Sunday, July 13, 2008

5694: Colliding With Progress Head On.

Dummies in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Female crash test dummies are getting a promotion of sorts, as the U.S. Transportation Department will start using them in frontal crash tests. Until now, the female dummies had been primarily used in basic compliance testing. However, the female dummies will still be paid significantly less than their male counterparts.

• Rapper Nas has produced a new track called “Black President,” which pays homage to Sen. Barack Obama. Jesse Jackson will probably mutter, “I want to cut his Nas off.”

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