Wednesday, March 12, 2008
5213: Not Joining The Club.
Club News in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Now 71 percent of New Yorkers think Governor Eliot Spitzer should resign (reports indicate he’ll do so today). The other 21 percent are probably Emperors Club VIPs.
• Two witnesses identified Remy Ma for shooting a girlfriend outside a nightclub last summer. The rapper’s trial is taking place this week in New York. Remy Ma is probably thanking Governor Spitzer for deflecting the media attention away from her.
• The top executive from the infamous slaughterhouse that inspired the largest beef recall in U.S. history defended himself during a congressional panel yesterday. His arguments probably included, “Hey, at least I’ve never spent $80k on hookers!”