The retoucher who clumsily inserted all the logos on the beer glasses probably needs glasses.

Friday, May 30, 2008

5527: Dunkin’ Donuts And Do Nots.


Hadn’t intended to comment on the Rachael Ray-Dunkin’ Donuts fiasco, as it’s been discussed to death already. For anyone who didn’t hear, hyperreactive bloggers set off a firestorm, flipping over a digital advertisement where Ray was sporting what appeared to be a keffiyeh—a traditional headdress worn by Arab men that some connect with terrorists. Hoping to avoid controversy, Dunkin’ Donuts yanked the work. Unfortunately, the move sparked the type of publicity the advertiser sought to squelch.

The advertising community—via its own blogs and online forums—presented some peculiar perspectives. Of course, the majority slammed the initiating bloggers for their asinine ravings and Republican leanings. But it seemed just as many complained about Dunkin’ Donuts, criticizing the Munchkins® maker for “caving in” to the pressure.

Why?

This is not an issue of politics or professionalism. It’s all about bias and racism. It’s about being perceived as having allegiance with a group and culture that lots of Americans hate (to be clear, we’re not talking about terrorists). When you’re dealing with bias and racism, people see what they want to see. The truth doesn’t matter. In these situations, appealing to common sense rarely succeeds.

On the one hand, the irresponsible bloggers should be condemned for playing the “keffiyeh card.” But it would have been foolish for Dunkin’ Donuts to push back—or it certainly wasn’t worth drawing things out. There’s little for an advertiser to “win” in these instances. It’s not like when Ford dismissed the protests of conservative groups complaining about the automaker’s advertising targeting GLBT audiences.

Think of the idiots who went wild over photos of Senator Barack Obama in Somali garb, or the cretins continuing to see satanic images in Procter & Gamble’s logo. Even offers of free coffee and crullers would not transform the lunatic fringe in society.

Yet it’s difficult to understand why some adpeople argued that Dunkin’ Donuts should have stood firm. Are we that clueless about the negative power of bias and racism? Or is it a reflection of the industry’s own staunch resistance to accusations of bias and racism in its ranks?

5526: Time To Backtrack.


Marking time in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• There’s a mole in the R. Kelly child pornography trial. Actually, it’s a mole on the back of the recording artist. The defense had argued the man in the infamous video is not Kelly, because he doesn’t have a mole on his back, while the artist does. But yesterday, an expert pointed out a dark spot on the video man’s back that corresponds to Kelly’s mole. The expert also insisted the video could not have been digitally altered, as it would have taken a professional 44 years to manipulate each frame. Then again, it took about that much time to get the case to trial…

• Sharon Stone issued an apology for her remarks about China. The apology was actually presented through Christian Dior, which dropped its Chinese advertisements starring Stone. The apology read, “Due to my inappropriate words and acts during the interview, I feel deeply sorry and sad about hurting Chinese people. I am willing to take part in the relief work of China’s earthquake, and wholly devote myself to helping affected Chinese people.” Hmmm. A stupid comment leads to having your ads pulled, prompting an apology and offer to help victims. Is that karma?

5525: Bye, Spy.


Super Spy of Agency Spy posted her bye-bye. MultiCultClassics appreciated her work—as well as her support—during the prolific run. All the best.

5524: Diversity In Dentisty…?


Lee J. Harris must feel like the main character from Where’s Waldo?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

5523: Stone And Assorted Rockheads.


Causing tremors in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Actress Sharon Stone is catching heat for a remark she made last week. “I’m not happy about the way the Chinese are treating the Tibetans because I don’t think anyone should be unkind to anyone else,” said the actress. “And then this earthquake and all this stuff happened, and then I thought, is that karma? When you’re not nice that bad things happen to you?” The head of China’s biggest movie theatre chain vowed to ban Stone’s films. Not that anyone was planning to see the washed-up actress’ work anyway.

• Senator Larry Craig is reportedly writing a book about his infamous arrest in an airport toilet stall. Sounds like bathroom reading for sure.

• The R. Kelly child pornography trial was delayed again, just as a woman was set to testify she engaged in a threesome with Kelly and the alleged female victim in the infamous video. A new witness was introduced by the defense, and the guy claims to have information that disputes the contentions of the threesome witness. By the time this is all over, Kelly’s potential involvement with the under-aged female will probably seem tame.

• Naomi Campbell was hit with six charges stemming from her April 3 battle with security at London’s Heathrow Airport. The charges cover assaulting a constable, using threatening, abusive words or behavior to the cabin crew and disorderly conduct. At this point, those statements are part of Campbell’s résumé.

5522: Six Flags Of Our Fathers.


OK, MultiCultClassics was way late to call out the Six Flags Asian character. Hadji Williams commented on the guy back in April. Many others have already offered perspectives too. But Angry Asian Man posted a truly revealing story from an actor claiming to have auditioned for the commercial role. The person wrote:

Recently there has been a Six Flags commercial where they show an Asian man randomly speaking in a stereotypical Engrish accent. I, in fact, did go to the audition for that a few months ago. The casting call said nothing about speaking in a fobby accent. When I got there, the casting guy said stuff like, “Think about those Charlie Chan movies…talk like your grandfather.” My grandfather was born in the United States! I was so disgusted that I left midway.

Let’s hope Six Flags’ advertising agency, Ogilvy & Mather, doesn’t plan to do spots targeting Blacks and Latinos. Otherwise, there will be casting agents referencing Amos ‘N Andy and The Cisco Kid. You don’t need Charlie Chan to figure out the crimes of cultural cluelessness coming from Madison Avenue.

5521: Live Long And Prosper From One Role.


Um, what film has George Takei been in lately?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

5520: Not Above Pushing Paranoia.


You almost expect to hear, “I’m John McCain. And I approved this message.”

5519: The Tipping (Scales) Point.


Childish remarks in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Figures show child obesity is “leveling off” in the U.S. Which probably only means that kids could not possibly get any fatter than they are right now.

• Kool-Aid is hyping its lower-sugar versions. A company executive declared, “We’re firmly committed to providing moms and kids with products that combine better-for-you beverage options to help support a healthier lifestyle.” The better-for-you beverage option would simply involve drinking water straight.

• Six Flags is cutting back admission prices to lure people during the summer months. Some parks are dropping the entrance fees by up to $10. However, a pitcher of Kool-Aid and slice of pizza from the dining area will still set you back about $85.

• At the R. Kelly child pornography trial, another person—a former personal assistant to Kelly—identified the participants in the infamous video as being the recording artist and alleged female victim. Remember, Kelly’s defense is the video figures are somebody else. You’d think the real couple would have surfaced by now. Maybe they’re hanging with Nicole Brown Simpson’s real killers.

5518: This Is Only A Test.


According to the body copy, the LAPD celebrated Asian Pacific American Heritage Month by conducting a recruitment seminar and written test. Nice.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

5517: Trying To Buy Coolness.


Why is Sears teaming up with LL Cool J? Um, because Kool Moe Dee wasn’t available…? The article below appeared in The Chicago Sun-Times…

Report: Sears teams with LL Cool J for new brand

BY SANDRA GUY

Sears is expected to launch a new hip-hop clothing label in partnership with rapper LL Cool J, according to a report in Tuesday’s Women’s Wear Daily trade magazine.

The casualwear brand, called LL Cool J for Sears, will include girls and boys, juniors and young men’s wear, according to the publication.

The collection is slated to start appearing in 450 of Sears’ 900 stores in September, according to Women’s Wear Daily.

The collection is expected to expand into accessories and be in as many as 600 stores for the winter holiday season, according to the report.

This won’t be the first time that Sears has launched a celebrity brand or made efforts to appeal to its African-American shopper base.

Sears previously launched 97 multicultural concept stores in its stores, and has offered African-American-themed items in its catalogs. It also has sold labels by Latin TV star Lucy Pereda, as well as well-known designers Liz Claiborne and BCBG’s Max Azria.

Meanwhile, analysts expect another dismal quarter at Sears when the Hoffman Estates-based retailer reports earnings on Thursday.

Analyst Bill Dreher at Deutsche Bank Securities is predicting Sears will report a profit decline of 92 percent on a sales decline of 5.7 percent, to $11.03 billion for the fiscal first quarter. Sears had to impose drastic markdowns on unsold goods, and is in the midst of a reorganization that calls on unit leaders to be accountable for their business’ strategy and success.

5516: Poor Excuses.


From The Chicago Tribune…

Poverty gets the blame, not racism

By Leonard Pitts

I keep thinking I should be mad at West Virginia.

Not because Barack Obama was recently beaten like a red-headed stepchild—to use my father’s expression—in that state’s primary. No, I’m thinking I should be upset about “why” he was beaten. According to exit polls, 2 out of every 10 voters said race was a major factor in how they cast their ballots.

Jon Stewart of “The Daily Show” ran a clip of a white woman who explained her refusal to vote for Obama thusly: “I guess because he is another race. I’m sort of scared of the other race ‘cause we have so much conflict with ‘em.”

It’s disappointing to see bigotry in Appalachia so vividly displayed. Yet I find it doesn’t make me angry. I feel sorry for them. If that sounds patronizing, I apologize. That’s not how it’s meant.

It’s just that, if the headline here is that Obama was rejected by whites on the basis of race, I submit that’s not the whole truth. Pollsters say he was rejected on the basis of race by whites who lack college degrees and whose household income is less than $50,000 a year. In other words, he was rejected by the poor and the less educated.

Which is a description that fits many in Appalachia—and also a vast swath of black America. So for me, the story here isn’t simply the old, familiar tale of the nation’s stark racial divide, but also another tale, of how the white poor and the black poor have long been kept at one another’s throats as a means of keeping them from looking too clearly at the ways both are manipulated by the forces of money and power.

And here, let me tell you what I am not saying. I’m not saying all bigots are poor or all the poor are bigots. I’m not saying everyone in Appalachia is poor, or less educated, or atavistic about race.

But I am saying this: The white poor have been victims of a con job going back at least as far as the Civil War, when poor white men were used as cannon fodder for the right of rich white men—I repeat: “rich” white men—to keep slaves. They were told they fought for state’s rights.

My point is that race has often been used as a means of distracting and diverting the white poor. They had little in life, but the one thing they did have—or so the con went—was whiteness itself. Which meant they had someone to be better than.

There are those in positions of political power who can and should be held to answer for the meanness and narrowness of poor people’s lives. But they can’t and won’t so long as those who should be standing together to demand those answers are kept busy fighting one another over superficialities of color and culture.

Over the years, many of us have figured that out.

In West Virginia, at least, 2 in 10 of us have not.

Leonard Pitts is a syndicated columnist based in Washington.

5515: The Clueless Call Out The Clueless.


The perspective below appeared at Brandweek.com. It’s another observation about the industry’s overall cluelessness. Most amusing is the authors’ use of “The Talented Tenth”—a reference coined by W.E.B. Du Bois to describe certain Blacks. Given the dearth of diversity in the industry, it seems pretty inappropriate to integrate the phrase. Perhaps the authors criticizing cluelessness ought to look in the mirror themselves. That said, the column is worth reading.

The Talented 10th—er, 15th

By Brad Nierenberg and Charlie Jones

Here’s a little something to chew on: The agency universe is suffering a rapidly declining population of managers who get it. In fact, on average, we submit that only 15% of all agency people actually get it. Think about how low that number is.

If 15% of baseball players got it, you’d only have a pitcher (plus a fraction of a catcher) on the field who truly understood the game. The rest would be fan gazing, spitting tobacco or scratching. Wait—come to think of it, that’s partly true already. Well, anyway, 15% isn’t much.

Yes, we know: We sound like snobs. But our hearts are in the right place. Honest. We’re not calling out specific agencies, here, and we’re not trying to rustle up some business. We simply want to increase the get-it population, perhaps build a colony somewhere. Why? Because get-it people get things done. They make great teachers and future leaders. They solve problems. They make people money.

So, what is a get-it person? Because, regrettably, there’s no official ID card for certified members, the task falls to brands to pick them out. It’s actually not that difficult. Use our handy guide and start right now. Fifteen percenters add value to strategic and creative discussion, but also translate creative thinking into business constructs. Fifteen percenters work effortlessly with a mix of ideas that are both highly logical and analytical (business analytics, quantitative), and talk about more abstract ideas (customers emotional need states, creative voicing).

Now: Apply just this initial description to everyone around you. Suddenly that 15% figure actually sounds generous, doesn’t it? But wait, there’s more.

Brands need agency reps with talent, creativity and expertise that can build business, not marketing valets who monitor processes. Does your account manager ask about brand favorability, sales data and other evidence of success? If he were a 15 percenter, he would. Ever notice how account reps only talk about your account? What good does constantly ping-ponging around in that bubble do? A 15 percenter sports in-depth knowledge of industry shakeups; he can predict trends. Try asking your account rep about his or her favorite industry campaign—a competitor’s campaign. Oh, wait, he can’t call one to mind? A 15 percenter could.

Today’s 15 percenters are sponges and nonlinear learners. They’ll likely have a diverse reading list including serious fiction, trade mags, history and business books. Fifteen percenters are the sort who take classes—ones not related to work. They blog. Ask them about Digg or Second Life or Mollypixie and they’ll know what’s up.

Fifteen percenters have creative pursuits, pursuits that build well-rounded human beings who, by the way, are those best suited to creating innovative branding campaigns. Fifteen percenters are the sort who keep a speckled notebook for their random observations, can play at least one power chord or have something framed that they created themselves.

Fifteen percenters recognize behavior, patterns and anomalies. They take note of things, and possess a driving need to know more, to understand. They’re the sort who notice that you just got a new haircut, a shoeshine, that you’re not feeling well. A good way to know if your account manager is a 15 percenter is to note how many questions they ask you—about anything.

For those in the 85th percentile who collect paychecks because of a bell curve, iconography like this probably doesn’t make much sense. And if it doesn’t happen to make much sense to you, well, it’s time to hide this essay from your boss. But if you are the boss, ask yourself: Is my account manager—heck, are my own people—15 percenters? If not, it’s time to look for them.

And by the way, Mollypixie is a made-up term. But the 15 percenters already did a quick Web search and told you as much.

[Brad Nierenberg is the president of Alexandria, Va.-based RedPeg Marketing and Charlie Jones serves as president of the Brand Intersection Group in Glen Echo, Md.]

5514: Insert Asian Americans Here.


MultiCultClassics already noted the lame State Farm ad depicted above. Now check out the alternate version below. The lower one apparently targets Filipinos, and it uses the exact same location and props. Is that the same baby too?

Monday, May 26, 2008

5513: Marian Salzman In The House.


Marian Salzman, the Queen of Obvious, presented another pointless perspective at Adweek.com. This time, Salzman turned her dubious expertise on the subprime mortgage crisis. The first four paragraphs are basic information undoubtedly culled from a two-minute Google search. In the fifth paragraph, Salzman revealed the inspiration for her interest:

“I myself am a victim of the mortgage meltdown. My home has lost roughly 20 percent of its value since I purchased it 24 months ago, putting down 10 percent, which means I have negative equity in a house that now feels like a barn/big black hole (it’s both!).”

Ah, Salzman’s personal money problems now make her a financial futurist.

