Friday, February 27, 2009
6492: Early Exits.
Throwing eggs with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• The Mayor of Los Alamitos in California (pictured above) is resigning after taking heat for emailing a racist message about President Barack Obama. The email depicted watermelons on the White House lawn and a headline reading, “No Easter egg hunt this year.” The mayor insisted he had no idea connecting Black people and watermelons constituted a racial stereotype. Which means the moron will probably land a job in the advertising industry.
• Reports indicate Michael Vick will serve the remainder of his jail sentence from home starting in May, as there are no vacancies at a halfway house. The former NFL star pleaded guilty in 2007 to running a dog-fighting operation. Vick won’t be allowed to leave his home without approval from a probation officer; plus, he’ll wear an electronic monitoring device. The device should be fashioned to resemble a dog collar.