Friday, February 23, 2007

Essay 1754

Posing as news with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• A 10-year-old boy in Pennsylvania filed a lawsuit because he was prohibited from dressing up as Jesus for his school’s Halloween activities. The school claimed the costume violated a policy against promoting religion, but the kid argues costumes for witches and devils were allowed. What would Jesus do? He’d probably deny having any involvement with this kid.

• Busta Rhymes was busted again, this time for driving without a license. The rapper, claiming he thought the arresting officers were robbers posing as cops, allegedly told them, “You hide behind the shield. This is bullshit.” You’d think at this point, Rhymes could tell the real cops from the fakes.

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