Thursday, January 08, 2009

6324: Stalling With Ex-Senator Larry Craig.


Dumping the news in a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• Former Senator Larry Craig decided to dump attempts to reverse his guilty plea. Next time he goes into a toilet stall, he should just take a dump—and nothing more.

• Walgreens announced plans to cut 1,000 salaried employees, which translates to about 9 percent of its corporate management. Hey, all the guys are invited to hang out with former Senator Larry Craig

• Macy’s announced plans to close 11 stores in 9 states, citing poor sales performance. But Macy’s had the loot to hire Donald Trump as a spokesman?

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