It’s amazing how the woman manages to perpetuate the illusion that she’s some sort of thought leader or culture guru. Even a casual reader of newspaper business sections could have cobbled together Salzman’s column, including the predictions for marketing decisions in the coming months.

Salzman tapped her protégé, JWT director of trendspotting Ann Mack, for additional insight. “During this time of uncertainty, look for marketers to ramp up their interactive spending more than ever before, as it’s extremely accountable and the results can be virtually immediate,” proclaimed Mack. “This is a significant difference from the post-9/11, dot-bust downturn, when marketers withdrew what little investment they had in the then-nascent Net.”

You think?

Porter Novelli chief marketing officer Salzman closed by stressing the growing importance of public relations. “When times are tough, communication is more critical than ever,” said Porter Novelli managing director Jean Wyllie. “If companies don’t communicate at a difficult time, it leaves a vacuum to be filled by speculation.”

Porter Novelli, of course, is a public relations firm. So it’s fair to speculate Salzman’s entire column is a blatant sell for her own services.

Hey, the woman has house bills to pay.

5512: Diversity Of Idiocy At Taco Bell.


Taco Bell continues to show confusion about its own racial and ethnic identity. It’s bad enough the fast feeder sells wannabe Mexican food that Mexicans refuse to eat. Yet Taco Bell compounds the problem by consistently displaying cultural cluelessness. During the Super Bowl, the fast feeder aired an inane mariachi band commercial. Now they’re running messages with White guys rapping. Plus, the website features the Taco Fu game, replete with a multicultural mash-up of Asian, Latino and White stereotypical imagery. Native Americans probably feel offended over being excluded from Taco Bell advertising.

5511: This Bud’s For Yu.


Sex is the ultimate crossover concept.

Sunday, May 25, 2008

5510: Raising A Red Flag. Six, In Fact.


Advertiser showing insensitivity to Asian Americans: Six Flags!

Not sure why Six Flags and its advertising agency, Ogilvy & Mather, believe this character is acceptable. Then again, this video taken at an actual Six Flags theme park presents a performance with another questionable Asian depiction. Perhaps Six Flags will also introduce The Chinese Water Torture ride.

Saturday, May 24, 2008

5509: Begging Your Pardon.


Passing judgments in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New York Governor David Paterson granted a full and unconditional pardon to Slick Rick. The rap icon had been facing the threat of deportation. “[Slick Rick] has fully served the sentence imposed upon him for his convictions, had an exemplary disciplinary record while in prison and on parole, and has been living without incident in the community for more than 10 years,” said Paterson. “I urge federal immigration officials to once again grant Mr. Walters relief from deportation, so that he is not separated from his many family members who are United States citizens, including his two teenage children.” No word if Paterson will also pardon Slick Eliot Spitzer.

• Lawyers for R. Kelly are allegedly seeking to have witnesses charged with crimes. The details are fuzzy, but speculations include wanting to charge anyone who possessed a copy of the infamous tape with child pornography—which would include a Chicago Sun-Times reporter who received a copy anonymously in 2002 and turned it over to police. The defense will also probably ask New York Governor David Paterson for a full and unconditional pardon.

5508: Progressive Presbyterian.


From USA TODAY…

Presbyterians pick first black seminary leader

RICHMOND, Va. — For the first time in its 196-year history, one of the nation’s oldest Presbyterian Church (U.S.A.) seminaries will be led by a black pastor, a triumph for African-Americans who hope he’ll use his position to nurture the next generation of minority pastors.

Brian Blount, the head of Richmond’s Union Theological Seminary and Presbyterian School of Christian Education, is positioned to shape everything from recruitment to curriculum for the institution.

Supporters hope Blount’s high-profile position will inspire black students to attend the school; later, as pastors, those students could draw a more diverse group of parishioners desired by this shrinking 2.3-million-member denomination, which is 92% white.

Blount, 51, embraced the challenge at a May 7 inauguration ceremony.

“Are we ready to be more diverse?” Blount asked, to applause. “If we’re going to transform a multicultural world, we must be a multicultural seminary.”

He takes on the role in the former capital of the Confederacy, at a seminary where one Civil War-era professor boldly spoke in favor of slavery.

“It is a historic moment,” said the Rev. Gregory Bentley, head of the National Black Presbyterian Caucus in Charlotte “The symbolism of it, I think, is powerful in that it points the way to the possibility of an inclusive and diverse future.”

[Read the full story here.]

5507: Clinton Shoots Herself In Foot. Again.


From The New York Daily News…

Hillary Clinton’s colossal blunder simply the last straw

By Michael Goodwin

SICK. Disgusting. And yet revealing. Hillary Clinton is staying in the race in the event some nut kills Barack Obama.

It could happen, but what definitely has happened is that Clinton has killed her own chances of being vice president. She doesn’t deserve to be elected dog catcher anywhere now.

Her shocking comment to a South Dakota newspaper might qualify as the dumbest thing ever said in American politics.

Her lame explanation that she brought up the 1968 assassination of Robert Kennedy because his brother Ted’s illness was on her mind doesn’t cut it. Not even close.

We have seen an X-ray of a very dark soul. One consumed by raw ambition to where the possible assassination of an opponent is something to ponder in a strategic way. Otherwise, why is murder on her mind?

It’s like Tonya Harding’s kneecapping has come to politics. Only the senator from New York has more lethal fantasies than that nutty skater.

We could have seen it coming, if only we had realized Clinton’s thinking could be so cold. She has grown increasingly wild in her imagery lately, invoking everything from slavery to the political killings in Zimbabwe in making her argument for the Florida and Michigan delegations. She claimed to be the victim of sexism, despite winning the votes of white men.

But none of it was moving the nomination needle, with Obama, despite recent dents, still on course to be the victor.

So she kept digging deeper, looking for the magic button. Instead, she pushed the eject button, lifting herself right out of consideration.

Giving voice to such a vile thought is all the more horrible because fears Obama would be killed have been an undercurrent to his astonishing rise. Republican Mike Huckabee made a stupid joke about it recently. Many black Americans have talked of it, reflecting their assumption that racists would never tolerate a black President and that Obama would be taken from them.

Clinton has now fed that fear. She needs a very long vacation. And we need one from her.

Say good night, Hillary. And go away.

5506: Translators Must Be Expensive.


Not sure why this ad ran the headline in one language but presented the body copy in English.

Friday, May 23, 2008

5505: No Need To Debate The Lack Of Progress.


At AdAge.com’s The Big Tent, Tiffany R. Warren presents an odd perspective on the potential ramifications of Barack Obama becoming President of the United States. Some are apparently concerned such an event would threaten diversity initiatives, as people might believe the notion of President Obama signals “the false impression that America has gotten over its racial issues.”

Actually, a different argument ought to be made. That is, the United States is primed to elect a Black man for President, so why do industries like advertising still lag so far behind with diversity? Why is Madison Avenue—the place boasting to be on the leading edge of culture—trailing the general population in such a glaringly pathetic way?

5504: Keep Your Eyes On Your Pies.


Switching schedules with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Mickey D’s CEO Jim Skinner told shareholders that the fast food joint’s fries are no longer cooked in trans-fat oils. The official swap was allegedly made months ago, although the company opted not to advertise the change. “While we don’t plan to advertise these changes, we wanted [shareholders] to be the first to know that we have followed through on our commitment while keeping the same great taste that our customers expect from McDonald’s,” said Skinner. However, Mickey D’s is still working on removing trans fats from its cookies and pies. Because, by golly, it’s imperative that they keep the same great lack of taste that customers expect from those items too.

• A federal judge ruled that Wesley Snipes won’t have to report to jail on June 3 as scheduled, and can remain free pending his appeal. Which means the actor still has time to enjoy Mickey D’s cookies and pies before the products change.

5503: Bite Size Bland.


From a copy and conceptual standpoint, this ad lacks flavor.

Thursday, May 22, 2008

5502: Cutting Mullets And More.


Making cuts in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Four people testified in the R. Kelly trial, identifying the female in the infamous tape. “I know her like the back of my hand,” said one witness. “We got our hair cut the same way together. It’s a mullet. Short at the top, long at the back.” If the mullet fits, you mustn’t acquit.

• American Airlines announced plans to cut domestic flights and workers. Plus, the airline will charge passengers $15 for the first checked bag. Earlier this month, American said it would also bill $25 for the second checked bag. No word how much they’ll charge for losing both bags.

5501: Deceptive Recruitment Advertising.


This is technically not an actual job listing; however, it was assembled from the content of real recruitment ads…

At Agency X, a Director is a relationship guru—an inspirational leader and mentor. This person works with counterparts to foster and define a vision and leads team members toward this vision. He/she will work in our brand new Austin location and be a part of the agency that is on the radar of every marketing and communications company on the planet. Agency X, launched in 2006, focuses on coming up with ideas first without the distinction between disciplines and job titles, resulting in the highest Return on Ideas for clients. A Director is a connected player with his/her multi-functional teams, peers, the creative youth and our clients. He/she manages needs of team members to maximize learning and productivity while minimizing turnover. This person is a talented storyteller who is capable across multiple disciplines, such as digital, copywriting, design, interactive, CRM, promotional campaigns and environment/experiential. People that have experience with innovative direct marketing campaigns will be given high priority in our search for the best. The ideal candidate will be an outstanding strategic and conceptual thinker and persuasive communicator. Plus, he/she will be enthusiastic about business beyond marketing aspects. If you are up for the challenge, send your résumé, portfolio and cover letter explaining why your experience will help us take brands to immortal levels.

The true prospective employers are Project DaVinci, Saatchi & Saatchi X and Draftfcb. One agency has not yet done shit, and the other two have done nothing but. Here they are, nonetheless, hyping themselves like industry trendsetters. Too bad trophies aren’t awarded for breakthrough creativity in classified copywriting.

5500: Mood Poisoning.


Here’s a pretty odd way to advertise a restaurant. Hopefully, the young woman isn’t feeling ill after dining at the place.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

5499: Dollar Discrimination.


From nationwide news sources…

Paper Money Discriminates Against Blind?

WASHINGTON — The U.S. discriminates against blind people by printing paper money that makes it impossible for them to distinguish among the bills’ varying values, a federal appeals court ruled Tuesday.

The ruling upholds a decision by a lower court in 2006. It could force the Treasury Department to redesign its money. Suggested changes have ranged from making bills different sizes to printing them with raised markings.

The American Council for the Blind sued for such changes but the Treasury Department has been fighting the case for about six years.

“I don’t think we should have to rely on people to tell us what our money is,” said Mitch Pomerantz, the council’s president.

The U.S. acknowledges the design hinders blind people but it argued that blind people have adapted. Some relied on store clerks to help them, some used credit cards and others folded certain corners to help distinguish between bills.

The court ruled 2-1 that such adaptations were insufficient. The government might as well argue that, since handicapped people can crawl on all fours or ask for help from strangers, there’s no need to make buildings wheelchair accessible, the court said.

Courts can’t decide how to design the currency, since that’s up to the Treasury Department. But the ruling forces the department to address what the court called a discriminatory problem.

Pomerantz says it could take years to change the look of money and until then, he expects that similar-looking money will continue to get printed and spent. But since blindness becomes more common with age, people in the 30s and 40s should know that, when they get older, “they will be able to identify their $1 bills from their fives, tens and twenties,” he said.

Officials at the Treasury Department and the department’s Bureau of Engraving and Printing, which prints the nation’s currency, had no immediate comment on the ruling. The government could appeal to the Supreme Court.

While the government has been fighting to overturn the lower court ruling, it has been taking some steps toward modifying U.S. currency for the visually impaired.

The most recent currency redesign of the $5 bill introduced in March features a giant “5” printed in purple on one side of the bill to help those with vision problems distinguish the bill.

The appeals court also ruled that the U.S. failed to explain why changing the money would be an undue burden. The Treasury Department has redesigned its currency several times in recent years, and adding features to aid the blind would come at a relatively small cost, the court said.

Other countries have added such features, the court said, and the U.S. never explained what made its situation so unique.

5498: Obesity Bias.


From USA TODAY…

Weight discrimination could be as common as racial bias

By Svetlana Shkolnikova, USA TODAY

Weight discrimination, especially against women, is increasing in U.S. society and is almost as common as racial discrimination, two studies suggest.

Reported discrimination based on weight has increased 66% in the past decade, up from about 7% to 12% of U.S. adults, says one study, in the journal Obesity. The other study, in the International Journal of Obesity, says such discrimination is common in both institutional and interpersonal situations — and in some cases is even more prevalent than rates of discrimination based on gender and race. (About 17% of men and 9% of women reported race discrimination.)

Among severely obese people, about 28% of men and 45% of women said they have experienced discrimination because of their weight.

“Weight discrimination is a very serious social problem that we need to pay attention to,” says Rebecca Puhl of the Rudd Center for Food Policy and Obesity at Yale University, a co-author of both studies.

The research, based on surveys of more than 2,000 U.S. adults in 1995-96 and 2004-06, is the first to compare rates of weight discrimination with other forms of discrimination, Puhl says.

Institutional discrimination involved health care, education or workplace situations, such as cases in which people said they were fired, denied a job or a promotion because of their weight. Interpersonal discrimination focused on insults, abuse and harassment from others.

Lynn McAfee, director of medical advocacy at the non-profit Council on Size and Weight Discrimination in Mt. Marion, N.Y., is not surprised by the findings.

“Until we clean up language like ‘war on obesity’ and have authorities speak out about it, discrimination will continue to increase,” she says.

Puhl agrees weight discrimination will not decrease until attitudes change and laws begin addressing it.

No federal laws against weight discrimination exist, although some cities, including Washington, D.C., and San Francisco, have banned discrimination locally. The Massachusetts Legislature had hearings last month on a proposed law.

Peggy Howell says she will never forget the day her boss told her she either had to lose weight or lose her job. She weighed 280 pounds at the time and was working as a librarian. Feeling as if she had no choice but to comply, Howell joined Weight Watchers.

Howell volunteers for the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance, a non-profit organization in Oakland.

After shedding 120 pounds in a year and a half, she quit her library job and started an online business selling items that portray people of size in a positive light.

She says she now knows she has the right to challenge stereotypes, and she wants to “help people to see the beauty in themselves, no matter what their size.”

5497: Keep Your Lies On Your Fries.


Article above from the May 19, 2008 issue of Crain’s Chicago Business…

Why does a fast food joint that built its reputation on speedy service need years to rid the menu of deadly trans-fat oil? Looks like the boys running Mickey D’s are slick and slippery—and they’re playing the public for clowns.

5496: Good Neighbor, Not Very Good Ad.


This auto + home insurance ad could use some life.

5495: Arnold Seeks To Diversify.


The story below appeared at Adweek.com. MultiCultClassics comments immediately follow…

Arnold Hires Multicultural Marketing Chief
Osborne joins Havas shop from Novartis

By Adweek Staff

BOSTON Havas’ Arnold said it has hired Reginald Osborne as svp, group director of multicultural marketing.

Reporting to evp Jon Tracosas, he will focus mainly on the shop’s McDonald’s business. The long-range goal, per Arnold, is to create an integrated capability for diversity marketing across all agency accounts.

