This actual craigslist ad is seeking performers to stage a puppet show. The ad stresses you must bring your own puppets. Um, it would actually be kinda creepy to hire someone for a puppet show who didn’t have his own puppets.
PUPPET SHOW NEEDED (La Grange, IL)
Date: 2010-01-05, 4:56PM CST
Reply to: Shortierenee15@aol.com
I’m looking for someone to put on a CHILDRENS Puppet show. As far as money, I’m taking the best offer! The party will be held Feb. 20th 2010. You will need to bring your own supply.