Showing posts with label april fools' day. Show all posts
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Thursday, April 03, 2025

17022: Fade To Blank For Blackweek.

 

Adweek reported on an April Fools’ Day stunt from the creators of Blackweek, whereby the group changed its name to Blankweek as a response to the anti-DEIBA+ vibe in Adland and the USA.

 

Can’t help but wonder how Blackweek and its crew will ultimately fare while Adland continues to abandon DEIBA+—along with associated performative PR and heat shields.

 

When White advertising agencies and White adpeople are probed on their awareness of Blackweek, will they draw a blank? Do they already?

 

Blackweek April Fools Stunt Puts a Spotlight on DEI Rollbacks

 

Conference organizers changed the name of the event to ‘Blankweek’ yesterday to spark industry conversation

 

By Cydney Lee

 

Ad industry observers may have noticed yesterday that Blackweek, the industry conference dedicated to unlocking the spending power, influence, and potential of diverse consumers, changed its name to “Blankweek” in response to ongoing diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) rollbacks imposed by the government.

 

ADWEEK can confirm that the name change was an April Fools prank meant to drive awareness to the erasure of DEI progress across U.S. companies and culture.

 

“In this environment, [descriptors] like ‘Black,’ ‘female,’ ‘LGBTQ,’ and ‘diverse’ are being erased,” explained Walter T. Geer III, Blackweek co-founder and chief creative officer of innovation at VML North America. “We’re poking fun at that and the fact that so many brands and agencies are cowering down on [DEI].”

 

On Monday, March 31, Geer shared a seemingly truthful LinkedIn post announcing Blackweek had changed its name: “After careful deliberation and conversations with our team and families, and looking at the current climate and movement to erase certain words from the business world, we have made the tough decision to change our name to Blankweek,” he wrote.

 

In the post, he also shared a link to a new Instagram page for Blankweek, which included another link to the conference’s website complete with the new Blankweek name and logo.

 

Other Blackweek founders posted about the alleged name change, including Andre Gray, chief activation officer and head of culture and entertainment at Havas Lynx New York; Adan Romero, evp and executive creative director at Razorfish; and Joe Anthony, CEO and founder of Hero Collective.

 

The war on DEI

 

Recently, in response to a changing political climate, brands including Target, Lowe’s, Molson Coors, and Walmart have reversed their DEI efforts in various ways, from ditching hiring quotas to ending programs and surveys meant to support diverse employees. 

 

This war on DEI reached the highest levels of the federal government earlier this year as President Donald Trump took office. In January, on inauguration day, he signed an executive order “ending radical and wasteful government DEI programs and preferencing.”

 

Since then, Trump has signed a series of orders clamping down on DEI programs, most recently urging Vice President JD Vance to remove “divisive, race-centered ideology” from the Smithsonian Institution and its museums, education and research centers, and the National Zoo.

 

These mandates have forced brands and agencies, which made bold promises and set aggressive goals around DEI in the wake of 2020’s Black Lives Matter movement, to re-strategize.

 

For Blackweek’s founders, April Fools presented an opportunity to raise awareness of these reversals by showing “how ridiculous it is to issue these mandates,” said Anthony.

 

“What we’re seeing is a compounding attack on nomenclature, words, and terminology in an attempt to try to make America this homogenous place, which we know is not the foundational principle of what [leads to] great creative ideas,” he continued.

 

While the founders were hopeful that the stunt would not just drive awareness but outrage among diverse pockets of the industry, reactions to Geer’s LinkedIn post were somewhat muted, with many commenters offering their understanding and support of the “tough decision.” 

 

However, Geer said that out of the public eye, others reached out to him directly to reprimand him for the name change and accusing him of “bending the knee.”

 

“I think people would never in a million years expect this,” said Geer. “Never in a million years would they expect us to essentially fold in the moment like what many companies are doing.”

 

Blackweek is here to stay

 

Despite the ongoing retreat from DEI—and the April Fool’s prank—Blackweek is here to stay, and it’s preparing for a strong second year.

 

Blackweek held its inaugural conference in New York City in October 2024. The event was self-financed with support from sponsors like WPP, Dentsu, IPG, and TikTok.

