Tuesday, March 11, 2008

5211: Transmitting Sexual News.

Late night news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• News reports now indicate New York Governor Eliot Spitzer may have spent up to $80,000 on hookers with the Emperors Club. Wonder if the escort agency ever considered using “The Emperors Club Has No Clothes” as a tagline. If not, we’ll gladly sell it to them for well under $80,000.

• A study from the Center for Disease Control and Prevention showed at least one in four teenage girls in the U.S. has a sexually transmitted disease. Um, looks like the Center isn’t doing a very good job of controlling and preventing disease.

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