“I am excited to be at an agency like Arnold that believes diversity is important culturally and as a resource to better serve clients and consumers in a multi-cultural marketing and communications world,” Osborne said in a statement.

Added Fran Kelly, Arnold’s CEO: “The world we live in and market in is growing increasingly diverse. He will be an enormous asset to Arnold and to our clients.”

Osborne joins from Novartis Pharmaceuticals, where he most recently served as associate director of multicultural marketing. Prior to Novartis, he was at Spike DDB, where he worked on clients such as Jaguar, ExxonMobil, Foxwoods and State Farm Insurance. Other agency stops include Grey and Ted Bates.

Arnold has championed multiculturalism in the workplace. The Ad Club of Boston’s Arnold Rosoff Awards celebrating industry diversity are named for one of the agency’s founders.

The move is in keeping with industry trends, as agencies large and small have heightened their diversity efforts in the wake of continued criticism from some quarters that the ad business is too white and male-centric.

This story is unique on a few fronts.

First, it’s extraordinarily rare for Adweek to report on anything non-White. Although the byline seems to indicate it took the entire staff to figure out the brief news item.

Agency Spy’s superspy—who will soon leave that blog and probably take all interest with her—seemed perplexed over certain points. She observed, “…according to Adweek, [Osborne’s] goal will be to ‘create an integrated capability for diversity marketing across all agency accounts.’ So, what Arnold really means is they’re going to try and talk to people of color. Why they just can’t say that, I’ll never know. Never. According to Ad Age’s Report Cards, Arnold isn’t listed among the top 50 multicultural agencies in either the Hispanic, African American or Asian markets. Better get cracking, mister.”

Well, superspy, it’s unlikely Arnold will crack the top 50 anytime soon. If you closely inspect the Ad Age lists you referenced, you’ll see the overwhelming majority are minority-owned enterprises. Even the places “bought” by holding companies still keep minority-ownership status by retaining the necessary 51 percent share. This maneuver avoids upsetting clients who employ multicultural agencies to satisfy corporate diversity goals—that is, multicultural shops are viewed as minority vendors. It also means Arnold will have difficulty realizing its goals, especially if the Bostonians ever compete for business with typical multicultural shops.

Additionally, one could debate if the true objectives of diversity are being addressed when a general market agency hires minorities to focus on segregated initiatives. Or you could question why general market shops might be eligible to pursue multicultural assignments when multicultural shops are rarely allowed to pitch general market work. But those are the topics of future posts.

For now, let’s extend congratulations and best wishes to Reginald Osborne.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

5494: The Camera Never Lies. The Subject Matter, Well…


Lights, camera, action and a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• At last, the R. Kelly child-pornography trial began with opening statements today. The key players are depicted above: Prosecuter Shauna Boliker (left); R. Kelly (center); Defense Attorney Sam Adam Jr. (right). The defense’s contention is that the man in the infamous tape is not Kelly. Plus, the female in the tape is not the alleged victim. “Robert Kelly is not on that tape,” said Adam in court. “I stand before you on May 20, 2008, to tell you [the alleged victim] is not on that tape.” Or maybe it took so long to get to trial that the players completely forgot being a part of it all.

• An actress who appeared in a jewelry commercial where she writhed and moaned in a bed is suing the producers. She claims she was told the ad would be humorous, and she was shocked to discover it became a racy message. So far, a judge has allowed the $5 million lawsuit to move forward. R. Kelly insists he was nowhere near the filming of this one.

5493: Shades Of Whiteness.


From The Chicago Tribune…

The white vs. off-white election

By Meghan Daum

If you’re white and you like stuff, maybe you’ve bookmarked the Internet blog Stuff White People Like. The creation of Christian Lander, a 29-year-old Culver City, Calif., copywriter, it’s an ever-growing list of the kind of privileged preoccupations that traditionally are coded “white.”

Examples include not having a TV (“The No.1 reason why white people like not having a TV is so that they can tell you that they don’t have a TV.”), indie music (“To a white person, being a fan of a band before they get popular is one of the most important things they [sic] can do with their life.”) and, a bit abstrusely, awareness (“White people … firmly believe that all of the world’s problems can be solved through ‘awareness.’”).

To date, there are 99 items on Stuff White People Like.

Barack Obama, at No. 8, was among the first entries. Guess who is not on the list?

Somehow, Hillary Clinton, whose campaign now coasts on the fumes of a particular variety of white voter (the fuming kind), has failed to meet the rigorous standards of Stuff White People Like.

The reason, of course, is the same reason clichés such as mayonnaise and square dancing don’t make the cut either. The one thing Clinton has over Obama, which she has clumsily described as “hardworking Americans, white Americans,” is that certain white people like her more. But, to borrow a phrase from Lander and company, they are “the wrong kind of white people.” Could that mean they’re barely “white” at all?

Clinton’s white voters lack the salient feature of the white experience—privilege. As Stuff White People Like suggests, privilege now functions as a rarefied club that excludes people based not on their skin color but on their economic status, personal tastes and aesthetic sensibilities. The Web site tips toward progressive emblems of privilege (public radio), but because plenty of Republicans like iPods and farmers markets, it’s safe to say the actual cohort is bigger than that (or at least could support a sister site about white love for McMansions, mega-churches and golf). Yes, this club is still called “white,” but as time goes on, that whiteness becomes more conceptual than literal. You don’t have to be white to be white. You just need enough disposable income and the desire to buy the lifestyle accessories and adopt the points of view that were once exclusively associated with it.

So where does that leave Clinton’s last-ditch voting bloc? Barred from this new whiteness (and apparently unwilling or unable to make common cause with others who are also outside the pale), the people who handed Clinton a decisive victory in West Virginia have been stripped of so much social currency over the last few decades that you wonder if a new racial category—called “off-white” perhaps?—is about to emerge.

How else to explain the air of irrelevance that swirled around the primary? Granted, no one expected a nailbiter, but watching the media coverage, most notably the news clips in which one voter admitted to being “sort of scared of the other race” and another cavalierly insisted Obama was a Muslim, was to feel like the whole state had been written off as one big trailer park through which Clinton would take a final joy ride.

Some of that dismissiveness may be the result of the near-impossibility of Clinton getting the nomination. But it also may be a reflection of the way that, in the last 50 years, white people without college educations have gone from being the most dominant segment of American society to the most ignored.

A recent Brookings Institution paper on the decline of the white working class points out that in 1940, whites without a four-year college degree represented 86 percent of the over-25 population. Last year, they accounted for less than half. Moreover, in 1947, 86 percent of American families were white and earning (in 2005 dollars) less than $60,000 a year. By 2005, such families comprised only 33 percent.

But in addition to their dwindling demographic presence and their diminished status, these people constantly battle another head wind: culturally sanctioned mockery. Unprotected by the political correctness that makes deriding other minorities unacceptable or at least uncool, poor whites are often regarded not as people but as mullet-sporting, mobile-home-dwelling vessels of kitsch.

West Virginia had too few delegates at stake to matter much. Still, it’s been easy to get the feeling that some people, particularly those in the Stuff White People Like demographic, have concluded that the place is so backward it doesn’t matter at all.

The problem is, voters like those in West Virginia don’t see it that way. They may represent a shrinking demographic, but, as all the campaigns know, there are still enough of them that they can’t be ignored. The catch is that in an election in which race plays such a prominent role, the greatest tension may not be between black and white but white and off-white.

Meghan Daum is an essayist and novelist in Los Angeles.

5492: Boone On Board.


WPP’s Project Da Vinci finally lived up to its “new kind of marketing organization” hype by passing on the usual suspects—old White guys, that is—when selecting the CEO. Given all the criticism the enterprise has already received, the man will definitely have his hands full. At least no one can blame him for the potential agency name of Synarchy. Congratulations and good luck to Torrence Boone. Here’s what AdAge.com reported…

WPP Names CEO for Dell Shop
Former Digitas President Torrence Boone Will Head New Global Agency

By Rupal Parekh

NEW YORK -- After months of speculation, WPP said today it has named Torrence Boone, former president of Digitas, Boston, CEO of the global agency it is building from the ground up to service its first client, Dell.

“The opportunity to play a leadership role in the creation of a new agency, built to spec, with an ambition to redefine the client-agency relationship, comes along perhaps once in a lifetime,” Mr. Boone said in a statement. “I’m thoroughly excited about Project Da Vinci’s prospects and look forward to working with an exceptionally talented team to tackle the marketing challenges of Dell and other clients in today's dramatically changed media, marketing and customer landscape.”

Mr. Boone, 38, who declined to grant an interview today, comes to the start-up venture after several years at Digitas, which he joined in 2001. He previously served as VP-general manager at interactive shop Avenue A. Earlier, Mr. Boone, who holds an M.B.A. from Harvard Business School, was a senior manager at Bain & Co., where he focused on the health-care/pharmaceuticals and consumer-products areas.

He will officially take the reigns in early June, will be based in the agency’s New York headquarters and will report directly to WPP Group Chief Executive Martin Sorrell.

‘A new kind of marketing organization’
“The goal from the start was to design and build a new kind of marketing organization that not only provides unique solutions for Dell, but meets other clients’ marketing needs and does so using developments in technology to guide and measure its marketing decisions,” Mr. Sorrell said in a statement. “Torrence is ideally suited to this critically important leadership role. His deep experience across multiple marketing disciplines and his reputation as a developer of innovative marketing programs make him uniquely qualified to lead Project Da Vinci as we focus on reinventing the approach for integrated marketing services. We believe that Project Da Vinci will provide a template for other clients with similar desires.”

Mr. Boone’s appointment is long-awaited; it has been nearly five months since WPP was handed Dell’s three-year, $4.5 billion marketing contract, with the understanding that the holding company would build it a custom-made global agency network.

In his new role, Mr. Boone will be responsible for an agency with hubs in four U.S. cities, as well as London, Beijing, Singapore and Sao Paolo, and a staff of 1,000 or more staff globally. He will also have the help of a leadership team assembled ahead of his arrival. It includes Valerie Hausladen, managing director, Austin office; Kelly McGinnis, chief corporate communications officer; Matt Rayner, chief media officer; Jack Reynolds, chief talent officer; John Roulston-Bates, chief technology officer; Joe Scangamor, chief operating officer and chief financial officer; Ken Segall, chief creative officer; Stephen Sonnenfeld, president, consumer-solutions group; and Jeffrey Wilks, president, business-solutions group.

With a CEO in place, Da Vinci will focus on, among other things, establishing a new name and identity, which it expects to introduce soon.

5491: Don’t Ask.


Ask John Lee Why He Loves His BlackBerry. As the copy shows, John and his wife publish THEME magazine. And this ad ran in—you guessed it—THEME magazine.

Monday, May 19, 2008

5490: CEO 2 CEO.


The Spring 2008 issue of Black MBA—The Official Magazine of the National Black MBA Association—featured an interview between NBMBAA President and CEO Barbara L. Thomas and Starcom Mediavest Group CEO Renetta McCann. Topics of conversation included the much-ballyhooed SMG study on Blacks and diversity in the advertising industry. Download a pdf of the interview here or simply click on the images.


5489: SuperBlog.


One Diverse Comic Book Nation is a blog dedicated to exploring the diversity or lack of diversity in comics. ‘Nuff said. Check it out.

5488: Obesity And Fat Cats.


Junk food and garbage talk in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

The Philadelphia Inquirer reported on the growing health crisis among poor people in America, where high food costs lead to undernourishment and obesity. “The food crisis will make obesity and attendant diabetes even more rampant,” said a University of Washington epidemiologist. “Fruits, vegetables and fish are becoming luxury goods completely out of reach of many people. Consumption of cheap food will only grow. … Obesity is the toxic consequence of a failing economy.” Mickey D’s will probably introduce a new Southern Style McToxic Chicken sandwich.

• Mickey D’s CEO Jim Skinner criticized regulatory efforts to mandate calorie information on restaurant menus. Calling the proposed regulations “redundant and flawed,” Skinner rambled on to call activists “professional naysayers” and “CAVE people—Citizens Against Virtually Everything.” Given the crisis detailed in The Philadelphia Inquirer story, Skinner ought to consider venturing outside of his Ivory Cave.

5487: Ching, Chong And Little Change.


To commemorate Asian Pacific American Heritage Month, it seems appropriate to note the debate ignited by Chicago Sun-Times advertising columnist Lewis Lazare. The writer recently criticized a new commercial for Quiznos starring an Asian American woman working at a Laundromat. Created by Cliff Freeman Advertising, it can be viewed at the Quiznos website. In the spot, the old woman eats a $5 bill; plus, she appears to be in the throes of dementia as she gazes adoringly at her Quiznos sandwich.

“Cliff Freeman takes sandwich war too far by demeaning Asian Americans,” read Lazare’s headline. “To say the commercial insults Asian Americans is a massive understatement.”

A few days later, Lazare published the following reactions to his perspective:

You are right about the Quiznos spot. The Six Flags ad is even more stupid and offensive to Asian Americans. —Mike Kocher

I thought the commercial was an attempt to be funny. You review the same type of ads with young white guys doing stupid antics and don’t mention anyone being insulted. Can’t Asian Americans act stupid to get laughs? —Michael Schimp

I strongly feel the Quiznos ad is insulting, and I’m not Asian. It is really a stupid way to try and get people to buy their brand. —Kathy Repak

Are you Asian American? I wonder how do you know what offends someone else? (I work in a Chinese restaurant, where they slurp their soups and drink loudly without concern—offensive to you or me perhaps, but not to them.) Would you have said the same thing if the actress in question were Caucasian? Probably not. You see a woman of Asian descent. I see a woman. —Lou Lohman

How is the Quiznos ad an insult to Asian Americans? Are they, like the handicapped, not to be made fun of? Are they sacred and therefore not to be displayed in any light less than reverent? Would the ad be acceptable with a white woman? —Michael Curley

Thank you for your opinion piece on the Quiznos ad. I was so shocked when I saw it on television. Somehow, Asian Americans are always portrayed as crazy on television. —Jack Song

While I am not Asian, I think there is still a big difference between funny and offensive. This was funny! —Roger Kelner

I wondered how long it would take for someone to blow the whistle on Quiznos’ obnoxious—and blatantly racist—television ad that pulls its laugh at the expense of a poor old mama-san. —Mary Shen Barnidge

How is this a demeaning commercial? They were able to hire an Asian to do the spot, so it can’t be that bad. My girlfriend is Asian, and she finds the commercial funny. You need to loosen the bow tie and find your funny bone. This ad may not bring more customers into Quiznos, but it may give normal folk a good chuckle. Learn to lighten up. —Chris Murphy


Don’t mean to sound jaded like a dragon, but these debates have become so predictable—plus a pathetic portrait of the culturally clueless characters in the advertising industry and beyond.

It’s almost as if these racial respondents materialize on cue to hit their marks, dropping statements which have become as stereotypical as the imagery that inspires them. From the person who wonders why no one takes offense when Whites are portrayed as stupid to the Chinese restaurant worker allegedly witnessing heathen behavior to the dude with an amused Asian girlfriend to the attacker of political correctness griping that we all need to lighten up (hey, no Freudian slip there), the discussions on these topics reveal a true lack of progress in society at large.

