Thursday, January 17, 2008

Essay 4997

A light MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• The new CEO at Sprint announced his intention to fire thousands of employees for cost-cutting efficiencies. Talk about moving at the speed of light. Sprint ahead—to the unemployment office.

• Foxy Brown filed a request to be released from prison early “due to her emergency medical condition relating to her progressively deteriorating hearing loss.” Plus, the rapper insists she’s a reformed woman. Wonder if the judge will buy these declarations. Sounds like in addition to growing deaf, Foxy’s getting dumb too.

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