Showing posts with label amc series the pitch. Show all posts
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Monday, July 27, 2015

12790: Diversity Stunt From McKinney…?

McKinney seems awfully proud of itself for hiring the industry’s youngest intern, shamelessly maximizing the PR opportunities via Digiday and Durham magazine. However, MultiCultClassics predicted White advertising agencies would eventually recruit embryos to boost diversity figures—so handing an internship to a 12-year-old is no surprise. A peek at the agency website clearly indicates McKinney is struggling mightily to lure adult minorities. The North Carolina-based agency previously displayed cultural cluelessness when appearing on AMC series The Pitch in 2012. But bringing a kid on board for a mere week is, well, weak. That said, Glenn Green deserves an ADCOLOR® Award at least.

Thursday, December 18, 2014

12321: Panning Golden Corral Pitch.

Adweek reported on the shootout results for what is arguably the most sought-after account ever: Golden Corral. Why, what White advertising agency wouldn’t kill for the chance to continue the breakthrough creative excellence the restaurant has established over the years? The competition featured White ad agencies Merkley + Partners, Mullen and ultimate victor VIA, undoubtedly staging a buffet battle worthy of spotlighting on AMC series The Pitch. VIA appears to be the stereotypical predominately White shop with experience producing painfully mediocre restaurant campaigns—a perfect match to serve and take orders from Golden Corral.

Golden Corral Finds Its Lead Agency in Maine

The VIA Agency prevails in 3-horse race

By Andrew McMains

Golden Corral has completed its search.

The VIA Agency is the new lead creative agency for the casual dining chain, according to sources. The independent shop in Portland, Maine, prevailed in a pitch against two other finalists: Merkley + Partners in New York and Mullen in Winston-Salem, N.C.

Golden Corral, which has more than 500 restaurants in 40 states, spent about $55 million in media last year, according to Kantar Media.

Recently, the casual dining chain has used freelancers and produced ads in house. So the hiring of a lead agency represents a shift in strategy as the brand looks to rebound from softness in sales.

Golden Corral could not immediately be reached, but sources said the contenders had been told of the decision.

VIA’s previous restaurant clients include Friendly’s and Romano’s Macaroni Grill.

The selection comes amid a flurry of fast-casual reviews, including creative searches for Panera Bread and Buffalo Wild Wings and a media search for Bloomin’ Brands, whose mainstay is Outback Steakhouse. Panera and Buffalo Wild Wings hired Anomaly and TBWA\Chiat\Day, respectively; the Bloomin’ search continues but is expected to be completed soon.

Sunday, April 13, 2014

11825: Crazy Dork & Mindy.

As predicted, CBS series The Crazy Ones persuaded Pam Dawber to embarrass herself on the pathetic program. There’s something about this scenario that accurately reflects the real advertising industry; that is, the prevalence of irrelevant people (e.g., Dawber and Robin Williams) seeking to regain or prove their relevance in pitiful fashion. It’s like watching a washed-out athlete well beyond his/her prime still struggling to stay in the game. The Crazy Ones is AMC series The Pitch, performed by C-grade celebrities. Stop the sadness.

Wednesday, October 09, 2013

11498: JCPenney Is Sorry Again.

Adweek reported JCPenney dumped its six-month-old AOR, Y&R, in favor of three stooges: Doner, EVB and Victors & Spoils. This looks like a lackluster lineup for AMC series The Pitch. Hell, these shops would struggle in a competition with Roberts + Roberts. JCPenney is a shitty client that’s been on a death spiral for decades. In May, the retailer openly apologized to customers for the dumb changes it had made. Wonder if JCPenney will ultimately issue a mea culpa for playing musical chairs with marketing partners.

JCPenney Switches Creative Agencies Yet Again

Trio of Doner, EVB, Victors & Spoils replaces Y&R

By Andrew McMains

That was fast. Six months after hiring Young & Rubicam to lead its creative efforts, JCPenney has replaced Y&R with a trio of agencies: Doner, EVB and Victors & Spoils.

The change came after a pitch and as the struggling retailer prepared for its crucial holiday shopping season. Indeed, the honeymoon for the new shops will be short, as the first campaign may break as early as next month.