On the multicultural marketing totem pole, Asian advertising agencies in the U.S. are still positioned far below their already-disrespected Latino and Black peers. Which means the overwhelming majority of Asian depictions in commercials and print are coming from the White ad shops. Granted, Asian Americans are starting to make positive appearances in advertising and media. Perhaps it’s partly because the White shops feel more comfortable integrating the “model minority” into messages. Or maybe it’s an offshoot of the popularity of Lucy Liu, Jet Li, Jackie Chan and kung fu movies. Whatever.

But it’s hard to deny the history of representations indicating adfolks consider people of Asian descent to be loud, bizarre, Sumo wrestling, Zen-speaking Laundromat owners inclined to eat anything.

5486: Don’t Monkey Around.


This ad’s headline is enlightening and accurate, based on the true stories here, here, here and here.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

5485: Julie Roberts, Asian Sensation?


This ad is probably not celebrating Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. But it’s tough to see the connection between the product and promotion.

5484: A Case Against Multicultural Ads.


What’s worse than this inane commercial? Seeing identically inane Caucasian and Latino versions.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

5483: NAACP Gets Jealous.


From The Associated Press…

NAACP picks young activist as its new president

The Associated Press

The NAACP board of directors has chosen Ben Jealous, a 35-year-old former news executive and lifelong activist, as the organization’s next president and the youngest in its 99-year history.

The 64-member board met and voted in Baltimore and plans to formally announce its decision on Saturday at a noon press conference.

NAACP national spokesman Richard J. McIntire confirmed the vote with The Associated Press early Saturday after the 8-hour closed door meeting.

Though he is not a politician, minister or civil rights icon, in Jealous the organization gets a young but connected leader familiar with black leadership and social justice issues. He takes the helm as the NAACP’s 17th president just months before the organization’s centennial anniversary, as the group grapples with dwindling membership and looks to boost its coffers.

“There are a small number of groups to whom all black people in this country owe a debt of gratitude, and the NAACP is one of them,” Jealous told The Associated Press in a telephone interview before the vote. “There is work that is undone … the need continues and our children continue to be at great risk in this country.”

Jealous succeeds Bruce Gordon, who resigned abruptly in March 2007. Gordon left after 19 months, citing clashes with board members over management style and the NAACP’s mission as his reasons for leaving. Dennis Courtland Hayes had been serving as interim president and chief executive officer.

Jealous was born in Pacific Grove, Calif., and educated at Columbia University and Oxford University, where he was a Rhodes Scholar.

He has worked as a community organizer for the NAACP; as managing editor of a black newspaper in Mississippi; executive director of the National Newspaper Publishers Association, the country’s largest group of black community newspapers; and as director of Amnesty International’s U.S. Human Rights Program.

Since 2005, Jealous has served as president of the San Francisco-based Rosenberg Foundation, a private institution that supports civil and human rights advocacy.

Despite his own successes, Jealous said blacks in America still have a hard row to hoe, and that the gains of recent decades have created a false sense of progress.

“Those of us who are 45 and younger were told, ‘The struggle has been won. Go out and flourish. Don’t worry about the movement,’” he said.

The NAACP was founded in 1909 by an interracial coalition who battled segregation and lynching and helped win some of the nation's biggest civil rights victories. But in the wake of racial advances, membership has dwindled and the organization has run a deficit.

Jealous said having the energy of a 35-year-old will be an asset to the organization.

“It means having somebody who is impatient and outraged that race is still a factor in our society,” he said.

His plans for the group include ensuring high voter turnout among blacks in the November election and pushing civil rights.

Jealous said he is eager to work with similar groups to push his agenda.

“This is the century when white people will become a minority in this country,” he said. “What that means is right now, we need to have a clear picture of where we’re headed and work together diligently with Latinos, Native Americans, Asians and progressive white groups as if our collective future depends on it. I’m committed to that.”

Learn more here.

5482: April Showers Bring APAHM.


From The Big Tent at AdAge.com…

May Is Asian Pacific American Heritage Month
Who Knew? So Here’s What You Can do to Celebrate

By Bill Imada

It’s May and it’s time to commemorate Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. Is it just my imagination or are most of you advertising folks forgetting to remember the myriad of contributions made by Asian and Pacific Islander Americans? Maybe some of you just aren’t aware that May is more than just Cinco de Mayo and Memorial Day weekend.

But I digress. Back to Asian Pacific American Heritage Month.

At one time, Asian Pacific Americans only had a weeklong celebration. The Honorable Norman Y. Mineta -- former congressional leader, cabinet member (under Presidents Bill Clinton and George W. Bush) and currently vice chairman of Hill & Knowlton -- teamed up with former Congressman Frank Horton to designate the first 10 days in May as Asian/Pacific Heritage Week. After the legislation passed through the House of Representatives, Sens. Daniel K. Inouye and the late Spark Matsunaga introduced a similar piece of legislation through the U.S. Senate which helped establish the weeklong commemoration. On Oct. 5, 1978, President Jimmy Carter signed a joint resolution of the House of Representatives and Senate designating Asian/Pacific Heritage Week as a national celebration. In 1990 the celebration was extended when President George H. W. Bush designated May as Asian Pacific American Heritage Month.

May was selected to recognize Asian and Pacific Islander Americans because in the same month back in 1869, the transcontinental railroad was completed by a workforce comprised largely of Chinese immigrants. May also marked the arrival of the first wave of immigrants from Japan back in 1843.

Most Pan-Asian communities around the country celebrate Asian Pacific American Heritage Month by holding special-recognition dinners, street festivals, symposiums, conferences, poster/essay contents, Asian-inspired film festivals, and employee-sponsored cultural events at the offices of major corporations. Some recognize the contributions of employees, vendors and executives who are of APA heritage.

So what can you do to be part of this month-long celebration?

1. Encourage, empower and engage employees of all backgrounds and cultures to learn more about Asian and Pacific Islander American culture by supporting and participating in community-sponsored conferences, panel discussions and symposiums. If none are available nearby, begin a dialogue with your own employees and co-workers.

2. Identify, recruit and invite speakers from local and national Asian and Pacific Islander-American communities to speak to your company/agency about some of the important topics that impact these communities from a community, business, advertising and marketing point of view.

3. Sponsor and actively participate in programs that commemorate the many achievements made by Asian and Pacific Islander Americans, including employees, customers, and civic leaders.

4. Recognize and celebrate the diversity of the Asian and Pacific Islander-American community by creating a program or event that highlights the rich diversity of these consumers, co-workers, and clients, and the common values they share with all other Americans.

5. Ensure that the spirit of Asian Pacific American Heritage Month is retained above and beyond just the month of May.

But the most important way that all companies and agencies can commemorate Asian Pacific American Heritage Month is by recognizing their own employees for their contributions, active engagement and achievements, regardless if they are big or small. So please take time to stop, think and ask: Why don’t I know more about that acquaintance, colleague, client or new neighbor who moved down the street and just happens to be of Asian or Pacific Islander heritage? Then do something about it.

Here are a couple of photographs. The first is from the first-ever South Asian Excellence Awards presented by Sony Entertainment Television/Asia and sponsored by a number of major corporations including Wal-Mart Stores/Sam’s Club, Nationwide Insurance, Air India, and Western Union. Proceeds from the event are being donated to the Asian & Pacific Islander American Scholarship Fund. The second is from the 42nd Anniversary Gala for East West Players, the oldest Asian theater organization in the U.S.


South Asian Excellence Awards Gala -- May 10
Waldorf-Astoria, New York
L-R: Nationwide VP of Market Development & Diversity Tariq Khan; Sanjaya Malakar; Wal-Mart Stores SVP of Finance & Strategy Michael Fung; McDonald’s Asian Owner/Operator Wai-Ling Eng.)


East-West Players Gala -- April 28
Universal Hilton Hotel, Universal City, Calif.
L-R: East West Players Producing Artistic Director Tim Dang; Southern California VP of Customer Service and Programs Erwin Furukawa; Southern California Edison Director of Corp Communications Stephen Gale.

5481: Looking Fuelish.


This guy doesn’t need fuel for life—he just needs functional suspenders for his trousers.

Friday, May 16, 2008

5480: No Noose Is Good Noose.


Hanging out with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• New York has officially outlawed displaying nooses as threats, as Governor David Paterson signed a new law on Thursday. “It is sad that in these modern times there remains a need to address the problem of individuals who use nooses as a means of threat and intimidation,” stated Paterson. “But it is a reality, and if we ignore it we would be derelict in our duty.” Start spreading the noose.

• JC Penney saw its 1Q profits drop 50 percent. “It is obviously a very difficult time for all U.S. consumers,” said the retailer’s chairman and chief executive. “They’re facing uncertainty in their financial well-being.” Plus, they think JC Penney sucks.

• The jury is complete for the R. Kelly child-pornography trial, with the final group comprised of 8 men and 4 women—of which 8 are White and 4 are Black. Kelly’s lawyers argued about the numbers, charging the prosecutors with deliberately removing Black jurors. The prosecutors shot back that Kelly’s lawyers had nixed potential White jurors. Latinos, Asian Americans and Native Americans will probably hold a protest soon.

5479: It’s Da Bomb.


Is this really the best way to attract recruits?

Thursday, May 15, 2008

5478: Flash Banner.


Why is Klondike promoting a consumer generated marketing contest—encouraging folks to submit homemade videos—with an example that would never be accepted by the judges? It actually demonstrates the advertiser’s agency is incapable of producing decent work.

5477: All The News That’s Shit To Print.


Not sure why The Chicago Sun-Times thought this story was worth publishing. Then again, not sure why we’re posting it too…

Potential juror: R. Kelly’s ‘not very smart’

BY ERIC HERMAN AND KIM JANSSEN, Staff Reporters

No jurors were added Wednesday to the panel that will weigh the R. Kelly child pornography case, though two white men appear likely to be picked.

Prosecutors said they would accept them, but it was unclear how the defense voted.

One of the likely jurors recently graduated from the University of Kansas. The other likely juror, who has a goatee and appeared to be in his 30s, said he knew little about Kelly and had no opinion of the justice system.

Kelly heard some tough words from potential jurors. A white woman, asked if she had formed an opinion of Kelly, wrote on her questionnaire, “Yes, he’s not very smart.”

Kelly looked up, a hurt expression on his face. Most of the time, Kelly has appeared not to be paying attention. The R&B superstar has appeared to be writing on yellow Post-it notes, then sticking the notes into his pockets.

5476: Help Wanted Ads Need Help.


AdPulp noted this actual job listing, which is on the opposite end of the spectrum versus the help-wanted pleas from Saatchi & Saatchi X. Scroll through it and read the additional MultiCultClassics comments below.

Copywriter/Art Director Team

Description:

BOONEOAKLEY — Young, fun, award-winning ad agency in Charlotte, NC seeks talented, award-winning art director/copywriter team.

We’ve set the bar high for our agency. So we’re setting the bar high for our applicants:

UNLESS YOUR WORK HAS BEEN IN “CA” ADVERTISING ANNUAL OR THE ONE SHOW, PLEASE DO NOT SEND YOUR BOOK.

IF YOU’VE BEEN IN CA OR ONE SHOW, THEN KEEP READING…

We have some pretty cool clients who like to do pretty cool work.

We have a mission: to be an extraordinary agency that does extraordinary work.

We have a great work environment, great people and great potential.

We have an indoor basketball court.

What we don’t have is you.

Okay, now stop reading and send us your PDF book.

P.S.: We may consider individual books, but we’re really hoping to find a proven team.


OK, to be clear, the following observations are not intended to criticize BooneOakley, although it’s likely many will see it as such. Please attempt to view this as an opportunity to consider our individual behaviors, attitudes and actions.

Based on comments left at AdPulp by agency co-founder John Boone, the job listing addressed a specific target and company need.

But it does symbolize the advertising industry’s recruitment practices, as well as spotlight the challenges of diversity.

When it comes to hunting for talent, agency executives with hiring authority tend to fish in a limited, exclusive pool. In this case, the pool has been sucked even smaller with the requisite CA Annual and One Show credentials. These honors are arguably prestigious, yet neither is particularly inclusive.

Heaven forbid creative directors should be capable of making the call on potential talent, as opposed to relying on the controversial opinions of award show judges. While it might not apply to BooneOakley, owning trophies does not automatically equal success. Think of the countless BDAs that woo rock stars, only to have them flame out in a different environment.

To repeat, this is not intended to spank BooneOakley. They’re hardly the first guys to hang a “Fill-in-the-blanks Only” sign. Plenty of shops demand diplomas from portfolio schools, citizenship from specific cities, membership from clubby cliques, etc.

It seems the common tactic is to hire clones. Bring in people who think like us. Dress like us. Act like us. Look like us. Need proof? Visit BooneOakley.com and scan the staff photos under the heading “OUR KULCHUR.” Like most agencies, the KULCHUR lacks culture.

Why does an industry that allegedly embraces breakthrough and unconventional solutions never apply the bravado to selecting new employees? Why do we go for the most expected, clichéd and obvious choices?

In his comments at AdPulp, Boone wrote, “Like much of what we do, [the job listing is] experimental. We’ll see if it works or not.”

Honestly, what’s so experimental about this exercise?

P.S., Pardon the digression, but here’s a persistent pet peeve: When searching for general talent, we’re attracted to “proven” winners. When looking for Black talent, we don’t hesitate to sign up Jay-Z, Jermaine Dupri, Diddy or any other hip-hop artist with zero industry experience. How come we never offer CD titles to Josh Groban or Celine Dion?

5475: Nothing Right About This.


FYI, smoking is a prime contributor to the leading causes of death among Blacks.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

5474: Go Away.


Resistance is futile in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Remy Ma was slapped with an eight-year prison sentence for shooting a friend. “I’m not a menace to society,” sobbed the rapper, begging for leniency. “I’m not a thug.” Perhaps, but she’s now a convicted felon doing hard time.

• The Detroit City Council is now asking the governor of Michigan to oust embattled Mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, who refuses to resign on his own. “I have told the mayor, as his lawyer, that he should not consider [resigning] under any circumstances,” said the mayor’s lawyer. “He’s made it clear to me that he’s never considered resigning. It has never been an option. It’s not going to be an option in the future.” Unless prison time becomes an option in the future.

5473: Hate Your Boss.


The creative director who approved this ad should not be a boss.

5472: Employer X.


A headhunter posted this actual job listing for an unnamed employer. It appears to be another desperately-seeking-help-plea from Saatchi & Saatchi X, the agency seemingly incapable of filling its open positions. “Inspired Innovative Creative Director-CPG Retail” is an oxymoron when considering the shop’s produced work depicted above and below. Also, is it lazy for recruiters to use services like Monster.com and Creative Hotlist to find candidates for clients? Anonymous job listings are pretty annoying too, as the secret employers often ignore professional courtesies including official rejections.

Inspired Innovative Creative Director-CPG Retail

Description:
The beautiful Midwest beckons an inspirational leader who puts the “create” back in Creative. Truly an opportunity to be innovative within a group of like-minded individuals adept at implementing world-class ideas focused on consumer marketing at the in-store level.

If you have a desire to craft and execute outside-the-box solutions related to packaging, in-store, print/graphic retail, connect with a multi-functional team of talented individuals to execute award winning work, inspire and mentor, please send your resume and portfolio samples!

