Thursday, January 01, 2009
6301: New Year, New Nonsense.
Purely religious and ridiculous in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…
• Atheists filed a lawsuit demanding references to God and religion be deleted during the upcoming presidential inauguration. The lawsuit stated, “Plaintiffs are placed in the untenable position of having to choose between not watching the presidential inauguration or being forced to countenance endorsements of purely religious notions that they expressly deny.” Hey, we all have a cross to bear.
• Former NBA star Charles Barkley was busted on suspicion of drinking and driving in Arizona. Barkley allegedly insisted to cops that he ran a stop sign to pick up a woman for oral sex. The man’s ability to create legal alibis, um, sucks.