JCP spent more than $435 million in media last year and about $170 million in the first half of 2013, according to Nielsen. Those figures don’t include online spending, however.

A JCP representative characterized Doner as lead creative agency on the brand. Omnicom Group’s EVB and Havas’ Victors & Spoils, meanwhile, will share responsibility for digital and social media marketing, the rep said.

Y&R entered the Penney fold in the spring while marketing guru Sergio Zyman was consulting at the retailer. The WPP Group shop’s initial ads sought to reassure core customers that JCP was still a place to find great bargains, despite a previous move to phase out big markdowns.

The previous business strategy flopped and triggered the exit of CEO Ron Johnson, a former Apple leader and architect of the radically new approach. Johnson’s predecessor, Mike Ullman, returned to the company in the top post.

The pitch that resulted in the hiring of Doner, EVB and Victor & Spoils was steered by Debra Berman, a former marketing leader at Kraft who joined JCP in August, as svp of marketing. Earlier in her career, Berman held strategic planning roles at agencies such as Y&R and DDB.

Friday, October 04, 2013

11491: Brushing Off The Pitch.

In the final episode of AMC series The Pitch—which MultiCultClassics did not bother to watch—two nondescript agencies competed over an assignment for The Fuller Brush Company. It would have been delightfully appropriate to focus on dustpans or toilet brushes. Time to clean this shitty mess from the airwaves once and for all.

Thursday, September 26, 2013

11471: The Pitch Sucks In Spanish.

Didn’t bother watching the latest installment of AMC series The Pitch. In fact, this review will be posted before the episode finishes airing. A Latino agency is competing against a White agency. Perhaps the network is saluting National Hispanic Heritage Month.

11470: The Crazy Ones Sucks.

MultiCultClassics mistakenly thought CBS series The Crazy Ones debuted a few weeks ago. Wish it had—as that would’ve resulted in missing the premiere episode.

If AMC series The Pitch and TNT series Trust Me were stuffed into a trash compactor, the produced garbage would still smell less shitty than The Crazy Ones. The promotional hype calls the show a single-camera workplace comedy. That’s one camera too many—and it’s impossible to identify a single moment that could be classified as comedic. The only positive thing about The Crazy Ones is its 30-minute format. A full hour would have been pure torture.

Mork is a more believable character than Robin Williams’ Simon Roberts. Buffy should be recruited to slay Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Sydney Roberts. Creator David E. Kelley comes off like a staff writer for AgencySpy.

The Crazy Ones bears virtually zero resemblance to the real advertising industry—except in its depiction of a star-fucking, staff-fucking, nepotistic, predominately White agency.

Sunday, September 22, 2013

11465: Reviewing The Crazy Ones.

It’s odd that no trade publications or blogs have commented on CBS series The Crazy Ones, a comedy show set in a fictional Chicago advertising agency. After all, AMC series Mad Men routinely inspires columns and posts—and even AMC series The Pitch draws occasional press. The Businessweek review below indicates The Crazy Ones may rival short-lived TNT series Trust Me with its awfulness.

Review: Robin Williams in The Crazy Ones

By Jessica Grose

In the new CBS sitcom The Crazy Ones, Robin Williams stars as Simon Roberts, the temperamental head of a Chicago advertising agency called Roberts + Roberts, which he co-owns with his uptight daughter, Sydney (Sarah Michelle Gellar). He’s unorthodox and difficult: Roberts pulls Scottish accents at inopportune moments and boxes with a giant toy robot in his office. (So basically, he’s Robin Williams.) We’re meant to believe he’s a genius, because he explains to a roomful of McDonald’s executives in the pilot that his pitch is not about burgers and fries, but about the notion that “family is everything.”

Have you heard this somewhere before? The brilliant but mercurial creative director, the strained familial relationships, the man who is the beating heart at the center of mucky commerce? Oh, right, it’s Don Draper from Mad Men. (The two shows even share an actor, James Wolk, who plays the squirrelly Bob Benson on Mad Men and the slutty Zach Cropper on Crazy Ones.) And though the series are fairly different—Crazy Ones, a half-hour comedy, is terrible—both embrace the stock character of the stormy yet special creative.