The Creative Director will be a talented storyteller with expertise across multiple disciplines (digital, copywriting, design, interactive, promotional/experiential), able to capture a client’s need and translate into a results-oriented campaign.

The ideal candidate will be an outstanding strategic, conceptual thinker, a persuasive communicator, with a degree in a related field and preferably 8 to 10 years’ agency experience.

Must be able to manage multiple projects in a fast-paced environment.

Sound like you? If so, please submit resume along with salary requirements and PDF (or weblink) portfolio samples.


5471: Greatest Love-Love Of All.


This ad looks like the basis for another “Passionate-White-person-teaches-inner-city-youth-to-shine” movie.

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

5470: Keystone Cops.


The honeymoon’s over in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Remy Ma was forced to postpone her wedding at Riker’s Island when her groom-to-be Papoose was caught trying to smuggle in a handcuff key. He was asked to leave, and can’t return for at least six months. Unless, of course, he acts like a typical rapper and commits a crime.

• The first three jurors were chosen for R. Kelly’s child pornography trial. Somebody better frisk these folks for handcuff keys.

5469: Not Cool.


The creative team responsible for this ad should lose all of their cool points.

5468: Laura Martinez Talks Dirty For $7.95.


Last year, Laura Martinez pissed off the Association of Hispanic Advertising Agencies Board of Directors with a perspective she wrote criticizing Hispanic TV programming. She recently ignited a racial firestorm by posting about the infamous Mexican Absolut ad. So one can only wonder who will be offended by her latest work: Talk Dirty Spanish. Co-written with Alexis Munier, the book is now available via amazon.com and elsewhere. If you can read Spanish, there’s a review here. Given that it’s only $7.95, you should definitely pick up a copy or two. Madison Avenue agencies will no doubt try to count the purchase toward their diversity efforts.

Monday, May 12, 2008

5467: We Don’t Do Floors.


Given all the Photoshop® work in this ad, couldn’t they have cleaned up the floor on the woman’s right side too?

5466: Adweek Continues Diversity-Free Streak.


Adweek.com published Lowe CCO Mark Wnek’s mindless musings on the recent 4As Leadership Conference. True to form, there were zero mentions of the new diversity initiative from the 4As and Howard University. Technically, Lowe is not among the agencies that signed a pact with New York City’s Commission on Human Rights, so perhaps Wnek is representing his company’s ignorance on the issue too (it should also be noted that Lowe is a former employer of 4As President-CEO Nancy Hill). The story was titled, “There Are No Rock Stars Here.” There probably were no minorities too.

5465: For Sale Signs.


Going out of style and business in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The auction to sell Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch has officially been canceled. Continued interest in Jacko has officially been canceled too.

• Sprint Nextel revealed its 1Q numbers are worse than originally announced, with a million customers defecting to other wireless services. “As expected, our wireless business delivered weak financial results,” said Sprint Chief Executive Officer Dan Hesse. “While the business will continue to face challenges in the short term, we are making progress in methodically attacking the sources of our performance issues.” Time to sell the ranch.

5464: Yo Momma.


Seems like Mickey D’s just insulted grandmas, aunties and mommas everywhere.

5463: How Howard Helps.


From AdAge.com…

How Howard Will Help Agencies Diversify
4A’s Pledges Money and Manpower to New Center at Historically Black School

By Megan McIlroy

NEW YORK -- Late last month, Nancy Hill, the new president-CEO of the American Association of Advertising Agencies, stood in a conference room in a hotel in Laguna Niguel, Calif., and made what could go down as an important announcement in industry race relations. That the makeup of the 300 or so ad execs in the audience was just about completely white was the long and the short of the problem.

Madison Avenue has made some progress dealing with a much-criticized deficiency by finding more entry-level minority recruits to fill its cubicles. But things are no different when it comes to the question of who’s occupying the corner offices.

“The advertising industry has been very good at getting junior-level people of color into the industry, but the problem has been keeping them there,” said Adonis Hoffman, senior VP-legal counsel for the 4A’s.

The 4A’s is now grappling with that problem through a partnership with historically black Howard University. It aims to end the shortage of African-American executives in the ad business with a professional-development and research center at the university’s John H. Johnson School of Communications.

The 4A’s is contributing $250,000 and has pledged to help raise $750,000 annually for the center, in addition to providing leadership and financial support to develop its curriculum, research and programming. The 4A’s also will help staff a board of directors for the center with senior-level representatives from its membership.

Progress reports
“It’s a start,” said Carol Watson, president of minority-recruitment firm Tangerine Watson, adding that agencies also have a role in this partnership. “It will be up to Howard to not only show that they are providing the right resources but also up to the individual agencies to step up.”

The announcement comes weeks after the New York City Commission on Human Rights gave yearly progress reports on 15 New York advertising agencies that were subpoenaed about hiring and diversity practices. Though the majority of agencies being investigated met the minority goals they set for themselves, some didn’t. And what’s more, African-American and Hispanic hires lagged behind Asian-Americans, and some agencies seemed to lose minority hires almost as soon as they got them.

Some diversity advocates have criticized agencies and the commission for not setting specific goals for African-American hires and promotions, since the lack of African-Americans was what prompted the commission’s investigation in the first place. Though the new center is not just attempting to resolve diversity issues in New York City agencies, it will certainly be an ally in this fight.

“There is a lot of churn in the industry because there is not a feeling of being welcomed,” said Jannette Dates, dean of Howard’s school of communications. “[People of color] do not see people who look like them at senior or middle levels.

“On a lot of levels, this is one of the first times that the 4A’s has stepped up to say, ‘We believe in diversity, and we want to put some money behind our thinking,’” she said. “This is going to be transformative for the industry.”

Potential students
The goals of the center are to provide professional development and leadership training to people of color in middle ranks and above; to develop research and policy; to increase retention and create promotion opportunities; and to develop and measure best practices and solutions to increase diversity.

Potential students could be C-suite executives looking to diversify their agencies; African-American ad professionals looking to further develop their careers; managers looking to increase productivity; mid- to senior-level African-American professionals transitioning into advertising; and other historically black colleges looking to assist in strengthening the diversity of the work force.

The center will be based on Howard’s campus in Washington, but the aim is to provide professional development for agencies, both big networks and small independents, around the country. Though the details of the curriculum have yet to be determined, it is possible the program will include some kind of digital component that will allow people to get training online, a 4A’s spokesman said.

The joint venture has been in the works for more than a year, since April 2007, when a 4A’s task force chaired by Eugene Faison, chairman-CEO of Equals Three Communications, began considering the proposal for the center from Howard.

Top priority
So far, the partnership has been well-received by the industry. “This initiative is desperately needed,” said recruiter Sharon Spielman, managing director at Jerry Fields and Associates. “We are desperately missing [diversity] at that middle- to upper-level management.”

However, not everyone thinks it goes far enough. The blog MultiCultClassics said the initial monetary contribution should be bigger, though it need not all come out of 4A’s coffers. Agencies could peg their levels of contribution to their size, a “diversity tax.” The blog also said diversity is something Ms. Hill has to take on as a top priority, becoming something of a “chief diversity officer.”

“Resist the temptation to pass the buck, dodge the drama or delegate the authority to a friendly minority. Immerse yourself in the complex, emotional, maddening mess our industry has allowed to fester for generations -- and strive to solve it.”

Just a few months into her tenure, it’s clear Ms. Hill is making diversity a front-and-center issue. The Howard partnership was her first big announcement, and for the most part it’s getting good initial marks.

Well-regarded school
One of the most promising components of this 4A’s initiative is that it brings a university with a good reputation in the ad business into the fight for more minorities in the ad business. While the first place agencies might go to recruit talent might be Virginia Commonwealth University’s AdCenter or the University of Texas at Austin, Howard University’s communications school is well-regarded in the industry. The university is known to have a big database of professionals that are working in the industry, and among the 103 historically black colleges and universities in the country, Howard’s advertising program is the best-known, according to recruiters.

“They have probably the largest percentage of people in the business,” Ms. Watson said.

What’s more, Howard’s communications school has had success with this type of professional-development partnership in the past. For almost 10 years, the school has partnered with the National Association of Broadcasters to develop an annual media-sales institute, a 10-day workshop designed to introduce graduates to media-sales careers. According to Howard, more than 90% of media-sales-institute graduates wind up in the field.

“It’s commendable that [agencies] are hiring more people of color, but you still have to look at the challenge of African-American,” said the 4A’s Mr. Hoffman. “That’s what the Howard University initiative addresses in very straightforward way.”

Sunday, May 11, 2008

5462: Happy Single Mother’s Day…?


Um, where’s Dad?

5461: Another O.J. Confession.


From The Associated Press…

AP Exclusive: Ex-manager says OJ Simpson confessed

By LINDA DEUTSCH, AP Special Correspondent

A memorabilia dealer who profited from O.J. Simpson for many years is the latest former crony to write a tell-all book, this one alleging a groggy Simpson, high on marijuana, confessed to killing his ex-wife after he was acquitted.

Mike Gilbert also claims he helped his former friend wiggle out of the murder charges by suggesting how to bloat his hands so they wouldn’t fit the notorious bloody gloves.

Gilbert's book, “How I Helped O.J. Get Away With Murder: The Shocking Inside Story of Violence, Loyalty, Regret and Remorse” (Regnery Publishing, 232 pages, $27.95), is due in stores Monday. It was released to The Associated Press in advance.

He said Simpson had smoked pot, took a sleeping pill and was drinking beer when he confided at his Brentwood home weeks after his trial what happened the night of June 12, 1994. Simpson said he went to his ex-wife’s condominium, but did not bring a knife with him. Simpson told him Nicole Brown Simpson had one in her hand when she opened the door.

In a soft mumble, Simpson told him: “If she hadn’t opened that door with a knife in her hand … she’d still be alive.”

“Nothing more needed to be said,” Gilbert writes. “O.J. had confessed to me. There’s no doubt in my mind.”

Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman were stabbed to death at the entrance to her condominium. The knife was never found.

Simpson’s current lawyer Yale Galanter said none of Gilbert’s claims are true and that Gilbert is “a delusional drug addict who needs money. He’s fallen on very hard times. He is in trouble with the IRS.”

“I’ve talked to O.J. about it,” said Galanter, who refused to allow Simpson to comment directly because of his upcoming robbery trial in Las Vegas. “This stuff not only didn’t occur but it’s not factually supported by the evidence.”

[Read the full story here.]

5460: Brushing Up On Mother’s Day.


Colgate Palmolive launched a Mother’s Day promotion starring Gospel duo Mary Mary. See the video here, and last-minute gift givers can send free e-cards here.

5459: No Work Of Art.


This ad lacks the gift of art direction.

Saturday, May 10, 2008

5458: Sensitivity Train.


Today is National Train Day.

Wonder if the holiday was scheduled to coincide with Asian Pacific American Heritage Month. After all, Chinese immigrants laid lots of railroad tracks in the United States. Seems like a mighty thoughtful gesture from the folks at Amtrak.

Hat tip to Jetpacks for pointing it out.


5457: Courtroom Drama And Comedy.


Trying to brake the law in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• It’s showtime. Jury selection for the R. Kelly child pornography trial began on Friday, despite the star’s lawyers requesting to delay the event again. Justice delayed is justice R. Kelly style.

• On Monday, Remy Ma will get married on Riker’s Island. On Tuesday, she’ll be sentenced for shooting a pal. On Wednesday, no one will care anymore. Or maybe that will happen today.

• After initially barricading himself, DMX was arrested at 3am on Friday by a SWAT team that raided his home. It was all connected to indictments for drug possession and animal cruelty charges. No word if the SWAT team included Colin Farrell, LL Cool J and Samuel L. Jackson.

5456: Monumental Controversy.


From The Washington Post…

Statue Whittles Away at King’s Legacy

By Blake Gopnik, Washington Post Staff Writer

The Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. is one of the few undoubtedly, undilutedly great figures of the 20th century. Here’s a radical idea for truly doing justice to the greatness of his memory: Give him a monument that might go down in history as an equally great work of art.

According to the U.S. Commission of Fine Arts, the 28-foot-tall statue of King now being prepared on a work site in China, for eventual placement in a memorial on the Mall, doesn’t fill that bill. As reported yesterday, the commission, which has final say in all such projects, recently concluded that the latest model for the sculpture evokes the socialist realist art of Stalin’s Russia and Mao’s China – “a genre of political sculpture that has recently been pulled down in other countries,” as the commission’s chairman put it in a letter to the foundation raising funds for the memorial. He’s talking about the kind of works that followed from Stalin’s 1932 decree “On the Reconstruction of Literary and Art Organizations,” with charming titles such as “Comrade Stalin With the Leading Workers of the Party and Government Inspect the Work of a Soviet Tractor of the New Type.” As planned, the letter adds, the statue of King “would be unfortunate and inappropriate as an expression of his legacy.”

That’s dead right. It’s also no surprise. Lei Yixin, the Chinese artist who is crafting the figure, is steeped in precisely that tradition. Lei himself has done socialist realist sculptures of Chairman Mao, not quite a man in King’s nonviolent mold, and has a lifetime stipend from the current Chinese government, not a regime known for its commitment to King-style civil rights. “How can you make statues for Mao Zedong? He’s a butcher,” said Chinese dissident Harry Wu in a New York Times article last September.

There’s a reason the Chinese authorities favor Lei and the moribund artistic movement he represents: Their art speaks of immovable authority and unquestioned propaganda sent down from on high. Is that the language that we want King’s monument to speak?

For the record, I’m not on board with those who complain that the King monument is being made by a foreigner. Americans have a great tradition of bringing in the best art from abroad and (eventually) making it their own: The Statue of Liberty was designed, engineered and financed by Frenchmen.

Bringing in the best art from abroad, I said.

The King monument, as planned, is close to as bad as it gets. It’s hard to imagine it, or anything even remotely like it, ending up in any serious art museum. During a decade’s worth of surveys of significant contemporary art, not one of the thousands of pieces on display has had even distant kinship with the King memorial. The sculpture’s mediocrity doesn’t exactly honor its subject.

But quality aside, what does this sculpture even say about King, other than that he counts as a really big guy in American history? (Bigger, in fact, than Abraham Lincoln, whose monument leaves the Great Emancipator barely scraping 20 feet.) King’s sculpture could just as easily depict any bigwig you can think of: A great union organizer or a corporate titan; a champion of democracy or a preening dictator; a peacenik or a general.

The one thing the sculpture certainly doesn’t do is depict King as a courageous agent of change. That’s because, as a work of art, the statue is so fiercely reactionary, so deeply committed to ignoring a century of change in our visual culture. If there’s one thing art teaches, it’s that there’s meaning in what things look like. The look of the King sculpture, as planned, talks of turning back clocks. Its style comes straight out of an age when blacks had to sit at the back of the bus.

[Read the full story here.]

5455: Does She Or Doesn’t She? Who Cares?



Now Dove is responding tough to the accusations that ad photographs were retouched in the allegedly pure Real Beauty campaign. A Unilever executive declared, “The ‘real women’ ad referenced in recent media coverage was created and produced entirely by Ogilvy, the Dove brand’s advertising agency, from start to finish, and the women’s bodies were not digitally altered.”

Whatever.

