Saturday, September 04, 2010

7936: Weekend Hookers.

Servicing adults with a MultiCultClassics Monologue…

• At the urging of 17 state attorneys general, craigslist shut down its adult services section. Which means state governors will now seek alternate means of securing sessions with hookers.

• Sears is attempting to once again make over its apparel offering. Whatever the retailer creates, it’s a safe bet customers will still wind up looking like hookers.

• The guy charged with trying to extort talk-show host David Letterman was released from jail. Look for ratings whore Jay Leno to invite the extortionist to appear on The Tonight Show.

• Rev. Jesse Jackson’s ride—a 2009 Cadillac Escalade—was stolen in Detroit. The vehicle was later recovered, although with a broken window and missing rims. Now, there are some karmic components at work here. First, given that General Motors cut its Black advertising agency for Cadillac and handed the responsibilities to White shops, it seems odd that Jackson would support the brand by purchasing an Escalade. Let’s just hope the SUV wasn’t in a Burger King parking lot when thieves heisted it.

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