The figure of the adman as volatile magician arose in the 1950s and ’60s, according to Cynthia Meyers, an associate professor at the College of Mount Saint Vincent and the author of the forthcoming book A Word From Our Sponsor: Admen, Advertising, and the Golden Age of Radio. In the early part of the 20th century, Meyers says, ad concepts were dictated by account executives. Illustrators and copywriters just worked for them. Back then, the “hard sell” was the main strategy. A burger ad would focus on concrete qualities such as how fresh the beef is.

Starting in the early ’60s, the “soft sell”—ads appealing to the client’s and consumer’s associations and emotions—began to dominate, and the designers and writers became much more heralded. Along with them came “a romantic terminology about the creative process,” Meyers says. Ads shifted from being about a burger’s juiciness to narratives about how burger grill marks remind you of your father’s love. TV writers in particular, Meyers speculates, like writing about advertising because they see television as experiencing the same central conflict between art and commerce. (Thirtysomething, which featured a married couple who ran an ad agency, memorably explored this theme in the ’80s.)

Mad Men works because showrunner Matthew Weiner is also a master of the soft sell. When Don Draper is pitching Kodak an ad for its Carousel slide projector, he evokes a deep sense of nostalgia, which means “the pain from an old wound” in Greek, he tells the executives. He shows photographs of his perfect young children and beautiful wife in years past and transports his clients—and viewers—to wistful memories.

Crazy Ones isn’t going for the same emotional chords that Mad Men hits so effortlessly. Williams does his thing, inhabiting characters—Mike Tyson and an American Indian from an old western—and the others are just satellites around his manic energy. It’s a shame, because Hamish Linklater, who plays the agency’s art director, and Gellar are both talented actors. All this mugging might have worked for Williams 20 years ago, but here it feels outdated and irritating.

There’s definitely a space in the TV universe for a lightly comedic Mad Men. Most of us work in offices in which to some degree we sublimate our true selves, so it’s a pleasure to live vicariously through characters who not only buck authority but also wrestle with issues of authenticity. But when Simon Roberts shows a clip from a 1972 McDonald’s ad depicting a father and son playing together, and says to the McDonald’s executives, “I was flat broke, but I still had enough money to buy her a Happy Meal. Made me look like a king to her,” it feels glib. Both Mad Men and Crazy Ones are trying to sell the audience on their product. With Crazy Ones, no one’s buying.

Saturday, September 21, 2013

11462: Turning Off The Pitch.

Didn’t bother watching the latest installment of AMC series The Pitch, but the show seems to be ripping off the Staples Easy Button with its banner icon above. A better concept is below.

Monday, September 16, 2013

11449: More Zombies On AMC.

Advertising Age reported on plans for a spin-off of AMC series The Walking Dead. It’s a safe bet that the characters in the new series will still be much livelier than the mindless zombies routinely appearing on AMC series The Pitch.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

11443: The Pitch Revises Reality.

Didn’t bother actually watching the fifth installment of AMC series The Pitch, which featured a woman-owned agency versus a Black-owned agency. Bee-Line Communications and commonground are both based in Illinois and make quite an odd couple. On many levels, the staged showdown displayed everything that is wrong with The Pitch—as well as our industry.

First of all, the agencies would never have faced off in the real world. Women and Blacks aren't allowed to fight over accounts exclusively reserved for shops run by Old White Guys.

Secondly, for the second time this season, a Black-owned firm won the competition. While not unprecedented, it’s a pretty rare feat when there are no hip-hop celebrities involved. Hey, just had a brainstorm: BET should launch a knockoff of The Pitch—starring all the brand ambassadors like Jay-Z, Diddy, Alicia Keys and Will.i.am.

Third, The Pitch is totally misrepresenting the ad business by potentially leading viewers to think women-owned and Black-owned agencies are commonplace. Things haven’t changed much since Jo Muse created “White Space” and ran it during The Pitch. Hell, things haven’t changed much since Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima hit the scene.

Finally, The Pitch may accelerate its own demise by spotlighting shops such as Bee-Line Communications and commonground. These places barely pique the interest of Madison Avenue and they are even more unlikely to help the AMC program gain a TV audience. Bee-Line Communications and commonground are among the invisible players in our field, which is a sad statement overall—as well as confirmation that anyone who isn’t a White male faces greater challenges in the adgame.