First of all, Ogilvy is hardly a bastion of honesty. Regardless, the issue seems overblown—and dumb too. As MultiCultClassics continues to point out, the campaign has hardly been real in its depictions. The ad in question might not have been retouched. But anyone who has ever worked on beauty accounts knows photography, styling, makeup and lighting are just as capable of bending reality as Photoshop manipulation. Take a close look at the two Dove ads presented above and try to deny there was serious retouching involved.

In the end, Dove inspired the backlash via sanctimonious messaging that attacked its own category in the “Evolution” commercial. Hey, people who live in glass houses shouldn’t prance around in their retouched-free underwear. It just makes things ugly.

5454: Cancel This Flight.


Given all the airlines’ financial troubles, you might want to divert your career course toward another field.

Friday, May 09, 2008

5453: Yo Comment.


A few spirited comments appeared at AdAge.com’s The Big Tent in response to news of the initiative involving Howard University and the 4As. After noting the Open Letter To Nancy Hill, here’s what one person had to say…

When the City of New York handed out subpoenas to more than a dozen agency CEO’s to appear before the Human Rights Commission, the public face of the 4A’s found it more fitting to talk about the upcoming Advertising Week festivities. Behind the scenes, however, the industry retained a powerful City Hall lobbyist to try to sweep the entire unsightly spectacle under the rug, so as not to mar those upcoming festivities. This is the leadership legacy of the advertising industry 40 years after the government first held their feet to the fire. Yet when that same government threatened to levy an advertising tax, the 4A’s moved Heaven and Earth to defeat it. This is the legacy of putting first things first in advertising. Diversity is not a priority in advertising. When L. Ross Love, Vice President of Worldwide Advertising for P&G, demanded that his agencies embrace diversity, he was suddenly forced into an early retirement. It appears that what is a priority in the agency business is to hold strong at the status quo. Which is Minorities Need Not Apply. The one thing that Ms. Hill could do to show that her heart is in the right place would be to publish a yearly headcount of minority employees at the member agencies ranked by salary. But she won’t. Another thing she could do would be to require that member agencies register as Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employers with the Feds. But she won’t. Or maybe she could insist that the search firms that supply the bulk of mid-to-upper echelon job candidates submit a minority headcount similar to those used in commercial casting. But she won’t. As for her seizing the position of Chief Diversity Officer, she won’t be doing that either. It seems the only thing Ms. Hill has done in that area in the past is create a Hispanic agency at Lowe to keep that business from going to minority owned shops and be a “voice” for the need for more diversity. However, I challenge anyone to find a minority Executive Vice President, Executive Creative Director, Management Supervisor, EVP Media or any other high-ranking minority employee at Lowe, Doner, Baltimore, Goldberg Moser O’Neill and Hill Holliday, San Francisco and New York, and TBWA\Chiat\Day, St. Louis and Los Angeles (her former agencies). Of course, there is Doug Alligood at BBDO. Perhaps she can claim him. No, I would not look to Ms. Hill for anything more than business as usual at the 4A’s. Which is as it should be. With the mess this business is in with outdated business models and outmoded compensation standards, the last thing she should be focused on is a non-starter like diversity. — Harry Webber, Los Angeles, CA

Additionally, in response to early reporting on the new initiative, here’s what others had to say…

Howard University? Great school. Certainly the first place Razorfish, Chiat Day or Anomaly will be going to get candidates for their summer intern programs. A million bucks to do what nobody really wants done. Good one. And who will they get to head up their Center of Excellence In Advertising? Certainly nobody from our industry. Few award-winning creatives have a Masters Degree. That leaves academians and account guys. Lots of expertise in excellence in that talent pool. The truth is that there are only a handful of institutions that our industry looks to for first pick draft choices. On the management side, you have Harvard B-School, Wharton, U of I Champaign, Kellogg and that’s it. On the creative side, you have SVA, Art Center, Miami Portfolio and RSD maybe. I didn’t see Howard or any other traditionally black college on any gotta see lists I’ve ever seen. I have nothing against Howard. Hell, I got married there. I certainly have nothing against Black Universities. Vince Daddiego, Forrest Long, Joan Blaish and I taught America that “A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Waste” centuries ago at Y&R. But this is not a viable solution. This is a low budget publicity stunt. A minority scholarship to Harvard or Wharton would have been more in line. But then they would have to hire the graduates. And that would have defeated the purpose. Now they can pawn them off to Burrell or Uniworld. Way to go, Ms. Hill. Keep up the good work. The 4A’s is living up to its name. “Always Against Any Advancement.” —Harry Webber, Los Angeles, CA

This is great and I definitely support the 4A’s supporting a great school like Howard University, but it is the typical old school answer to solving the real issue of racism and hoping to have some defense when the real facts about the lack of executives (or even medium- to high-level middle managers) of color in the advertising industry is called out by others.

If you get thousands of talented people of color excited about advertising while they are in school at Howard and then, in turn, get them to choose this field as their “dream career,” how long will it be once they are in it that they realize that the support and advancement system available to their general market counterparts just does not exist for people of color in advertising?

Even when this talent goes to a “urban focused” agency to get the experience and work in an environment that they are allowed to excel in, when they try to move beyond that into the world of larger agencies, that experience is typically dismissed and not valued by both high-level hiring executives at those agencies and top recruiters that work for them. Moving from one of the traditionally urban agencies into a general market agency typically means a step down or backwards in the career of viable candidates.

The vast majority of truly talented people of color in this biz have either gone on to industries where they are embraced and nurtured or have developed ventures that they own to try to write their own ticket.

The issue is bigger than a donation that (on a yearly basis) doesn’t even amount to the salary of one high-ranking executive at any of the top general market agencies. The feet of the large agencies needs to be held to the fire on this issue on a constant and public basis by the 4A’s, the government and the clients that pay for their existence if this situation is ever really going to change in a positive way. —David Watkins, New York, NY

As an HBCU alum and PR professional I think this is terrific news. My hope is that it draws still greater attention to the glaring lack of minority advertising and PR practitioners in the general market space. —Christopher Brown IV, Chicago, IL

5452: Help Wanted For Change.


Even Barack Obama has trouble finding good digital help, as this actual classified ad demonstrates. But it’s nice to see Obama is an equal opportunity employer…

Obama for America, Barack Obama’s campaign for President, seeks Interactive Marketing managers to work at its Campaign Headquarters in downtown Chicago.

We’re looking for Internet experts who strongly support Barack Obama for President and have expertise in one or more of:

- Search Engine Marketing
- Search Engine Optimization
- Online Media Planning (Internet Display Ad Buying)
- Flash Banner Animation and Design (and Web Design)
- Ad Optimization Analytics
- DART Ad Server Trafficking
- Web Video Ad Editing / Producing

Ideal candidates will be interactive marketing leaders who have:

- direct response experience, focused on achieving ambitious eCPAs
- brand-advertising experience, focused on tailoring messages most persuasively to each target segment
- political campaign experience, either in Field or New Media (preferred, but not required)

To apply, please send a cover letter and resume to Michael@BarackObama.com (No calls please).

Due to the volume of applications, we are unable to reply to most inquiries, but sincerely appreciate the interest of all applicants.

Obama for America is an equal opportunity employer.

5451: Hill On Diversity, Talent And Inclusion.


In recent essays, MultiCultClassics has discussed the new initiative from the 4As and Howard University that was unveiled at the 4As Leadership Conference. In addition to trying to figure out the specifics of the program, MultiCultClassics has wondered about 4As President-CEO Nancy Hill’s true position on the diversity issue. MultiCultClassics reached out and Hill graciously responded by forwarding the complete statements she made on the topic during the conference…

Diversity, Talent & Inclusion:

Like many of you, I’ve thought a lot about diversity and the ad industry, and I’ve come to realize that part of the problem is the word itself. For many of you in this room—and the corporate world in general—the word diversity has unfortunately become a loaded term. That’s because the way that businesses frequently view diversity is often—if not always—a mathematical equation to be solved with numbers alone.

Yes, increasing the number of ethnically and racially diverse employees in agencies—particularly African-Americans in the senior ranks—is a critical business imperative for us all. The solution, however, isn’t simply tapping into the same pool of like-minded, like-experienced, like-educated talent, who happen to be ethnically and racially different from the (generally) white establishment.

I believe that in order for us to get past considering only the mathematical equation of diversity, we need to add to the definition of the word to include talent and inclusion.

Diversity of gender, race and ethnicity—the ad industry needs to put these at the top of the list, of course, but we must also embrace diversity of experience, point-of-view, and knowledge. I’d like to go one step further: True, genuine diversity recognizes the business value of respecting, celebrating and rewarding all of the differences that unique individuals bring to their work, because of and regardless of age, race, gender, sexual orientation, physical ability or life experience.

When—and only when—we have truly embraced these ideals can we ensure that our industry is one that leads in diversity, and not merely follows. Tomorrow I will announce a major AAAA initiative that will specifically address the dearth of African-American executives in our ranks, and how the AAAA will back our talk with funds to support this initiative.

Recruitment:

By casting a wider, more inclusive net for talent, we’ll tackle two of the greatest challenges our industry faces today—attracting talent and building awareness among the next generation about the rewards and opportunities in advertising.

The students that we should attract to the business are those who—on one end of the spectrum—are considering positions at the McKinseys of the world, and—on the other end—those who are taking jobs at Google, Microsoft and Yahoo!

Just twenty years ago, images of advertising careers played a greater role in the American zeitgeist, and tech and consulting career options weren’t as readily available as they are today.

I’ve heard several agency leaders, some of you in this audience, say they would discourage young people from joining our ranks, and that makes me very sad. Yes, the business has changed dramatically in the past 20 years. And yes, the skill sets that are required are different than they were in the past. But that’s what I think is so exciting about the business today. For those of you running agencies, it’s your job to make advertising the career path of choice for the brightest and most talented people out there.

We are the standard bearers, the main cheerleaders for our great business. And not only because advertising is simply fun or about “ideas,” which of course it is, but because advertising and marketing communications is at the core of all business, because it makes a fundamental impact on the quality of our lives and our economy. And because smart, creative, ambitious people are those who will thrive in this industry.

5450: Feel Like Hurling.


Throwing tantrums and assorted objects in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• R. Kelly hurled a basketball at a reporter who wanted to watch the star play hoops at a gym. His lawyers will probably request a delay of game or timeout.

• Foxy Brown took a plea deal for hurling a BlackBerry at a neighbor last year. She also offered a lame written apology, which she’ll probably wad up and throw at someone.

• Hillary Clinton hurled the race card, claiming Barack Obama will struggle to win the support of “White Americans.” Clinton referred to an Associated Press story on recent exit polls “that found how Sen. Obama’s support among working, hardworking Americans, White Americans, is weakening again, and how Whites in both states who had not completed college were supporting me. … There’s a pattern emerging here.” The pattern being Clinton’s inability to admit defeat.

5449: Dove Was Never An Ugly Duckling.


Not sure why everyone is flipping over the probability that Dove retouches its Real Beauties. MultiCultClassics called out the highly stylized art direction, makeup and photography from the start. Additionally, the brand has consistently failed failed failed to remain true to its original cause.

5448: Monster Overstatement.


If this headline were true, why would it be necessary to run a diversity recruitment ad?

Thursday, May 08, 2008

5447: More Dove Real Bullshit.


From AdAge.com…

Dove’s ‘Real Beauty’ Pics Could Be Big Phonies
Photo Retoucher Says He Improved Images in Controversial Campaign

By Jack Neff

BATAVIA, Ohio – Dove’s “real beauties” may not be so real after all, at least by the account of a renowned airbrush artist.

In a May 12 profile in The New Yorker posted online, Pascal Dangin of New York’s Box Studios is quoted as saying he extensively retouched photos used in the Campaign for Real Beauty, which, if true, could seriously undermine an effort that already has subjected Unilever to considerable consumer and activist backlash in recent months.

Models ‘a challenge’
“I mentioned the Dove ad campaign that proudly featured lumpier-than-usual ‘real women’ in their undergarments,” wrote Lauren Collins in the New Yorker article. “It turned out that it was a Dangin job. ‘Do you know how much retouching was on that?’ he asked. ‘But it was great to do, a challenge, to keep everyone’s skin and faces showing the mileage but not looking unattractive.’”

A spokeswoman for Unilever didn’t immediately return calls and e-mail for comment. An attempt to reach Mr. Dangin was unsuccessful at press time. But a spokeswoman for the campaign’s creator, Ogilvy & Mather, cast doubt on the account of the celebrity fashion photo retoucher, though she said the agency is still attempting to collect details of his work, if any, on the ads.

“We are unsure right now what he did,” the Ogilvy spokeswoman said. “He works with Annie Leibovitz, the photographer. And we don’t have any record of him actually working on any of the Dove campaign.

“There was no retouching of the women,” she said. “If there was a hair that was up in the air, that might have been the kind of retouching that was done. But until I know what he actually worked on, I can’t comment on it.”

Leibovitz appears unscathed
While Mr. Dangin long has been known to work with Ms. Leibovitz, she wasn’t the photographer on the earlier ads in the campaign that appear to have been referenced in the New Yorker profile.

Ms. Leibovitz was the photographer in a December 2005 shoot that ultimately became the basis for the Dove Pro-Age version of the campaign that broke in early 2007. That effort featured women in their 50s and 60s nude, not in their underwear.

If true, the news could be devastating to the nearly 4-year-old Dove campaign. The most famous execution to date -- and one that won both a Cyber and Film Grand Prix for Unilever at the International Advertising Festival last year -- has been the “Evolution” viral video, which shows an attractive but rumpled woman transformed through a variety of makeup, styling and retouching tricks into a billboard bombshell. The kicker: “No wonder our perception of beauty is distorted.”

The viral has been viewed more than 15 million times online and seen by more than 300 million people globally in various channels of distribution, including news coverage, by the estimation of Ogilvy Chairman-CEO Shelly Lazarus.

Last year’s follow-up to “Evolution,” “Onslaught,” took a harsher tone in criticizing the impact that distorted images in beauty advertising have in encouraging such problems as eating disorders.

Axe to grind
That in turn led to charges of hypocrisy from the Campaign for a Commercial Free Childhood, because Unilever’s Axe extensively uses buxom, attractive models in sexually suggestive ads.

A parody of the video, “Onslaught[er],” also became fodder for the environmental activist group Greenpeace to wage a successful effort in recent weeks to get Unilever to back a moratorium on clearing of Indonesian rain forests to grow palm oil. The group claimed Unilever, a major buyer of Indonesian palm oil, has been killing orangutans through its purchasing practices.

The Pro-Age effort in particular also provoked controversy, and Dove’s sales growth appeared to slow, then stall last year during the Campaign For Real Beauty’s third year, according to Information Resources Inc. data.

5446: Moving Too Fast.


Slowing down with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• R. Kelly and his lawyers are trying to delay the singer’s child pornography trial yet again, this time citing the increased press surrounding the revelation that a witness will testify she engaged in a three-way with Kelly and the alleged victim. One of Kelly’s lawyers said in court, “We are asking your honor to continue the case in light of the torrent of publicity over the weekend, specifically the front page of the Sun-Times, articles on pages 3 and 15, along with three pictures of Mr. Kelly and quotation of sources about leaked information.” Nothing like creating more publicity by complaining about increased publicity.