 

In 2025, Blackweek’s founders are looking to expand the event to “an economic forum and festival,” said Gray. The conference will act as a “content accelerator,” highlighting artists and creatives more through programming like showcases, film screenings, and performances.

 

“We’re doubling down on culture, and we need the community to double down with us,” said Anthony.

 

Anthony said that the conference is on track to retain nearly 80% of its sponsors this year, but shared that some prospective sponsors (which he declined to name) have expressed concern around Blackweek’s name “and how that aligns with the current climate.”

 

“The reason why we chose the term ‘Black’ was not necessarily to exclude other communities, but to highlight the cultural contributions and the license that Black culture gives other marginalized and oppressed communities to speak up for themselves,” Anthony said.

 

Update April 1 8:25am ET: This story was updated to clarify that Blackweek aims to reach diverse audiences, not just Black audiences.

Tuesday, April 01, 2025

17020: Omnicom Group Expands Acquisition Plan.

 

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

 

April 1, 2025

 

Omnicom to acquire IPG, WPP, Publicis Groupe, Dentsu, Havas, and Stagwell

 

280 Park Avenue, New York, NY -- Omnicom Group Chairman-CEO-Pioneer of Diversity John Wren announced the White holding company plans to supplement its pending acquisition of IPG, adding WPP, Publicis Groupe, Dentsu, Havas, and Stagwell to the global empire.

 

The groundbreaking enterprise will be called Omnicombo. Or Omnicommode. Or Omnicolonizer.

 

The move is estimated to save gazillions, although analysts predict identifying redundancies, addressing client conflicts, and rejiggering hierarchies could take decades.

 

The proposed scheme sets a world record for C-suite executives’ golden parachutes—and all other staffers’ golden showers.

 

Under the new regime, Chief Diversity Officers, ERGs, performative PR, and heat shields will be replaced and/or executed by AI technology, pending the development of unbiased algorithms. In the interim, expect such responsibilities and duties to be delegated to BIPOC receptionists, mailroom attendants, janitorial crews, and security personnel.

Monday, April 01, 2024

16596: Pfizer Rethinks & Reassigns Its Marketing Duties.

 

Fierce Pharma reported Pfizer made another dramatic move, dismissing Publicis Groupe in favor of reassigning worldwide pharmaceutical marketing duties to a revamped in-house enterprise.

 

The game-changing venture – named Pfizzle – will only have two employees. Former McCann Health CCO Jeremy Perrott is partnering with Pfizer AI Platform Charlie to oversee the creation of all marketing content for the global drugmaker.

 

“We plan to rack up tons of awards,” declared Perrott, speaking at a press conference staged in a local Hooters.

 

Marcel declined to comment.

Saturday, April 01, 2023

16196: He Gets Us Rises For Holy Season.

 

The He Gets Us campaign—designed to create “a movement to reintroduce people to the Jesus of the Bible”—has launched a seasonal promotion to run during the Christian religious observances of Lent and Easter.

 

Playing off the biblical account where Jesus resurrected Lazarus from the dead, the campaign takes a special Adland twist. Specifically, multichannel tactics show Jesus bringing Aunt Jemima back to life.

 

“Our goal has always been to produce breakthrough, provocative messages that capture people’s attention,” explained the creative director behind the work. “And hell yes, we’re also praying this concept will collect goddamned awards.”

 

The creative director added, “Resurrecting Aunt Jemima is a way for us to celebrate Black Lives Matter too.”

Friday, April 01, 2022

15777: The Richards Group Expands Operations Abroad.

AgencySpy posted that The Richards Group quietly launched a satellite office in Russia.

 

In stark contrast to global holding companies withdrawing from the country, The Richards Group leveraged its independent status to buck the trend.

 

While the White advertising agency’s U.S. headquarters rebrands itself as TRG, the new shop will let the initials stand for The Russian Group.

 

The Moscow-based agency will be led by Stan Richards.

 

“Well, I guess my former cronies figured this is the closest thing to banishing me to Siberia,” said Richards. “But I see an opportunity here to create a Peaceable Kingdom—despite the current lack of peace.”