Saturday, September 07, 2013

11424: The Pitch Plods On.

Didn’t bother actually watching the fourth installment of AMC series The Pitch; however, the show featured a losing agency that would have had trouble competing against IAM students. Or the school’s janitorial and cafeteria workers. Somebody end the embarrassment already.

Saturday, August 31, 2013

11407: The Pitch Non-Review Addendum.

While seeking content for the latest non-review of the third episode of AMC series The Pitch, MultiCultClassics discovered the winning agency is a Black-owned enterprise. The Pitch Q&A featured Heavenspot President Chevon Hicks, whose shop bills itself as “a socially-powered digital creative agency.” Hicks doesn’t appear to have spent a lot of time in traditional advertising agencies, with career moves at Universal New Media, Sony Online Entertainment, Attitude Network and MGM Creative Advertising.

This also demonstrates how The Pitch is not reflective of the real advertising industry. After all, a digital agency run by a non-White person would almost never be allowed to compete against a White shop for a mass market account. Kudos to Hicks and his teammates.

11406: The Pitch Petered Out…?

Did anyone catch AMC series The Pitch on Thursday night? Besides an Advertising Age interview with the nondescript client featured in the second installment, there appear to be no reviews or online posts for the third episode. Perhaps the Labor Day weekend prevented people from providing commentary. Or maybe folks are trying to be polite and not publicize the embarrassing mediocrity. More likely, viewers aren’t bothering to tune in. Hell, the fan site hasn’t even posted at all this season. However, the AMC blog claims 295 people voted in the poll that asked, “Which agency should have won?” It’s a safe bet that the two agencies and client have a total of 295 employees, give or take a handful of supportive kin. MultiCultClassics will continue to review The Pitch without actually watching the show—but it’s growing increasingly pointless if no one else cares to watch either.

Saturday, August 24, 2013

11385: The Pitch Reviewed. Sort Of.

AMC series The Pitch aired the second installment of its second season—and it looks like nobody cared. Advertising Age didn’t publish a review. AgencySpy didn’t bother submitting anything either, even though its crack writing staff is allegedly paid per post. MultiCultClassics, however, will continue to review The Pitch without actually watching the show.

Here’s what probably happened. A nondescript client challenged two nondescript agencies to come up with nondescript ideas to sell a nondescript product or service. The least awful agency likely won, although that is never a given on The Pitch. Then again, the same holds true in the real ad world, where accounts are awarded for reasons that go beyond whomever delivers the best solutions.

Here’s what else probably happened. Various participants said or did things that made them look stupid. This is definitely a given on The Pitch, as stupidity is pretty much a prerequisite for entering the competition.

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

11368: The Pitch Still Sucks.

AMC series The Pitch kicked off its second season last week. Whoop-de-damn-doo. For now, MultiCultClassics will continue to review The Pitch without actually watching the show.

How the worst advertising-related program in history was allowed to continue demonstrates the intellectual deficiencies of television executives. That a new crop of agencies agreed to participate demonstrates the character deficiencies of advertising executives.

The original reasons to avoid The Pitch have already been discussed here. Yet the fast-changing industry presents even more motivation to spend your Thursday evenings engaged in other activities. In short, the reality TV series is getting lousier than ever in reflecting reality.

For starters, legitimate pitches rarely happen anymore. Rather, accounts are routinely relocated via various versions of Corporate Cultural Collusion.

The most common scheme involves the buddy system, where client-agency cronyism leads to the shifting of billings sans a formal shootout. These relationships tend to last as long as the key cronies maintain their respective positions. Once a CMO or agency CEO moves on, the account vanishes, leaving scores of hapless adpeople unemployed.

Another maneuver mastered by Omnicom mimics musical chairs, whereby an account is endlessly shuttled between sister agencies. If Publicis Omnicom Groupe is approved, brands such as Quaker and Propel Zero may never leave the network.

A third popular hustle requires inventing agencies to exclusively service accounts. Sir Martin Sorrell seems to be saying, “If none of the shitty shops in my empire are qualified to handle your business, I’ll cobble together a fresh shitty shop just for you.” Rearranging the monkey cages won’t produce evolutionary—and certainly not revolutionary—results. It’s just a bunch of different simians still tossing poop.

