Saturday, March 29, 2008
5296: Pen Pals And Playwrights.
Write and wrong in a MultiCultClassics Monologue.
• Remy Ma is turning to her fans for help after being convicted for shooting a friend in the stomach. The rapper now faces up to 25 years in jail. “Please write letters about how Remy and her music has positively affected you, influenced you, inspired you, etc.,” stated a note on the rapper’s MySpace page. “In hopes that the judge will be lenient in Remy’s upcoming sentencing.” All friends who write are probably eligible to be shot in the stomach.
• Idiotic students at North Dakota State University sparked controversy by staging a skit incorporating cowboys simulating anal sex while a White student in Blackface portrayed Barack Obama getting a lap dance. “We’re trying to find out the right approaches for accountability but at the same time try to heal wounds that have occurred and allow the campus to move ahead,” said NDSU’s dean of students. The students are probably preparing for their upcoming Remy Ma skit.