 

Richards revealed that the Black Russian has become his favorite drink—however, he declined to elaborate and would only say, “Don’t even go there…”

Thursday, April 01, 2021

15375: The Latest Ultimatum From Byron Allen.

 

AgencySpy posted on the latest move by media mogul Byron Allen, who took out a 1/4-page advertisement in Advertising Age, Adweek and Campaign—depicted above—calling out holding company leaders for their collective failure to bring diversity to the industry. Allen closed by demanding that the honchos resign. When AgencySpy asked the executives for their reactions to the open letter, Mark Read, Michael Roth, Arthur Sadoun and John Wren declined comment.

Thursday, April 02, 2020

14970: April Fools On Zoom Calls Via Adweek.

Adweek staged an April Fools’ Day stunt whereby “Rising Ad Talents” connected via unexpected Zoom calls with “Industry VIPs”—including Gary Vaynerchuk, Fernando Machado, Isaiah Mustafa, Wendy Clark and Cindy Gallop. Um, why would anyone label Clark and Gallop as VIPs? Fools, yes—on April 1 and every day of the year.

Wednesday, April 01, 2020

14969: Cannes Lions 2020 International Festival Of Creativity Presents COVID-19 Lion.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

April 1, 2020

Cannes Lions 2020 Introduces COVID-19 Lion

Cannes, France — Cannes Lions 2020 International Festival of Creativity will introduce the COVID-19 Lion at the annual—albeit currently postponed—advertising and marketing extravaganza.

The special trophy will salute any advertisement—scam or real alike—focused on the global coronavirus pandemic. In the event that Cannes Lions 2020 is canceled, the award will be mailed to winners in a sanitized, hermetically sealed container packaged by judges wearing hazmat suits.

“We initially considered rejecting entries with COVID-19 themes out of respect for victims of the virus—as well as a general sense of integrity and dignity,” stated a Cannes Lions 2020 official. “But upon realizing the potential revenue that could be generated, the decision to go for it was a no-brainer.”

Submissions are already pouring in, with the overwhelming majority coming from Brazil.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2019

14594: Diet Madison Avenue Goes From Revealer To Revealed…?

Adweek reported former CP+B CCO Ralph Watson and his lawyer believe the anonymous trolls behind Diet Madison Avenue will be unmasked within a week. Gee, the event will have missed making Women’s History Month—as well as April Fools’ Day—by just a few days or so.

The Anonymous ‘Diet Madison Avenue’ Social Media Whistleblowers Could Be Unmasked Within a Week

Lawyer suing account’s creators expects Instagram to identify them

By Erik Oster

The identities of anonymous activists who’ve operated online under the name Diet Madison Avenue could soon be revealed by Facebook and Instagram as part of a defamation lawsuit filed against the account’s creators.

In a letter filed with the United States District Court for the Southern District of New York on Monday, the lawyer representing former CPB chief creative officer Ralph Watson claimed Facebook and Instagram will provide identifying information “within the next week” regarding the people behind Diet Madison Avenue, the anonymous industry whistleblower social media account dedicated to “exposing sexual harassment and discrimination” in advertising.

In the letter to United States District Judge John G. Koeltl, attorney Michael Ayotte requested that an upcoming hearing, currently scheduled for April 22, be delayed 60 days, allowing him time to “receive the requested discovery that is expected to be produced this week”—meaning the identities of the anonymous account’s administrators.

The controversial account, which operated mostly through Instagram, shook the industry in 2018 with a series of sexual harassment and assault allegations against multiple prominent male executives. Diet Madison Avenue abruptly shut down and then reappeared in March 2018, shortly after a group of women in advertising circulated a letter criticizing its approach to making allegations of sexual harassment. The account later went dark following the initiation of Watson’s litigation before reappearing as a reset private Instagram account. The anonymous group described itself as “17 ad junkies exposing Madison Ave sexual harassment & discrimination since Oct. 2017, cuz HR won’t.”