So what exactly does The Pitch represent? Hell, AMC series Mad Men offers greater resemblance and relevance to today’s ad game.

Monday, July 01, 2013

11254: Delayed WTF 25—The Pitch.

MultiCultClassics is often occupied with real work. As a result, a handful of events occur without the expected blog commentary. This limited series—Delayed WTF—seeks to make belated amends for the absence of malice.

Missed the Advertising Age preview on AMC series The Pitch—the worst advertising-related program ever.

The Pitch is gearing up for its second season with a lineup of advertising agencies that reads like a Who’s Who of Who Dat? The only arguably recognizable shop is commonground, winner of Advertising Age’s 2012 Small Agency of the Year Gold Award. Other competitors actually include agencies from Nashville. Really? Why bother? If The Pitch stumbles into a third season, look for the contestants to be in-house marketing departments of local car dealerships. It would be preferable to organize face-offs between students from portfolio schools.

This all supports MultiCultClassics’ opinion on the series. That is, the reality TV show is anything but real—and it makes for really bad entertainment.

Friday, November 23, 2012

10777: Headache-Inducing Pitch.

Campaign reported Novartis is conducting a pitch for a global agency to internationally launch an over-the-counter product speculated to be Excedrin. Wow, a planetary shootout for a pharmaceutical account. Even The Pitch would pass on covering this high drama. Then again, will the competition include any non-White shops—and does Novartis actually believe a single network is capable of hatching a concept that will translate across continents? It all sounds like Corporate Cultural Collusion of epic proportions. One thing is certain: the final creative will suck worldwide.

Novartis opens pitch for global brand launch

By Sara Kimberley

Novartis, the pharmaceutical giant, is searching for a global advertising agency to handle the international roll-out of an over-the-counter product.

An RFI has been issued to a number of agencies, including UK-based shops, from the Denmark-based intermediary Haestbeck Consulting. The brief, dubbed “Project Cool”, covers the provision of advertising to support the launch of a product, which is not named in the RFI, across markets in regions including Europe, the US and Asia.

Novartis, which has its headquarters in Basel, Switzerland and has a presence in more than 140 countries, will require the appointed agency to target consumers as well as healthcare professionals.

Agency sources have speculated that the brief relates to a wider roll-out of the Novartis US pain-relief brand Excedrin. They said Excedrin, which spends around $45 million on US advertising, could be set for a global launch that will require a positive brand awareness campaign following a product recall in the US this year.

Novartis works with a number of agencies including DraftFCB London, Wunderman Switzerland and Grey Group.

Friday, August 31, 2012

10464: Popchips’ Pathetic Pap.

Popchips has gone from racist to sexist. Honestly, is a 12-year-old creating this shit? Looks like a perfect candidate for The Pitch.

Update: Oops. Didn’t realize Popchips participated on The Pitch—although the statement above was referring to the hack agency responsible for the Katy Perry ad.

Friday, August 17, 2012

10424: The Pitch Is Coming Back.

Advertising Age reported AMC will run a second season of The Pitch. This is like learning that Popeyes intends to keep Annie the Chicken Queen as its spokeswoman.

“Simply put, we love the show,” said an AMC VP. “‘The Pitch’ hits all the criteria we look for in an unscripted show: honest characters, original premise and quality production.” Only a network executive could think there were honest characters in advertising agencies, use “original premise” to describe a copycat concept and praise the production values of a program that even participants insist was edited with a rusty chainsaw.

“I’d like to believe it will be easier to bring on agencies and brands now that they have seen the show and know what it is all about,” declared the VP. “But just like season one, it won’t be for everyone. Agencies need to decide for themselves if they want to be included.” Potential candidates must demonstrate hackneyed capabilities and delusions of grandeur.

Despite lots of negative criticism for The Pitch, there will be no changes to the program’s basic structure next season. “The show is not about deeply exploring one agency,” said the network wonk. “It’s a docu-portrayal of the creative process in the advertising industry and a real behind-the-scenes look at the pitch process.” Yeah, at shitty agencies that are clueless on the creative process and impotent on the pitch process.