• An ex-Weather Channel anchorwoman won her sexual-harassment suit against her male co-anchor. The woman charged the ex-associate with making unwanted advances, including lewd remarks like, “Will you lick my swizzle stick?” You’d think a weatherman could do better, perhaps trying lines like, “I’d like to catch you in a shower,” or, “There’s a pressure front building in my boxers.”

• Rapper and actor DMX was busted by again for speeding, this time flying 114 mph in Arizona. Maybe he was on his way to the opening of Speed Racer.

5445: Girls Rule.


Female-friendly work environment? Maybe. Diverse work environment? Well, it looks like the same old club.

Wednesday, May 07, 2008

5444: Clichés In Stock.


Where creators of clichéd and contrived diversity ads can find new clichéd and contrived stock photography.

Tuesday, May 06, 2008

5443: Boys Will Be Boys Of Summer.


From The Chicago Sun-Times…

White Sox doll blow up
Manager defends team using inflatable dolls in clubhouse as ‘slump busters,’ but Sox official admits it was ‘tasteless’

BY KARA SPAK, Staff Reporter

If anyone was offended by the White Sox having a pair of inflatable dolls surrounded by bats and a sign encouraging players to “push” in their clubhouse before Sunday’s game in Toronto, don’t expect an apology from manager Ozzie Guillen.

“I’m sure it wasn’t done to disrespect anyone,” Guillen said Monday. “Everyone in the clubhouse, 100 percent of the people in the clubhouse, they are 18 years old and that’s a private thing. If the players do it in the dugout so everyone in the public could see it, or did it in the hotel lobby … we did it in the clubhouse. A lot of worse things happen in the clubhouse. I don’t really know why people are making it a big deal. If people got their feelings hurt because of that … they don’t really know much about baseball.”

‘You’ve got to push’

The gimmick, called a slump buster, apparently was put together to help the White Sox snap out of a recent losing streak. On Saturday, Sox players shaved the head of one of Guillen’s coaches, another uneffective trick.

“This was in the same spirit,” Sox spokesman Scott Reifert said. “In terms of taste I think people would find it tasteless. They were just trying to get the bats going.”

Reifert said players have “burned bats, kissed bats, slept with their bats, blessed their bats, you name it.”

On Sunday, the bats were circled around the two naked female dolls, one of whom had a bat inserted in its backside to prop it up. Each wore a sign over her breasts, one saying “Let’s Go White Sox” and the other reading “You’ve Got to Push,” the National Post in Toronto reported.

One group not amused by the prank was the Association for Women in Sports Media, whose members work toward ensuring a non-threatening work environment for all women in sports media.

“The presence of those dolls creates an uncomfortable situation for any female journalist who enters the White Sox locker room simply trying to do her job,” said Jenni Carlson, the group’s president, in an e-mail.

Official: Issue will be addressed

Guillen was asked about the prank Sunday and said: “Well, whoever did it spent a lot of money. That’s the type of guys we have. The clubhouse has been quiet the last couple days and I don’t like to see that. We have to stay at the same level of enthusiasm, no matter what happens. Because you worry about the game during the game, before and after, you can’t do anything about it. I know it’s not easy to enjoy yourself when you’re losing, but I expect the guys to stay with the same attitude no matter the results of the game.”

Reifert expects some dialogue about the situation when the team returns.

“I’m sure when the team gets back from the road trip there will be some conversations,” he said.

Contributing: Joe Cowley, Roman Modrowski

5442: An Open Letter To Nancy Hill.


Dear 4As President-CEO Nancy Hill,

Upon reviewing the limited press releases and considering the “major new initiative that will specifically address the dearth of African-American executives,” we feel compelled to share initial thoughts.

First, we believe any effort to improve the advertising industry’s lousy record on diversity is a sign of progress. Additionally, Howard University and the John H. Johnson School of Communications are respected enterprises with extraordinary people, outstanding resources and noble intentions. But the scenario thus far sparks a lot of questions and criticism.

Based on the PR, it almost looks like Howard University conceived and sold the concept. On the one hand, our industry always boasts that we only want the best ideas, and we don’t care who comes up with them. Yet there’s a disturbing pattern with diversity-related “solutions” on Madison Avenue and beyond. Specifically, outsiders—from Sanford Moore to Jesse Jackson to New York City’s Commission on Human Rights—tend to orchestrate and execute the mini-revolutions. Ms. Hill, why isn’t anyone directly tied to the 4As ever proactively and officially leading the charge?

Outsiders’ success to date has been debatable, including the work of New York City’s Commission on Human Rights, which holds strong political powers. Omnicom launched the Diversity Development Advisory Committee with plenty of revered outsiders—and when Mad Ave shops presented first-year report cards per the pact with New York City’s Commission on Human Rights, Omnicom companies had the worst grades. Unfortunately, outsiders lack two imperative ingredients: real-life industry experience and the influence to dictate change.

Insider groups haven’t fared much better, probably because these collectives are often comprised of appointed minorities. While they have the requisite industry smarts, they’re missing the coercive muscle. Hey, if minorities could make it happen, wouldn’t they have fixed everything countless decades ago?

In the past, the 4As and AAF awarded fancy titles to minority representatives who rarely elevated above lame duck/puppet status. It’s possible, Ms. Hill, that you’ve contemplated this route. Oh, it would be extremely easy to crown Heide Gardner or Tiffany R. Warren as the 4As Celestial Goddess of Divine Diversity and insist they do the heavy lifting. Been there, done that.

There are grass-roots projects making inroads too. But they’re typically small, localized endeavors run by minorities.

So what’s our point? Minorities have consistently played big roles in the movement. And they will be integral partners in the global attempt to reach the Promised Land.

To realize the dream, however, we’ll need to integrate the front line offensive with honchos from the ruling majority—i.e., White folks. That means you, Ms. Hill. We can’t permit Whites to hide under their desks and grumble the dilemma is the sole property of colored people.

Diversity demands diversity. Exclusive behavior fueled the problem. Inclusive behavior will reverse it.

Bear with us for a minute as we wind toward the heart of our recommendation. As blog visitors know, MultiCultClassics routinely posts diversity recruitment ads from various corporations. About 99.99 percent of these messages are clichéd, contrived crap. But we recently discovered a semi-fresh example. Here it is (click on the image to enlarge):


In this company, the President and CEO elected himself Chief Diversity Officer. As you can see, Ms. Hill, he’s a White guy. Now, we can’t verify if it’s just a patronizing smokescreen. Who cares? It’s damned gutsy. And the headline nails the notion: Accountability starts at the top.

Take our simple advice: Seize the position of 4As Chief Diversity Officer. Resist the temptation to pass the buck, dodge the drama or delegate the authority to a friendly minority. Immerse yourself in the complex, emotional, maddening mess our industry has allowed to fester for generations—and strive to solve it.

Albert Einstein declared, “Insanity [is] doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.”

Ms. Hill, here’s your opportunity to stop the insanity.

Cordially yours,

HighJive @ MultiCultClassics

P.S. The $250,000 contribution, while arguably generous, appears to be well short of the actual needs. The university has already identified requiring $750,000 annually to achieve its goals. In many respects, the John H. Johnson School of Communications is about to experience the types of budgetary obstacles traditionally faced by minority advertising agencies. That is, folks are asked to deliver ideal results with substandard finances. Surely an organization that still holds its conventions at swanky locales like Laguna Niguel can find proper funding. We’re not suggesting the loot be withdrawn from the 4As’ coffers. Perhaps the whole industry should foot the bill, as the initiative will benefit us all. Impose a diversity tax for 4As member agencies. Have the accountants at IPG formulate a fair and effective payment scheme, where the individual amounts are percentages based on agency size versus a flat fee for everyone. Do the right thing.

5441: Settling For Diversity?


Wonder if this ad is part of Walgreens’ $20+ million settlement stemming from a racial bias lawsuit.

Monday, May 05, 2008

5440: Chic And Sheikh.


What’s “the most happening place” for adfolks today? New York? San Francisco? Minneapolis? Check out this actual job listing…

Creative Director with international agency experience and awards. Willing to relocate to Dubai UAE. The most happening place for Advertising industry. Please apply and send cv along with the most recent work.

5439: Diversify Your Stock Portfolio.


Don’t want to be accused of thinking all Asians look alike, but it appears these diversity ads used the same stock photo woman.

Sunday, May 04, 2008

5438: The Kids Are Aiight.


From The Chicago Tribune…

Call them what you like, but these kids are all right

By David Sharos

Sociologists, economists and all those other “ists” had a ball in the last century. Think of all the nifty names they invented to categorize the various generations: “Lost” and “Me” and “Pepsi” and “X.”

Today, there is the Next generation—also known as Generation Y, the Echo Boomers, or the Millennium Generation.

Those of us among the 76 million Baby Boomers who parented that last group know there is a better framework than nicknames to characterize our children.

They are real people, flesh and blood, teenagers and young adults with faults and gaps, certainly, but also with some remarkable things going for them.

They are the first wave of Americans who grew up being ferried about by soccer moms in minivans, kids raised on computers, private tennis lessons and designer clothes. More of them will embark on a college education than any generation in history.

We, their parents, took our own college degrees and rode the robust economy of the late 1980s and ‘90s. We made money and chased the American Dream.

We lived better, bought larger, and gave our kids more—materially—than any other generation has received.

Many believe the result of our “success” is that the Echo Boomers are spoiled, enabled and privileged. We wonder if the Dream many of us have realized is now biting us in the behind.

The truth is that our kids are entering a world unlike any other we have seen before, but they also may have more tools to fix it.

“For the first time in history, our job, as educators, is to prepare our students for a future that we cannot clearly describe,” wrote David Warlick, an education consultant and author of “Redefining Literacy for the 21st Century.”

The events of 9/11 showed that the United States cannot delude itself that it lives in a glass dome where it can hide from the world and its problems. The next generation will have to remain proactive, a legacy that no other generation has inherited.

Technology and the answers it can provide remain both our greatest liability and our greatest hope. The last century brought us every invention from the automobile to the iPod, only to be tempered by the outbreak of HIV and global warming. It’s eerie when you think it has taken only a century to create these problems, and it might take more than a century to clear them up.

But this next generation grew up technologically savvy, and we have to believe they’ll find some answers. Every generation, sooner or later, seems to find itself in a place that seems overwhelming, yet time and again it is in those desperate moments that we experience our finest hour.

Hollywood satirized the Echo Boomers in the film “Failure to Launch.” But the movie is off the mark: Given the affluence many experienced throughout their formative years and considering the challenges presented by the world that awaits them, who can blame young people for retreating to a place of higher ground?

And let’s face it—many of the original Boomers stand in the next generation’s way, clogging up the arteries in the workplace because the retirement system or the pension they’re awaiting means hanging on now for five more years instead of six more months.

Whether it be serving in the Iraq war, participating in a church’s relief mission, renewing an interest in teaching or nursing, or volunteering at a retirement home, Echo Boomers are doing things today that none of their parents ever experienced. We would do well to focus on that.

Those who are living 100 years from now will likely look back and say that much of what we are doing today and much of what we believe—from our practice of medicine to our use of cell phones—was archaic, ineffective, and maybe downright crazy.

Our kids today will help define our world for those who come a century from now. Like boats moored at port during a storm, they are just waiting for the time to sail.

David Sharos, who teaches literature and writing at Schaumburg High School, is the father of two Echo Boomers.

5437: Fading Tattoos.


Wonder if Hervé Villechaize ever had Tattoo Regret…

5436: The “Black-o-sphere.”


From The Washington Post…

Critics of Old Guard Take Black Activism Online

By Darryl Fears, Washington Post Staff Writer

The new black revolution, as singer Gil Scott-Heron famously predicted, is not being televised.

It is raging online.

A growing cadre of young black activists is using the Internet in an attempt to eclipse traditional civil rights organizations such as the NAACP and hit the refresh button on the civil rights movement. Bloggers with names such as the Cruel Secretary, and blogs called What About Our Daughters? and the African American Political Pundit, have railed against groups in the “black-o-sphere,” saying they do not understand young black Americans, are behind the times and react too slowly to incidents involving the younger generation.

The leaders of the fledgling movement -- Van Jones and James Rucker of ColorOfChange.org -- may not be familiar to many, but their work is. They circulated a letter and a petition last week promising that the Democrats will pay a “political price” if they overturn the will of black and young voters and choose Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (N.Y) as the party’s nominee over Sen. Barack Obama (Ill.).

Jones and Rucker were also the first to successfully raise awareness about the cases of six black teenagers initially charged with attempted murder for beating a white classmate in Jena, La. The campaign led to one of the largest civil rights marches in the South in recent years.

Blogger Gina McCauley, 32, who is organizing the first conference of nonwhite bloggers this summer in Atlanta, said that what Jones and Rucker have started “can potentially become a new Niagara movement,” a reference to the small contingent of black intellectuals, including W.E.B. Du Bois, who met near Niagara Falls in 1905 to form an organization to oppose segregation. The organization eventually became the NAACP.

Others have another name for the new efforts by black bloggers: Civil Rights 2.0. Blogger L.N. Rock said that if abolitionist Frederick Douglass, former congressman Adam Clayton Powell Jr., civil rights organizer Bayard Rustin and “people like that were around today, they would have blogs.”

“The NAACP’s youth-outreach efforts are dysfunctional,” Rock said. “We would have been glad to work with them had they asked. If you’re talking about the talented tenth, we are the new talented tenth,” a reference to a concept by Du Bois of a group of exceptional black men.

“The skill sets of the bloggers is no joke,” Rock said. “These guys have doctorates. They’re not being used.”

[Read the full story here.]

5435: Showing Your Cards.


It’s probably not a good idea to potentially piss off aggressive lawyers—so please don’t sue us for saying this—but these ads seem awfully misogynistic.

5434: Rent-A-Cliché.


The only thing sillier than this headline is the fact that Enterprise decided to trademark it.

Saturday, May 03, 2008

5433: Job From Hell Description.


This actual job listing for a Marketing Specialist Visual Design is in desperate need of some visual design. The role isn’t being marketed especially well either.