Watson filed separate suits in Los Angeles and New York last year accusing unnamed “Jane Doe” individuals of defaming him in January 2018 by describing him in a series of Diet Madison Avenue Instagram Stories posts as a “predator” who “targeted and groomed” young women. Cases were filed in both California and New York, and Watson believes the defendants are based throughout the country, including in California, New York and Illinois.

Watson later sued his former employer and its parent company, MDC Partners, for wrongful termination and “reverse sex discrimination,” claiming he was fired as “a direct result of Diet Madison Avenue’s false statements, pressure and interference.”

In response to the latter filing, CPB and MDC Partners claimed the executive had been terminated for cause, referring to a series of “emails that were sent by Mr. Watson to female employees.”

Today, an MDC Partners spokesperson reaffirmed the company’s position.

“CPB still stands by its decision to terminate Mr. Watson’s employment for cause following an appropriate investigation,” she said. “MDC Partners and CPB will continue to vigorously defend themselves and their employees against the litigation commenced by Mr. Watson in June 2018. We remain highly confident that we will ultimately prevail in this matter.”

CPB declined to provide further comment.

A. Louis Dorny, a partner at Gordon Rees Scully Mansukhani, which is defending Diet Madison Avenue in the case, also declined to comment.

“We respond to valid legal requests but don’t comment on specific cases,” an Instagram spokesperson said in a statement.

Facebook and Google have not responded to requests for comment, and Ayotte has not responded to requests for comment.

The Diet Madison Avenue Instagram account, which has been inactive for approximately six months, did not respond to a direct message seeking comment.

The requests to identify those associated with Diet Madison Avenue stem from the original suit filed in Los Angeles Superior Court in May 2018.

Watson successfully obtained a court order to issue subpoenas to Facebook, Instagram and Google in order to identify those behind Diet Madison Avenue’s allegedly defamatory posts in July 2018. An anonymous defendant identified as Doe 3 unsuccessfully sought to quash the subpoenas.

On Feb. 1, 2019, the court granted Doe 3 a protective order while also narrowing the scope of the subpoenas to Jan. 19 and Jan. 25, 2018 (the dates of the allegedly defamatory statements) and issued a stay on any production of the information until Feb. 28. A further extension of that stay was granted until March 15. On March 13, the defendants’ attempt to appeal the decision was denied.

Because of the lifting of the stay in the Los Angeles Superior Court case, the plaintiff “expects to receive the requested identifying information within the next week.”

The full document submitted to the S.D.N.Y. is embedded [at Adweek].

Monday, April 01, 2019

14586: Advertising Industry Boys’ Club Introduces The 97% Movement.

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

April 1, 2019

Former Creative Honchos Launch The 97% Movement

Madison Avenue, New York City, NY — A group of former Executive Creative Directors and Chief Creative Officers launched The 97% Movement, a bold initiative designed to enhance and grow the male majority in the advertising industry. The 97% Movement is aiming for 100% macho dominance in agency creative departments by 2020, according to anonymous reports from Diet Madison Avenue that really pissed off Ralph Watson.

“You can’t be a great creative director and have a baby and keep spending time off every time your kids are ill,” reiterated Neil French. “Everyone who doesn’t commit themselves fully to the job is crap at it.”

The 97% Movement leadership includes Joe Alexander, Tham Khai Meng, Jeremy Perrott, Ted Royer, Eric Springer and Ralph Watson. Gustavo Martinez is overseeing group activities in Spain.

Industry female figures presented varied responses. Cindy Gallop delivered an expletive-filled tirade, Kat Gordon filed a lawsuit for copyright infringement and Jo Wallace declined to comment per the insistence of legal counsel at JWT London. “The 97% Movement has my full support and restless ambition,” gushed Wendy Clark. “Oops. I mean they’re fully reprehensible and reckless assholes.”

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Thursday, March 14, 2019

14568: WPP Expels Powerhouse Bowel Movement In Seattle.

No, it’s not an early April Fools’ Day prank. Adweek reported WPP dumped the Seattle offices of Wunderman, Possible and Cole & Weber into the magical merger toilet and flushed to create Wunderman Thompson Seattle. Thank goodness the White advertising agency has a Global Chief Talent Officer, Global Chief People Officer and Global Head of Culture to wrangle such an abundance of talent, people and culture.

WPP Folds Possible, Cole & Weber Into Wunderman Thompson Seattle as Part of ‘Powerhouse’ Merger

Possible’s Joe Crump to lead WT New York

By Patrick Coffee

Less than four months after forming Wunderman Thompson from the merger of the world’s oldest creative shop, J. Walter Thompson, and direct marketing pioneer Wunderman, WPP has made another big agency move.

The Seattle offices of Wunderman, Possible and Cole & Weber will join to become Wunderman Thompson Seattle in what is essentially an extension of this rolling merger, with the three set to share an office in Possible’s former global headquarters effective March 29.

“This is part of the same narrative [CEO] Mark Read has set for WPP,” said Wunderman Thompson North America CEO Shane Atchison, with the agencies combining their creative, technology, analytics and commerce capabilities “on behalf of our clients.”

Wunderman Thompson New York will serve as the global home base for this new entity, meaning Possible no longer has its own headquarters. And while that agency will now technically become a part of Wunderman Thompson in both Seattle and New York, the Possible brand will remain in respect to certain key clients such as AT&T, Microsoft and VW. Possible officially became part of the Wunderman network in 2017, but the two remained separate agencies. Yale & Olive, a conflict division of Wunderman, will be unaffected, according to several parties close to the matter.

Several leadership changes will occur as a result of this merger.

Justin Marshall, who had been managing director of Wunderman Seattle, will now serve as president of Wunderman Thompson Seattle. Mike Doherty, president of creative agency Cole & Weber, will take on an unspecified leadership role at the new company. And in New York, Joe Crump, who had been managing director of Possible and led WPP’s Volkswagen team, will now hold the same position at Wunderman Thompson.

Marshall and Crump will report to Atchison, the former Possible chief who returned to WPP last December after more than a year in the software startup world. He announced the move to all Seattle staff in a town hall last week.

“Seattle has a creative and entrepreneurial spirit that leverages emerging technology to create a unique environment where talent thrives,” said Atchison in a statement. “Wunderman Thompson Seattle combines three brands that each have deep roots in creativity, data and technology to create a new kind of agency that truly stands apart from the rest. I couldn’t be more excited to have Justin lead and guide this powerhouse agency.”

An agency spokesperson declined to comment on changes in the roles of Possible managing director Gareth Jones and CEO of the Americas Martha Hiefield. The combined entities currently employ approximately 350 people in Seattle, and it is unclear at this time whether any positions will be eliminated.

Prior to joining Possible, Crump spent more than 17 years with the Razorfish organization, where he founded the Product and Service Innovation Practice. Atchison praised him as “a world-class storyteller with a profound interest in emerging technology and culture,” citing the “unique lens with which Joe looks at everything around him” as an asset to the New York team.

“We’re at an inflection point for the way brands behave in the world—and for the role that agencies can play in driving that evolution,” said Crump in a statement. “It’s exciting to work with a team like Wunderman Thompson that has the depth and scale to help brands grow by combining data and technology with world class creative.”

According to multiple parties with direct knowledge of the matter, the purpose of this particular merger is to streamline the Wunderman Thompson organization by eliminating or consolidating some of its sub-brands on a region-by-region basis while simultaneously combining teams with expertise in areas like Amazon Marketplace and iOS app development, thereby offering a fuller suite of services in one place. The Possible brand will remain primarily to satisfy the demands of large-scale clients familiar with that agency’s teams.

As for whether all these organizations will eventually fold into Wunderman Thompson, one individual said, “nobody knows.” The source added that it would be a mistake to focus on the structure of the resulting network. “Moving agency chess pieces around is soulless. It’s less about finances and CEOs and more about people looking for signals: companies that are bringing them together, forming teams and giving them something to believe in,” the person said.

Much speculation will concern the so-called winners and losers in this ongoing mega-merger. Those who have spoken to Adweek see regional leadership teams within the affected networks remaining somewhat intact while individuals with global roles stand a greater chance of becoming redundant.

One person close to these changes described them as a “regionalization of the business with global connectivity at the center,” adding, “The whole thing needs to be rebuilt. Clients should take advantage of this moment and leverage the best opportunities for them.”