Marketing Specialist Visual Design—Retail

Scope/Overview Legacy Marketing Partners, a rapid-growth event/experiential marketing agency is seeking a Marketing Specialist (MS) for project work with a well-known beauty brand. The MS will be responsible for development of in-store plan-o-grams inclusive of acrylic templates and shelving design and production oversight and product layout as well as marketing and promotions planning and execution for retail stores in various national locations. The Marketing Specialist is responsible for meeting and exceeding client objectives resulting in client satisfaction, retention and expansion of business opportunities. This position will work closely with the Account Supervisor, account team and client. The following outlines the key areas of responsibilities included, but not limited to, the role of Marketing Specialist: Core Responsibilities • Develop and maintain regular and effective communications with agency counterparts, media, creative, and other Legacy departments to ensure accurate and timely production and execution of deliverables • Create, develop and update plan-o-grams, designing acrylic templates and shelving, working closely with production and agency vendors • Design shelving and arrange product layout within retail store environments • Concept and execute all marketing and promotions plans including signage, invitations and other advertising associated with promotions • Hire, train and coordinate staff for in-store promotions such as “Girls Night In,” etc. • Develop and maintain positive working relationships with all vendors • Plan, facilitate and conduct product training • Develop prospective budgets and event component materials for client programs • Utilize internal and external resources to provide on-target solutions • Source vendors and event opportunities for event dynamic • Determine relevant production, media, advertising and other event requirements • Program, plan and implement production budgets and calendars • Identify marketing opportunities to maximize client exposure • Assist in the programming, planning and implementation of the events calendar • Execute in-store promotions including managing on-site event activities and ensuring flawless execution utilizing creative problem solving • Manage staff while at an event and communicate staff performance to appropriate management • Other responsibilities as assigned Competencies Analytical/Strategic Skills: Effective problem solving skills; interprets and uses numerical data effectively Relationship Building/Teamwork: Maintains high level of client service, maintains positive internal and external relationships; contributes to business building opportunities; promotes enthusiasm and pride in work Organization /Management Skills: Moves projects forward to meet objectives; anticipate well and manages time effectively; consistent meets deadlines; manage, motivate and train event staff; budget management Position Requirements • Previous experience designing store plan-o-grams (beauty) and acrylic shelving design as well as product layout a must • Excellent communication skills and attention to detail • Previous promotional experience, preferably in-store retail • Visual merchandising experience a plus, but not required • Strong planning skills and highly developed visual and spatial capabilities • Previous experience working closely with vendors in design, production, etc. • Effective oral, written and interpersonal skills • Good management and leadership ability • Proficient in Excel and Word, exceptional Powerpoint skills, CAD experience (a plus, but not required) • Decisive and effective problem-solving ability • Client service oriented

5432: Doing It With R. Kelly.


The Chicago Sun-Times reported a witness will testify she participated in a threesome with R. Kelly and the alleged underage female victim. Next to the story, an animated ad celebrating Mother’s Day features a woman and a young girl. Nice.

5431: Cold Calling.


Phoning it in with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Chrysler is launching a program where company executives will make phone calls to customers to check if they’re happy with their vehicles. Knowing Chrysler, the honchos will probably call during dinner or while you’re on the toilet.

• Add Linens ‘n Things to the list of retailers struggling to stay in business. The company will file for bankruptcy ‘n close 120 stores nationwide.

The Chicago Sun-Times reported a new twist in the upcoming R. Kelly child pornography trial. Apparently, a witness will testify she was involved in a three-way with Kelly and the alleged underage victim. She no doubt has the Linens ‘n Things to prove it.

• As expected, Wesley Snipes and his lawyers filed to appeal his federal tax conviction. OK, the man failed to file his taxes for years, but had no problem immediately filing an appeal.

• Foxy Brown is facing a new lawsuit from the neighbor she allegedly bashed in the face with her BlackBerry last August. Maybe Foxy can collect some legal defense loot by appearing in one of those “Why I Love My BlackBerry” ads.

5430: The Businessmen.


From The Los Angeles Times…

New job for an old gang
Aging members of the Businessmen -- precursors of the Bloods and Crips -- want to end the cycle of violence they helped create in South Los Angeles

Their name, the Businessmen, was derived from the slang term “taking care of business.” They were among several dominant African American gangs -- the Slausons, the Gladiators, the Del Vikings -- in the early 1960s in the neighborhood then known as South-Central: the precursors to the Bloods and the Crips.

Now, the Businessmen of South Park have traded their fedoras for bifocals, and their whiskers are gray. But they’re together again -- not to fight or drink but to try to unravel what they say is their own destructive legacy. They are tormented by the thought that their early gang activity begot increasingly violent generations of gangs. “We had a hand in making it like this,” said Carter Spikes, 61. “Now we are doing what we can to make things right.”

So the gang that once hung out by the gymnasium in the big green expanse of South Park on Avalon Boulevard and 51st Street now boasts an office across the street, with a brass placard on the door that reads The Businessmen, and with a computer, coffee maker and extra large canister of Coffee-mate inside.

Former gangsters turned anti-gang activists are nothing new in South Los Angeles. So far, the Businessmen acknowledge, their nascent organization has produced mostly ideas for future projects.

What sets the Businessmen apart are their age -- most are in their 60s -- their memories and a certain mellowness that comes with their status as grizzled survivors.

The Businessmen comprised four generations -- age groups -- of young men growing up around South Park in the 1950s and 1960s, many of whom attended Jefferson High School. Successive generations were dubbed the Seniors, the Juniors, the Babies, and the Unborns. Most of the current group belonged to the third installment of the gang, the Baby Businessmen, active in the period right before the 1965 Watts riots.

[Read the full story here.]

5429: Don’t Judge Ad Industry By Its Ads.


It’s tough to get people excited about advertising careers by using ads that suck.

Learn more about upcoming career fairs here.

5428: Please Mr. DJ—Stop!


Wish Pepsi would stop spinning the same idea every year.

Friday, May 02, 2008

5427: The S Word.


From USA TODAY…

Pressure for place names to drop ‘squaw’

By Marisol Bello, USA TODAY

Moves to eliminate the term “squaw” from names of geographical sites are accelerating because of protests that the term is offensive.

The U.S. Board on Geographic Names has renamed 16 valleys, creeks and other sites so far this year. Pending proposals mean 2008 should see more changes than any year in a decade, the board says.

American Indians consider “squaw” a derogatory term for women, says Jacqueline Johnson of the National Congress of American Indians. Native Americans have pushed states and the federal government to eliminate it.

Their most high-profile success came April 10, when the federal board renamed Squaw Peak, a hiking spot outside Phoenix, Piestewa Peak to honor Lori Piestewa, a Hopi-Hispanic soldier from Arizona who was killed in Iraq in 2003.

Nine states — Minnesota, Montana, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Oregon, Maine, Florida, North Carolina and Tennessee — have passed laws changing names of public places that use certain terms defined as offensive.

At least 940 places from churches to bridges and natural formations use the word, the names board says. At Squaw Valley in California, a push to rename the ski resort failed five years ago.

The names board has final say over name changes for geographic features such as mountains and lakes. Local governments decide on schools, towns and roads.

Valerie Fast Horse, a council member with the Coeur d’Alene Tribe of Idaho, Montana and Washington, says the usual translation of “squaw” is a profane term for female genitalia. It’s so offensive in her tribe, she says, that members refer to it as “the ‘S’ word.”

“They should translate the names into English and see how fast they get changed,” she says.

The word originally meant “woman” but took on a derogatory meaning as white settlers used it to describe a promiscuous or unworthy woman, says University of Montana anthropology professor Neyooxet Greymorning.

Two Montana county commissions have approved renaming a butte and coulee but object to the Indian names a local tribe proposes.

“It irritated me,” says Cody McDonald, a Judith Basin County commissioner. “When these things were named a hundred years ago, they didn’t mean to offend anybody. … And it’s a waste of time. Everybody’s still going to call it ‘Squaw Coulee.’”

5426: Close-Minded.


What’s in store with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Disney announced plans to shut down about 98 retail stores. Home Depot is closing 15 stores, plus rethinking previous plans to open 50 others. Earlier announcements included Talbots closing 78 stores, Ann Taylor closing 117 stores in the next two years and Pacific Sunwear closing 154 demo stores. Home Depot probably hopes to realize additional sales by offering window-boarding materials and going-out-of-business signage to the failed enterprises.

• A survey by CNN/Opinion Research Corp. revealed President Bush has a record-breaking disapproval rating of 71 percent. No word when Dubya plans to shut down the store.

5425: Is Adweek Culturally Weak?


Way back in Essay Fourteen (March 2005), MultiCultClassics noted DiversityInc.com called out Advertising Age and Adweek for the publications’ lack of minority representation in editorial content. Why, MultiCultClassics even generously offered suggestions in Essay Seventeen.

Since then, Advertising Age has shown dramatic progress. The enterprise has provided consistent, detailed reporting on diversity-related issues, covered multicultural marketing and launched The Big Tent blog.

Adweek, on the other hand, hasn’t done shit. In fact, parent company VNU even dumped Marketing y Medios, a leading source for news on Latino marketing.

When others spotlighted the dealings between Madison Avenue and New York City’s Commission on Human Rights, Adweek was conspicuously absent. The New York Times’ Stuart Elliot and Advertising Age recently ran stories on the agencies’ alleged progress, and once again, Adweek was nowhere to be seen. This week, Elliott and Ad Age mentioned the “major new initiative that will specifically address the dearth of African-American executives” presented at the 4As Leadership Conference. Adweek didn’t bother typing a sentence about it.

Is Adweek lazy, culturally clueless, racist, too White or just plain irrelevant? Probably all of the above.

But since the magazine is no longer a weekly, and there appears to be no effort to generate more inclusive content, perhaps it should be officially renamed Adwhite.

5424: Dumb Clucks.


Seems odd for a charity run at the local zoo to be sponsored by KFC. The fast food joint is a perennial target of animal-rights activists. And it’s hard to imagine runners are big fans of Famous Bowls.

5423: All Wet.


Drinking like a fish…?

Thursday, May 01, 2008

5422: The New Initiative.


Stuart Elliott of The New York Times reported on the alleged “major new initiative that will specifically address the dearth of African-American executives” that 4As President-CEO Nancy Hill alluded to earlier at the 4As Leadership Conference. Here’s the big whoop dee damn doo (immediately followed by a MultiCultClassics comment):

INCLUDING INCLUSION A last-minute addition to the agenda of the conference was an announcement of a partnership between the sponsor association and Howard University in Washington to address a persistent problem for advertising agencies: attracting and keeping a more diverse staff of middle and senior managers.

The Four A’s has committed $250,000 to begin the founding of a Center for Excellence in Advertising at the John H. Johnson School of Communications at Howard, a historically black college, which will seek an additional $750,000 a year to support the center.

“It’s not enough to say diversity is important,” said Jannette L. Dates, dean of the Johnson School, who addressed a general session of the conference. “It must be a part of the business goals of the advertising industry.”

On the one hand, any diversity effort from Madison Avenue is a sign of progress. But throwing money at the problems seems like an easy out that separates leaders from active involvement. And the “new idea” was apparently hatched by previous 4As President-CEO O. Burtch Drake. Then again, it would be cool if the agencies that fail to live up to the pact signed with New York City’s Commission on Human Rights were forced to forward their fines directly to the initiative—plus even prepare and deliver a seminar at the university. Read more about it here.

5421: Coffee, Tea Or Nothing At All.


Thirsting for money in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Starbucks recorded a 28 percent drop in 2Q profits. “We continue to come under very heavy consumer pressure due to the economy,” said Chairman and Chief Executive Officer Howard Schultz. “Most retailers, restaurants, certainly other premium brands are facing similar headwinds.” Yeah, it’s known as the public is suddenly waking up to the outrageousness of paying big bucks for a cup of brown water.

• The U.S. Census Bureau reported that almost 25 percent of kids under age 5 are Latino. Perhaps Starbucks should consider introducing Latino Lattes.

• A growing number of Latino residents—over 3 million to date—have stopped wiring money to friends and family in their home countries. “The major dynamic that is holding them back from sending money is fear,” said a pollster who conducted the recent survey. “They don’t know whether they won’t be able to get a job anymore.” And they sure don’t want to waste their loot at Starbucks.

5420: Postcard From The Edge Of Hypocrisy.


The message of the antique postcard depicted above taps into major issues faced by folks in the modern advertising industry.

Back in the day, entry-level creatives counted on the veterans for training and mentoring. Like the postcard says, “New workers are just as good or bad as the experienced workers want them to be.”

But the statement seemingly no longer applies on Madison Avenue.

While many—particularly the Baby Boomers—might argue the point, the expertise doesn’t reside with the old-timers anymore. New media and technology have flipped the script. Now the alleged leaders often display complete ignorance regarding the tools and tactics of the trade.

For lots of creative directors, digital represents the undiscovered country, a veritable foreign land with incomprehensible languages and customs. And we’re all too familiar with Madison Avenue’s history of coping with cultural cluelessness.

Sadly, most BDA senior denizens have taken a defensive stance, probably in a desperate attempt to retain their overblown salaries. The sensei role has vanished, replaced with political maneuvering and a stubborn resistance to the inevitable marketplace changes.

One has to wonder what might happen if the paradigm shift was allowed to occur, and the younger generations proceeded to school the bosses.

At the latest 4As convention (ironically dubbed the “Leadership Conference”), TBWA\Chiat\Day icon Lee Clow told the executives, “Young people have grown up with all things media. They know when it’s lame and they know when it’s good. … Hire young people. And don’t tell them what to do. Ask them what to do.”

It will be interesting to see if even the gray-bearded Clow has the courage to follow his own advice. To quote the postcard again, “New workers are just as good or bad as the experienced workers want them to be.”

So what do the current rulers really want?

5419: Prescription Clichés.


Wal-Mart meets the recommended daily dose of jazz musicians in Black advertising.

5418: Creative Hires… Or Liars?


The story below appeared at Adweek.com. A brief MultiCultClassics comment immediately follows…

Creative Hires at Merkley

By Andrew McMains

NEW YORK Merkley + Partners here has added an associate creative director from TBWA Raad and a cd from Lowe to work on the agency’s marquee Mercedes-Benz account.

Tom Quaglino, a cd at Interpublic Group’s Lowe here for eight years, has become a creative group head and art director at Omnicom Group’s Merkley, which now has six creative group heads. Quaglino and creative group head and copywriter Chris Landi are leading the shop’s regional dealer group efforts, though they work across all Mercedes business.

At Lowe, Quaglino worked on General Motors’ GMC brand, which last year shifted to Publicis Groupe’s Leo Burnett in Detroit. “He understands the car mind-set,” said Randy Saitta, co-executive creative director at Merkley. “He’s just a nice guy, too.”

Sakib Afridi, an acd at Omnicom Group’s TBWA Raad in Dubai, United Arab Emirates, since 2005 who has worked on Nissan and Mars, is now an acd and art director on Mercedes, partnering with acd and copywriter David McMillan, who joined the agency in February. McMillan, 40, previously was a cd at Omnicom’s BBDO here for two years, working on Bank of America.

Afridi, 32, becomes the 10th acd at Merkley, whose 40-person creative department is led by co-executive creative directors Saitta and Andy Hirsch. “He had a very interesting fresh book using a lot of disciplines,” Saitta said of Afridi.

Since January, the shop has added four creatives. The other was Matt McKay, a former cd at independent R&R Partners in Las Vegas who joined as an acd and art director in February. McKay, 38, is working on Arby’s and Ferrero Rocher’s Tic Tac.

Wow, Merkley + Partners is on a hiring tear. Let’s all remember that among the Madison Avenue shops that signed the diversity pact with New York City’s Commission on Human Rights, Merkley completely failed to meet its goals. It’s hard to tell from the Adweek report, but it looks like the agency had to go all the way to Dubai to find a potential minority. Also noteworthy is Mercedes-Benz being identified as the agency’s marquee account. Mercedes-Benz buys a bit of media in multicultural publications. So why does an advertiser that clearly woos minority audiences have no problem associating with an advertising agency struggling to keep its word on diversity? Sorry if this commentary comes off as having a mean streak that’s a mile wide.

5417: Game Over.


Um, looks like Freedom got shot.