Sunday, April 01, 2018

14089: No Chance For Heineken.

Advertising Age reported Chance the Rapper was offered a Global Brand Ambassador-Creative Director position with Heineken—and the artist graciously declined, bucking the trend of Black recording artists landing advertising roles.

“I think some companies are purposely hiring Black artists so they can get more street cred. And that shit is racist/bogus, so I guess I shouldn’t help by playing along,” tweeted the rapper. “But I gotta just say tho. Heineken is terribly racist omg.”

Heineken responded to the rejection quickly, offering the same position to MC Hammer, although for considerably less money.

Meanwhile, White advertising agency Publicis has pledged to continue looking for Blacks to hire too.

14088: #MeToo #ThreeToo.

The 3% Movement announced an exciting extension to its popular 3% Certified program: 3% Sexual Harassment Certified. “Given all the sexual harassment and predatory behavior being exposed in recent months, it seemed natural that we offer expert help and guidance to advertising agencies,” explained The 3% Movement Founder Kat Gordon. “Plus, I’m always seeking opportunities for shameless self-promotion and unsolicited pontification.” The sister certification also features two outcomes:

3% Sexual Harassment Certified Platinum is the level of certification reserved for agencies where less than 3% of C-suite positions are held by convicted sex offenders.

3% Sexual Harassment Certified Aluminum is the level of certification given to all other agencies who enroll in the program and pay the obligatory registration fee (a tax-deductible contribution, of course!).

Other perks for participating agencies include FREE guest passes to The 3% Movement events and positive mentions at Diet Madison Avenue.

“The 3% Sexual Harassment Certified program is fucking awesome!” gushed Divertsity Diva and pseudo-provocateur Cindy Gallop. “It’s about fucking time someone fucking took action on this fucking subject!” Then Gallop went back to openly sharing her penchant for dating twenty-something men and encouraging the industry to inject more sex into campaigns.

Joe Alexander, Ted Royer, Adam Grohs, Duan Evans, Gustavo Martinez, Ralph Watson, Eric Springer and Paul Colman declined comment.

Sunday, April 03, 2016

13144: Talk To The Hand.

Adweek reported Hamburger Helper loves hip hop, releasing a mixtape as an April Fool’s joke that has gone viral. Wonder if Hamburger Helper’s White advertising agency was involved in the campaign. Would fans think differently if they knew Hamburger Helper typically works hand-in-hand with an advertising agency where diversity is a dream deferred and denied?

Sunday, April 01, 2012

9952: ADCOLOR® To Honor Popeyes’ Annie.


The 2012 ADCOLOR® Awards and Industry Conference plans to honor Popeyes spokeswoman Annie the Chicken Queen with the prestigious All-Star Award. The gala event is scheduled for October 18-20, 2012, at The Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas.

“Annie symbolizes everything our 501(c)(6) trade association stands for,” explained ADCOLOR® Founder Tiffany R. Warren. “We’re pleased to add her to our illustrious honorees, representing true diversity champions who work together to further diversity and inclusion efforts in the advertising, marketing and media industries.”

“Everyone at our agency is thrilled to be a part of this recognition,” gushed GSD&M CEO Roy Spence, one of the originators of the popular campaign character. “Annie has always been committed to giving back—as well as giving hearty helpings of Popeyes Bonafide® Chicken, Popcorn Shrimp and Catfish Meals.”

“I cannot begin to express my sincere gratitude for this award,” said Annie the ADCOLOR® Honoree. “I haven’t been this excited since Popeyes beat KFC in a national taste test. I’m dancing, honey!”

2011 ADCOLOR® Catalyst Honoree Dan Wieden added, “I’ve always respected Annie for her courageous refusal to move to the back of the bus on that fateful day—December 1, 1955—in Montgomery, Alabama. Oh, wait a minute. That was Rosa Parks. My bad. But hey, Annie’s cool too.”

Awarding a coveted trophy to Annie the Chicken Queen also drew criticism. “I deserved to win over Annie,” huffed Diane Amos, The Pine-Sol® Lady. “That’s the power of cronyism, baby!”